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MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

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MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)

Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.

Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite
sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.

Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)

>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!

Previous MSA thread: >>19771962
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VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/

CHIRBIT
http://www.chirbit.com/

PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/

MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
http://pastebin.com/v9d9qf3H

UPDATED SCRIPTS (OLD/NEW)
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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The Everyman establishing.
>Who I am:
http://chirb.it/Asr5P9

>The Everyman's Record Vault:
http://pastebin.com/4KXPr1jy

Now taking requests for the following:
>SFW Shenanigans and poetry
>BFE
>NSFW vanilla
>Yandere
>NSFW [F/m] sub
>NSFW [M/f] dom
>NSFW verbal abuse
>anything else on a case-by-case basis

Some pieces that I'm proud of:
>One Thief in the Marine Corps (true story, so many feels):
http://chirb.it/B2m0gv

>Terra (the true story of my first love):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZnEN8xAJ1p

>Galaxie (the true story of my first car):
http://chirb.it/PO6DNv

>Want You Gone - GladOS (Male)
http://chirb.it/yp8r81

>Baby Got Back - Sir MixAlot
http://chirb.it/yk2yGy

>NSFW - Letter to Mistress (Author unknown)
http://chirb.it/meG4yk

>NSFW - Shlick Instructions - Public Display
http://chirb.it/OkNEEk

>NSFW - The Longest Road Ahead (Script by Eve):
http://chirb.it/4cHMxx

>NSFW - Boot Camp Blowjob:
http://chirb.it/ssN2KM
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Now... let me just start off with a request fulfilled for Fay:
>>19782436
>Okay improv time!
>The setting is you are at a nice fancy restaurant and it is crowded. Your date is shy and squrmy. You are keeping your voice down but teasing her by telling her what you are going to do to her tonight, if you can even wait that long.

And here we have it.
>Restaurant Improv - Shy Date:
http://chirb.it/vHaNeC
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I gotta keep watching out for these new thread pop ups everyday. They just pop in and pop out every few days.
And my bookmarks are flooded with deleted and new threads, darn it.
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>>19782546
It's Soda, by that way.
>tfw you forget to establish
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Ovri here. I'll just post link to my pastebin

Warning: entering LEWD zone, proceed with caution:
Finally caught you - stalker, yandere, dub-con
Of wizards and puppies - petplay, forced bj, slight bondage
I have you now, my dear - rape, mild name-calling, forced impregnation, stalker.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM - slightly vanilla, blowjob, bribe, female initiative
The late night phonecall - late night snugglefuck cuddle session via phone, mix of lewd+vanilla.
Shall we play? - straight shota, b\s wincest, blackmail, teasing, fingering, hidden toys.
Good god, best friend - petplay, submissive male, handjob

NO LEWD ZONE:
On the coldest winter night - vanilla break-up
Hide-and-seek - yandere, obsession, psycho
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 2 - vanilla fluff, continuation (same character as in first)
Goodnight, sweetheart - yandere, abduction, substance, obsession, psycho

http://pastebin.com/u/1sou


Btw, working on new script right now like insane. Fuck, where did all that inspiration come from.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gLS8KufnIS
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Dildo Jones establishing while at work.

http://pastebin.com/YV8MH0kK

I wish I could goof off and go record something in the phone booths but that would probably be frowned upon.
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>>19782718
>Get phone recording app
>Act like talking on phone
>upload
>???
>profit
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>>19782724
+1
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>>19782724
Oh don't get me wrong, I have a recorder on my phone. that's how I record everything, not having a webcam at home. I just can't record a script like I wanna.
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bambi establishing id before work :3
i hope puppy and my bunbun are having as good day!
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Pup-- I mean Aki parkin'.
http://soundgasm.net/u/Aki_

Fuck.

>>19782781
Fabulous day, Bambi. Just woke up and I'm already beating my brother's ass~

It's time for coffee.

>>19782289
>>19782436
>tfw dinner and spoiled by Fay
The only reason I live.
I wanna do da restaurant improv. I need to improv an SOI later anyway, so can I do it? I'ma do it.

Damn, all my colors are taken... Summoning bright yellow ID!
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Purple claiming ID

Thanks to EveryMan for setting up the thread.

Have some content (lewd):

"Verbal Abuse"
http://chirb.it/znhIqO

"The (Long) Road Ahead"
http://chirb.it/KN96BN

"A Nice Night In" [Dom]
http://chirb.it/3wFF2A

"Lazy Day" [Dom][DD/lg]
http://chirb.it/pa0G95

"You Have A Secret"
http://chirb.it/GssPgN

Plus tons of non-lewd white boy rap recordings on my Chirbit:

http://www.chirbit.com/PurpleMSA
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hallo all its Wash here just setting up my Id and throwing out my soundgasm with lots of yummies in it.

http://soundgasm.net/u/wash

~wash
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>>19782934
>It's time for coffee.
How do you like your coffee?
-Eve / Bambi's bunbun
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My amazing voice when I talk to my son

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UlxrjvWd7E
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>>19783149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ALvl6KP7uD
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>>19783173
10/10

Do "My name is Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories."
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>>19783209
I don't drink coffee usually. It's way too bitter for me. The only kind of coffee that I can even tolerate is the kind that's like 90% sugar.
What gets me going in the morning? I have no idea.
I've only technically "gone to bed" once in like the last 3 weeks. My sleeping schedule is beyond fucked up right now. I'm still just passing out randomly for a few hours here and there. That fucking road head script took so much out of me. Lol.
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>>19783284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wo276k1Psd
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xHumFxW5H0

as per request i went out and got a victim.. i can torture her on mic for you.. or would you rather me just pretend i have someone and are torturing them and letting them know it's "for the best" it's up to you.

also idk if the other person that requested i stand over my victim letting them know they should consider themselves lucky that the last thing they see is the person that loves them got the vocaroo but hopefully this will tide you over until i'm out of work and can record..

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FB1nqi5W4R

if the thread 404s before then (which it probably will) i'll ask again and hopefully we're on the same schedule so i can give everyone exactly what they want <3
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>>19783305
I just woke up like an hour and a half ago. I don't know when I fell asleep though.
>This stuff looks like milk, but it's delicious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abX97QPbkyk
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>>19783335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwcc7fsxBZ

>>19783332
turetto :3
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>>19783372
akirameru~ <3
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>>19783410
When are you gonna teach me to be cute/cuhrazy? Apparently chicks eat that up I need to know your secrets so I can make the panties drop when I go overseas. :D
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>>19783372
A few days ago, I wrote a small section for that Rain script when I adapted it for girl on girl.
And I already told you on skype what my next script is about... I'd kind of like to keep it somewhat under wraps so as not to build up any hopes or expectations for the rest of the thread... Even though I already mentioned the title in FSA a couple weeks ago. But I'm slowly working on it. As opposed to not even going near it, like I have been doing for the last month.

