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/erpg/ - Skintight Suits Edition >New here? >What the

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/erpg/ - Skintight Suits Edition

>New here?
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.

>How do I get started?

Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!

>So, I made my Character, what now?

After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.

>Where do you guys hang out?

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JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
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Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
That will take you right to the channel.

Previous thread: >>22726324

>captcha: select all clothes
IT KNOWS
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>>22780105
If I'm understanding all the fan art right, the little blue one is the unassuming final boss of the genocide route and the big red one is a fan favourite character? What do those stats even mean?

>>22780477
Pic related
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>>22781880
The guy on the left is Sans, the one on the right is Papyrus. I'm not sure what the blue hearts mean (I'd think HP, but, well, without spoiling anything too badly, their HP is functionally irrelevant in the actual game). The 10/10 bones is probably a joke on the fact that a dog keeps running off with the bones Papyrus uses for his special attacks. And Sans... well, Sans definitely doesn't run out of bones. Watch a video of the fight on Youtube if you're curious.
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>>22781880
Sans, the little guy, technically only has 1 attack, 1 defence and 1 hit point and is the "easiest enemy in the game".
He instead cheats by dodging everything and his attacks ignore invincibility frames.
And boy does Sans ever has a shitton of bones to throw at you.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20passing%20traveller

420 views on this stupid gypsy, what's the next meme number to hit?
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>>22782019
666
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>>22782050
Someone actually messaged my vampire character as soon as they hit that number. It was pretty nice.
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>>22782050
Horsecock best cock.
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I want to play a straight male who molests lesbian prepubescent girls in latex suits who are into painplay and RP over notes. How hopeless out of ten?
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>>22783347
>over notes
100% hopeless.
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>>22783347
You're dom so you'll have some ho-
>over notes
You might as well be a straight always submissive male with a paragraph bio. You have some chance. But it don't look good.


Also relevant to the thread.
https://www.f-list.net/c/sister%20rusalka/
Now with kinks! Although I still need a few more that'll help describe how crazy she is.
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> new png
> cant make an inline out of it because my profile is already a huge ugly mess as it is

Suffering.
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>>22784526
Lemme see?
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>>22784684
> https://www.f-list.net/c/Amhar
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>>22784746
Oh.

Yeah, your profile is a mess. I've already gotten on you about that. You should hang out in the 4chan/erpg/ room so I can see if I like you as a human being, not that I actually roleplay.

Also why is your character a maleherm?

But back to the subject of your profile being a mess; you've made the mistake that a lot of people--mostly the kind of people who'd pay to be subscribers and commission a ton of artwork, come to think of it--seem to make. You've got this profile set up and it looks great on YOUR monitor, but chances are it's going to look like ass on most other people's monitor.

And make no mistake, this is completely unrelated to my hate for profiles that lack a certain Laconic flair; You've got a pretty picture, but you've framed it with cardboard.

Here's what it looks like to me.
Having that E off on it's own line, having the "invites" jump off to the next line, having all the text come off as ugly because you wanted it justified... this all detracts from the appearance you're trying to cultivate. It's not quite as bad as when someone trying to be Christian Grey approaches me with a typo riddled intro post, but it is pretty similar, even if technically your ability to craft a profile doesn't have anything to do with your ability to write. But just like those people with really shitty art they drew themselves, it still looks bad because it feels like you don't notice your own problems.
This is all the kind of thing I'd say to someone like Wonder Woman if I didn't want to stay on her good side as much as possible.

(I'm assuming this isn't helping the "deciding if [you] actually like [me] as a human being" thing)
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Cyberpunk ERP game/setting/character/scene ideas?

So far:
>Side shave. Piercings. Skintight bodysuit.
>>22781880
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>>22785299
No, shit that actually works a lot. My main issue IS the things on top and the profile "design" itself, but at the same time I can't bring myself to remake it all because I'm lazy.

But yeah, I'm aware that it looks ugly when viewed in other resolutions.

There's still a lot of unnecessary shit in there too.

Thanks, I'll finish editing it sometime.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/strawberry%20verruil/

I wanna get dominated or abused ):
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>>22785338
>No, shit that actually works a lot.
What does?
>at the same time I can't bring myself to remake it all because I'm lazy.
Can't fault you there.

Anyway, I feel bad about tearing you apart, so I made this. It's just a mock up. Some of the colours don't look that great now that I've put them on the actual background.
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>>22785847
I just realized I did the" ̶O̶n̶e̶-̶E̶y̶e̶d̶ Blind" joke backwards.
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>all these people Theme-shaming
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>>22786184
If you hadn't figured out, it's just one person.

Also, you deserve to be shamed. I opened up my laptop this morning and tabbed away from my Dark theme and my eyes were seared by the white.
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Here is a profile!

https://www.f-list.net/c/Hollyann

The general idea is a young teen girl who's way too developed and tall for her age, for assorted lewd complications.

I'm particularly in the mood for femdom stuff. Bonus points for chastity cages or cute boys being done up all girly.
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>>22786847
Sounds like you'll be swamped with play.

I'd play with you myself, even, if I ever played.
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Good lord, this thread is really starting to lose steam...
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>>22787850
We will go quietly into the night. Very quietly.
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>>22787869
Seems like it.
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>>22787850
>>22787869
As long as the internet still exists, we have nothing to fear!

Actually I'm pretty sure everyone's just playing Fallout 4. Too busy to typefuck.
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>>22788765
Probably. Even PornHub got a 10% drop in traffic after Fallout 4.
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>>22787850
blame Todd Howard.
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>>22788765
>>22789392
>>22789719
Its kinda hilarious to watch everybody play it while myself not ever going to.
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>>22789719
Is that a zombie in the corner?
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>>22789780
That's Nick Mothrfucking Valentine. He is a 1920's robo-cop
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>>22789787
>cop
Come on.
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Random encounters:

http://pastebin.com/GR3eMrv0
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Keeping us alive, since I don't have Fallout 4.

If the thread autosages this week, maybe we'll have a Fallout/Wasteland/Post-Apocalypse themed thread next time.
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I may actually let the thread die for once at this rate...
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>>22792742
One worries as to whether it would ever live again. I know that, personally, the mix of Fallout 4 and the entire Paris clusterfuck have got me thinking about a lot of things other than typefucking.
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>>22790170
That's pretty funny.
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>>22792750
I don't think most people stop typefucking after a terrorist attack. Or, at least, I feel like that's not a thing that has a strong correlation.
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>>22792800
I know a few Parisians - few old EVE buddies I shared drinks with in Reykjavik; a former coworker that I actually have a high opinion of - and I've been having a hell of a time getting a hold of them in the wake of all this. It's hard to get excited about prosesmut when you're fretting about the health and well-being of people you know.
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>>22792750
No Fallout 4 for me, but yeah Paris and the rest of the world going to shit kind of killed my mood yesterday.
Actually, it was more that I knew in my bones that there was going to be emotionally exhausting and looping conversation about it in chat, and I was getting enough of that already
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>>22792828
I suppose I can understand that and sympathize.

>>22792842
Actually there hasn't really been much in our chat, other than the usual "this is what's happening" sort of thing while it was going down.
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>>22792874
sauce?
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>>22793159
>>>/gif/7674960
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There's a distinct lack of skintight suits in the skintight suit edition.
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>>22793544
Skintight suits are pretty fantastic.
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Anyone want to play with a rich femboy sub? Interested in being treated harshly like >>22786270

Specific interest in oral as he's been ordered that his mouth may be used by random people in any way they like.
https://www.f-list.net/c/makoto%20yagami/

Purposely kept it kinda sparse to allow specific things to be added as per partner.
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>>22793553
Doesn't get any better. The tighter it is and the less skin showing, the better.
Naked, but not.
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>>22793586
For me, the charm is all in peeling the prize out of it. The way it clings to the flesh as zippers and clasps are loosened; the thin sheen of sweat underneath...
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>>22793594
That's definitely one of their many appeals. Two pilots swept up in an adrenaline rush, just happy to be alive, not quite bothering to pull the absurdly tight fitting suits aside.
Not-latex cased bodies rubbing and squeaking against one another, lips mashing and pulling apart, tongues dancing. It conforms so well...do they even need to take them off? Just one little mutual orgasm before all but tearing their uniforms down, revealing achingly tender, pale flesh.
Probably wouldn't even come off fully, hanging at knees while the two madly hump into one another. Savor the moment to its fullest, because next time the both of them might not make it back.
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>>22793619
And if you can't tear it off, well, you just do your best through it all.
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>>22793628
Is it even outercourse at that point? I mean, I guess it technically would be.
Damn vacuum-sealed suits. It's for their safety, but they're a real bastard to get off.
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>>22793635
And remember, it's not just for the maidens.
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>>22793656
They might be hard to take off, but that one looks like it might just explode from pure masculinity. The suits generally fare better against dumb, horny teenagers and young twenty-somethings.
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>>22793663
Svelte little things also benefit.
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>>22793669
One size fits all. And all sizes are desirable.
Perhaps an older, veteran pilot helping a rookie out of her suit after a shaky first mission. She's afraid, shaking, and clearly in need of comfort. Haha, maternal instincts!
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>>22793669
>>22793675
You rang? This is a conversation I can really get... behind.

...oh who am I kidding, with how fucked up my schedule is lately I'm never gonna play.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/TheBigDealer/
Holy shit, someone got a fetish for shitty art.
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>Atrocious profile messages me
>he wants to play a scene that has nothing to do with character in the slightest
>Turn him down
>get bored
>decide to read over his profile again
>there is a link to his deviantart
>he has pictures of himself on his DA
>he is literally a neckbeard

Though what really bothered me was that he spells Transformers with a capital F for whatever reason
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>>22795364
Official logo does that.

Also, I should really put my gifs/webms in a single folder.
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>>22794433
Most of that art doesn't look that bad, although I didn't click on all of it. It mostly looks like he doesn't care about quality. Me, I'll not use a picture if some of the lines are off.
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>>22793906
God damnit I will milf the shit out of you if skintight suits are involved.
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>>22795927
That gives me ideas, though. Older ace pilot whose superhuman modifications made her sterile. Nurtures strong maternal instincts, looks after the younger pilots.
Sexy milfy not-newtype.
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How does real life sexual relations compare to typefucking? I haven't done the former.
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>>22796513
It's much easier and way less stressful. For me buckling and lacing bondage on someone is basically cathartic while writing about it makes me stress about how to make it sound good.
But I'm not a latex monster in real life so points to wordfucking for that. I do it for the impossible stuff, I get enough of the normal flavors.
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>>22796557
If you found someone irl who would let you tie them up as often as you wished, would you be around these parts less?
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>>22796583
I already pretty much have that, so no. I love being a crazy nanobitch too much.
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>>22796623
Where did you first meet them? You can be as vague as you want.
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>>22793562
Here, anyone interested in playing a bit? You can put me in something skintight if you like~

I promise it'll be good fun!
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Profile whoring?

Profile whoring.

https://www.f-list.net/c/amun%20osiris/

New profile made during post-workout-dizziness for the purposes of mummifying women and sometimes kissing them. Also, Skullgirls. I don't get how it's on a ton of fighting game championship rosters when I'm pretty sure it's impossible for most people to play without at least a semi.
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>>22797551
>https://www.f-list.net/c/amun%20osiris/
Having at least a semi makes me play better.
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>>22797551
Eliza is pretty much the hottest thing ever. Brown, stacked, curvy, dominant as fuck, regularly uses bondage.
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>tfw you make a bitchbreaker profile as bait to get broken and instead everyone just ends up breaking to you instead
Pain.
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>>22797779
Pretending to break while making them cum their brains out is way too fun. You can't break what's already broken!
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>>22797779
Why not just have a section where you say that you're looking for a big dicked domme to break you?
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>>22794433
I wonder if he realizes half his kinks are written from the perspective of a submissive female..
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>>22798617
You keep posting these traps...are you looking for something like that? Because I can fit that role for you~
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>>22798652
The one posting the traps is the same person that critiqued your profile in the chat.
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>>22798682
.......so is that a no?
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>>22798694
Iduno. Ask them. I'm just pointing out a little thing about user identification here.
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>>22798717
Oh you're a different person, whoops. I should probably pay attention to that.
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>I've been playing a lot of Mechwarrior Online, so I wanted to make a profile for a Mechwarrior
>Realize that while I read the wiki and play megamek and MWO a lot, I'm not an expert on the setting, especially on the "how do people act" side
>So people who don't know anything about Battletech will have no idea or not care about all the Battletech fluff and info and shit the character ties into, but people who are spergs about it will probably nitpick and dislike it

Damn
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>>22799421
Anon, everybody who has decent taste can appreciate "fit, hard-bitten people who pilot giant robotic death-machines in scanty thermal vests." Just go with it.
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>>22799452
Eh, maybe. But knowing how long it took me to make my last account, it'll take ages, and that account didn't have a prexisting canon that I feel obligated to follow to the letter.

Even if I try, it'll take much longer to do than this tight suit thread is going to last.
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>>22799421
>I've been playing a lot of Mechwarrior Online
For what purpose? Why would you ever subject yourself to that?
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>>22799460
The Battletech universe is a pretty big place. There's a lot of latitude to play with there. Relax. Even if it does take a while, you can always do stuff in subsequent threads.
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>>22799461
A friend plays it, so I tried it and I honestly fell pretty hard for it. It combines the parts of World of Tanks I like(d) with a setting I like with cool Robots.

It helps that i'm also not terrible at the game, i'm learning it pretty fast, which is nice for someone who is chronically terrible at games.

