MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Wow look at this brand new thread. I'm totally incapable of sleeping right now so let's use it!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08u0FTUcdH2

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

------------

REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Taking musical requests.

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German guy from last thread - It's 3 am and I'm still wide awake and ready to voice stuff. Answering questions or reading scripts.

>>22639331
do you take requests?

>>22639399
Sure, I guess.

>>22639405
i don't wanna scare you off tbh.. you said you were new
>>22636550

>>22639437
Well I'm new to these threads sure, but not to that kind of thing. Let me cook something up. Shouldn't take too long.

M or F? Keeping it neutral is hard.

>>22639445
female.

I've always been curious about joining these threads, but I'm really self-conscious and I don't like my voice. Any ideas on how to start out small?

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>>22639450
http://chirb.it/DaMOyb
Pls don't kill me through the internet.

>>22639555
hnng
if only it was longer

>>22639626
T-Thanks. I've done a few JOIs for some female friends but doing this sort of thing to complete strangers is kinda hard. When you know someone and know what they're into, I can write pages of scripts without much problem.

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Crow Establishing!

My Chirbit
http://www.chirbit.com/MSACrow

Things people have liked:

A Kiss to Build a Dream On
http://chirb.it/tO02dF

Teasing
http://chirb.it/ppE4gv

Dom Fuck
http://chirb.it/5PN356

Nude Life Drawing Model, Fucked Hard
http://chirb.it/LcrKFI


Recent stuff:

An evening with my pet
http://chirb.it/p3znE9

Improv based on a female script
http://chirb.it/JyeNac

Fucked & Spanked at the Party
http://chirb.it/16E3Fg

Demon Fuck
http://chirb.it/4zv083


>>22639437
also for you
http://chirb.it/zOmJ7L

No one has tried to run me out of the tread yet, so I'll keep showing up until people do. As always, I'm open to requests/questions/critiques/ect. Or, feel free to shoot me an email if you'd rather

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>>22639642
i-is that an invitation

>>22639651
never leave u beautiful bird. listening now

>>22639128
I wanna try this when I get alone in my house, is it so hard? I really wanna try. Just count till cumming? I think I'm gonna cum no 90 lol

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>>22639657
Sure, I've got way too much free time on my hands anyway and want to improve a lot.

>>22639685
ok how i contact

>>22639688
I'm on skype most of the time. Tough keep the time difference in mind. [email protected]

>>22639664
I don't plan on running off anytime soon :3

>>22639692
>[email protected]
i.. think? i emailed you/added you?
dunno.

Dizzy reporting in, how's everybody?

Chirbit:

http://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks

Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:

http://chirb.it/Ih9Kge

Fapping:

http://chirb.it/PIJx61

Nerdy Stuttery Guy Jacking Off:

http://chirb.it/04e3LH

Shlicking Instructions (I feel as though I could have done better with this one):

http://chirb.it/3dJs8f

>>22639768
can i try to prod everyone into doing my request? i shall try >:U
>>22636550
pls

>>22639781

I don't know if I can do that one!

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-IX- establishing. Improv Master, Dominator, your submissive expert...

Listed below are a few of my latest:

"I dominate and then rape my secretary...getting PUSSY on Company Time!"
COLLAB with the fine FSA femme fatale, Harley ;)
[contains:SFX, female voice, dom,rape,duct tape, handcuffs, creampie that pussy]

http://chirb.it/gOLt1K

"Taking my babygirl to the movies on Daddy Daughter Date night."
[Contains: Babygirl, SFX,lewdness ;)]

http://chirb.it/I5KDkC

"Daddies home Jules...oh yeah, can I be your boyfriend?"

http://chirb.it/MmdahM
>love how chirb.it even says it's M-DOM lol
[contains: babygirl, dom, creampie]

;)

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>>22639788

>>22639809

I just don't think I'm good at sounding rapey ;-;

>>22639816
ultimate sadness
if u can do sadistic/sinister that would be definitely sufficient

>>22639844

Now I feel bad ;_;

>>22639847
shhh no don't feel bad because you can't do a thing
:u i've already had the request filled twice i just wanna hear dem purrty voices

>>22639850

Well, I'm sure the rest of the guys would be more than happy to fulfill your request :)

Hello MSA :3

>>22640020
hellow anon :D

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>>22639555
http://chirb.it/6sDsvp

Expanded the script a bit. Hope you guys/girls enjoy it.

>>22640035
hi crow

>>22640043
A-am I allowed to add you on skype and voice chat with you. Your voice is so pretty <3-<3

>>22640051
Sure. But try my actual Skypename: jean_luc4

>>22639768
You sound hot as all fuck. We should record something together. ; D

>>22640143

Thank you very much :D

Sounds fine by me :)

>>22640157
Maybe we can start by adding each other somewhere.