>incesty shlick instructions
I could get into that.
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Blanco dun establish'd.
Still alive, nigga.
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I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED THAT SCRIPT.
It's pretty long, I must warn.
AKI-NII THIS IS ALL FOR YOU
I have no idea if you will even like it, but I did promise you a brother script.

"My sweet little sister"
[wincest, fantasy, dragon fucking age, templars and mages, obsession, yandere, dub-con, lewd]
http://pastebin.com/n0brCHB5
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Fay reporting in.

>>19782533
You are too good at this, you know that?
I hope you have a great day at work!
>>19782934
Good afternoon Aki-chan. I like your puke yellow color :P
Get that restaurant script going! I know you can whip something together off the top of your head. Do it and maybe I will show you just how spoiled you are going to be!

>>19782606
/hug

>>19783149
I like my coffee like I like my men.
ground up, in a bucket, and in my freezer.
>>19783209
PS: I am that "she beast" /sip

>>19783332
Ohhhhh fuck yes.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FB1nqi5W4R
Please torture PLUS do lewd things to your victim. I am willing to wait forever. ~<3

>>19783467
<3
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>>19783443
it's actually natural for me haha i'm not exactly acting so much as just saying stuff how i would normally.. but if i had to give tips.. i'd say be completely batshit insane.. but try to hide it under what you understand to be normal emotions... since you havn't experienced them on your own.. you have to mimic what you see that people enjoy.. like sweet talk and stuff.. and since the underlying crazy is already there... no matter how nice you are your underlying overwhelming desire to slit her throat and watch the life drain from her eyes will be prominent and mix in a beautiful dance of psychopathic kawaiiness that no girl can resist. ^-^
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>>19783514
Omg, I'm getting scared just reading this.
That's why I can't listen to your stuff. :(
Love the singing though. <3
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>>19783514
yangire you're so much yangire
mabushiii~
i'll still be admiring you from afar, o-okay?
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>>19783514
Take me now! You are too perfect.
Hnnnnnnnnnngggggg
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>>19783514
*le takes notes*
This nigga... Genius. >:3

>>19783508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GfGxMXf1WC

>>19783498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xgx8tABDOV

>>19783448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ouO5NM2iJ6
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>>19783508
Everyman mobile here. I dunno about too good... I'm just trying to push my own skill limit. I decided to play with stereo effects this time.

Did you listen on headphones or speakers?
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>>19783514
Unnnnfffffffff~ <3

>>19783498
PERFECT! <3

>>19783508
Eyy bby how u doin gurl shooo

>>19783571
You can't have my color mothafucka~
It's FAABULOOUUS
Puke green suits you juuust fine Pupperton. <3
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>>19783372

Bitch i'm so white they call me Dracula

Capatcha trasuo Leibnitz - best of all possible threads
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Man, it is gonna take some practice before I can live up to the insanity baseline in these threads, isn't it?

>shuffles off to work on his sadism
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>>19783571
Can I speak to your dick too? <3
I just agree with him on all points. He should stand up for himself more often. I think we could be best buddies.

And yesss... I'm really looking forward to your recording, Aki-nii~


....and I was just renaming the gif and now can't stop fantasizing about bi-threesome with Fenris yes.
I just can't. Unf.
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>>19783508

>Ground up, in a bucket, and in my freezer

Motherfuckin Fay-very Dahmer
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>>19783623
There are all different styles of depravity. Rambler's is sing-song and cartoonish, like a Batman villain. Mine is frantic. I haven't heard toomuch of the other guys, but you could also do the way-too-calm psycho, the ragey psycho, the lovey-dovey psycho, etc etc etc. You just gotta find a style of crazy that works for your voice and practice practice practice!
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>>19783534
daww no worries.. if you request something i'll try to do it for ya then <3
hybrid rainbow sample (old) - The pillows - flcl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrprMPGM2Z
>>19783537
distance won't save you.. but still well appreciated ^_^
>>19783548
far from it but thank you very much!
>>19783571
lol it took me forever to try to word that properly.. i might record me saying it as a how to thingy just so i don't forget and someone else asks.
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>>19783650

That new guy Snow has been doing a way-too-calm psycho.
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>>19783650
>the lovey-dovey psycho
can I has one?
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>>19783656
Yaaaaaaas, you should. Would be totes amazeballs.

>>19783638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pro3MJEMHY

>>19783622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcEQdVLYFl

>>19783615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iKXny6jbJA
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>>19783650
Yandere-fetishist ahoy.
There are all kinds of creepy, ranging from a stalkerish type to an insane sociopath. Rambler's reminds me of the Mad Hatter, cartoonish and whimsical and all. The frantic type reminds me of someone who has gone past the point of no end, as though they're in complete mania and can't control themselves.

There are also many types of insanity, ranging from mania to depression, to the madness witnessed in children's worlds (that are usually hidden), the plain creepy kind, the ones filled with a grudge, the ones who can't let go, the creepy that seems composed and cold...
You can also make mundane things by saying them in a really creepy fashion.

Am I looking too deeply into this?
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>>19783683
Not even near deeply enough, Soda.

Pls moar.
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>>19783676
Yay, feedback on my cum-hungry drider! <3
Yes, I'm totally gonna do more monstergirls.
Wait for more drider-induced fun on Thursday!

And, yes, nice to meet you, Mr. Cock! Thanks for making Aki listen to my recordings.
And your performances for this thread were quite stunning too!
...this feels awkward.
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... and here I am just wishing I could go home already and re-post my Based Freddy from the last thread.
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>>19783571
I would take you to Antoine's, rack up a $400 bill, then get you drunk at the Penthouse club. Afterwards we would stumble our way back to Hotel Le Richelieu. <3

>>19783608
headphones, always headphones.

>>19783615
I am doing amazing, I got a churro from Costco, mmm.

>>19783642
>:9

>>19783683
Rambler's anything reminds me that I need to change my panties. Dat passion and talent... insane.
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>>19783697
Just a little bit. At least it doesn't have a name...

. . .

Nevermind, it's Norman.

>>19783734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rerf2168S6
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h7bO8KspMU
100-1
~wash
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>>19783749
100-1 HYPE!
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>>19783676

#JuggFinesse

http://chirb.it/P6g0N8

Gucci Mane
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>>19783650
>>19783670
>>19783683
Hmm, thanks for the tips everyone. I guess it never really occurred to me how many ways there are to portray this kind of psycho behavior...which is weird given how many Batman comics I've read.

I'll give it a shot when I get out of work. are there any scripts y'all would like to hear in particular?
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>>19783744
True, and we have to wait till you are 21 anyways in order to have any sort of fun on Bourbon Street.
Go run home to Blanco I don't want you to get in trouble. >:D

Oh by the way, I did a 100-1 I told you about that right?
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>>19783734
How did you like the "lean in and whisper in your left ear" effect? Is it something I should keep doing or stop doing?
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>>19783781

18 to party maaaaaaaan
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>>19783761
this gif is a representation of that 100 to 1
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>>19783790
Uhhh, that was the best part of the whole thing! Do you have 2 microphones or just one?