It's got flaws, I see that blatantly, but i'm enjoying it and i'm never going to pay a cent to do it, so all I have to lose is my already 100% wasted time. I won't feel bad if I get bored and drop it because I won't have sunk cost fallacy hanging over me.

But yeah, I totally just did all of the community warfare challenges they put out this weekend, so now I can relax.

All in all, for now, it's a good game for me to grind on while I take a long, long, long hiatus from Warframe and War Thunder and World of Tanks/Warships.

(Thanks for reading this blogpost!!)
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>>22798694
>>22798723
>>22798652
I don't RP, I just try to keep things up and running.
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>>22799472
>it's a good game

I don't really care, I can't really dictate what you find fun and all. I'm just assblased 'cuz of how badly PGI fucked what could have been a fantastic game. Does it even have a proper death match mode yet?
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>>22799521
'Deathmatch mode'?

It's got like 3 different modes on the 'play now' mode, Skirmish which is "Kill the enemy team", and then two other ones.
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>>22799479
>I don't RP
It's a shame, ain't it?
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>>22799876
Douman Seiman is fantastic.
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>>22799892
His art style makes me irrationally happy.
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>>22799876
>>22799892
>>22799911
Its the voynich hotel guy, right?
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>>22799933
Yes.
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>>22799947
dang, I really need to get around to reading his it and his other stuff.
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>>22799911
I understand what you mean entirely.
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[17:58] Mactator: ...
[17:58] Mactator: Fuck.
[17:58] Mactator: Man.
[17:58] Mactator: I just lost one of my best partners.
[17:59] Mactator: Just got a note from her out of no where.
[17:59] Mactator: S'done.
[18:00] Mactator: Damnit, well, another for the junk heap. It happens all the time to me anyway, which sucks because my usual routine is that I generally use one anchor/set of RPs to keep me interested in F-list.
[18:00] Mactator: Now that she's gone, I won't really have much of a reason to come on for a while; in fact, trying to hook up with her is one of the reasons I've been on a lot lately.
1)lol drama
2)yaaay mac is going to be gone
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>>22800176
3) All of the Above
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>Looking at someone's new character in a room I frequent
>Notice they just ripped off customs from one of my own characters wholesale

Is it wrong to be a bit pissed? I mean, I wouldn't have minded if they asked/gave credit. But they're basically just taking my writing and saying it's their own. They didn't even bother to change most of them...
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>>22800239
It's kinda dickwad move.
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>>22800239
I wouldn't be upset but I also don't put a lot of effort into my customs. Maybe just tell them to ask next time or whatever? Probably the most I'd do is tell them to write the description themselves, they can use the kink name I guess.
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>>22800176
>>22800178
I can't say I love him or anything, but what's the hate for Mactator?

Plus, he's still in the channel, so...

>>22800239
Honestly, I'd be a little upset myself. Say something to them.
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>>22800986
>Plus, he's still in the channel, so...
That's a shame.
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>Please avoid using words like 'feet' or 'toes' when talking or RP'ing with me. It's just a stigma that I have which makes me physically ill.
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>>22801129
Eh, Nehema/Pillow got that problem too.

> So words like 'hindpaws' make it a lot easier to deal with. mate.
Burn it down.
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>>22801129
Like >>22801176 says, Pillow has the same issue. She's got an actual phobia of feet due to bad foot issues as a kid. I've seen a lot of people with the opposite of a foot fetish, with feet and toes turning them off and looking disgusting to them.

I think for most people it has to do with seeing the feet as unclean. It's a thing you see in a lot of cultures as well, so it's not exactly *unusual*, just uncommon when compared to the popularity/known weirdness of foot fetishes, which is basically *the* weird fetish.
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>>22801303
>I think for most people it has to do with seeing the feet as unclean
That's my case
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>>22801303
I'm not quite as bad with obesity, but it still gives me unconscious physical revulsion regardless of how well I try to hide it.
Talking to really fat people is a nightmare for me. I have to try so hard to stay civil and polite. If I ever got that bad I'd probably end up starving myself to death.
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>>22801323
I'm pretty fat, to be honest, and I wonder how anyone could get worse than me. Like, I feel like you have to consciously try to get to 400lbs. Or literally only eat fast food. But even my friend who eats mostly fast food and microwavables isn't that big.

And one of the largest people I know was a vegetarian. Who ate uncooked ramen packets.
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Just created a f-list account now I don't know what kind of character to create. I'm new to this
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>>22801420
Make a latex tentacle monster. That's the best choice.
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>>22801420
Make your character something that you would want to fuck. If you don't want to fuck your character why would anyone else want to.
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>>22801454
Gonna need a name I'm bad at them.
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>>22801503
You can rename your characters after you make them, though personally I just reccomend going to seventhsanctum and using one of their name generators or just pick names from behind the name.
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>>22801503

http://www.behindthename.com/random/
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>>22801176
>> So words like 'hindpaws' make it a lot easier to deal with. mate.
This reminds me of furries using "tailhole", which just feels like the least sexy word possible for it. For some reason, "tailhole" makes me think of shit a lot more readily than any other word one might use (even the 4chan favorite "pooper", ironically). And since waste products are pretty much my top anti-fetish, this kills the scene.
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>>22801851
I can't say I feel the same, but God I hate when people use terms like shitter.
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>>22801356
>I wonder how anyone could get worse than me
They have an inability to stop eating. It's sad to watch really. Also fat vegetarians eat a ton more sugars and stuff than everyone else, because they think it's "healthier."
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>>22801851
Tailhole always makes me think about some alien tail-sucker-fleshlight. When it turns out to be just a regular asshole it's always a disappointment.
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>>22801356
I'm at 330+. I feel that it wouldn't be too hard to go over to 400 if I started chugging more foods whenever I want a snack.
And that's on a no fastfood diet.
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>>22804379
>I'm at 330+
Seriously? I wouldn't have pegged you as a fatty.

You're not even American!
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>>22804463
POTATOS ALL DAY ERRY DAY

(they are a national food here and boy do I fucking love them)
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Dead thread question hour.

What's the funniest thing that someone has done in an RP with you?
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Would there be any hope for a submissive male who wants to be feminized/sissified? I'm OK with a guy or girl doing it.
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>>22805740
>Would there be any hope for a submissive male
No.
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>>22805760
I mean, at least he's got one point broadening his partner selection, he's not solely in search of femdom. He'd really be boned then.
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>>22801851
>This reminds me of furries using "tailhole"
https://youtu.be/6Q3ng5FXscg?t=17m2s
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>>22805740

Might take a lot of searching, but it's possible. Hang out in the kink-appropriate rooms. Actively approach people if you can manage to not be shit about it. Don't allow the word "average" anywhere in your profile or character description.

Times will be hard.
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>>22806724
I-is it really that hard?
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Hey /erpg/ I want to make a shape-shifting character. I know they come of as cheesy and I probably won't get any play out of him but I'd still like to be able to make him look nice, just in case.
My idea is a stuck-up teenager that changes into a dog. As a human he'd be an over achieving bully. He tries to act cold and superior but has a secret, despite desire for friendship. He'd take on dog form to escape his normal life, wandering the neighbourhood as a friendly stray. Dog form would also be his opportunity to pursue the desires he'd be to afraid to pursue in his human body. I think it has some potential for some fun non-lewd to very lewd rping, IF I could every find a partner.

Do I have a shot?
I'v been having some trouble figuring out what to put as a profile pic for that kind of character.
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>>22793663
>>22793635
>>22793628
>>22793619
>>22793594

You guys do realize skintight suits won't actually be *that* skintight? They'd probably be as form-fitting as a good pair of biking pants, which hug your curves pretty well and do feel like you're peeling them, but it's nowhere near as tight as you guys make it out to be.

They're still fantastic bits of apparel, though. You don't know what you're missing when you're wearing that gear and, while you can feel the wind, it has none of the chill.
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>>22807866
We do, don't care. That's why they are usually tagged under impossible_clothes in image sites, bub.
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>>22807087

Unfortunately. The reality of the situation is that a lot of people make submissive males, and they do it pretty poorly. If you want RP, you have to impress in some way. It's really not that difficult, but you might get rejected a few times. If you can get over that, you'll be good.
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>>22807866
That's why you use scifi or fantasy themes! With the right setting it's not hard to have stuff that acttively seals extra-skintight to the skin.
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I need pictures for a street fighter girl, not Street Fighter, just a small time criminal who gets in fights that have a habit of ending in rape one way or the other.

Suggestions on what to search?
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>>22808409
The muscle tag is pretty decent, if you add other tags to it as well to narrow stuff down.
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Do I make my eccentric catgirl a shemale or a female? If I give her a dick she can hump things harder, but if she had a pussy she can increase her hump-ability by 50% or so. If she's a female though, it might attract more undesirables. Pls help.
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>>22807297
>I know they come of as cheesy
Cheesy is "I don't have a character, I'll play anything"

You have a specific character so you're not falling for it.
You're basically a werewolf, they're popular.

>I'v been having some trouble figuring out what to put as a profile pic for that kind of character.
Default human look. Default dog look. No RL pictures.
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>>22808454
Gave me some ideas, I need to search more though.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Ally%20Knight

I think I made good progress for the first night.
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>>22807866
They're more talking about latex bondage suits or latex-like suits like wetsuits, which are very skin-tight, to the point that you need cornstarch to put them on. In Evangelion you even see that the plugsuits go on oversized and then inflate with air and seal themselves in, getting extra snug.

>>22808675
Undesirables will always follow you. Make her shemale and people will want to hump her more.

>>22808684
A lot of people don't like "I can be whatever I want in the scene". Really, the thing with Shapeshifter characters is that they're used like hubs with names. Have an actual personality and backstory and reason for being a shapeshifter and that's fine. Although there's also the trouble--usually in channel--of people just being all wacky and changing all the time.

Having two forms is fine, though.

>>22808969
That's the most normal character you've made. I'm not sure how the Magic thing fits, or why she's an "Ally Knight" in the first place, but whatever. I would have thought Alley Knight would be more fitting.
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>>22809241
Because I've met girls named Ally and it's a homophone with Alley? The magic thing was just an afterthought joke.
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>>22808969
>WR creature with self reanimation abilities in an ETB trigger heavy tribe
I am actually triggered.
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>>22809269
Yeah, the colours don't make sense at all.
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>>22809298
It would make a lot more sense if it was black, the only time red get self reanimation is with phoenixes and they are always big costly motherfuckers. The gaining a +1/+1 counter part also makes a lot more sense in black.
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>>22809333
you know, you might be overthinking a pun on a porn site.

I mean, it's more thematically appropriate to have 1BR be the reanimation cost, leaving WR as the casting cost, since it's more about coming back for vengeance at that point, but still.
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>>22809356
I'm not sure it can be WR actually. WotC really dislikes adding abilities to creatures that are outside of the card's colours. The only time they ever do is with Shard/wedge cards.
I of course am not WotC and am just making judgments based off of old articles MaRo wrote ages ago. It probably works as a Mardu/Dega card I guess.
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>>22809356
>you know, you might be overthinking a pun on a porn site.
Duh sherlock, we're tg.
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>>22808969
>Kallen
Good taste.
>>22809241
Eh, alright.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/Dzuttsun/
What the fuck am i even looking at.
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>>22809611
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Dzuttsun/
Just looks like someone who doesn't understand proper roleplaying etiquette and thinks excessive detail is cool.
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>>22809637
But... what the actual fuck? Standard bbc slut crossed with a flying whale? What kind of drugs you need to take to came up with something like this?
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>>22809680
Just the right amount. It's not a good idea, but it's not a terrible one either.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/kool%20kat

TIME TO POST MY OWN TERRIBLE CHARACTER! IS THIS A GOOD CHARACTER TO ACTUALLY PLAY WITH? IT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE NOBODY HERE PLAYS ANYWAYS, SO JUST TELL ME HOW AUTISTIC I AM AND WE'LL CALL IT A DAY!
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>>22809905
You're the person behind Bitchbreaker, aren't you?
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>>22809910
I FUCKING WISH.
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>shemale catgirl
If you're a shemale catgirl would estrus manifest itself as a long lasting erection that constantly leaks precum?

Because that sounds really inconvenient.
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>>22810111
BEING A CATGIRL COMES WITH SEVERAL BENEFITS AND SEVERAL DISADVANTAGES. GOTTA TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD.
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>>22809611
>Atmospheric Beast
>Looks like John Persons art
What? Slutty trophy wives are not aliens.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/BBCRehabCenter/
Well, shit. I guess it was just bound to happen at some point.
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>>22807930
>>22808149
>>22809241

But... Why? I mean I understand the sex appeal of skintight latex suits and all that, but if you're making a setting and story with another person, why not make it at least feel realistic? The extra-tight suits aren't realistic, and they're hardly sexier than scuba diving suits (which can be easily explained into being a full-body undersuit) or high-end athletics.

They reveal everything but not to the degree as a plugsuit, which is the important thing.
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>>22810864
>if you're making a setting and story with another person, why not make it at least feel realistic?
Nipple-fucking, belly bulges and cum-inflation are way less realistic than skin tight suits. Just accept that some people like their sexual fantasies to be absolutely balls to the wall, man.
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>>22810864
Because it's not that unrealistic? Latex already exists. They're just wanting it a little more form fitting and also for no explained reason used in space exploration.
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>>22809611
I'm stumbling over the name moreso than any other element. Not that the rest isn't also dumb. But then, I also hate bimbos with a thermonuclear fury.