Skype: deathinbloom

Never done this before, but my voice is pretty deep. My recording equipment is shitty.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ivafrFYh0N

>>22640180

Alright, sent :3

New thread, page 8, not allowed. Bumping it!

Let me just step in with my weeaboo trash here and ask for literally anyone who feels like it to give me an internal monologue of someone who is currently molesting the chubby schoolgirl waifu of their dreams on the morning train.

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>>22640051
Oh god someone send help, I'm on skpe with this girl and she's super tsundere and creepy. What did I do. I fucked up guys. Pls advice.

>>22641690
Just block her?

>>22641690
Quick, ask her if you can fuck her in the missionary position.

>>22641717
>>22641693
Now she's making farting noises and it makes my dick hard. Guys I'm scared.

>>22641720
You should obviously copulate with this human female. She sounds like a prime example of the species.

>>22641724
0:)

Destrado establishing.

https://clyp.it/user/okheglvh

I'm new here.

>>22641756
also taking requests in thread and privately at [email protected]

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I don't know what I am doing.
https://clyp.it/efurvzu4

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>>22641329
http://chirb.it/baLKD6

Now with cropped train ambient sound.

>>22641756
nice voice, nice profile pic. Is it from a graphic novel?

>>22642095
. . .
PLEASE DON'T STOP.

>>22642107
Thank you, kindly. It's One Piece fan art, if I can recall. I've had it saved for ages.

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>>22642116
But anon, you're always supposed to stop when it's the most fun.

Am I even allowed to post Nazi-Boatgirls?

Taking more requests until the crazy woman calls me again.

Crow is here, did another break in molestation thing
http://chirb.it/kq2Aeh

also taking requests

>>22642316
heheh <3
>>22641756
>>22641778
hi hello please do >>22639781

>>22642384
<3

>>22642384
You know what? I'll do it. Expect something tonight once I am free. I have a great idea for an improv.

>>22642494
life is good
>>22642493
crow best bird

Since I'm a newfag, I pretty much answered all questions. Turns out it's almost 30 mins long. Enjoy.

http://chirb.it/GGGMye

bumping http://vocaroo.com/i/s098vyxSn5Uy

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>>22639546
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Most do these. Or you can do a request that's posted here so far.

>>22639546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bzrbz8gBBb
Questions should be in the 1st few posts

Also another little ramble because i'm wondering who else i could talk to
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UktUPlphhT
Also FML (if it's the right way to say Fuck my life)

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>>22642547
Still taking requests. I've slept for like 3 and half hours and it's slowly getting to me. Pls give me work so I'll stay awake.

Crow bumping on mobile

so im a new fag and im pretty nervous doing something like this so yeah... pls be gentle anons

yeah hope u all enjoy it xD

http://chirb.it/dJ9end

>>22644515
You have a very lovely accent. I like the way you talk.

>>22644515
I agree with >>22644763

Yum!

>>22644763
>>22644810

naw, thaanks ^_^

>>22642494
a-are u alive

>>22644515
you sound so cute and shy~

>>22645279
yes, i exist. working for a bit longer and i'll get it to you once i'm off shift.

-destrado

>>22645279
https://clyp.it/l5suazkv
you may need to adjust your volume, my mic is wonky. i hope you like it.

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hi, guys, Tasm here.

here's my chirbit

http://www.chirbit.com/tasm

I'm thinking about doing a quick recording about my interesting weekend + night tonight but let me know if you've got anything else for me!

>>22646283
>https://clyp.it/l5suazkv
And now, how does the story end?

>>22646283
audio was fine and that was very cute
I will say that I kept waiting for it to get lewd

>>22646312
as a matter of fact >>22626550
heheheh

>>22646409
>>22646390

i may have to do a follow up then, if there's interest! but for now, suspense.

taking requests all night, since i can't sleep.
-destrado

>>22639331
please record anything in german, i beg of you. don't ask me, just record it

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>>22646648
http://chirb.it/d437Cn

Rainer Maria Rilke - Oh gäbs doch Sterne die nicht bleichen in case you were wondering.

I can sing and play acoustic guitar for ya'll if ya want. I don't have anything off hand that I have recorded but I'll take requests. Anything that can easily be played on an acoustic guitar and sung in a mid range tenor voice.

>>22646725
>http://chirb.it/d437Cn

danke <3
Kann ich mehr haben bitte?

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>>22646761
http://chirb.it/rDcmsv

Das Karussell from Rilke. Got anything more specific? Should I translate something and say it softly in german for you?

sorry MSA, I'm going to be mostly absent for awhile. work is nutsoid atm and there are too many pots on my stove. I may drop a thing from time to time, but I'm going to be largely absent. Hang tight and carry on!