>>19783793
Not down here boy.
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>>19783796
At least you tried, bruv. Definitely got a chub out of my panties.

>>19783781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ECkMpZmh8G

>>19783764
Bruh. I got somethin fo u. Gimme like another hour after I finish all this shit.
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>>19783808
Just one. I stopped recording after I sat down, then switched to a different track in Audacity. Recorded the whole left-ear part on that track, then adjusted the balance during post. Centering the kiss was a bitch though.
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>mfw i havent been carded in years
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>>19783826
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ECkMpZmh8G
D-do you ever listen to my stuff?
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>>19783831
Rambler has been getting me to use Audacity more and more. I am still so new to it, I feel like I could be doing so much more with it.

>>19783826
Pic related

>>19783836
The day I stop getting carded is the day I start getting depressed.

>>19783840
Oh jesus god I do! me! You are a freaking legend you make it intimidating to post things because yours are so good. /notworthy.
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>>19783744
>>19783781
>implying it's possible for Puppy to leave home when he luvs me this much
man ya'll trippin'
he couldn't leave even if he wanted to!
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>>19783840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HU2xbF65qM

>>19783854
>pic related
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>>19783749
I've been never cheering on someone's fapping so hard in my life.
Like last 15 of counting, I was all "YOU CAN DO IT BOY!", "COME ONE HANG ON IN THERE!"
So close ;__; It was indeed so close ;__;
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>>19783854
I could give you the run-down on what I've learned so far in Audacity... if you'd ever get your damn skype up and running :P
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>>19783868

>Purple hair...

You've got a harem now, Blanco
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>>19783854
:*)
Please don't be intimidated!!
Me, a legend?! Pshh, nooo.

>>19783871
:D Definitely listen to my pitchy songs if you don't already b/c I never put those on my chirbit. Or anything that I post to vocaroo b/c those links don't stay around for long. <3
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>>19783887
I was doing good and then
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>>19783914
>>19783854
You know, I did use Audacity and recorded my voice a few times, when my computer didn't capture the noise of my fan - but it's me with an accent, so...
I have never touched it since, but now you're reminding me too.
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>>19783949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F9u8b4q9bo

>>19783868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ngSREiYLG8

>>19783854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VXoHRc0Ak5
FAAAAY

FAAAAAY

http://pastebin.com/N498xHUf
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGrpqmFX9P

steamy story of a time me and girl did a sex
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>>19783914
Shy Fay is shy.
._.
I promise I will get Skype up, it is just too easy to slip up and send y'all like my address and social security number. I can't do that because I know Purple will take it because he probably needs one.

>>19783994
F-f-f-feel free to change her n-n-name i-iiif you want.
(Hype, so hype, but I work tomorrow so I won't hear it till I get home at like 5PM)
omgicantwaitthatlongwhoamikiddingyesican!
>>
>>19783960
S-Soda...? OH PLEASE DO.
>>
>>19783932
I know, son
you bitches flock to me
(yetnodaddy)

>>19783994
Mmhm<3

>>19783749
ara ara~~ <3

>>19784026
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU AIN'T ALL UP IN MY SKYPE SOON
>>
>>19783994
Dat fuckin gif. I remember that day on 4chan... Dat embedded autoplay video. I can still hear the voices in my head... ohgodwhy.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F9u8b4q9bo
I actually have all my vocaroo links saved if you want me to send them to you on skype.
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>>19784031
NO.
I just listened to them and I sound disgustingly young and I hate my voice. It could just be the audio quality but regardless it's too puerile.
>>
>>19784034
:D
>>
>>19784044
Wanna know a secret?

I hate my voice too. It's disgustingly nasal, and it's not as deep as I think it should be.

But I post. I post like a motherfucker.
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>>19784026
Change her name? To what, I wonder?

>>19784019
http://chirb.it/sLgpAM

hot story about girl and me almost do butt sexes

>>19784038
Yiss pls do.
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>>19784092
It's a natural thing to hate all our voices since we hear them different than the people around us...
But, NOPE.
NOT DOING IT.
2shy4u
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>>19784078
;3

>>19784044
Gurl. Ok gurl. Gurl.
I swear to god gurl.
I sound like a fucking 8-year-old.
These pedos love it.
Go for it girl.
Help me cover the pedo market.
Gurl c'mon gurl.

>>19784096
>>19784019
Im so turnd on gais
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>>19784132
BULLOCKS.
You sound like a nice pretty teenage girl who we can't tell the difference between if she's 17 or 19 but we hit it anyway.
I JUST SOUND LIKE PEDO FUEL.
Nope.
Not giving in.
nOPE
>>
>>19784123

Seriously tho loli voices are a thing over in FSA.

People eat that shit up.
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>>19784156
o 3o
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S3ETZ5BDVn
>>
Taken by a femanon pt1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GHhWJWPFz4

taken by a femanon pt2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0crZ405baZd

~wash
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>>19784132
>>19784156
Both y'all hush. Last guy I went on a date with told me I sounded like Applejack. I had no clue who the hell that was till I googled it and then quickly ended the date.
>>
>>19784169
You. Answer the girl's questions. Do it. Please?!
>>
>>19784173
hahaha. poor fay fay
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>>19784162
Well, this is 4chan.
I'd have to scramble.
>>19784169
Lol, that explanation, and nope - no FSA ID establishment.
>>19784173
That image is hilarious with describing his description.

And to all of you - my microphone is broken so the only voice you'll ever hear of me is one that'll never be coming.
So, ssssshhhh.
>>
>>19784173

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SRMTm7hEnP

He did you a favor
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>>19784156
>mfw i'm a (almost) 22-year-old smoker
Gurl

>>19784173
AHahahaha
>>
>>19784187
>>19784187
>I'd have to scramble to find the files.
Missed that part.
I will forever be known as the one female who has established herself but has no voice.
Unless that happened already.
>>19784198
>22 year-old smoker
Where's my old man raspy voice.
>>
>>19784187

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPP28gwy0Z
>>
>>19784173
=(
I love Applejack.
She's my favorite pony.
>now fay won't go on the date with me ;_;
>>
>>19784203
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPP28gwy0Z
.....
>>
>>19784213

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ag6SDhQhLi
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>>19784202
...I mean I haven't been smoking for 22 years.
But I mean...
Srsly. I doubt your voice is bad. Just fucking do it. You'll be rubbing your clit on a mic in no time.