>>22811153
>and also for no explained reason used in space exploration
Mostly-skintight is actually the most likely option for the next generation of EVA (the real acronym, not the anime) suits for real space exploration.
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>>22810280
Are you actually looking at it? His women look like aliens. Men too.
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>>22811738
While that's true, I don't think that's why people like Aislinne want to do it in space.
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http://logs.omegle.com/8a545af

Umm where did she want me to go with that? I don't understand.

Am I supposed to go to her boyfriend's house and tie her up and rape her in front of her boyfriend or what?
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>>22812360
NTR: the most incomprehensible fetish.
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>>22812445
Maybe she legit didn't like her character being fucked even though she had her toying her pussy in my lap???

Although bringing up the "make this quick bf incoming" means it could be ntr?

I still kinda like the suprise of omegle rp even if it leads to some stuff like that girl who was like "mmm if you keep spanking me I might fart."
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>>22811153
Yeah, Space suits were both originally much slimmer and tighter, and are planned to be so in the future, as well, not to mention lots of prototypes and such over the years.

Pic related is from 1971
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>>22812445
What exactly is incomprehensible?
>>22812360
I don't think thats' what she wanted, but I just skipped to the last post and can barely understand the grammar, so I didn't bother reading the rest.
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>>22812617
>What exactly is incomprehensible?
We've had this conversation before.
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>>22812445
>>22812626
NTR and Kekoldry make a lot more sense to me than some fetishes.

But they're fetishes. They don't really need that must justification.
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>>22812626
Refresh my memory. I don't really understand what's confusing about it. But then again...

>>22812661
Honestly I can understand almost every fetish I've ever come across. Some of them are dumb, but few of them are incomprehensible, provided the person talking about them is capable of speaking or typing the language (which isn't always the case).
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>>22812611
Case in point: the prototype BioSuit being worked on at MIT.
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>>22813056
Why is the design like that?

Also, the first space suit was made by Playtex. The bra manufacturers.
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>>22813119
Mechanical counterpressure rather than gas pressure allows much more natural and capable ranges of motion. These are important considerations for any exoplanetary work. You can read a little about it at:

http://news.mit.edu/2014/second-skin-spacesuits-0918

The woman behind the design is currently the Deputy Administrator of NASA, so obviously somebody out there was impressed by the work of her and her team.
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My new character:

https://www.f-list.net/c/futamancer%20faustia/
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>>22813154
What I meant is "why does it have lines all over it".

>>22813257
>Futamancer

>All those customs
>... but they're only one or two words each
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>>22813414
Presumably because they don't want it to look like a morph suit

Possibly so a computer can calculate their orientation by looking at them.
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>>22813257
"Faustia" is an available name, just FYI
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>>22813414
The lines are where various tension bands and adaptive-shape bracing is.
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Why the hell does someone keep reporting me over stupid shit? I linked a video in /erpg/ on Facebook of a friend playing guitar and I got a mod talking to me and giving me the finger wag. And that's probably on my permanent record now, same as getting reported for sharing logs in the channel.

Fucks sake I hate that whoever's doing this doesn't care when other people break the rules, but does care when I do it.
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Hello, ERPeople~

As per always, I post this here in case anyone's interested.

My character can be described as a young male in his early 20's. Featuring a healthy, but somewhat fragile build, his occupation is one of a Butler, a male servant that is paid (or not.) For tasks, such as cleaning, preparing meals, and other daily chores.

Both his hair and eyes are a soft chocolate brown, while his face sports no facial hair or marks, and is free of acne, and only a light childhood scrape behind his right ear.

Is body, as mentioned before. Is healthy for a male of his age, featuring a somewhat weak build in terms of muscle mass, but not lanky, or skinny.

For whom it may interest, his lower regions are lightly trimmed, while his penis is currently cut, and a full 7.2 Inches with a full erection.

His personality is a timid, yet "eager to please" serving his role as a Butler quite well.

For a back story, I'm perfectly fine working it into any setting, whether it be a medieval "fantasy" world, or a sci-fi wasteland adventure. With my limitations only being that he ended up in your service, this can be discussed, his appearance can be changed.

My characters name can be chosen by the partner if they so desire, any fetishes can be introduced, with the exception of brutal gore, and others that a bit extreme.
Both Anons and Femanons are welcome. Kik will be provided upon request.
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>>22814183
Had you read the initial post, anon? Make a profile on the f-list, don't post all dat shit here.
Also... submissive human male? Good fucking luck, mate.
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Ur all sluts
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>tfw a year-long RP doesn't end the way either of you hoped, but made for a plot that made sense
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>Log on
>Answer notes, delete a few pages cause almost full inbox
>Go to log in
>Chat wont load
>Now site wont load
>Am told that it isn't down cause friends can log-in and load it
>The server at f-list.net is taking too long to respond.
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Doing things again sort of slightly just a little maybe. New logs slapped up on the pastebin, doing what I do best.

http://pastebin.com/vgqpPW1J
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>>22816624
>Latexmonster logs
Today is a good day.
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>a pink gets annoyed when you start talking about their pussy
>tries to change the subject
>is much more interested in the pussy of an npc
Just play a dickgirl, god.
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>tfw will never find someone who wants to do a Victorian playwrite RP
>Will never have a bunch of gay actor/esses sodomizing one another while overlooking the Queen's palace
>Will never pull a naive christian girl into this wonderland
>Will never drug her and chase her with monsters, promising salvation if she just gives in to desire

>People only ever want the vampire futa dick

f-list is a constant disappointment
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>>22816693
f-list all about the futas, m8.
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>>22816723
Cant there be futa AND plot?
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>>22816286
Fidelity to coherence of plot, no matter the cost, is an admirable thing.
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>mfw want to play something where a tall, overendowed young girl has fun kind of bullying her older but petite new stepbrother

>>22817011
Also, I need more images like that outfit.
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>>22817020
Formalwear is a miracle of the universe. Especially tight-fighting, backless formalwear.
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>>22817023
Case in point, Houtengeki.
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I'm not even playing FO4 anymore but I still just can't bring myself to do any ERP :^(
I'm so lazy it hurts.
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>>22817839
>FO4
Doesn't take long with how underwhelming it is. I never thought I'd miss New Vegas, but now I really really do.
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>>22817915
Why wouldn't you miss NV? It had some great writing and wordbuilding in it. I'm actually happier with F4 than I thought I would be, and in a year or two, modders are gonna be able to make something really incredible out of it (if only because it's a native 64-bit app).
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>>22818004
Not being old school and playing 1&2, New Vegas felt completely different than 3 in almost everything, was really jarring and gave me a bad first impression. Now I like it, sure, but I was hoping for a return of the atmosphere of 3 going into 4. I wanted to go back to the east damn it, and was pretty let down.
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>>22818196
You are back in the East. It's just the Commonwealth East, which is not quite so much of a catastrophically bombed-out clusterfuck as the Capital Wasteland is. That said, despite most of F3 ostensibly taking place in the ruins of Washington, I feel like they did a fantastic job with the urban environments in 4 - they feel much more "urban" with all the side-streets and alleyways and increased verticality, interspersed with little open plazas and (former) parks.

The Brotherhood of Steel is back to its F1/2/NV form as well, which pleases me.
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>>22818357
What's so sexy about tattoos? And I don't mean that negatively, I mean "how do I say 'tattoos excite me' while actually doing something with them"? Just describing a character as having tattoos is fun, but I don't know what to do with them. Do I ask people to cum on them for me? Do I massage the tender skin after the ink has settled but the flesh is still just a little sore?

TLDR, how do I make tattoos sexy in a story or ERP?
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>>22818357
I'll agree with you on enviornments, the exploring felt much nicer in the urban areas. I dunno though, its not a complete hell hole like DC, but nothing felt very developed in the actual cities when ya got there. The baseball stadium was so tiny for christ sake. I wanted to go back to a shit hole like the Capital Wasteland, but its like a weird union between the two instead. It's weird.
>Back to the old BoS
Yep, they're complete assholes again, hurrah hurrah.
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>>22818505

Tattoos are a gateway into sexy times.

They're like scars, you're supposed to have the character comment on them, ask the story, and if you're in the right place maybe ask if they can take off their shirt/pants and show you the rest of the tattoo.
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>>22818505
Also, if a character has large tattoos, following the lines is nice in and of itself. They can flow and guide you over the body.
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You seem like the sort of perverts who would like this picture.
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Are criminals sexy?
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>>22820193
Something about Marseille is just perfect.

>>22818505
In this case, >>22818806 has about the right of it. You talk about them; you trace them with fingers. You pepper them with kisses and drag your tongue along their lines. Maybe you make a bit of a mess on them and draw attention to the way the detail-work is obscured by slick sweat, glossy spunk, and Lord only knows what else.
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>>22820193
Is she a rabbit or a bird?
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>>22820471
She's a Strike Witch. She has a Steller's Sea Eagle as her familiar, so when she gears up she exhibits traits of her familiar.
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>>22820496
>that outfit

I need more things like that.
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>>22820525
We all do, tovarisch. We all do.
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>>22820537
But this is the skintight suit thread!
Post skintight suits!
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>>22820544
Racing swimsuits are pretty skintight.
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>propose note RP to some native
>I just want to get them addicted to drugs and rape them
>they want a transformation rp
>setting on a gender bender
>ask them to make a blank profile to corrupt
>"uhh, but that's a lot of work for just one RP"
>"And then it would be just another profile out there not being used"
>"I don't want to take that name away from someone else"
>but there are like 36^12 names ignoring special characters and names longer than 12 characters
>"ehhhh, maybe"

All I want to do is punch people in the face with my delinquent girl and then fuck them.
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>>22821009
>making a new profile just for one RP
I agree with them, seeing a long list of profiles on my account that aren't being used triggers me.
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>>22821009
Why would someone need to make a profile just for one rp? That's just stupid.
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>>22821336
Agreed. Somebody telling me to do that would be a huge red flag, honestly.
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I found another one of those pics you faggots like.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/Dark%20Knight%20Chloe/
>monsters and non-con is not going to happen
>in all pics is getting raped by monsters
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Jesus where did all the non-furries go?
It feels like they're everywhere now.
Also why the fuck does so many people lack avatars? It's not that fucking hard.
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Hey, New person looking to get into this whole thing, I know how to ERP, I've just never done it on a whole site like this before. What are the chances of a roleplay / dnd game type thing needing a player? I'm usually fine with one on one play but I'm more interested in a group dynamic and some lewd.
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>>22821666
Unfortunately, group games are extremely rare.
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>>22821666
A-anyone wanna respond to Satan here?

I would love the followup.
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>>22821733
Hey. I responded.
It wasn't good news, but I did.
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>>22821265
>>22821336
>>22821356
Whats so strange about making a burner profile for a transformation RP? Its next to no effort, especially when their current profile doesnt work and theyd have to make a new character anyways? Its kind of satisfying to watch the changes on their profile.
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>>22821977
It's fun, don't get me wrong, but when you're already at 30 characters every extra is just an extra character to scroll through and get annoyed by. I know some people, like those with 50+ don't mind, but I don't like having characters who I'll only play once.
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>>22821993
But you can just delete it if the rp goes south or ends. What am I going to do to stop you?
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>>22822049
Deleting characters is strictly reserved for alcoholic fits of depression!
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>>22822053
>Deleting characters is strictly reserved for alcoholic fits of depression!
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>mfw I find a friend's ex's character on f-list
>mfw she made it long before they broke up, and is active

Not sure whether or not I should tell him. I'm also kind of tempted to stealth tap it.
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>>22822283
>stealth tap it
It's not NTR anymore if you hit it, so it's okay.
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>>22822283
Is erp cheating?
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>>22821360
noiiiiiceeeee
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>>22822283
...How do you even recognize somebody in that situation?

>>22822321
It's really not much more than masturbation, but some people are pretty crazy.
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>>22822353
We used to be a part of an RP group, and I knew her character when I saw her. I searched her on a random whim.
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>>22821769
So it's hopeless then. :\
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>>22822433
Just run one :^)
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>>22822437
I'm already running a 5e game with my friends, and none of us know what we're doing, so I would rather join a game and see how it's done, than run one and ruin it for others. I've heard some bad things.
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Well, just putting it out there, then. Doesn't even need to be the dnd, I'll play something weird if that means a group. Maybe the game recruiter threads?
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>>22822487
Roll20 is a thing.

On f-list you kinda have to hang out the tabletop channels (/tg/ channels are actually worse for it than the old native "D&D and pathfinder" channel) and hope that a game pops up.
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>>22821009
>>but there are like 36^12 names ignoring special characters and names longer than 12 characters
That's not true. It starts on the presupposition that all strings of letters are equally valid. Also you mean 26.

Also, I agree with everyone else, why would they need a new profile? That's kind of demanding.

>>22821977
>>22822049
Why would anyone bother? I mean, you might as well just use the same profile but different concept. Asking someone to make a new profile is pretty demanding.

>>22822509
But the D&D And Pathfinder channel is run by a fucking anti-SJW idiot who plays a furry male-herm and as far as I'm aware still to this day has a hateboner because I called him out for saying something stupid and/or transphobic way back when I was still in /tg/chat.

>>22821360
I like gifs and webms. But saved anyway.
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>>22822283
It ain't cheating anymore in any case.
It might not have been seen as cheating by either of them beforehand.
Say nothing, and give her the 140 mm
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>>22822509
That fucking sucks. I guess I'm going to do that then, maybe they have spots open regularly.

>>22822612
>is run by a fucking anti-SJW idiot who..
I don't care about that. I want a game, not a political cartoon.
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>>22822665
>I don't care about that. I want a game, not a political cartoon.
Well unless you want to game with a bunch of fucking idiots, that's not a good room. Also they're all furries, and system grognards.
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>>22822744
>not a good room
Why not?