-Midnight Rambler

Aaaaaaand the third home invasion audio.
http://chirb.it/Hd1f1q

>>22647047
Its cool rambler, life comes first

I've got till late afternoon for requests

Guys I look and sound like a cinnamon roll but I panic when people touch me... Especially peoole behind me. Requesting reminders that don't come out like "P-please please don't touch me..." Can either be "don't touch that, that's my cinnamon roll," or "It's not a good idea to manhandle the cinnamon roll because there's a 25% chance she will manhandle you back."

Hey guys. Male voice dude here, guess I'll call myself Phatman G because I can. Open to requests but I'm not too sure on doing explicitly sexual things at first [never done it before] but I love doing voice acting, reading poetry, speeches, lyrics, random shit, whatever in different accents, impressions, characters, etc. Let me know if ya need anything!

-Phatman G

>>22647496
heeeeeere you go
http://chirb.it/7ptFAd

mmmmmmm cinnamon rolls

bumping in hope of requests.

>>22648004
Your ID doesn't match anyone.
New or did your ID change?

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This thread is dead as fuck. All the cute girls are gone.

http://chirb.it/B9Mfqx

The Major from Hellsing Ultimate.

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Evening all, I've just had a go at 'My Pet':
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06yenIprPzG

I was Ribbit in the last thread but my croaky cold voice is pretty much gone so I don't know whether to keep the name thing anymore

>>22648483
That was vundabar. Do you like the name? If no, change it.

http://chirb.it/0kwHEz

Silent Hill fans might appreciate this.

>>22648617
Is that moonlight sonata? Nice choice for the atmosphere

More questions from the pastebin answered.
http://chirb.it/6h8215
I have no shame.

I'll throw out a request, for people with sensitive mics that can pick this stuff up.

Anyone willing to get undressed fully naked over mic and describe what you're taking off? Maybe get ready into something else?

>>22648809
I can turn my mic up and give it a go when I get home from work. Gonna be a few hours though.

-Crow on mobile

>>22648483
*swoon*

>>22644515
this is me again, just felt like doing sumthing so i did the 100-1 challenge and yeah... hope its alright

http://chirb.it/M1eNIK

>>22648809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bGVeGyzq0b
Had to turn off all the filtering my sound card does, and it's probably not quite as lewd as what you're after but there you are, anon

>>22646312

If you're not smart enough to think of these yourself, you shouldn't be handling dangerous material.

Bummmppppp
Page 9.

>>22646806
>http://chirb.it/rDcmsv

Vielen Dank

I'd rather you speak normally, I don't care for softness. I don't have anything specific, I just enjoy hearing german men speak. I would love anything you recorded :)

don't really know if this is sexy... but i played some tears for fears for you guys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03rKkKjwDMV

>>22651519
amazing! thank you for this good-night-song :)

>>22648809
Like I promised>>22648862

here you are http://chirb.it/wsF9Ng

Me just messing around with different tunes, whisper singing:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kmu5BCV2R1

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>>22641329
>internal monologue of someone who is currently molesting the chubby schoolgirl waifu of their dreams on the morning train.
http://chirb.it/eJxtgP

>>22648809
>Anyone willing to get undressed fully naked over mic and describe what you're taking off? Maybe get ready into something else?
http://chirb.it/r1dtmL

definitely needs more cute stuff~

>>22652599
Like what? I could do a cute thing or two.

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>>22652648
o i dont know !!!
like bedtime stories or telling me how cute and precious i am, duh~

>>22652659
I could improv something for ya sometime today. :)

>>22652662
sure if youre bored or whatever~

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>>22652659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ISLkiauHy

>>22652698
aw that was precious~
thanks so much i adored it !!!!!
deff have my blankies ready to go!

>>22651519
>tears for fears
>not mad world
you... you get a gold star. pls marry me <3_<3

morning MSA :D

>>22651519
searched everywhere, but dont find the piano version you played. Do you have that downloadable somewhere? Please, pretty please?

>>22652662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EoYejJdTSi

For those who are brave, this is one of my hypnosis files. It's meant for female identifying subjects, so guys, you might not want to listen. It's made to turn you into an obedient slave dog. Listen, enjoy, and heck.. you just might like it.

http://www98.zippyshare.com/v/krnBTKY3/file.html

>>22651519
Where did you go, wonderful man?

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Hello again, MSA!

Jammer Lammy again looking for more Garrus voice, or any monster/alien vocal filters. No script this time, just moaning.

I'd like to imagine walking in on Garrus and instead of interrupting him...you know. Or even imagine the sounds he'd make if I was sucking him off.

>>22651555
>>22652724

Thank you so much. I try. Normally, I'd post under my own name, but that recording was literally a rough demo for a fully produced version that I'll probably have done around Christmas. I'm not suuuuper proud of it, but it works.

>>22653017
Like, are you looking for the sheet music, or just the audio of the piano part?
It's my own arrangement that I made up this past spring. It changes from time to time - some of the piano fills are improvised, and I'm still working out how to make certain sections sound better...