>>19784203
Purpuru so deeppu
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>>19784224
Why.
>>19784225
>Clit on a mic
That gave me images of a horrible rule 34 image I saw somewhere on the internet.
But, naw.
I'm just gonna be your handy-dandy silent lurker who likes creepy stuff...
>_>
<_<
>>
>>19784225

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORXRTaLz5n
>>
>>19784173
Loli voices are big over in FSA, as they said. And as we've seen, some grown women just have naturally young-sounding voices. The fact that your voice is that young-sounding at your age just puts you within the range of normal voices. And there are some scripts that just call for a younger or higher pitched voice. I wrote one effectively based on a cartoon character, or at least the genderswapped version thereof, that could probably benefit from a younger-sounding voice. The character herself is indeterminate late teens, but since this is a cartoon, that stuff is always seems to be pitched higher.
>>
>>19784241

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Np5MdBbX1v

>badmemes
>#swag
>>
>>19784255

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oNJ2AAbL17
>>
>>19784255
>liking rarity
ugh
just ugh
just go away spike
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>>19784285

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sSVoAxJnx2
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>>19784304
>lilbsdadlocated.gif
ded
Also what's with the fucking ponies pls everybody can we get back to chinese cartoons at least pls
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>>19784294
Nigga... Pls, think about the children of /soc/ don't do this. Just submit.

>>19784304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BmcaepScYr
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HJ9VFY49JW

~wash
>>
>>19784336
;D
>>
>>19784312

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BVgT9O43SB

>>19784318

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xTFBIaOoPK

(part of this is based on what someone has said to me)
>>
>>19784351
:D
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jW5qSIaFWq
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>>19784356
>>19784318
I hate both of you.
<3
>>
>>19784241

Oh, and Soda? I was just messing with you. It's cool if you don't want to post voice.
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>>19784336
Holy fucking shit I wasn't ready for that...
10/10

>>19784356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zYMtDdm3sP

>>19784375
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLS STOP JUST KIDDING DONT Those comics are fucking gold btw.

>>19784388
<3
>>
>>19784393
I knowwww.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c2Q1utlvlr

~wash
>>
>>19784402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14PkJPYZmMG
>>
>>19784402

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rLYBkciDNc

>>19784388

<3 u
>>
>>19784388
there there fay, its only a matter of time untill the great brony war of our age and then they will all be gone.
>>
>>19784427
The Bropocalypse, when the Pony with seven heads and seven horns will arise.
>>
>>19784411

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wQW8PvW9Zp
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>>19784418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13LO5VcylkM

>>19784416
OhhhHH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>>
>>19784427
>>19784435

>Great Brony Apocalypse

AKA the new series of Dateline's "To Catch A Predator"
>>
>>19784442

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16nknWztElc

I don't think I can bear the cringefest that is the "Brony bedroom tour - now with 100% less (human, and real) females"
>>
>>19784475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DibpCXqOll

The cringing has only just begun.
>>
>>19784531

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FTslA4GynZ

Ghetto Capitalist 4 lyf tho

straight vocaroo pimpin
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>>19784531
>>19784475
>>19784427
>>19784557

Welp my vagina is about as dry as the hills of Gilboa. I am going to go get some food. When I come back hopefully y'all will have started making out and recording it. BBL <3
>>
>>19784557
Had to drop these phat rhymes for you bruv

The Party - Childish Gambino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU7Po47fPsQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOnzKdLC8C

So true though, lol. That show was a fucking blast.
>>
>>19782934
haha nice thats always goo,d glad to be home now
>>19783149
aww coffee for me :3? i like those cold cappuccinos but i really love smoothies hint hint :3 i keep frozen fruit in my freezer, hugs my bunbun :3
>>
someone blow my brains out pls I'm stuck waiting an hour for my next class, my laptop is dead...

>tfw no charger
>>
>>19783066
BASED FREDDY.
http://chirb.it/eMp5MA

This is relevant to your interests, Purple. I promise.
>>
>>19784564
How 'bout some realism?
http://chirb.it/pG5nns
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>>19785104
Too real.... too close to home... shots fired... Fay down. :(
>>
Dildo Jones at home.

Was so desperate to get the fuck out of my office that I forgot my phone there. Might be able to record with my old one, but idk if it's good quality. Let's find out.

Anyway, still wondering if there are any psycho scripts you yandere fans want recorded in particular.
>>
>>19784964

FUCKING GOLD. YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MAN

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD GIVE YOU IF I HAD IT
>>
>>19785413
Damn, I still have to write some Yandere scripts.
I had ideas for a response to Hide & Seek...
>>
>>19784672
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOnzKdLC8C

them beats. childish gambino comin up to take the rap game from lil 'b

>if you don't like to party, don't come over here

DEEP.JPG
>>
>>19785499
Oo oo do tell.

There's so much Childish ITT I can't hold back, I gotta pick a track too.
>>
>>19785609
I just have a list of scenarios at the moment. Just ideas to spit out, no scripts have been written.

Hide & Seek - Rape after being caught.

Hide & Seek - Creepy stroking and groping.
General Molestation

Hide & Seek - Running away and trying to escape the "seeker".

Hide & Seek - The hider's side, hearing and being frightened with their own maniac thoughts and speech as they cower in fear to hide.

Hide & Seek - A twist to the above, the hider is enjoying this and is just as equally insane.

Hide & Seek - The hider tortures the seeker. Two versions - an NSFW work where they begin to grow aroused at the sight and a SFW one where they simply take sadistic excitement with the sexual aspect.

Hide & Seek - Shifting the roles, the hider is now being seeked.

....I got a few more, but I have to write 'em down.
>>
>>19785720
>without
derp
>>
>>19785609
Ugh scratch that, forgot my old phone doesn't have an SD card anymore. Guess my recording will have to wait until I'm not an idiot.

>>19785720
OH SHIT
those all sound terrifying and tons of fun. I would LOVE to try out some of those if you ever feel like writing them down.

I would give it a try myself but I've got a lot of other writing assignments that have to take priority at the mo :\
>>
>>19785720
oh my god those all sound so good
don't you love stockholm syndrome type stuff?
I like it because it goes into the psychology and all the emotions
>>
>>19785794

Can't you email it or something to yourself? I just do that on mine if I rec using it.
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>>19785794
They can all be done with MSA/FSAs if the feeling is right for you/your voice/etc.,
I'll be getting to work on them, and posting a whole list here later on.
Well, maybe.
>>
>>19785812

Can you really accurately portray stockholm syndrome in a one part audio? I think that it'd have to be a multi part thing so you can accurately portray character development

I think it'd be great though
>>
>>19785812
Thank yee.
As I said, I'll post a whole list of ideas before writing em. These are just a few.
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Improv at a restaurant over dinner, discussing how delectable you are and what I'm going to do to your naughty bits when we get home~

Enjoy Fay and co.

http://soundgasm.net/u/Aki_/Aki-Talks-About-Ruining-you-over-Dinner
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>>19785818
Now that you mention it, I might be able to record something in Google Drive...I'll see what my crippled old bastard of a phone can do.