>all furries
That's one strike I guess.

>system grognards
Doesn't matter if the roleplay is good. That's all I play for.
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>>22822757
>Why not?
Because the people in it are shitheads?
>Doesn't matter if the roleplay is good. That's all I play for.
Strike two. or three, really.
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>>22822769
I get the feeling you're holding a grudge. You should let it go, Doesn't help your soul, man.
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>>22822786
I'm trying to explain to you that the channel is not a good place to go for intelligent conversation or fun RP. If you don't care to heed my warning, fine.
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>>22822803
I can accept your recommendation to avoid it, but you're not giving me an alternative, so it's coming down to "Just stop looking." Which is an answer I don't want to accept.

Do you have another place I could look?
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>>22822823
I recommend not listening to Rory (Person you're talking to) and just doing what you think is best. Good luck, have fun.
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>>22822855
But you're ignoring the fact that I've given plenty of good advice in the past.

>>22822823
But >>22822509
>Roll20 is a thing.
The issue is that what you're looking for pretty much never works out. That you'd look for it somewhere filled with idiots means you're doubly less likely to find it. People like Zath and that damned dragonborn bitch in the channel are not the kind of people you want to RP with.

If you really want games, then you're better off getting people you know to run them, which means getting people to know you. If you really want to play with strangers, then the lewd aspect isn't really going to work out because it never does, so just find something on Roll20 or a /tg/ Gamefinder thread.
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>>22822873
That's a different color tag, one.

Two, I don't want to run a one year con on getting an erpg game where I can play as pc. So I suppose I'll just be leaving then, because I'm sure there's no option on r20 to say "Looking for erotic rpg."
and not get ignored.
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>>22822873
You're right, I'm only looking at the bad advice :^)
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>>22822916
Pretty sure there are erotic Roll20 games.

Also, you don't need to get to know people for a year, and certainly not as a "con", to get them to want to play with you. But the best advice anyone can ever give for finding a game is a) "run it yourself" or b) "hang around and find out if anyone else is running one and looking for players".

But people are rarely looking for single players--especially for ERPG--because they'd rather fill the game up with friends.
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Damn, Degenesis has some gorgeous artwork. The quality of presentation in the two core books is fantastic.
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>>22822945
I'm not finding a single one, and I've included every game system I'm interested in (13+) and the tags erp, erpg, erotic.

There are no results and the only thing that brings anything up is "Mature" and that could mean literally anything in terms of the idea of the site.

I don't doubt people use it as a platform to roll those types of seedy games, but how can I search for them easier than sifting through hundreds of open game slots?
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>>22822612
>That's not true. It starts on the presupposition that all strings of letters are equally valid. Also you mean 26.
>Also, I agree with everyone else, why would they need a new profile? That's kind of demanding.
26 characters, 10 digits, space, unique characters, sure, I'm way over simplifying but when you're talking about a burner, you can add apw98843 to the end and I personally see no offense.

That said, you should read this persons main profile https://www.f-list.net/c/Marilyn

There's not some huge standard being demanded for a TF profile.

End of the day, /erpg/ here doesn't have the zeitgeist that likes things like perma-vore, so I'm not surprised you find the notion demanded. But I think you should also consider the other side, if they do make the profile and update it to follow the progression of the long term tf/tg/corruption, you get to look at it, appreciate it, they're pictures change as the RP changes, there are narcicisstic benefits.

And AALLL of that said, this particular person in a bit of a ponce and I'm probably not going to play with them anyways so what does it matter?
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>>22823204
It's just a bit of extra work some people don't wanna do. I have enough trouble RPing, let alone making a profile to RP with and updating it with the RP progress. You can like it, and it can be hot, but it's unsurprising that the person isn't into it.
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>>22823204
>26 characters, 10 digits, space, unique characters
Oh, I suppose that's true.

Also, the reason I find it demanding is because you're asking something of another player that requires them to do extra work. Most people, even the shit ones, want to have a profile that's more than just a random jumble of letters name and completely blank.

I'm still not even sure why you wanted them to make one in the first place.
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>>22823317
Only time I'd make a profile is if a friend asks. I know some people get off on doing what strangers tell them, but that ain't me.
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>>22823388
something "tangible" to destroy, corrupt, and rebuild. A set of pictures they're updating as the RP goes along to show they're enjoying it.
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Have you ever played with things using ideas like pic related?
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>erotic roll20 games
D-doesn't that site have built in webcam and audio though?
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>>22824117
It has support for google hangouts, yeah. I've never been in a game that used that feature though
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>>22824117
I've never used it even for non-ERP purposes for that reason.

I work way better in online gaming when I can just do text and maybe an online whiteboard type thing.
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>>22823578
Reminds me of an idea I had for a sex toy, where it's vibrations were turned off by being close to another human of your prefered gender.

So if you'd have to make a decision between keeping your distance from people and risking an embarrassing incident, or sharing your personal space and risking other things happening.
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>>22822612
>But the D&D And Pathfinder channel is run by a fucking anti-SJW idiot who plays a furry male-herm and as far as I'm aware still to this day has a hateboner because I called him out for saying something stupid and/or transphobic way back when I was still in /tg/chat.
I didn't say you need to interact with anybody there V:

But it DOES have more actually running games than tgchat.

>>22822757
>Why not?
They do have quite a bit of shitheads and cliques bullshit running through the room. And yes, plenty furries, but they aren't omnipresent.

AsmStn7M is just MAD SALTY about that one guy in charge of it.

>>22822916
>So I suppose I'll just be leaving then, because I'm sure there's no option on r20 to say "Looking for erotic rpg."
Well that's a shame, but shit sucks sometimes. Oh well.

>>22822984
Mature or Adult may be the thing.
Same on, say, rpol.
See, those sites kinda forbid pure typefucking, so everybody is posturing about how sex is Serious Mature Roleplaying for Serious Mature People
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>Get a lewd note for the first time
Oh gosh. I've only gotten dogshit approaches before this.
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>rp for hours
>they want to continue
Actually they didn't get to finish because the pacing was slow, and the pacing was slow because I want to play with them again so...
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>>22826945
Also you people that say you can go for six hours are insane. Three is exhausting especially if there's no non lewd bits.
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>>22826982
Some people used to sit around and do nonsexual RP all day after school, for fun.

It helps when there's actual narration instead of chatroom *grins* kinda stuff though.
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How do I search for vanilla? How do I filter out all the furries, hypers, god-moders, and abominations to find a normal person to put p0n0s inside vag000

note that p0n0s here is a strap-on from a thug girl.
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>>22827384
Manually.
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>>22827384
With great difficulty. F-Chat v1 has/had a filter for race in its searching, which I miss a whole fucking bunch on v2. I don't know if Slimcat has it or not.
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>>22827124
I was one of those people. I really genuinely miss it and search for it continuously. Everyone has this idea that erotic role plays must be fast paced and it's extremely displeasing.
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>>22825277
>I didn't say you need to interact with anybody there V:
How are you going to play with people if you don't interact with them? Even they're going to want to take people they know before people they don't.

>AsmStn7M is just MAD SALTY about that one guy in charge of it.
Actually, the guy in charge is mad salty about me. But I also just hated everyone there. It was as bad as /tg/ chat, only worse.

>>22826982
Which is why I don't RP anymore.

>>22827559
v1? Are you that old to F-list that you know what things were like before?

>>22827589
That's because no one wants to sit around with an erection for four hours.
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>>22827672
>Are you that old to F-list
v1 client is still available for use you nignog.
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>>22827672
I hated v2 for a long time; the post-Bad Dragon takeover improvements to it improved my opinion of it. For my first year-and-a-bit-ish, I stuck with v1.
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>>22827870
And a correction: it wasn't a filter for race, but one for furry preference. God, but if I actually tried to regularly hunt down partners for quick-and-dirty casual typefucks by search, I'd miss that so goddamned much.
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>>22827887
How would that filter help much? It would only filter a portion that's just totally isn't into your type, not account for your preference, no?

Hell, majority are rolling on "both are fine", look at the search
(number in pages)
No humans: 1058
No furs: 2010
Equal: 7231
Furry+: 1752
Humans+:2384
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>>22827932
That's 14,435 there. If we drop no humans and furry preference, that leaves 11,625. That's 20% less hits to dredge through - that adds up when you're sifting through hundreds.
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>>22827993
Well, alright.
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>>22827887
>not getting a shiny new face and fucking your unsuspecting friends
Of course you never let them in on the secret. That would ruin the fun.
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>>22828576
I hate getting that nagging feeling that someone I really click with is from here wearing a mask.
It makes me feel bad because it could just be a random person that I really click with.
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>start getting transgirl vibes from someone and it makes me no longer want to rp with them
I fucking hate myself.
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>>22829207
I was about to call you a transmysogynist, but then I didn't realize whether I was supposed to use transsmysogynist or transphobic.

Is a transmysogynist someone who wasn't born a mysogynist but identifies as one?
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>>22829361
[19:45] Markings: Hello ^~^. Terribly sorry to being this up to you so randomly and all. Though if this wasn't too much of a bother would it be ok if I were to ask a question? Sorry >~<
[19:49] Amun Osiris: Go ahead, ask away!
[19:50] Markings: You don't mind if the question is well, Lewd though? Sorry x-x
[19:50] Amun Osiris: What website are we on?
[19:50] Markings: True just I don't like having to ask this is all x(
[19:51] Amun Osiris: Just ask it, dude.
[19:51] Amun Osiris: Don't make me feel guilty about anything. >~>
[19:52] Markings: Sorry sorry never mind never mind >~<
[19:52] Amun Osiris: No, no, you came this far, ask.
[19:54] Markings: No no its fine i'm starting to realize that maybe I shouldn't x.x
[19:54] Amun Osiris: Just. Ask. Jesus fucking christ.
[19:55] Markings: I can't x-x
[19:56] Amun Osiris: Alright then, don't talk to me if you can't ask a simple question, dude. I'm sorry.

Was I an asshole? Amun here. I have a headache and I might've gone a bit too hard.

>>22829361
Transmisogynist refers to giving shit to transwomen because they're transwomen. Transphobic refers to giving shit to trans people for being trans. I dunno, it's a bunch of weird blurred lines and terminology that exists because we have to have terms for it, because if we don't then someone's gonna get pissed about it... Blah.
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>>22829377
Ugh. Didn't mean to quote twice. Polite sage for correction purposes.
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>>22829377
>Transmisogynist refers to giving shit to transwomen because they're transwomen. Transphobic refers to giving shit to trans people for being trans.
And they're both overused terms because of the persecution complexes of transpeople.
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>>22829361
Don't be dumb. Transmisogyny is misogyny specifically aimed at transpeople.

>>22829207
What?

>>22828752
As long as you click with someone does it matter? Although I'll admit I would like to know if we know each other from elsewhere. But I've had my ex show up in my circles twice. They figured out who I was and kept it a secret that we knew each other.

>>22829660
Gee, it's almost as if those people had persecution complexes because they are more likely to be the victim of a violent crime, or the 40+% suicide rate because of all the other difficulties they face in life, like discrimination and abuse and not being treated with the respect that human beings deserve, all on top of the fact that they don't feel comfortable in their own bodies and most of the world tells them they should suck it up instead of trying to be happy?

But, yeah, just those silly queers! Complaining about how the world hates you and treats you like shit is just gonna piss people off! Just making up new terms, what, do they think language shapes thought or something? Hah, it's not like we need new words for new concepts, that would just be silly!

>>22829377
I would have chewed them the fuck out by about their second post.
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>>22830030
Jesus Christ calm your tits.
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>>22830104
Don't say stupid shit if you don't want to get called on it?
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>>22830215
It's not stupid to say transgender folk are oversensitive to criticism. They are.
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>>22828576
Eh, I prefer disclosure on things like that.
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>>22830247
No, that's pretty stupid.
I mean, I could say you're being oversensitive to criticism. Except my saying that wouldn't be a generalization.
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More logs if you're into that sort of thing.
They're also where Aislinne literally does pic related.
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>>22830030
I find it hilarious that you're saying that it's perfectly fine to make new terms, despite getting into a shitfit in your own room about people not being allowed to make new terms you don't understand. Hypocrite to the max.
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>>22830826
Seriously, which person keeps riding my ass?

Also, I didn't throw a shitfit, I said you can't just make up a new term out of nowhere with no explanation. Transmisogyny is a word you can Google. "Chimerical Americana" isn't.

I'm sure the distinction is hard for you to understand, but there is one.
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>>22830856
ahahahahahahahahaha
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>Finish an amazing 5 hour scene with a partner
>Could probably have done more stuff, but instead talk non stop for hours after the scene
I missed this.
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>1 year anniversary of my most popular character is coming up within a few days
>Want to do something to celebrate
>Sex drive plummeted last month and is still almost non-existent

What sort of hell is this, I don't even masturbate anymore
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>>22831054
I WISH I could stop masturbating. I'd maybe start RPing.

It's not like I really enjoy it all that much in the first place.
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>>22829361
Transmisogynist is basically giving shit to transwomen more than you would to women or transmen. Basically being more than the sum of transphobic and misogynistic parts.

I.e. all the "men will use 'lol I'm trans' excuse to get into women bathrooms" arguments are transmisogynist because they aren't against ciswomen and forget about transmen.

>>22829377
>Was I an asshole?
Nah he really was something else.
You could feed half of africa with that spaghetti.