If you would like a piano-only recording, or want to know the chord structure or anything - send me an email: [email protected] - in fact, anybody that's interested in my music, send me a message there, and I'll get back to you when I have more stuff recorded. In the meantime, I'm going to try to post more recordings here.

>>22653484
I'm right here!

Thanks a lot for the compliments. I'm participating in a battle of the bands contest as a solo performer this Saturday, and Everybody Wants to Rule the World is one of the songs I'm doing. I'm glad you guys liked it!

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Luger here, remember that weird girl that was super tsundere and made farting noises? Turns out she really likes it rough.

A short thing about what happend yesterday... or earlier today I guess, I dunno. 10/10 - It was okay.

http://chirb.it/2wDNqf

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>>22654748
>Thinking about sexual intercourse with Xeno filth

By the Emperor, how heretical.

I just would like conversational talk with accents ( I'm American...so anything other than American accents would be rad.)

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>>22654979
Well, I'm german and I got nothing to do. You got skype? If so see >>22640059

>>22654979
http://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit
I'm up for talks now and then

>>22655010
Are you into star trek??
>>22655012
Thank you! Very dreamy.

>>22655038
TOS? Yes, Kirk is fucking awesome. TNG? Loved it. DS9? Way too stationary for me, too much Bayor/Kardassian conflict. Not really interesting. VOY? Mixed feelings. I love the setting and the premise, but some characters are bland ripoffs of more popular characters. Janeway is mostly a good Captain but does some mean shit though. Also The Doctor is probably my most favourite character.

>implying anyone watched the Cpt. Archer shit
>implying any movie after Generations was good

I guess you can say I do.

>>22655052
I attempted to Skype you...now I feel rejected.oiy.

>>22655076
There was a ton of background noise and I didn't even hear you. It was weird as fuck ;~;

>>22654778
Yes, go for it! And I meant the whole song with your different arrangement and...voice ;) I have heard a lot of spinoffs, but this one stood out. So I just would like to add it to my playlist. Will write you :)

>>22651969
>whimpering noise

bump cause reasons

>>22656283
hehe I take it you enjoyed it then?

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Momo-aniki, just stopping for a post workout check-in. Considering doing a request or two.
Staying toward sweet things and rambles for my brief visit.

For those that don't know or remember my voice:
chirbit.com/m0m0/

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You bigoted, transphobic slurs aren't going to fucking fly here.

I love you, PC Principal!

http://chirb.it/t1d3h6

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Sorry for the quality, but it is all explained inside, my mic is broken
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14aHuKjX9SZ

>>22657692
I've missed you.

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Hey there!
29 yo French male living in Australia here, just got up, feeling like sharing my weird accent.
Or speak in French, whatever you like.
Anything you'd like me to read?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s11TC1Bu14Bd

>>22655012
wheww ok pls do home invasion molestation please and thanks damn that is some deliciously deep voice

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Would appear that is it for my stay.

>>22659421
Aw. Thanks, Anon.

Might check back Friday. We'll see if the mood strikes.

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>>22660173
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11TC1Bu14Bd

Oh, I like your voice! You just seem so fun to hang out with!!

>>22660546
Just don't leave for so long again.

>>22654864
>tfw when you have a major thing for voices
>tfw you never thought German accents were sexy before
>tfw Luger starts talking and you're happy you finally found someone with a sexy voice
>tfw he talks about doing being Dom and it turns you on
>I'm crying guys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3vYiXLfMF

Male voice sample, is there any reading that people want?

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>>22661625
dibs i want you youre mine im taking you
your voice is great

can you please read just a few lines of this transcript

http://erinptah.com/NightValeTranscripts.html#ep1

>>22661589
Why are you so lame get out

>>22661625
You have a really nice voice. Could you do some super dominant masturbation instructions or a super sweet bedtime story or goodnight or something like that? Please and thank you :3

>>22661642

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FcUYRQziip

Here! I hope this is okay! Thank you for the kind words.

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>>22661708
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FcUYRQziip

thank you thank you!
very cute voice. do you have skype? :3

>>22661825

I do!

theshampine

Im bored and sleepy, this was super hard to get recorded and I think vocaroo has bad quality or something idk :( I give up though, heres the best I've got, I'll take requests not for piano songs (unless you want more of what I already know) but of voice stuff. I'm not much of a Dom, I'm pretty timid to be honest so... Yeah. Enjoy the piano song and if you have any suggestions about how to get a better quality recording let me know!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYcXhdR8hk

>>22661642
Dude welcome to nightvale is the BEEES KNEEEEES. I'm on like episode 20 something! No spoilers, but holy shit carlos is bae!

>>22661922
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYcXhdR8hk
beautiful.