>>19785822
Yayyyyyy! I will be here with my fear-boner at full mast.

also thanks for posting that gif, it's going in my stockpile of gifs i have for reasons
>>
>>19785828
yeah I think you can portray it in one part accurately enough if it's from the captive's pov because the captive is who changes/evolves as their desperation leads them to feel affection for their captor. but the captor doesn't really change so it's not as important if their internal voice is heard or whatever. Although, it would be important to have both voices heard if like for instance the captive was an unreliable narrator, and so her pov couldn't be trusted as objective because she was crazy/unstable/etc
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>>19785853
Yay I just sat down with a glass of wine, about to check this out. Thanks AKi-chan
>>
>>19785853
the background noise was a nice touch
and I just saw you did a hatefucking recording. sooo good. god I have issues
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>>19786107
Thank you. c:
Don't we all have a few? I could try my hand at some more if that's your thing.

>>19785995
Bon appetit.
>yfw
>>
>>19784703
>i really love smoothies hint hint :3 i keep frozen fruit in my freezer
Wat...?! Dat cryptic message?
>tfw dont have last thread open anymore

>>19784672
OMG, OMG, OMG!!

>>19785853
Mmm.
>>
>>19785995
Aaaaand here you go Faylicious. Have a Drama CD as a chaser.

Trick or Alice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07MSwImGOHd

>>19786333
Well.. I'm glad you liked them? :3

I love you guys.
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FSA

EXPRESS YOURSELF, LADIES

We Listen

>>19771910
>>
>>19786433
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07MSwImGOHd
wow that was crazy good
loved the type of situation and story too
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uWS3iR4Gy2
>>
>>19786571
Thanks! This is the second of these CDs I've done and I'm starting to like them. It's a bit of work beforehand since the literal English is so broken, so I basically "transcribe" it to fill some awkward gaps before giving it a go.

I've got one last thing to do tonight before I leave this dead thread in peace, I think... Just a schlick instructions improv.
>>
Here's a nice little bit of naughtiness at the restaurant for Fay

"Rambunctious Restaurant"
http://chirb.it/HD91Ed
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>>19786433
Oh Aki-chan. <3
Heh, you could not have timed this better.
It was worth the wait hun, you have no idea. Thanks for going through all the trouble to transcribe it and then record it. Fantastic work hun.

>>19786649
About to listen once I refill my glass.
>>
>>19786704
Hardly any trouble. :3
If you ever have any more CD's then feel free to shoot them my way. I'm starting to enjoy them, I think.
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>>19786649
This was great Purple! I love your sound effects.

>>19786740
I am good for now. If i find something new I will let you know. <3

Well I am off to bed... fuck what a day. Mmmmm Tonight is going to be a wonderful. night.
>>
>>19786823

Night Fay.

>>19786740

>whileblanco'sawaytheAkiwillplay.gif

i lol'd akibino
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>>19786823
Ciao~

>>19786834
>mfw staring at akibino for at least 30 straight seconds before getting it
>bino

lol k.
>>
>>19786834
>akibino
Not sure why, but I can't stop laughing at this. Great name!
>>
>>19786848

Childish Akibino bro

come on step it up, how we gonna form our rap group if you aint rememberin yo motherfuckin name
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>>19786859
Bruv it's hard to remember anything on Cloud 9

#swag
#yolo
#420blazeit
#deep
>>
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>>19786859
Can I play the triangle in your rap group?
>>
>>19786874

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wY0PjslTp8

I need some kind of intervention on this
>>
>>19786883

Fuck yeah, if lil' b can make a mil we can make a bil with a triangle player
>>
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GdfiA0HE2A
unfortunately my victim had to go to the hospital (she's fine) but i won't be able to get you a recording until she's back in maybe a week or so :/ sooooooo... if you want me to record something else in the meantime id probably be up for it.
>>
requestin' stories or reasons as to why your last serious relationship ended. I understand this is personal so it's cool if no one wants to do it.
>>
>>19786883
>

>>19786900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K9kTkKVZ3X
>>
>>19786930
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dhup3bMWB5
>>
>>19786947

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BaSjDZIYwo

>>19786930

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LMWptsuU3h
>>
>>19785853
>smooth and pale
Thinking about me are you.
Don't lie Pup.
Shhh
No lies no just
shhhh
letyourselffallfortheblanco
;;;;;;;;))))))))))

>>19786905
Awww yeee son soon we'll be rollin' in money and hoes
>>
>>19787094

And we all have fathers.

swag
>>
>>19787094
>////>

>>19787044
>>19787106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n4YKzOS7ya

real talk tho.
aint nobody but cosmic god can judge us
dont get smote
>>
>>19787106
>>19787135

k hold up, I leave for a bit, and this thread is now Puppy and Purple rapping?
I like it.
>>
>>19786333
you can share a smoothie with me or you can make me one :3
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>>19787175
>>19787094
I have yet to hear a rap from any of you guys.
Hrm...
>>
>>19787135

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s2sUvecjBC

I hate Riff Raff too. He's awful.
>>
>>19787218
We've yet to hear -anything- from you, Soda. <3

>>19787231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BUaSks9DYz

Im about to just fall back on Macklemore...
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>>19786917
O hai turretto <3 Almost didn't see ya there.

>>19787218
Errybody raps at some point.
(evenyou)
>>
>>19786930

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tvaUhOxN3R

Here's the story of the one I alluded too at the start of my bitter post

>sorry for the noise btw, it's my laptop case rubbing against jeans

>>19786917

Sup Turret bro, I hope your friend is doing okay.
>>
>>19787279
hola akirameru. it's all good was kinda expectin to fly under the radar since i don't has my uber awesome content i was supposed to have.. ugh.
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>>19787303
I-I thought I was akirameru
/sniffle
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>>19787303
It's Blanco but I also answer for my Puppy, so no true mistake made here.
But I just like havin' you around even if you don't have your über awesome content! Because you're über awesome.
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>>19787272
Still not getting jackshit from me.
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>>19787290
thanx for the concern she's all good though ^_^ no worries...
>>19787315
wait... who the fukk that isnt you is callin me turretto!?!?!
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>>19787272

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G3psOiOZMd
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>>19787326
B-but a-aren't I allowed to call you Turretto?
;__;
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>>19787322
That's an unfortunate attitude.

>>19787326
That was momma Blanco :< She takes all my friends

>>19787331
killed it
solid 8/10 bruv
>into the arms of that white shirted man
>tfw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NzLGfhla1v

>>19787376
bby u know if he opens that door you're not walking through in one piece. I wonder if turretto likes piano string?
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>>19787376
no! no you may not!
>>19787415
......want me to get rid of her? and yes.. yes i do like piano strings.. razor wire is a lot quicker but you don't get that tension before the cut with it... that dull sawing before such a clean cut fills me with the most joyous of anticipation.. unf XD
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>>19787464
;__;
FINE.
I'll call you Turretti. Because that's what I would say in my own language. YOU HAVE NO CONTROL TURRETTI
(being killed by turretti is my dream)
(...but i'm taking puppy with me)
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>>19787502
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>>19787415

Bitch we know Turreto loves the shit out of piano string.