>>22830508
Mmmlatext.
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>>22830508
>2 logs within 1 week
Let the good times roll.
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>>22829207
Well if you had terrible encounters with trans people before it's understandable that you might have some unconscious reluctance to interact with them. It's not like you can control this shit.
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>>22830479
Holy shit, you are butthurt.
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>>22830479
I mean, you could say that. It'd be untrue, but you could say it.

But no, it's unfair to say that transpeople are at fault. I've never heard any of my trans friends use the words "Transmisogyny" or "Transphobia" after all. They tend to be better than that.

It's more often than not those wealthy white keyboard activists who live comfortable lives 'fighting for the rights' of groups that never asked to be involved in their overly-antagonistic, cash-grabbing campaigns designed to sow hate and argument among people who would get along if not for the fact that a small, vocal minority shrilly screams that folks're "transphobic" if they don't conform to every arbitrary standard of the social justice movement.
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>>22831422
Explain to me how people opposing the idea of allowing transgender people use proper bathrooms is totally not transphobic and how your trans 'friends' are so totally fine with it.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/DanWilliams/
Behold: bizarro world profile.
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This isn't the place to be debating gender politics guys
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>>22831430
Nice moving of the goalposts, asshole.
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>>22831615
>my trans friends show that transphobia is not real
>here's example of transphobia, how do they react to that real thing that is really happening
>GOALPOOOSTS
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>>22831734
Please take your gay off topic conversation somewhere else
Thanks in advance.
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Hey, Anon interested in that game before, back.

Anyone have a clue for me? I'm looking on R20 for a lewd game, but I don't know, like, any code words?

Anyone know any? Obviously, mature is to find those in the realm of non-kid friendly, but what's left over is way too vast to survey on my own.

thanks in advance.
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>>22831734
Now, see, this is exactly the kind of fallacious argument your sort is prone to fall back on.

I never claimed that trans folk weren't discriminated against: I said that transmisogyny and transphobia were overused terms because of certain attention-whores (who often aren't even trans themselves) cite transmisogyny and/or transphobia about every little thing.

The person before you claimed that I denied the existence of discrimination at all. That's typical disingenuous strawmanning, depicting my argument as something other than it is in order to score easy points by knocking it down. Fair enough, they aren't intelligent or invested enough to get into a real debate. Fine. Didn't really want to debate it anyway.

You yourself brought up the specific issue of bathrooms and asked me to explain how an obviously discriminatory practice is not discriminatory. That, too, displays your ignorant unwillingness to listen to what my argument actually was, and attempts to shift the focus of the argument away from the original position that you must have seen was indefensible, so you attempted to save face by misrepresenting context. That's fine. It can be embarrassing to be wrong. I understand why you did it.

And FYI, my trans friends would rather be left alone, not swept up into arguments by people pushing a so-called "progressive" agenda because they don't like being used as tools to browbeat other people just for some pretentious fuckwads to show how "enlightened" they're being.

>>22831797
>gay off topic conversation
OMG so transphobic
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>>22831836
You claimed that its nothing more persecution complex of transpeople, implying persecution is not real.
That's the bullshit foundation of your entire thing.

"disingenuous strawmanning" is all on you.
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>>22831847
Uy. Did you even pass high school engish?

I said that the terms are /overused/ because of their persecution complexes, not that it was /nothing more/ than a symptom of their persection complexes.
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>>22831847
>>22831852
Both of you: chill the fuck out.
Here's a fat dinosaur cock to calm you down.
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>>22831958
> dinosaur
> human dick
> casualsssssssss
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Jesus, this thread is as unenjoyable to read as /tg/chat. No wonder I haven't been around for a week.

Maybe I should just retire. I can't even bring myself to finish a profile, or play with the one person who wants to. Not that that interest was genuine anyway, since it came about as a result of me complaining -- which, wow, lookit that, here I go again. Just kill me.
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>>22832253
I won't even bother asking who you are (Five Bucks on Lily though), it doesn't really matter. You either need a break, or to to break off from this thread in general. This thread, aside from a couple of gems, is really negative overall. It wears a a person down if they aren't used to it. Honestly, not posting for the last week has done me a lot of good. I have 2 more native friends who are chill, and actually RP.
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>>22832253
Hey, Lili. Honestly, this is the kind of thing that's going to happen because this is 4chan. Also, you act like none of us are interested in you. We are, we're just equally as layabout as you are.
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>>22832253
Goddammit Lili stop that.
Interest is genuine, you just don't show anywhere else.
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>>22831485
What's bizarro about it?

>>22831825
"Mature" is the best you're gonna get. People don't really tend to want to do that kind of game with 100% strangers to begin with. It's a very niche market.
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>>22832299
FUCKING FUCK FUCK

Cool man.

I hate having to do work on things that should be easy.
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>>22832071
No one can be 100% sure how dinosaur cocks looked like.
>>22832299
>What's bizarro about it?
He gives basically no description of his character but a lot of his desired partner. And all of his pics also depict people HE wants to fuck.
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>>22832343
That's pretty common for male profiles.
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>>22832268
>need a break
How can someone take a break from something they don't do in the first place?

>>22832273
>>22832278
Interest that nobody ever acts on is as bad as no interest at all! Or worse, since knowing it exists is a cruel tease.

I should probably just give up and make a (fully adult!) titty monster futa profile or something and go to the natives. Natives may be 99% terrible, but I can put in zero effort on the profile, so that's half the problem solved, and natives actually play, so there's the other half.

Or I should just go with last thread's Frisk idea and go play with the furries, I don't even fucking know.

>>22832343
But that's how most blue profiles are.
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>>22832347
>Interest that nobody ever acts on is as bad as no interest at all!
But you don't act, either.

If you think playing will get you out of your funk, then, sure, just play something dumb with some natives. Hell, I got approached by a damned Ditto earlier, that logged off before I even got to explain why a pokemon approaching me was stupid.
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>>22832347
>taking a break from something you don't do
Do other things, stop thinking about RP in general. Wait until you want to ACTUALLY do it instead of festering in a bunch of "I want to, but I'm not going to" bullshit. Honestly, just close 4chan and F-list for a week. It helps.
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>>22832404
Isn't that what she did, though?
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>>22832414
Oh, I can't read.
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>>22832268
This is true. I know that my own outlook and enthusiasm for ERP increases slightly (but noticeably!) whenever I take time off from this thread. Hell, avoiding this thread is one of the first things I do every time I take a break. I know all this full well, and yet I keep coming back to it - mostly out of some sense of obligation, since I am one of the old salts still about.

I'm pretty good at forcing myself to do things out of misplaced senses of obligation.

>>22832253
Don't be like that, Lili. I'd be all over you if I had any characters that lined up with what you've been ahunt for recently. And yes, with less ridiculous longwindedness this time - I've been consciously trying to rein that in. If you're frustrated, either take some time off or start doing some really low-key casual stuff and work your way up to more engaged things.
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>>22832268
I basically just come here nowadays to post rubbermonster logs and porn. Everyone always seems so hostile and itching to argue about something.
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>>22833052
I'm only here for Red and rubber logs. I know some of them are still here, but a lot of the old "regulars" seem to have moved on for the most part.
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>>22833168
>Red logs

D-doushiou?

I really ought to clean up some more scenes I've done recently and slap 'em up. I've got at least one piece of short-and-sweet smut with Ansa, and there's some more longwinded stuff involving Aram.
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>>22833293
Doushiou is right. I love it when people say they enjoyed my logs.
A cute, unbreakable heroine is also an absurdly perfect fit for Aislinne.
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>>22833293
Not your logs, just you silly. Rubberlogs are the only logs I need.
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>>22833406
[ doushiou intensifies ]

Although I still really ought to get those logs up.
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>>22833406
W-we could make logs too if you want.
Not that I'd be into it or anything, baka.
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>>22833168
Most of the old regulars seem to have stopped RPing due to burnout. I'm only still here because I run the channel and feel like this thread should be bumped.

I don't know if I'd say we're *hostile*, but we have become incredibly jaded. Myself definitely included.
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>>22833411
I promise I'll try to read it if ya do. Ya know, an RPers sort of promise, which is good for... yeah.
>>22833481
W-what sort of pervert do you take me for?
I only read your logs for... literary analysis. Yeah, that's it. Gotta take notes on that alliteration.
>>22833483
Have you tried becoming unjaded?
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>>22833509
>Have you tried becoming unjaded?
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
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>>22833520
Just be a self-motivated outgoing individual. It's easy.
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There's way too many profiles with OOC play kinks out there, but this one takes the cake.

https://www.f-list.net/c/eon%20nexus/
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>>22834019
Pretty sure that's just a joke.
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>>22834019
Hot
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>Oh sorry. (I'm using a vibrator on myself right now) I'll try and speed up my typing
Umm. Mixed feels.
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>>22835291
Actually less mixed. Mostly anmoyed rn.
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>>22833509
>Have you tried becoming unjaded?
As if it was so easy.
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>>22833483
Whaaaaat, don't sell yourself short. You're definitely hostile.
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>>22835591
Why can't we all meet the mods irl and tie them up and get our revenge :/
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>>22835638
"Revenge"

>>22835591
I'll be hostile on your ass.

All of my good webms have already been used.
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>>22835879
No thanks.
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>>22835291
Unsolicited OOC on top of interfering with post output, that's just rude on multiple levels
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>>22836417
I hate people slowing down, and I don't really like unsolicited OOC, but I do kind of love a legitimate "I'm pleasuring myself to this" message.
It's really only creepy when the impression is that they'd get off to just about anyone giving them attention, as opposed to YOUR words making them aroused.
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>>22835328
You just need to find a pure beacon of vanilla to pull you back from all that edge, they're not the absolute hardest to find.
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>>22836470
Says the guy that constantly announces to the room that he's either jerking off, getting ready to jerk off, or just jerked off.
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>>22837002
See, I thought that would do it for me.
Instead it was a disgustingly cute heroine played by someone as kinky as if not moreso than me. I could hear the click ring in my ears and I'm kinda surprised nobody else heard it too.
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>>22837346
You never seemed that jaded though. Just lazy.
>I could hear the click ring in my ears and I'm kinda surprised nobody else heard it too
What?
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>>22837344
Yeah, but that's more of a jokey "we're all friends and on a sex chat" kind of thing and mostly so that people don't ping me while I'm "busy".
It doesn't work, people ping me anyway. People ping me when I say I'm going to sleep.

>>22837398
>What?
Metaphor. When two people "click"? She's saying "I'm surprised no one else heard our click".
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>>22837643
I'd rather not hear about it, we're on a sex chat but I don't need to know about your mastubatory habits.
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>>22837742
I'm far from the only one doing it, and it's really kind of a given that you're going to learn people's masturbatory habits on a site that serves as masturbation aid. I mean, whoever you are I guess I can try to do it less, but "whatever, I'm going to go jerk off now" isn't exactly some super taboo...

...but apparently everyone in the channel is being weird about it, so whatever. All I can think of is the times Malice has talked about masturbating, and DSR has said her long absence was because she was masturbating, or how Rainer said he's been doing too much "procrasturbating".

I'm super against OOC and that kind of thing doesn't bother me. The knowledge that people on F-list masturbate doesn't bother me at all, only when they tell me they're masturbating instead of paying attention to me.
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>>22837882
Doing it less, or not at all, would be great.
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>>22837895
>implying he's not too full of himself to listen to anybody's opinion or preferences
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>>22837882
Everyone who says it is at least suave or subtle, or only says it to friends in private. Literally nobody wants to hear about how you're about to go jerk off, it's just creepy. You need to understand that when literally everyone has some sort of issue with something you do, it's not everyone being weird. It's because something you're doing is fucked up.
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>>22838007
>Everyone who says it is at least suave or subtle
No they aren't. You're only saying that because you don't like me.
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>>22837882
sauce?! plz
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>>22838197
Malice doesn't say it in public, and both DSR and Rainer only mention it once every blue moon. And even then, it's still a social faux pas when they do it.

People don't want to hear about you blogging on how you're going to take a shower in a couple hours, why would they want to hear you blog about jerking off?

Like I said. You need to understand that if ten people say something, then maybe, just maybe, it's not "They don't understand the situation better than me" every time, and sometimes it's "I am wrong."

>nb4 just deflecting this to comment on the first line about "B-But DSR says she touches herself all the time!" or something.
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>https://www.f-list.net/c/Raymond%20Wyatt/
Holy shit, i didn't knew that Edward Woodward had a BBC. Man learns his whole life.
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>>22838314
>gun pictures
This is something new in the mix.
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>>22838326
Not really. Characters used for any sort of combat or adventure based rp often have pics of their equipment. But generic black guy probably doesn't need them for anything else than padding his profile. God forbid he would actually have pics of black hunks there! That would gay!
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>>22838456
>Characters used for any sort of combat or adventure based rp often have pics of their equipment.
Naah, the only time I see anybody with guns in profile pictures, they're massive /k/ sperg
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>>22838222
>>>/gif/

>>22838244
I don't need to deflect. I think all of you are making a big deal out of nothing, and being weird about it. I've already said I'll stop doing it (and I don't even do it that often to begin with). To me it's no different than saying what profiles turn you on, or having your status set to something, or even the fact that all of us know each others' darkest fetishes if only we care to look at the kink list.

But again: I already said I'd knock it off, so why bother giving me shit over it?

>>22838326
Nah. Characters who list off or have pictures for their guns or swords or magical tattoos aren't uncommon.

>>22838314
He probably got the original confused with the remake starring Denzel Washington. Which was apparently the perfect Dad Movie to make your dad feel useful in his retirement years.
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>>22838638
The big issue is that you're still unable to accept that anything you do is ever wrong. You're blaming us for being weird, making excuses. You never own up to anything you do. You never apologize. You never accept guilt. You just brush things aside and deflect and blame everyone else for your problems.
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...Stuff like this is why the threads are demoralizing. From all sides, the petty vindictiveness, bullheaded stubbornness, and incessant skirmishing creates a toxic environment that is deeply unconducive to cheerful smut.