>>22661941
Thanks! I think the quality might be better if I just let it hear the piano and don't talk or vis-a-versa :( I wish I could get both in without it sounding so crappy.

here's a ramble: https://clyp.it/bqoo1z3b

cute thing: https://clyp.it/zldpadxb

i'll be around for a few more hours if anyone's got requests.

- destrado

>>22661954
Ive heard worse (qualitywise)

>>22661959
@___@ thats good to hear, I guess I have high standards for myself.

>>22641778
also this, for the shy / those who want one-on-one stuff.

>>22661625
Yes, yes, I'd like to hear whatever you wanna post.

>>22661958
>https://clyp.it/zldpadxb
hope this day turns out good for you. and a new mic doesnt have to cost a fortune...Invest in yourself :)

>>22661993
I'd just like a good one that lasts and I'm tired of the one I have. bleh

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>>22661589
You know, I did some fappy sessions as well. I just prefer to not post them here for reasons. Look them up on my chirbit profile.

Here's a short little sweet talk I did, maybe someone will enjoy it.

http://chirb.it/JJ1vre

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knee-deep in college exams, but fug it. thatarabdude establishing, I do stuff on occasion and have been told that I don't sound too bad. I have Harley's two scripts in the oven ( I haven't forgotten), and hopefully will do them by tomorrow.

Intense crush ramble:
http://chirb.it/0EPt70

Daddy's Girl get's owned by teacher:
http://chirb.it/HDFb7H

free-styling daddy/lg:
http://chirb.it/eC9zvG
(only one to top 100 listens)


Layla (acoustic version)
http://chirb.it/84k1hy

Arabic poem (I like variety okay stop judging jeebus)
http://chirb.it/N23DFD

I'm pissed off because that stray cat doesn't like me and frankly it's damaging my self esteem
https://clyp.it/brl2hfcb

>>22663787
Woot! I didn't think you forgot. Take your time, I'm patient.

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Bump for requests. Had a good day today, hung out with friends and then I worked like an idiot during my vacation.

In the mood to hatefuck my female boss.

>mfw

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>>22654748
Still hoping anyone might be interested ~^_^~

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Hey guys! Kinda new, kinda not. Here to post the questions for MSA. Think I answered everything for the most part, but anyway, let me know if you want me to try anything. Again, sorry for the audio quality. Apologized in the actual audio. Don't have great equipment.

Questions: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fw6HBnSC9x

>>22665562
name suggestion: madmud :)

>>22666023
Haha its catchy. Why madmud?

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i can do sexy but you've prolly heard it all before

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I like Andrew Ryan. He's fun.

http://chirb.it/p1tPfG

Listen to my Chirbit, would you kindly?

>>22666426
You have an amazing american accent!

>>22666193
you said you are mud....cause of the mixture....so I instantly had a picture in my head...and it was not mad max, it was madmud :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06asxs6cO1G Sorry for the slight static noise, I really didn't feel like messing with the mic settings.

>>22666682
Haha oooh, okay. I meant mutt. Sorry. Messed up a bit. At least I had you to sit through that shitty quality. Thanks for that!

>>22668073
sure, I like rambles, if they entertain me with distracting from a bad day. Thank you for that. (and I am not a native speaker, so therfor confused :)

Crow here, bumpin it

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>>22660546
Well, it seems as if it is time to try this once again. Not accepting smut right now. It must first be earned. Fleshed out requests with superior and verbose diction being the key.

As a loquacious word-whore, wrapping lips around succulent prose is an indulgence.
Dull and succinct scripts harbour no enjoyment. What others might call garrulous and meandering are delicacies to relish.


Mm. Can't you make me your word-whore, MSA? Or are you just not up to the challenge these days?


>>22661442
Mm. That is going to be the case. However, petitions can be sent via PM on chirbit.

>>22663787
youre my favourite

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I bet some sluts here enjoy a bit of humiliation. Nothing too sexual, I guess. Improv script.

http://chirb.it/OI8ws1

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Everyone I like has abandoned me.

Lonesome Luger.

>mfw

>>22670357

Well, the answer is to spec who you like, and hopefully they're lurking.

>>22668680
I love it when you talk fancy. It's sexy.

>>22670367
>Well, the answer is to spec who you like
>spec who you like

I... what?

>>22670547
Apologies, I'm rather thoroughly drunk so just saw your post and assumed that you were a consumer of the products of MSA rather than a contributor (the whole double checking of ID's being beyond my drunk self until after posting).

Apologies once again.

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>>22670670
Don't drink and drive bro. Wouldn't want you to get hurt.

I find it funny how no one has mentioned my anime avatars yet.

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>>22668680
You have my attention.

I'll make a proper request after I have time to compose it.

alright, finally free. bumping till I get stuff done cause IT'S ON PAGE 9 GUYS WHAT COME ON

for real though page 9 damn

>>22672462
Egypt can't even save their own economy, what makes you think you're going to save a 4chan thread?