He's got that shit on weekly delivery.

>Old school like olde english in that brown paper bag
>hella honda civics

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tXYHzSXeI1

I actually really like this song, so the actual track is worth listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UGtlUMMkOU

>>19787464
See, I even got a citation up in dis bitch

>>19787502
DAVID NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DUmXrWrX94
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Aki answering FSA new girl questions for his boo Eve because she asked earlier:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WrhLnyvLQP

>>19787502
My dick lol i dont wanna die not eve by turretto <3

>>19787464
Yaaaaass. I love this game, this ending was insane. After that, piano wire is my down low fetish. Start it at 37s
http://youtu.be/kiFTyRX_jAg?t=37s

>>19787536
for shizzle
fucking fortune teller purple got all the citations
madame cleopurple up in this bitch
gonna listen to that
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Ya'll need jesus.
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>>19787502

damn, I didn't realize it was the same gif when I posted it.

>http://youtu.be/kiFTyRX_jAg?t=37s
oh god the sound effects tho why can't ya'll whiteys just play call of duty and kill with bullets instead of with this gruesome shit, always makin a nigga piss himself at night smh

>>19787542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mXhcOStWTn
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Been a bit of time since I have been here, saw a bunch of shit talking about scary stuff so figured i would drop my fearplay list again.

http://soundgasm.net/u/secret_santa_forSwitchbitch/Merry-Christmas
>The first one I ever made

Next one was a 4 parter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5XR5B6y8K >(Part1) , http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rVgBrVSTtk >(2), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tAMYeHgYwp >(3), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFguHDSD15 >(4 and the finale)

>stalker finds his prey
Next one I did a 7 parter that i released a new one every day.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cytHfLZ4eQ >(1), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WG5aocw43T >(2), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kqjGezbPZl >(3), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1duv021qtEz >(4), http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mjWtidDgOI >(5), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e0WkGERUkj >(6), http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JHUnlBkHbR >(7)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L9EwgQbxWX
> You will not deny me again (For some reason this is really quiet in vocaroo)

Next is an unfinished series

http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/The-Jobsite-abduction >(1), http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/Jobsite-Abduction-part-2 >(2)
>Jobsite abduction of a girl I see at lunch everyday.

Next 2 part series was for valentines day
http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/Valentines-day-fearplay-part-1
>1
http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/Valentines-day-fearplay-part-2
>2

http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/You-should-have-listened-to-me-fearplay-a-bit-of-horror
>A bit of burying, and scaryiness in general.

http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/Why-do-you-insist-on-running-from-me
>Why do you insist on running from me!!

---------------
Also a new audio
http://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/M4F-On-the-way-out-quickieddlgwhispering
>dd/lg,whispering,quickie

also because I saw a few things about audacity, this is an audio I made for a thread on reddit, so obviously some references there, but I talk about what I do in my audios and what I have learned since embarking on my horror radio play.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17E939cgRHd

-noname
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>>19787633

And jesus needs to look left and right before he cross the fuckin road

i mean shiiit didn't he learn that in school, we got the hedgehogs tellin us this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAgxZ-l5pY8
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>>19787635
LOL That's all the japs bro. Honestly though, the audio tech they used in this game is fucking brilliant. Headphones are guaranteed to give you a heart attack. Unfortunately there are jumpscares but very few. Kid gets buried alive in this one. Shoveling and sputtering and choking oh my~

FUCKING JUMPSCARE WARNING THOUGH K DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU I MEAN JESUS THE GAME IS CALLED CORPSE PARTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhUhwCZT7qg&list=PL64714A8CA1DE9C8C&index=3

>>19787641
Heard about you. You've got a LOT of great shit under your belt so salut from a new guy, friend.
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>>19787641
-Tips hat at-
But, in all seriousness - this is some pretty nice stuff. +1 for yee.
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>>19787573
>Aki answering FSA new girl questions for his boo Eve because she asked earlier:
<3 <3 <3
Hnnng.
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>>19787706

With every drop of dirt on to him I got more and more depressed. THAT CREEPY POS KID FUCK HIM FUCK HIM AND HIS FUCKING BLUE FACE
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>>19787706
o.o heard about me eh? oh god who must I silence haha. Thank you, I plan on making some more once I finish this little carnival time sink I started.
>>19787719
Why thank you fedora man! haha
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>>19787534
Best gifs.

>>19787536
David has reached another plane of reality.

>>19787573
I die, you die. That's how it works, Pup.

>>19787641
Ahhh! Noname! You're one of my all time favorites <3
Not usually into dd/lg but fuuck when you do it, I still enjoy it. It was great <3
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>>19787749
So much "what the fuck" in that picture...
>Demon sex bot
>not SQUISHY BUNS FROM THE STARS
>not chicks with dicks
>Leon

With Resident Evil 4 being my favoritest game of all time, I'm not sure how to feel... Nice detail though. You must be a hella cool guy.

>>19787761
Noooo.... :<
B-But turret doesn't wanna kill me right? I clean his "play room" and bleach his "toys!"

>>19787747
It's k. He's saved at the end. He gets Jesus.
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Midnight Road Rambler passing through to see how all y'all awesome people are doing today. Also to share an unfortunate moment in online news RSS fees nonsense.

Pic related.
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>>19787761

>David has reached another plane of reality.

aka found attractive wife and is now plotting his revenge upon the world..... all those who wronged him shall feel his wrath... especially Lee Mack

>hfw

(I kind of have a man crush on David, I don't know why, I just want to see him succeed)
>>
>>19787797
you touch my things!?!? and just expect me to be okay with it... clearly someone doesn't know who i am.
>>
>>19787804

I'm doing good, how about you? And that is the stupidest headline ever - like, what on earth is anyone to make of that?
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>>19787804
Dammit Rambler! Stop flashing yourself to lolis on the street.
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>>19787761
Oh! I love the gif haha. Well thank you so much, I honestly worry about the dd/lg :P
>>19787797
haha right? I spend my sleepless night browsing for response images even when I don't post here much anymore lol. I mean how do you not save that..
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>>19787797
>>19787838
See that, Puppy?
Let us meet the sweet loving arms of Death together, aided by Turretti's expert killing-techniques.
u kno u want to.

>>19787808
People who don't have a crush on David have no taste.