Give me an hour or so. I'm going to make an modest attempt at a positive contribution to this slow-motion disaster.
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>>22838649
Apparently I just can't win. I'm not sure why I bother.
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>>22838677
sauce?
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>>22838690
>>>/gif/

>>22838676
>"Okay, fine, you win"
>Bullheaded stubbornness
Again, I can't win with you people. Nothing is the right answer. And then someone will accuse me of being salty. I am literally giving ground here.
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>>22838676
Right, as I promised. Logs! These are back from June; a lot of the summer was something of a write-off for me.

Anyway. Pretty straightforward hetero fucking here. Tough, foul-mouthed pilot-girls in tight flight outfits demanding ripped black mechanics fuck their throats raw already before getting roughly reamed out against corrugated steel walls. I think this might actually be the first log of Ansa I've made public; each post is demarcated by a * for ease of following.

http://pastebin.com/1F0GDvJy

Hopefully within the next few days I'll get some stuff with Aram done. Those logs are a lot more involved, so it'll take a lot more sifting about.

>>22838890
The Parthians "gave ground" when they sniped away, too.
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>>22838890
Playing the victim isn't giving ground.
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>>22838638
>But again: I already said I'd knock it off, so why bother giving me shit over it?
Because you still act like we are all are asshats for forcing you to stop doing a perfectly normal thing.
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>>22840506
No, I'm acting like you're asshats for making a big deal of something that isn't, and more than that for continually hammering this shit into the ground after I already said "fine".

That post was from like six and a half hours ago for fucks sakes. You've made your point, you've gotten your way, now knock it the fuck off.
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>>22840598
No you.
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>>22840598
f-fuck, is this a Kardashian?
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>that other /erp/ board is dead after the site update
It may have been slow, the quality may have varied, but I can't make a fucking f-list profile to save my life. The skype threads were all I had.
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>>22840981
Also not to complain, but when did the threads start being bumped predominantly with real porn? I thought with the huge stigma against real picture profiles this was one thread I could always trust to be 3D proof.
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>>22840981
Wait, you mean it's 100% dead and buried?

...It has posts from just yesterday?

>>22840998
It's just one guy reposting any random shit he found on /gif/.
Funnily enough he doesn't use 3dpd on profiles anyway, but he evidently has double standards on many things.
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>>22841008
When I open the board it's just completely blank. Am I going full retard or something?
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>>22841008
Oh wow I'm fucking retarded. The main site takes you to some beta version of the board but if you delete beta from the url you get the actual board.
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>>22841021
http://[eight]ch.net/erp/ not blank
https://beta.[eight]ch.net/erp blank
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>>22840864
No. All of those are women, except the former dad, who's probably had bottom surgery because rich. Also voting Republican to no one's surprise.

>>22840981
Just make an F-list profile.

>>22840998
I don't use these on profiles. I just went to /gif/ and these are really sexy. I mean, I'd maybe use them as scene suggestions, but definitely not "this is my character" images.

>>22841008
That's... not at all what a double standard is. And it's not even like I'm 100% against super creeped out by real images. I just feel a little uncomfortable. And I'm fine with tumblr gifs and worst drug links in a profile, as long as it's not "this is my character" and it's another "I'm a celebrity, rape my face, shit in my mouth, and kill me" profile.

Gifs are super fine as stuff to do.
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Man, i'm not talented enough for this, and my self-conscious attitude and complete unwillingness to embarrass myself in front of other people (Whether or not the embarrassment is real or imagined) is really killing this F-List stuff for me.

Doesn't really help that I never really feel at ease in any of the rooms.

Bleh, I wish I was a more talented writer, or at least that I had the blunt-headed lack of self-reflection of a low-tier native.

I should see if I can get on Adderall or something, I know I have diagnosises that would probably let me if I said none of the other pills i'd taken in the past really worked. At least then i'd have a train of thought that doesn't derail instantly.
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>>22842105
You're better than Toby Wolf, and plenty of other people on the site. Good is great, but you only really need to be alright.
Make a low-effort throwaway profile, trawl the dregs where shame is a four-letter word, and get some genital interaction going. Worst comes to worst you have an awkward time that you can shed immediately like a discarded skin. Just do it.
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>>22842146
>Make a low-effort throwaway profile, trawl the dregs where shame is a four-letter word, and get some genital interaction going.

Too nervous and self-conscious for that. Plus it'd be easier and less aggravating to just masturbate to pornography or someone else's logs than to do a low-effort low-skill RP.
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Yeah get some of this going:
>spanks u
>*moans*
>spanks u harder
>*moans louder*
>ur a bad girl and ur making me horny
>noo I'm sorry daddy pls don't
>I take out my cock and start rubbing it on ur ass
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>>22842164
Uuurgggghhhh.
I am having flashbacks at that.
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How do I stop feeling jealous?

I feel like I'm Anthony Burch sometimes.
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>>22842235
Jealous over what?
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>>22842172
Did I literally just trigger you lmao.
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>>22842105
Man, I wish I could get some Adderall myself, man.
But also... just don't post in rooms (except ours, which is better).

>>22842146
Tobi

>>22842161
You don't need to be self-conscious when you don't plan on sticking around. Although I know what you mean about effort.

>>22842235
What does that even mean? Don't bring that /v/tard shit in here.

>>22842258
People's writing ability, I'd imagine.

>>22842251
What?
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>>22842105
You just gotta get over it and become that shameless slut you wanna be deep down. If its meant to be you'll have that itch to play again and again, and you'll get over your shame as time goes on, if not then you'll just be another poofer on F-list that the reasonable people just shrug at once before forgetting forever.
>>22842161
I'm familiar with that feeling, ya just gotta bite the bullet and put yourself in a situation that there is no backing down from, which is usually sending the first message to someone ya like in my opinion. Get in over your head, its easier than you think.
>>22842235
Simple, realize that you're better than whoever you're envying and fake it till ya make it. Or be a regular human being and accept that some people are more naturally cool of apt than others, and just get over yourself. Whatever floats your boat.
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>>22843015
Excessive fake ego is how I compensate. I'm the best rubbermonster on f-list.
...and I honestly think that's not far from the truth.
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>>22843152
I mean, who's the competition? There's like, 2 or so people running around with your art and providing cheap back alley latexings, with complete mind break and shiny perfection not even guaranteed!
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>>22843152
>>22843192
>tfw never gonna be the best anything
Not even the best designated loli since there's that one guy who laughed at me for even comparing myself.
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>>22843318
Nobody has to be the best, I know I'm not by a long shot. I envy Aislinne's logs, I envy Red's logs, I used to envy Rory until he became a lazy bastard with no plans of changing anytime soon. You know what, the ONLY thing that I used to be confident about was my profile design, and inlines fucking killed that. Hell, even before that people thought that my designs were too BBCode excessive. I don't actually think I'm a good role player, I'm competent at best, yet I still take scenes with people 10x better than me because this is supposed to be fun. When I play I try to think about how to make me and my partner have FUN. Sure actual ability factors into this. The thing is, sitting around loathing yourself isn't fun unless you're playing with a sadist, and even they're not all that into it. I can tell you that from personal experience.

What youre doing right now in the thread, its honestly no better than the people on F-list that bitch on their feed about not getting play. Nobody likes them, and for obvious reasons. All you need is just a little bit of fucking confidence and to not piss off the few people that still like you.
>B-but nobody wants to play with me!
Bitch I'll cut you if you use that excuse. I've wanted to play with you for a long damn while, and your stuff about not wanting to because it would be "too vanilla for my tastes" and "just a pity fuck" is silly. Is there blame on me for not messaging you? Duh, but my point still remains.
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>>22842235
Play with more people. The more partners you have the less of a kek you will feel
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>>22843609
>the less of a kek you will feel
wordfilters pls
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>have read about lewd rp games here and elsewhere
>want to run a game and shamelessly fill it with weird kinks
>don't know how to DM
Suffering. Where can I learn?
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>>22843751
Same as usual: by doing.
Just go to roll20 or any random play by post sites and run shit. Doesn't matter if it's not lewd, doesn't matter if it's bad, doesn't matter if the players are bad, just do something, see what works and what doesn't and then do it again and better.

Or alternatively, just announce a game in tgchat get a bunch of starving players and run it into the ground. Then rebuild.
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>>22843776
So just dive in? I was hoping for maybe pointers, but I'll try it.
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>>22843801
You can go make a thread on /tg/ to receive a bunch of well-tried screencaps of advice for general GMing. I just don't have them on hand nor the time to type out a retelling.

Still, JUST DO IT is how you get good. By doing it with randoms, you prevent shame accumulation (and some players that you click with may form a good core group)

Lewd campaign has an advantage in that everybody is thirsty as nomads in the middle of Sahara. If you pitch willingness to GM and ask what they want, you'll likely get it. And then just roll with everything.
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>>22843801
Go nuts anon, whats the worst that could happen?
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>>22843831
Oh yeah? I'll do that. I'm not fond of just doing things blindly, personally. I did plan on just doing it but yeah, I like to be at least a little prepared. I just wanna run campaigns with either my gorgon or nun as the big bad and with a fatalpulse like plot.
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>>22843398
>the few people that still like you
Gee thanks.

You're right, of course, and this isn't even the first time I've done this. Honestly, personalitywise I'm pretty much exactly the same as them (pay attention, because this post is going to be positively dripping with the resemblance, whiny Tumblr blogpost style), the only difference is I can write well. Like, really, absurdly well.

I throw myself into things initially (see: Regina's perfectly crafted, succinct profile and thirty wordy customs, and no system kinks, mimicking Red to the best of my ability; or the original, lopsided but made-with-love incarnation of Lili). I get discouraged too easily, so when my initial efforts fail, I let obvious self-loathing fuel me (see: pretty much everything lately). I eventually self-destruct and move on, and do it all over again elsewhere, because it's not like you can un-make initial impressions, so repairing the damage done is functionally impossible. Trust me, I've been down that road before. It ends with all parties dissatisfied.

>>B-but nobody wants to play with me!
Being fair, even the people who made profiles to do so don't/haven't, even when I was on semi-regularly. That one, at least, I'm standing by, because "want to but don't/can't act on it" does nothing.

>"too vanilla for my tastes"
When's the last time you heard someone in the thread talking about how great the plain vanilla scene they're in the middle of is? Compare that to the last time someone was crowing about their painslut, or mindless drone convert, etc? That specific quote may not be the case, but you do have to admit it'd be easy to feel like one is offering something "lesser" if they're not doing crazy shit like that -- if a thing never gets talked about, except the occasional mention just to say how boring it is, it'd be easy to conclude that *everyone* thinks it's boring.
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>>22843889
Most of my scenes are relatively vanilla. I think your opinion is a bit skewed by the /erpg/ channel crowd here - most of them are pretty... ah, *particular* in their predilections, but that's hardly representative. You don't need to do anything crazy. Just think of the kind of scene you want to do, and try to do it competently. I know, I know, that last part is the one you're going to get held up on, but I'm telling you right now: you have absolutely nothing to worry about on that front.

You're good at this. I state that with total certainty. You've just gotta let yourself be good at it.

There's always going to be learning curves and adjustment periods and a certain amount of negotiation going on. Rather than taking that as a sign of failure and a need to retreat, talk to people and thrash through it. There's not many of us left around here; none of us want to see somebody who is obviously talented and desirous flame out like this.

Just relax a little. Perfection is impossible, let alone unnecessary. >>22843398 has it right here (and really, you don't need to envy my logs; like just about anybody with a creative temperament, I read over them and see all the things I personally could've done better). It's about fun, not being some sort of exemplar or paragon. Just focus on the fundamentals, build your confidence, and stretch out from there as the urge takes you.
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>>22843889
>Personality wise I'm pretty much the same as them
Come on, give yourself a little more credit now. I can see what you're saying about first impressions and all that, it really is easy to get discouraged when stuff doesn't go your way or you make a stupid mistake and things go terribly in your mind. I just like to think once you pick up the pieces and move on things can be fine again. Like, my start to ERP on F-list was nuking my profile after I got super self-conscious once I did my first scene. I spent like 3 hours on that profile going full out on customs and everything. Then several of my favorite scenes have involved me going full spaghetti with someone OOC and giving them a trash first impression before the RP even started. Then it turns out alright and everyone had fun. Sure, that doesn't happen ALL the time, but when it does it's really nice and it happens more often than you'd think.

It's fine to self-destruct and go into a little hole for a while. That character which I've deleted, I've deleted them 3 times in a row. Whenever I bring them back from the dead, I always expect to be reprimanded by people who are angry I short changed them on a scene, or something similar. Instead they're just happy to see me again, like how a decent number of us were when you brought Lili back after nuking them, because ultimately we're here to have a good time and watching strangers beat themselves up online over not doing one or two things right with their spare time is not what most people get off to. Especially when most of us have been there before and can sympathize.

You're getting to that point though where ya just gotta get out of the hole and put yourself back into the game. Stop giving two damns if anyone wants to play with you and just stick around on your own waiting for that perfect scene, it might take time but most of us have plenty of that. You do that or you end up a jaded grump like Rory and others who shan't be named directly.
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>>22844384
>no need to envy my logs
I know you writer and artist types, you just want me to say that I should be envious... so I will. You've heard it once and you'll hear it again damn it! Your writing is nice! It's pleasant to read and it has a good amount of character. Take the praise you dirty slut.
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>>22844608
...How did you know I just finished a playthrough of the Miyako route? Y-you monster!