:^)

>>22664781
Sorry for the delay, but finally:

I want you:
http://chirb.it/pNDaO3

I need you:
http://chirb.it/IvsDk6

>>22668700
<3

If you want me to do anything for you I'm more than happy of course

also, stop, you're making me blush and red doesn't go well with light brown

>>22673018
my slow wit and off-beat humor will do that for me :^)

Also go to sleep Frazier

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C-Could someone say this, pretty please?
>Listen, cunt. The only way you're getting this cock is if you beg for it, like the pathetic piece of garbage you know you are.
> <pause> No, that's not good enough. <slap> Try again. <pause> <sigh> You're fucking pathetic, you know that? No, of course I'm not going to touch you. Just get out of my sight.

>>22673816
Luger here, here you go, you pathetic loser.
http://chirb.it/69Is6f

Finally some requests.

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>>22673908
Hnnnnnnng
Thank you

>>22673816
extra mad voice

http://chirb.it/aa4GAr

>>22674015
I really like your mad voice tbh
brb listening to everything on your chirbit

>>22674068
I'm glad you do, thank you tom waits.

I don't know how much mad voice is on there, so if you (or anyone else for that matter) wants to hear something in that voice, or any other voice, requests are always welcome and encouraged.

Here's some frisky lewdness I recorded last night. Not much else to say about it really
http://chirb.it/2OvhMN

Crow

Luger here, bumping the thread with some scripts from the OP:

Super-villain marriage proposal: http://chirb.it/4xJFCx

My little pet: http://chirb.it/Gv9mze

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MSA going slow again. I... enjoyed myself a bit.
NSFW!

http://chirb.it/pEMzh7

Crow again, I had been thinking about re-recording this for a little while, and I finally just got around to doing it.

My Pet, V2
http://chirb.it/wzyLp2

page 8 on a saturday night? sounds like bump country to me

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>>22671423
Seems as if my return to the ether is on hold for a few days. Looking forward to the script.


Given as I'm already here:
>>22673816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CrD8ld9P00
[Dom, Humiliation, short]

Audio fidelity could be better. Hope it sufficiently meets with your expectations.

>>22674775
That was really, really enjoyable to listen to.

>>22673816
How on earth did I miss this?

http://chirb.it/J64cAm

>>22674775
>http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
You're making me miss Germany a whole hell of a lot, man.

wake up msa, or I'mma poke you with a stick

>>22678164

Hey, that's our job.

Ya know, pokin things with sticks and what-not.

>>22678460
I do my share of poking too, ya know. One of the great pastimes of my people.

H-H-HELLO I'M PLANNING A LONG FAP SESSION AND I NEED SOMETHING TO FAP TO BUT I'M SHY HALP

>>22674775
You're from Germany? Damn, you have a really nice accent dude, doesn't sound german to me at all!

>>22678618
>long fap session

say, 20 minutes? cause


http://chirb.it/90xII7

Any request in french / french accent?

>>22678657
Good evening, sexy.

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>>22678626
What kind of accent do I have then? Some say I do, some say I don't. Guess it's somewhere in the middle.

Anyway, I got some other fappy sessions on my chirbit as well.

>>22678679
sup, gonna check my shit once I get back, but I checked the thread before I left!

>>22678685
I don't know, dutch maybe or swedish.
Jedenfalls nicht deutsch. Schöne Stimme hast du da.

>>22678690
>implying msa is higher on the priorities list
I see how it is. Kos omok ya sharmota. :>

Haha it's no big deal, I just saw you responded here literally the second I opened the thread so I had the urge to fuck with you.

Would anyone be willing to do a clip of a boss being dominant over a female coworker?

These threads are the best. <3

>>22678767
Only to get sued for sexual harassment by HR? No thank you.

>>22678767
how explicit you want it? Fucking, groping, just force her into head?

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Be wise now, ye anons, be admonished ye judges of the chirbits. Serve the LORD in fear and rejoice in trembling.

http://chirb.it/s2ay3z

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yfyJXzHIyT

Have a sleepy aimless ramble thread.

http://chirb.it/8B3kys

-Midnight Rambler

>>22679200
>tfw pastafarian
M'kay.

>>22678767
Took some initiative and liberties, hope you enjoy.

http://chirb.it/f5kcF6

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>>22679446
>being a filthy heretic

Enjoy burning in the deepest tombs in the City of Dis.