>>19787878
You shouldn't worry in my opinion, it's super effective <3
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Welp, here's my last gift to you lovelies for the night. Bro/sis incest improv schlick off instructions with some dommy talk in there because wow it's 17 fucking minutes... Most of which I think is awkward silence... I dunno. Oh well! #yolo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tUlxYAiMAd

>>19787838
F-Forgive me bruv pls I was just making a point

>>19787991
Lol nah i'm solid <3 u tho

>>19787878
Dude that's the best way to spend sleepless nights. I need to build up my tablet's reaction image folder somehow.
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>>19787991
heh... seeing as how you're so eager to die... i won't give you that pleasure... i'll make you beg for it.. and plead.. and cry... but death will never come.. i'll let you witness those that you know and love dying in front of you.. slowly might i add.. but you'll never have your own end. in fact.. if i could.. i'd make you immortal (not invincible) so that you're forced to watch everyone you ever come in contact with cease to be knowing you cant hahaha.. yea... along with whatever damages i've inflicted and maimed you with.
>>
bambi shit singing >.< dont be to cruel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wpKYFBN29M
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>>19787843

Busy but well! I'll be home tomorrow for a bit, might have time to record something, but then I hafta head back out in the evening. And totally, wtf is up with that headline?
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>>19787845

But but but,

> we recommend
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>>19788121
Reading truly into the lines, eh?
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>>19783305
>tfw I stayed up all night last night, worked 12 hours today and passed out at 7PM, just to wake up at 1:30 AM.
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>>19788131

There's a lot of reading going on. Especially dem hardcovers.
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>>19788134
That sound GODLY. Love when that happens. Pass out super early and wake up around 2 or 3...
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>>19787991
Well thank you ;)

>>19788048
I agree! I love finding obscure pics lol
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>>19788148
GODDAMMIT NOT THE READING JOKE AGAIN.
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>>19788048
>>19788052
Oh my god yesssss kill Puppy in front of me THINK OF THE DESPAIR <33
[stockholm syndrome intensifies]

>>19788107
Shyness is so cute bambi<3
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>>19788189
What even is this picture?
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>>19788206
why thank you for the compliment <3 and thank you for listening :3
>>
What are some good audacity tutorials on cleaning up and other things for post?
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>>19788048
Ahhhh... that ending!!

>>19787641
>dd/lg,whispering,quickie
Hhnnnnng! Oh god.

>>19788107
Dat humming around 1:58!! :3

>>19788189
Haha, I can't stop laughing.
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>>19788423
holdds my bun bun<3333333333 il hum for you anytime ^~^ especially so you can sleep!
>>
Is it fap time yet?~
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>>19788131

But of course!

MRR
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>>19788605
Isn't it always in this thread?
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>>19788642
Not always unfortunately...
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>>19788690
I can only imagine why...
Little bit empty here, so you'll have to make some own means, maybe.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yD2EUGvCLB
just a good old fap attack

~wash
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>>19789025
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yD2EUGvCLB
>>19788605
Well, now it is.
>>
Soda here.
Testing if 4chan works on mobile.
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Jfc the amount of creepy masochistic shit going on here

Mr. Macabre needs to come back and add more
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>>19789343
Mr.Macabre? I like that name, do elaborate on what he could bring to our cutting board.

But, Soda is heading out for now. I'll see you all when I wake up.
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>>19785720
>Hide & Seek - The hider's side, hearing and being frightened with their own maniac thoughts and speech as they cower in fear to hide.
>Hide & Seek - A twist to the above, the hider is enjoying this and is just as equally insane.

Both of these sound great... especially if you take an /MSA/ performer's version of Hide & Seek and play it quietly in the background, so it's like her thoughts are actually reacting to his words.

That... sounds fucking awesome.
>>
>>19786930
I completely missed this request last night... but I actually recorded exactly that the other day.

>You Know I Care:
http://chirb.it/94gJnk

Yes, there were real tears at the end :(
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>>19789025
wash used fap attack
it's SUPER effective
>>
Hey guys, if one of you dont mind, could you please read out my essay in a manner where i am able to listen to each word clearly.

Thanks I would really appreciate it :)

http://pastebin.com/32CB8v30
>>
Hi guys, Road here. Long time, no see.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gLsmrYlaLN
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>>19789572
Can't stop staring into those eyes!
Must now have 2 tabs of MSA open.
One just for his eyes. Lol.
>>
>>19789595
Yeah, I know right? no homo tho
>>
>>19789558
This is my first recording ever. So, if you like the way I sound in your opening paragraph, I will read more.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SrQ94fhmvy
>>
Oh yeah, forgot to post my chirbit.
http://www.chirbit.com/Road
I've got stuff ranging from sweet and nice to a few fearplay things. Fun stuff.
>>
>>19789599

For the homos and the ladies. 1:53
Also 2:33.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM0mF8k4JqI
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>>19789636

Yea thats good bro thanks! Can you please read out the rest and have a new voocarro recording for each individual paragraph

Thanks :)
>>
>>19783372
>>19785512
>rap

Pfft, I gotta get in on this.
http://chirb.it/6qA91E
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>>19789662
Okay. Obviously its going to take some time, so be patient. But they will be up.
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>>19789673
thanks bro. I will wait :)
>>
>>19789679
2nd paragraph is done.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xVF2UKIA6A

Feel free to ask for a re-recording, as I tend to sometimes rush through certain words or phrases. It's difficult for me to set an even pace.
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>>19789651
Please don't show footage of a sexual nature of my husbando, thank you.
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>>19789701
Apologies.
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>>19789679
It appears as though the 3rd paragraph has some slight typos and/or errors.
Should the phrase "Huang piece employs..." actually read "Huang's piece..."?
Also, should I omit the word "is" in "revealing the manner in which memory is often conforms to..."?
>>
>>19785720

Kind of inspired by these ideas, just a random improv type of thing, messed around with the sound some, not sure what I think of it exactly!

Enjoy! O-or hate it ;~;

http://soundgasm.net/u/BCsThrowAway/Hide-Seek-Captor-Seeking-Captive
>>
>>19789724
tyty
>>
>>19789727
yes fix those changes. sorry, i made those mistakes when i was cutting it down and editing it

thanks
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>>19789740
Okay, not a problem. I was just double checking.
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>>19785720
This might tickle your fancy. Something old I made.
http://chirb.it/Ftccz0
http://chirb.it/sbrmEw
Two parts.
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>>19789740
3rd. I fixed the mistakes and stumbled briefly near the end, but I had to finish, because there were already 6 outtakes. lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hML95ZODk1
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>>19789788
4th. I'll put the closing statement in its own.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nKuKoh4zsm
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>All this loving of my husbando while I'm asleep

Christ, you fucking animals... It's okay, I guess I can share. For now.
>>
>>19789824
And its done.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nwhXK1Bdji
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>>19789831
B-but, I only posted for you to enjoy when you woke up. Bby.
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>>19789839

Thank you soo much bro. I owe you big time for this
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>>19789845
Oh.. Well that's okay. Thank you Eve, you always understand me.
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>>19789856
Not a problem. Just wanted to try my hand at reading things.
>>
>>19789572
Will you tell about the drama? please?! I love drama
>>
>>19789859
Wait, is there another person who spams Gosling photos with all there posts? If so, that's fucking fantastic.
>>
NEW MSA/FSA COLLABORATION:
"Praise God, I'm fuckable!" - The Everyman and Sugar
http://chirb.it/pkD152

She did all the work on this, if I'm honest... but it's good shit.
>>
>>19789882
Naturally. Welcome to Aki's World, bby.