Seriously though, as long as people enjoy reading the logs I put out, I'm content. I have fun doing the scenes I upload, and if people get some satisfaction out of picking through them, then I am perfectly content. I mean, I started doing it as a sort of shrine-tribute to my first partner on F-List who was an absolutely amazing person; I had such a great time with them that I wanted to try to share some of that.

Anyway! I'm rambling. I'm glad you like my logs! Go out and make some of your own, too!
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>>22844632
I pray to a God of Luck, everything I do is a lucky coincidence.
>same kind of response you always give to praise
Yep, you haven't been replaced by a reptile yet. All is well.
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>>22844656
>Yep, you haven't been replaced by a reptile yet.

Wellllll...
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>>22844685
...All is still well!
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>>22843318
They laughed at you because they didn't feel there was a similarity (frankly, *I* don't feel there was a similarity). Also, they were kind of a shitposter and got banned for ban evasion.
Also, let it go and just be the best you.

>>22843398
>I used to envy Rory until he became a lazy bastard with no plans of changing anytime soon.
H-hey...

>>22843751
Those never work out. And only work if you're the one who runs them. (Which is true of most games).

>>22843889
>I throw myself into things initially
Anyone can make a profile that isn't shit. Hell, I do that. But I'm not playing and neither are you. Throwing yourself into something is accepting a scene knowing that you aren't going to say "okay this isn't working".

Also, I have no idea why you get the impression that no one likes you. Frankly more people like you than like me.

>When's the last time you heard someone in the thread talking about how great the plain vanilla scene they're in the middle of is?
People constantly fucking go on about how "Vanilla is the best flavour" and how I'm uncreative because I can't make vanilla hot. So literally all the time. You're doing it again, though, you're making excuses. You're not even that fucking vanilla, you just say "I'm too vanilla" so that you don't feel as bad for not playing, it's your excuse.

Nevermind that you're making the assumption that someone who likes that extreme kind of kinky shit won't like your "vanilla" (which isn't that vanilla by virtue of being ageplay).
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>>22844586
>spent like 3 hours on that profile
Are you a wizard? Even ignoring the time spent not working it, it still takes me several solid evenings to get things up to a point I'm happy with.

>>22844741
>accepting a scene knowing that you aren't going to say "okay this isn't working".
But I can't make that promise! Hell, I did literally that to Red.

>making excuses
For not playing with all zero of the people whom I can *actually* play with? (That discounts people who don't play, i.e. you, and interested parties who just don't have compatible characters, i.e. Traveller, Aislinne, Red.) I mean come on, I'll own up to a lot -- probably more than I should, since I love kicking my own ass -- but that's just silly.
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>>22844989
I'm pretty sure it took me less than three hours to make TS Love's profile, and most of that was on the inline.

>Hell, I did literally that to Red.
That's because it takes Red like two hours to make a post.

And on the subject of you making excuses, yes >>22843889
>That one, at least, I'm standing by, because "want to but don't/can't act on it" does nothing.
It takes two to do something, and you don't come forward either. You also use the "you don't have a profile that fits" excuse to say why you won't play as well. I mean, it's not like the profile I made for you is all that detailed.
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>>22845099
I was totally guilty as charged in that scene regarding over-large posts. It probably would have worked a damn sight better if we'd kept things more condensed and manageable.
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Ugh, work has been kicking my ass lately. I feel really bad because I've got two noteplays that've been sitting idle for two weeks now, and I was working on a draft for one last night and it got eaten in a crash.

Sorry Corran.

On the upside, I have commissions coming in soon. That's a plus I guess. Half the fun of making new characters is finding artists who fit them.
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>>22845333
>Sorry Corran.
Don't worry, I completely forgot and also I'm terribly lame, so it doesn't matter much.
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>>22844989
>Are you a wizard?
No, I'm a samurai trapped in a catgirls mind trapped in a human body. Also when I say 3 hours, I count only actual work hours, otherwise its probably closer to 6 of having it open and vageuly doing stuff.
>Traveller
>Incompatible
Fuck this, I'm going to write a short story about touching precocious young girls and note it to you to prove you wrong.
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>>22845739
>emotionally or physically
Metaphysically you prole.
>I did that
I know. Second person is literally THE WORST tense though.
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>>22845739
It's quite darling.
And I imagine you RP more than I'm managing to do, which basically works out to "agree to play with someone, and then a couple weeks later tell them a story".

I haven't had many complaints about the stories per se, but it does defeat the point a little.
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>>22845536
I need more art for Corran, not that I ever RP. Then again, I spent all day looking for art for barbarian/tribal girls even though I'll never make that profile (or the alien/demon one).

I edited this for Corran, even. It's super hard trying to find "effeminate but not twelve" art. InCase does the best girlish boys who are still boyish.

>>22845605
Eh you already answered me but I deleted my comment:
Touching emotionally or physically; I did that and she still hasn't replied or tried to RP with me.
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>>22845767
Are you complaining about people not trying to RP with you when people like Alton ask and never get a clear answer or you flat out admit you never play because you're too lazy?
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>>22845752
I'll metaphysically cripple you.
Also, second person is really great for lewd stuff--not lewd stuff that's back and forth, though--and I really love writing in it, it's a rather unique experience. I once had plans for writing a second person survival horror vidya inspired novel.

>>22845755
I haven't really RPed in about a year, and most of the scenes I've done since are half-finished or really short.

My last full scene was somehow three hours and not even that in depth. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't me at the top of my game, either, and it was way back in August. I've got a few non-starters with me and Malice since then, with my logs pointing to September, and I've got this story from September:
http://pastebin.com/tcNU1W53

And two RPs with strangers that got about four posts in before both of them abandoned me.

>>22845786
Alton wants to do things that don't at all interest me, and also wants to do non-lewd things, and also is an old friend-ish person who has spent most of the time I've known him begging for my attention.

I'm just pointing out that Lili has had opportunity to RP with me and never took it. I've had those same opportunities, but I'm not complaining about them while she's going "no one wants to RP with me".
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>>22845813
Just kidding, I'm going to touch her spiritually like a good Catholic.

Second person is pleb no matter how ya spin it, stop trying to pretend my opinion isnt objective fact.
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>>22845813
I know how that feels. I used to write proper stories but I burned myself out on one (my best work, though, I think) and I haven't had the energy to do much since. A lot of my RP attempts are... trying to get the muscles working again, I guess.

An artist friend of mine said that sometimes it's like a snake swallowing a big rat. It goes kind of dormant for a while and sluggish while it digests, and for a while you think it's dead, but eventually it comes wakes up a bigger, stronger, faster snake than it was before. So you just push a little bit when you can, keep moving, and eventually you'll get past whatever creative block you were working on.

I hope you're enjoying what you get, at least?
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>>22845813
>opportunity to RP with me
You've been all "can't talk, gotta write" for like the past two months. So much so that I got tired of listening to it! There's no way I was going to say "hey stop doing that and RP", given that. So you don't even slightly get to pin that on me, nerd.

>>22845867
This is pretty much true in my experience yeah. There was a period of like four years that I didn't do any sort of RP, E or otherwise.
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>>22845867
>I know how that feels. I used to write proper stories but I burned myself out on one
I still can't even get one finished. I've got a whole bunch of mostly useless notes (pic related), and disparate ideas that I can't seem to make coalesce into anything. And since now there are only like five days left in NaNoWriMo, I've pretty much failed. And I started in October.

I've heard that forcing yourself to do something is best, and I've been trying, but clearly not forcing myself enough. I need to just write garbage that I can clean up in the editing process. Or at least write notes

>>22845875
I'd have done it for you. I don't even think I've said that to you. Plus, the thing I wrote you was in like August.
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>>22845937
>I don't even think I've said that to you.
You said it to the room. Like, constantly. Every second sentence out of you was asking people to help you with ideas for writing, or saying you needed to write. Heck, you're doing it literally right now in the post I'm replying to. I think I can be forgiven for leaving that alone.

>the thing I wrote you
Noteplay is for shitters. And people who are less lazy than me and could trust themselves to not get distracted and forget about it. Mostly the latter. (Seriously I have at least one forum-based RP I'm just completely ignoring lately on account of basically that, the lack of immediacy.)
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>>22845937
>I've heard that forcing yourself to do something is best, and I've been trying, but clearly not forcing myself enough.

Did you ever hear the story of Archimedes and the king's crown? Sometimes you have to relax a bit and figure it out as you go, and maybe go back and redo a few things as you learn how your story really works. Start with the bare bones; Tolkien famously started with "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." and it went from there. Way on the other end of the talent spectrum, I wrote a moderately popular series of short stories by looking at an ecchi picture and thinking of the lead boy, "Well, he looks interesting. What's his story?"

Soak in a hot bath, have a good drink, and do something just for the sheer ridiculous fun of it. See where that takes you.
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>>22846018
Yeah, but doing a scene with you would be writing. And also you could have done something with me in the channel. Hell, let's set aside some time this week for it. Do you want before, or after Thanksgiving? No one does anything on that Wednesday or Friday.

Also holy shit I just realized that Wednesday is today. No wonder I'm supposed to clean the kitchen.

>>22846077
>Did you ever hear the story of Archimedes and the king's crown?
Nope, never.

Also, Tolkien ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶t̶e̶r̶ didn't just start with that line; in fact he had a lot of the Middle Earth setting worked out before he even started, mostly the languages. I mean, my problem isn't really a lack of ideas anyway. If anything it's that I've got too many ideas and I can't seem to focus on them or make them work. I know that a lot of famous writers suggest disciplining yourself, sitting down and writing *something* before you even eat breakfast, but I find that so difficult... so instead I sit around procrasturbating.

I'll wake up and say I'm going to do something productive, then sit on the computer for an hour before I even go shower, then I'll shower and sit at my laptop on Youtube for another hour or two. Then I'll get dressed and eat something and then I'll feel like it's time for a nap, take off my clothes and crawl into bed, then wake up a few hours later and... sit at the computer watching Youtube.
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>>22843889
>When's the last time you heard someone in the thread talking about how great the plain vanilla scene they're in the middle of is?
Your vanilla lesbians with Aislinne was a flippin MASTERPIECE.

>>22845875
>There was a period of like four years that I didn't do any sort of RP, E or otherwise.
Daang, I'm in a dump like that for about 2.5-3 years or so.
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>>22846102
Here, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGKPmBtBpBo
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>>22846165
Hah.

While I'll admit that breaks are good, I'm not exactly tossing and turning trying to figure out the problem, which is why I'm beating myself up; I'm *not* putting in much work, and most problems don't solve themselves with Eureka moments.
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>>22846133
You lie, but it's a beautiful lie, so I'll let it slide.

>>22846165
Pi! I still have the theme song for that on my playlist. But then, I'm just generally a sucker for Clint Mansell. And weird movies.

>>22846102
>doing a scene with you would be writing
That is such a lazy technicality I'm not even going to respond to it, except to call you a fucker.

Fucker.

>in the channel
Ew. Given how out of practice I am, an audience would just make it worse. Also I'm not really a fan of people RPing in generally-OOC channels anyway, I'd hate to be a hypocrite.

>before, or after Thanksgiving?
Probably neither, I'm gonna go visit family for some nebulous part of the coming weekend.
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>>22846407
>You lie, but it's a beautiful lie, so I'll let it slide.
Lilipls.
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>>22846223
I'm trying to decide right now whether I'm failing to get through to you or if you're being willfully obtuse, and whether it actually matters or not. It's not my creative life, after all.

The point ultimately isn't the tossing and turning, though that certainly isn't going to help. It's the beating yourself up, and the stress that causes, and you've admitted you're doing that. It's not about a Eureka moment, and it's not even really about relaxation, per se. It's about getting your brain into the right place where you've primed the pump, so to speak, and you can take your hands off the handle and trust your subconscious to do some of the heavy lifting for you. Maybe there's only one piece you need (Eureka) or maybe it needs to put a couple together and turn them around a little, and you say "okay, now I know this part goes with this one..."

It looks like from your notes that you're trying to do something big and carefully put-together, and the weight is just more than your brain wants to deal with all at once. So do something small, something that doesn't matter, just for fun. I promise it'll help. Choose one of your partners and send a little note-story about sneaking into his tent to give him a blowjob while he sleeps or something like that. You'll feel better afterwards.
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>>22846407
>Ew. Given how out of practice I am, an audience would just make it worse
I meant when you saw me in the fucking channel after I wrote you that note you could have hit me up. I swear you do this shit on purpose. Lilipls.

>>22846467
Yeah, but I'm beating myself up for not beating myself up. I'm hating that I'm not getting on the ball about doing things I should be doing. It's very meta.

It's
So

Meta
Even
This
Acronym
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>>22846529
>after I wrote you that note you could have hit me up
I could have, but I wasn't as big on Maria as I originally thought I was/would be. Could've done it anyway, but I didn't wanna push myself into something I was only lukewarm on.

I'll sort this out eventually. Not tonight though, gotta head off to sleep. Probably not this week because of holiday nonsense, but eventually.

>on purpose
Maybe a little sometimes. Not this time though, I honestly thought you meant that.
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>>22846732
>but I wasn't as big on Maria as I originally thought I was/would be.
That note was great, though.

http://pastebin.com/WShQma4s

I don't have any lesbians, so this will have to do.
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>make female switch, canon character
>copy kinks from my other switch
>dont fill out anything in the bio, literally empty
>have never gone into chat with her either
>four people in two days have sent me notes looking to rp

Do people just lurk for newly made girls or something? I made the profile as a hub for a specific rp with no intention to otherwise play her
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>>22846529
Reported for bestiality.
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>>22847551
Yup.
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Ded thread.