Everyone knows this is a Christian Image Board.
http://chirb.it/wmE7E1

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>>22679697
I'll enjoy a beer volcano and stripper factory thank you :^P

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>>22679714
"For the time already past is sufficient for you to have carried out the desire of the Gentiles, having pursued a course of sensuality, lusts, drunkenness, carousing, drinking parties and abominable idolatries. In all this, they are surprised that you do not run with them into the same excesses of dissipation, and they malign you; but they will give account to Him who is ready to judge the living and the dead. For the gospel has for this purpose been preached even to those who are dead, that though they are judged in the flesh as men, they may live in the spirit according to the will of God."
- 1 Peter 4

>>22679776
Look man, I couldn't care less. Your beliefs are your own and all that. Maybe preaching at me isn't the best way to draw people into the thread?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDmBnhsoxj

=W=

>>22678723
>omok
>sharmota

plebspeak :^)

>I had the urge to fuck with you
when do you not breh

>>22679399
uhh just wondering, are you Korean?

>>22679697
>>22679200
>>22679776
I can't tell if you're trolling or not...

>>22679399
Hey, I know what it's like to be so tired you behave like you're drunk. Sorry!

>>22680931

Nope. Murrican.

>>22680988

This is life. Life is drunk. Drunk is sleep. Sleep is life.

>>22679446

Thank you! Sorry my message vague and poorly written. I swear I shouldn't type anything before noon.

Always been kinda interested in posting here. So I did the pet track. Didn't give it much thought, Just did it and ignored the absolutely awful grammar of the script.

https://soundcloud.com/user-84196767/soc

>>22681637
You're more than welcome sweetie. I just like to make it as good as I can :)

-Crow on mobile

(Crow, home now)

Bumping from 7, lets get some requests going

Are you sure you're feeling alright? Your heart rate is a little elevated...

Just bumping with some silliness.

But you know something... he's got a point there at the end.

https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A

bumping from the ninth

Damnit msa, get up off the ninth page! And stay off it.

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I shall bump with a fap!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gFUNllL6sa

-noname

>>22685799
what the....? Damn that was hot. wish to hear your voice...

Someone sing drake pls

>>22686227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1co3AAaAj9q

>>22686471
Dat voice

>>22686496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07jPAzAXpka

>>22686557
<3_<3

>>22686471
what you thought while doing these naughty things...

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>>22686593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zytMvp6qqL

>>22686665
this thread suddenly became interesting.... there are so many ways a panty can expose or protect you in these situations....it is like its own language based on the geography of the body.......*delicious growl*

>>22686665
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gFUNllL6sa
do you also ....own.... a profile somewhere? gwa or chirbit? ;)

>>22687494
I sure do lol.

https://soundgasm.net/u/noname

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qzZojAGRno

>>22687522
silly me, hi ;) a voice to remember....mr.gwa, master of fantasies and interviews....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WUjNkBKrZn

>>22687667
>mr.gwa, master of fantasies and interviews....

hahaha mr. gwa

Bumping it from page 8

Hey Fags and Faggettes, Norb here. Taking requests by email. [email protected]

Bump from 10

>>22691322
And for the purposes of bumping with content for once, have a bit of a ramble.

http://chirb.it/s3D5nL

-Helion

Bump

Here's part of The White Ship, by H.P. Lovecraft. I'll post the rest if there's interest.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nj52BDWNGn

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Someone please make a link for me!?
Talk dirty to a naughty bunny so i can play with myself to it tonight?

This isn't sexy, but it's the only vocaroo thread right now.

SpongeBob impressions I'm workshopping:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sb2wIhouoL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RnwF6sn2KQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ykX0ctu8Ym

>>22693297
Can we be friends pls

>>22693347
Why?

>>22693368
Sponge bob

>>22693372
Pre-2004, right?

>>22693889
Of course

......... I need to visit these threads more often....

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>>22660295
>home invasion molestation
http://chirb.it/fG4pr4
If u didn't like that, there are lotsa scripts to choose from here.
http://pastebin.com/u3fB4HJa

>>22692803
http://chirb.it/cJDhqk
https://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?url=bedroom-talk-04-naughty-girl

Will this suffice?

>>22678685
You do have a German accent, just very faded. Some words you say sound almost British, and some are very German.

>>22686665
God damn...

/r/ mean and abusive teasing

>>22639555
AMAZING

Bedtime bump

>>22686465
bumping and will do dis tomorrow, any specific songs?

>>22696452
Nope! Anything by him. Doesn't even have to be the entirety of it

>>22697059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GZtNM1X5Uf

first time doing anything like this. i aint good, but i like drake so here ya go.

>>22697142
Haha this is cute

>>22697349
yea, not too good, i know, haha.

>>22697363
No no I like it a lot!

>>22697368
i listen to more gambino than anything though haha

>>22697383
Same. I sing to people and then i rap childish gambino. Probably the most confused they'll ever be ha

>>22697388
got snapchat? i'm about to go out but you can get the snapchats of me singing while driving haha

>>22694107
Here are some more of my spongebob voices from voice messages I've left friends

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dsbsHLtUnp

>>22697394
Sorry I passed out!
>>22697630
Haha the cough in the first one made me giggle :p

>>22695235
Scripts?