So, I understand that the chances of joining a dnd group are low. What about if I make one. Obviously there are players, any obvious problems anyone knows of?
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>>22847887
Make sure everyone's on the same page about the atmosphere of the game. Some people want a relatively standard game with sexy bits between the party and some headliner NPCs, maybe some sex-themed puzzles and traps, while some people want an Oglaf-style everything-goes where random encounters will challenge you to fuck duels and the inn may just happen to have Dwarf-made cocklocks on the rooms and that's just the way the universe works.
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>>22847960
Is it non advisable to make a homebrew / houserule system for the game to be easier?

To make sense of the question, think of dnd. There are two ways to end / avoid combat, through blades and through words and stealth. I dreamed last night of a few additions, like a sub-set of diplomacy that is specifically seduction, that deals with tells and relative nakedness.

Does this sound dumb or too complicated?

Should I keep myself from pure dice rules and instead keep it really loose and freeform?
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>>22847969
Dungeon World seems like it would be pretty easy to adapt. You're right that D&D isn't the greatest system for this sort of thing. In general I think you want to go for a system that's more "story game" more than "physics simulator".
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>>22847551
>make any monster girl character
>tons of notes
Such is life.
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>>22848001
>Dungeon World
What was that girl that was looking for a DW game some time ago...

>https://www.f-list.net/c/lolith%20orbryn
Oh, ded.
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>>22848001
Question,

>D&D isn't the greatest system for this sort of thing. In general I think you want to go for a system that's more "story game"

Would dungeon world fit that?
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>>22848065
Yes, Dungeon World is on 'story game' angle.
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>>22848078
Cool cool. I guess I'll download and take a look.

Really sucks I have to play DM to get one of these games rolling.
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>>22847562
What? ̶T̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶ I feel like I'm missing the joke.

>>22847551
Yes. And now that people can search images, even more so.
>>22848018
>Last online: 1mo, 2d ago
Wow, I could have sworn I saw her just a week ago.

>>22848065
>>22848083
Dungeon World would be great, since it's all about the narrative of exploring the dungeon. World. It's a Powered by The Apocalypse game.
Also, for almost ANY game you'd have to do it yourself. Which is why I'm trying to force myself to run a game. I'm just not sure WHAT.

>Werewolf 2e territory management wolfblooded fucking game
>Vampire 2e "you neonates control this section of the city, don't screw up, don't get killed" game
>Mortals+ game where everyone ends up in Woundgate/a fantasy setting
>Mage 1.5e game using stopgap rules but I don't actually have a plot idea
>Beast where I don't have a plot idea so it's just whatever
>Hunter monster of the week game
>Mortals+ or Mutants and Masterminds street level superhero crime fighter game inspired by Jessica Jones/Daredevil

For no reason have some gay.
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>>22848258
Everyone else ends up being the lucky ones.

Okay, I've got a temp profile running here, temp because I'm not going to design it till I read up some on DW.

Any interested players ( Interest being simply playing a group game ) please note said character with a character idea limited at 1-3 sentences.

If you're unfamiliar with the dungeon world mechanics, here's a .zip of the pdfs: https://mega.nz/#F!AEYESIIB!d4TwGK_1pQ4OsTw9MyeFqw

https://www.f-list.net/c/den%20mistress%20dani/

I'll be choosing 2-4 players for this game, based on the character concepts. Those characters that work well together will be chosen. The 1-3 sentence limit is a quality control, if you need more than 3, crunch it down, if you can't fill one, the filter is working.

Don't be mad if I don't choose you.
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>>22848465
How is that quality control?
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>>22848478
I never said it was good quality control. If a person can't create a character idea, and describe them in a few words, less than a novella and more than "skinny cleric who hates cheese" then it works as control. It's scare tactics man, get aboard.
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>>22848465
You should note a timeframe for running.
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>>22848529
Timeframe added.
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>>22848258
And you call other people racist.
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>>22848585
Everybody is a little bit racist, bub.
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>>22848585
That's the only reason I can think that someone would say "reported for bestiality".

Also, OBVIOUS jokes are a bit different than something coming from someone who clearly believes the things /pol/ says. Don't be ridiculous.

>>22848490
I'm just saying, it seems arbitrary, and not really helpful. But then again I'm against the whole "submit your applications" style of picking up a group. I prefer getting to know people and then running a game for them.

Uranus and Neptune are pretty hot.
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>>22848628
How is one supposed to find people if there's no application process?

I'm new, I don't know anyone. I'm not going to run the long con of sitting around in a room for a year, just to cherry pick a few people, who may or may not even be available.

This gets it done, and it gets it done well.
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>>22848641
It's not a long con, and you don't need to get to know people for a year. In fact it's kind of creepy that you consider getting to know people and making friends "a long con". Even just making a room and shootin the shit with people for a week and learning what kind of stuff people are into and THEN seeing who can play when and who wants to do what is probably going to be better.

It gets it done, but I don't really think it gets it done well. As for learning if people are available, use whenisgood.com
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>>22848641
>just to cherry pick a few people, who may or may not even be available.
That's why you define the timeframe.

Also this channel is tiny and flakey as shit.
You can get a bucket of players in tgchat, probably, if you just advertise for a bit.
Check here with names to see if they applicants infamously bad.
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>>22848662
He would be swamped almost immediately if he advertised in /tg/chat.

Or no one would care, same as any of the other games that were advertised, because no one wants to try new things. But then again Tokubro did get a rather long lewd-ish Fate game up and running, and that group even had spin offs.
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>>22848656
I think it's insulting that you assume I'm creepy for making a joke. Take a step back, thanks.

I don't want to DM, I want to play but no one was offering, anywhere I looked. This is a last ditch to do a semblance of the thing I wanted.

I really and honestly do not have time to make a room, garner people, get to know said people and then pitch my idea to them. The point of the application process is to get a herd I can choose from, and from those words they send in, I can derive the type of player they are, because I've been doing this for years now, and It's a little skill I've gained.

What you suggested is the long con. It's a long process to something that should be short and easy. If someone wants to play, they apply and might get to play, anything about them I get to learn over time, which makes me much less likely to fucking hate them for some little part of their personality.

>>22848662
I've already dropped multiple notes to room owners, waiting on their replies.
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>>22848687
>I don't want to DM, I want to play but no one was offering, anywhere I looked. This is a last ditch to do a semblance of the thing I wanted.
The birth of forever GM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvam3FB3rRA

>I really and honestly do not have time to make a room, garner people, get to know said people and then pitch my idea to them. The point of the application process is to get a herd I can choose from, and from those words they send in, I can derive the type of player they are, because I've been doing this for years now, and It's a little skill I've gained.
Yeah, that's all fine and dandy.
Yes, setting the game premise, time and central kinks is how you should open.
However, the super strict "3 sentence" may be ovekilling.
Just ask to Note you character concepts and be succinct.

>If someone wants to play, they apply and might get to play, anything about them I get to learn over time, which makes me much less likely to fucking hate them for some little part of their personality.
However, the other approach doth have some merits - if some hateable bit of personality emerges later, when you already have the game running, it will be more of a hassle to deal with than if beforehand revealed.

Although honestly you'd probably have that room anyway, in the time between having selected applications and starting the run, you'd hash out more exact details with them, right?

>I've already dropped multiple notes to room owners, waiting on their replies.
Owners?
To get an ad in the tgchat header you can just PM any online mod.
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>>22848737
>in the time between having selected applications and starting the run, you'd hash out more exact details with them, right?
I mean, yea. I'm not retarded or anything. To just go blindly with people I find isn't what I'll be doing, I need kinks to place in the world after all.

>game premise, time and central kinks is how you should open
You're right there. Might have been hasty to mark out the profile so early.

>ad in the tgchat header you can just PM any online mod.
Oh.
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>>22848772
Oh yeah you can also as around /tg/chat for the people that ran Game of Bones and Heart of Bones (I think) for their experience.
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Alright, I'm out for now, keep any eye out for updates, boys and girls.

Also, send those notes.
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bump
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>>22850210
I can Seig to this.
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>>22848687
>I really and honestly do not have time to make a room, garner people, get to know said people and then pitch my idea to them.
Then you... don't have the time to run a game.

It's not a "long con", and yeah, it is a bit weird that you keep calling it that. You're asking for people to give you a pitch for a character for a game they don't really even know what you're planning to do in. Also, just picking people based on a short character pitch is how you get players that you realize you hate.

Forgive me if I doubt your skill to perfectly determine whether someone is a good fit with a short character pitch, but... I doubt your skill.

>>22848772
>You're right there. Might have been hasty to mark out the profile so early.
Do you even have a game idea yet?
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>>22850798
You always protest too much. Just staph.
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>>22850798
I think you misunderstand me, I'm sorry to have created that image. Let me make it as plain to both of us as I can.

I don't want to take a whole lot of time to make friends for one reason, something I learned when I moved out of my parents house and into a place with two friends. I knew seemingly everything about these two friends, and yet, not two weeks into the whole engagement, I found myself hating being with them, resenting them and wishing to leave.
There's a reason you don't move in with friends, and that's because you learn things you didn't want to learn. Tiny things like finishing the milk and leaving the carton in the fridge, or leaving the oven on after finishing cooking.
Tiny things that break you to the edge. If I don't know my new players, at all, even in the slightest, I'm much less likely to look at them and resent them. I'm much /more/ likely to just assume that particular tick is something they do, and I'll accept it.
This might not make sense, and I'm fine if that's how this ends, because not everyone understands everything.
My use of long con has to do with the idea of a literal long con, I get to know people, form friendships and then, once my dastardly deed is done, I disappear. That is my exact example above, learning things I don't want to know. My deed might never get completed, if I have to leave due to hate of the players.
Also, while everything up till this point has been well-minded, I take offense at the fact that it seems as though you're saying I'm not well equip enough to run a game, as though it's some trusted order. Like my research has found, no one's been running things to join, so I find that distrust miss-founded.
I've already received two applications to join the game, both of which met my scant requirements, so I assume it's not as bad as you gleen. Additionally, I do have a setting, one which I'll share to my potential players when the time comes.
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>>22851235
>no one's been running things to join,
That's a lie. No one is running a game I'm interested in joining, or hasn't responded after a week, roughly.
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>>22851235
>Additionally, I do have a setting, one which I'll share to my potential players when the time comes.
I don't really see a reason to hold it back. Just dump the basics of it on the profile.
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>>22851235
You know, you're doing a really bad job of making yourself the kind of person people would want to game with or under...

>I take offense at the fact that it seems as though you're saying I'm not well equip enough to run a game, as though it's some trusted order.
It is. And I fail to see why it's "misfounded".

Two thirsty players means nothing. It doesn't tell me whether or not you can run a game. It doesn't tell me whether I'd want to play in your game. "I want to run a game" isn't enough, and neither is "I'll tell you the setting once I have players". After all, what happens when you get your players and it turns out they all hate your setting and game idea?

And, as has been brought up already, what happens if you get players who meet your weird application requirements and then it turns out two sessions in that you fucking hate them? I mean, I'm pretty sure I could send in an application that would pass your inspection, but then when you actually gamed with me I'd piss you right the fuck off.

I worry about your ability to run a game because with every new post you're giving me the impression that you're not capable of running a game.
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>>22851235
On the other hand, playing with people kinda is like moving in with them - any of those flaws may well come out later.

>Additionally, I do have a setting, one which I'll share to my potential players when the time comes.
Don't really see a reason to hold it back, just dump the basics on the profile.

>>22851378
Dude you're really overharshing on them.

>but then when you actually gamed with me I'd piss you right the fuck off.
yea that tends to happen with you :V
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>>22851378
In your opinion.

I appologize that you think I'm encroaching on some sort of sacred ground, I really do.

Perhaps later on you'll change your mind or even be interested in playing. Until then, I don't see you changing your mind by anything I say, as you seem to be unwilling to bend.

Night.

>>22851401
True enough I suppose. But I've had numerous roomates over time and I feel secure enough in my experiences to say what I have.

> just dump the basics on the profile.
That's exactly what I was going to do. I must have worded it way too wrong, It's more about finishing the profile in a separate doc and transferring it over, f-list code is something new.
{Plus I keep dirty notes}
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>>22851637
I don't think you're encroaching on anything. I just think you're going about this the entirely wrong way, and I doubt it's going to leave anyone satisfied.

>>22851401
>yea that tends to happen with you :V
Exactly what he should be worried about.
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Is such thing as black vagina even a thing on f-list? Wherever i see a profile with pics of a black chick in it it's always a shemale. Is there some kind of law that prevents black characters from not having dicks or what?
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>>22852173
They're pretty damned rare, but not unheard-of. Sadly, black characters are usually fodder for BBC schticks.
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>>22852173
Its mostly reserved for brown elfs.
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>>22852289
Everybody loves brown elves.
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>I might actually do a scene
I might actually do a scene.
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>>22852300
And I'm picking up a scene I put on pause months ago. Miracles be.
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>>22852302
Which one are you?
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>>22852332
It involves sneks, crimson-haired cuties that got into a bit more than they expected, and lavish outdoor parties.
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Will wonders never cease. I actually found a nice, new partner who's dtf and super fun and we actually had a nice long session.

Time for a shuffling of the regulars.
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>Good profile
>Shitty player

I suppose I should just find a good player and make them do the RP I want, shouldn't I?

>tfw rereading Naruto of all things because I wanted to have a hardcore, longterm naruko RP
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