Otherwise
>http://chirb.it/fG4pr4

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BUMMPP

>>22649028
Clipping mic aside, gr88888

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>>22696452
When you're done with that request, please do Tiny Dancer.

Please.

من فضلك

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>>22696452
Page 9. Can't let it die before this nerd covers Tiny Dancer.

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bumpin with a homemade background pic

>>22694365
Sweet Jesus. Requesting more of this, please. I flipped through the scripts and I'm suggesting/requesting any of the following.

Grabbing a domme: http://pastebin.com/iZUnHhdU
Finally caught you: http://pastebin.com/h2Y4ssFS
Stop right there, criminal scum: http://pastebin.com/fcL91ZsX
Of Wizards and Puppies: http://pastebin.com/ggrW3tZn
I have you now, my dear: http://pastebin.com/YTGSwFxH
Hide-and-seek: http://pastebin.com/U4hWLKyn
Pretty much any of these: http://pastebin.com/fjWaeEkn

>>22673033
Ohmygersh I am so sorry I haven't responded to these till now. I was away for a bit.

Much better on these. I mean, I like both sets, but you've definitely made an improvement. Seriously, they are much more natural sounding. Sidenote: I think you almost sound like Vin Diesel. That might just be me coming from The Last Witch Hunter, but I think you do.

Anyways, thank you so much for doing these again! I love them! <3

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This is a TRUE story about a girl named Sally and her crazy mother. Both of them digged me hardcore at the time. I'm telling it in full details here, really (all happened in one day, so I'm talking about how it lead to it too, lol).

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WfBDGlBWnG

Seriously. crazy stuff about dat milf being super jealous of her daughter. Smh

Craziest day of my life.

Crow here kinda bouncing around looking for direction. Anyone have something they'd like to hear?

>Page 8

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Luger here.

Halloween is drawing nearer and the encroaching darkness that summons pumpkins and cute little kids dressed as witches, zombies and heroes alike with it. But be wary, /msa/, for there are always spooky, scary skeletons among the kids, trying to leech off of your delicious candy.

Enjoy the time with your family and friends, /msa/ and give candy to the kids.

http://chirb.it/kGpkE3

Get off of page 8. Bump to the front.

It's very empty in here

>>22704298
>http://chirb.it/2OvhMN
PART TWO WHEN?
please, mister crow, i have a mighty need ;__;

>>22639450
you sound like zevran from dragon age. MY CRUSH.

taking more requests tonight. private requests and one-on-ones at [email protected].

- destrado

>>22705321
luger, please for the love of god record something abusive and sexually demeaning

>>22652724
Oh come on, that is a pretty popular song of theirs
Like if it's not Mad World it's that one

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>>22708029
Like what? I suck mad D at Improv and too busy to write a script.

God rest my soul, I'm actually considering joining into one of these threads.

Recorded the questions for new boys.

https://soundgasm.net/u/Nimius/Questions-for-new-boys

Hopefully it's not too terrible. Never done any kind of audio work before, feels kinda odd! (Using shitty laptop mic instead of headset, 'cuz it's not here).

>>22709520
Join us.

>>22710122
I did, look at the post above!

I've been refreshing the page way too much to see if anybody would respond, though. It's too exciting.
Now the trouble is just finding that subset of like-minded people who likes dick growth and that sort of silliness.

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>>22708029
http://chirb.it/NzE7kk

Do women seriously have rape fantasies? If so... well enjoy getting the crazy Nazi D.

>>22639651
May I request short and mean but long and mean?

>>22710809
>I don't want to fuck a corpse

Wew what a pleb, there is literally nothing wrong with necrofilia desu,

>>22711573
>Wew what a pleb, there is literally nothing wrong with necrofilia desu

Cameron, please. Don't put your dick in dead pigs anymore. It's disgusting.

>>22710264
Takes time! Welcome. I'm looking forward to your contributions

>>22710809
Yep. I have plenty of rape fantacies.

>>22711614
He's a pretty cool guy, I don't care where he sticks his dick as long as he does his job well (or okay, at least).

>>22711564
Of course sweetie. I'm out tonight for all hallows gonna do it and >>22706448 tonight when I get home

>>22710809
>listens all the way through and then loses it
That was unexpected.

>>22712197
I was looking through some of the scripts from the pastebins and while a lot of them are good, some have some really cringeworthy shit in them.

Usually I bother writing my own short scripts and do little mock-ups but ultimately, people want more than that. My scripts are usually like 2-5 minutes long. Then I scrounge through the pastebins and look for something adequate.

But sometimes I can't help it and just have to giggle as well and sometimes I leave stuff like those last 4 seconds in.

Maybe I should take this more serious...

>>22712227
Nah, that was freaking perfect.

I agree though, some of the scripts are a bit cringeworthy at certain bits, but to each their own.
It might just be me. I prefer stuff with a bit more of a loving undertone, even though there might be some rough stuff going on.