Is there any other person to spam in your posts?
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>>19789859
>>19789882
Maaan you guys is hella queer.
I love it. Gosuringu everybodi husbando~
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>>19789895
>Maaan you guys is hella queer.
I've been thinking that all morning.
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>>19789900
>spoon gifs
AAAHHHAHA FUCK

>>19789895
Love you too momma.
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>>19789880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GjHWjgcCCl
Wish I could tell you more.
>>
>>19789731
Nice to see you back! :)
>>
>tfw recording simulated cunnilingus for the first time and my phone goes off
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>>19789942
>phone goes off any time during recording
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>>19789956
>tfw house phone with answering machine goes off and someone leaves a long lengthy message, while you're in the middle of recording the best improv orgasm you've ever done
>>
>>19789931

Nice to see you too whoever you may be! My appearances are few and far between, I'm happy to be recalled.
>>
>>19789925
Who else was in the 'holy trinity' back then besides you?
>>
>>19789970
You recorded one of my scripts and helped convince me to post a fap in the fsa thread. ;)
>>
>>19789956
Do something on facebook that makes my phone go off at 8:15 AM while I'm recording pussy eating?
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>>19789984

Hahaha, sounds like a job well done then. I hope it all went well for you and that you enjoyed it!
>>
>>19789900
It's the best, luv me some boyluv.

>>19789912
Git back in my womb son

>>19789942
>simulated cunnilingus
HYPE HYPE!
>>
>>19789983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15X248XfqVO
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>>19790008
thank you for satisfying my curiosity!
>>
A little good morning surprise for the wimmin-folk 'round here. Especially a certain Southern Belle who loves sweetness when she wakes up ;)

>Morning Massage and More
http://chirb.it/br5n9O
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>>19790027
No problem. A lot of old-ish performers I know about that don't seem to do this anymore, at least to my knowledge and it's fun to divulge that info.
>>
>>19784356
>>19784418
Purple! your brony impressions are gold ohmygod
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>>19789956
GODDAMMIT
I've been listening and writing replies to your stuff, Aki-nii, but then I've gone and refreshed the page.
Welp. Ovri the dumbass.

Just... grrrrr.
Anyways. I'll try to... remember what I wrote.
>FSA questions
*takes notes*
There was quite some valuable data, hehe.
And damn, I love when you do FABULOUS.
And dayum bi-threesomes.

>trick or alice
ohmygod geez Fay give him for CDs
there's nothing better than jealous NTRing yandere
gimme more <3

>restaurant improv
I think, talking like that on a real date with high possibility will get you fucked in the bathroom.

>b\s incest SOI
i... *gulps*
i think i will leave this one to listen to in more, ahem, suitable circumstances. Yes.
>>
tired bambi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S294umsvfD
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>>19790253

The morning after

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y5BmnMpgzW
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>>19790555
Omg, I'm dying!
>>
>>19790627

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GkDCW15Kga
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holey shizz.. whilst going through my recordings on my comp... i found a lewd script i don't even remember recording lol i was probably drunk. i did slur a bit XD welp... here you go.

Shall we play
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qy0lwy810b
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>>19790661
Turret... lewd?
Well, that'll make the wimmin-folk happy.
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>>19790684

Can you link me your recording of Plies? I cant find it and I just need to hear "shout out to the fuck boy who charge me with RICO" in that voice
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>>19790692
It was a vocaroo special, and I didn't save the link. Gonna upload it again for you.
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>>19790661
>i found a lewd script i don't even remember recording
...I wrote that one specifically for you and your voice ;_;
cold. so cold.

Oh well, but I'm pretty sure some of us here would be interested in hearing you :3 In fact, I've actually been meaning to ask you to repost this one. So yep. Good that you found it.
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>>19790702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v8vtT56REL

Did you listen to my actual rapping earlier in the thread?
http://chirb.it/6qA91E
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>>19790717

I didn't catch it. I saw the freddy Krueger thing - gold. fucking gold. I'm going to give this one a listen now.

>>19790661
While I can't claim that this titilates my sexy parts... god damn your voice DRIPS with malice. It's scary. You should keep at it bro, turn this place into a bathroom with the faucet left on too long
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>>19790684
lol nah itll probably get looked over.. kinda just posted it so i can say i've done lewd before.. typically if i don't post a pic that's what happens so i was hoping that's the case XD kinda idk the word.... uncomfortable... about posting lewd stuffs.
>>19790712
seriously?!?!? daww thanx <3 and uhmm.. my reasoning for not remembering recording it isnt because it wasn't memorable.. it's cuz i had to be drunk to record anything lewd. soooo... no need for tears. unless i messed up the recording.. then you can has tears.. :/
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>>19790717

>Paaaaaasss out

that was good man. We reppin the UK up in MSA, today.

Or yesterday, even.

And thank you for Nann Nigga. God damn the way that line is said gets me every time, mainly because the word fuckboy always cracks me up
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>>19790793
>tfw the lyrics website I used had the line wrong

I didn't realize it was "charge me with RICO," but that makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE.

As for that Tinie Tempah song. I fuckin' love it, and I have ever since I first heard it. I saw it on my karaoke joint's list the other day, and I'm tempted to actually perform it in front of an audience soon.
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>>19790803

I use Rap genius now. Every other site pisses me off because they're usually way off base.

Also

>mfw he bought a Rolls Royce Ghost
>Just a BMW 7 series with a different body

he a broke ass

On a semi related note, I saw an amateur vid the other day but there was a "Plies" poster on the wall. I had to turn it off, because it just couldn't be unseen.
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>>19790831
$263,200 MSRP for recycled shit from Germany that he could have bought for $74,000. Shameful.

Also, I love how these garbage rappers like to talk about how much money they've got and all the nice shit they own... here's an idea:
BUY A CAMERA SO IT WON'T LOOK LIKE YOU RECORDED YOUR FUCKING VIDEO ON A SONY HANDYCAM FROM NINETEEN NINETY FUCKING THREE!
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>>19790849

>BUY A CAMERA SO IT WON'T LOOK LIKE YOU RECORDED YOUR FUCKING VIDEO ON A SONY HANDYCAM FROM NINETEEN NINETY FUCKING THREE!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ry8OrAJF0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Nir9lChIm

$263k, bitch i put that much weed in my breakfast blunt
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>>19790879
Also, how the fuck you gonna get out-rapped by a couple white dudes doing nerd shit for YouTube?

For that matter, how the fuck you gonna get out-rapped by one random white dude sitting in his apartment with a USB headset?
http://chirb.it/3kM0Dx
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>>19791029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipb7ShGy9U4

i'll just leave this here

lol capcha commn ngerropl
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>>19791077
>more than Drake
>mfw

The rap underground, such as it is today, is a fucking disgrace.
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>>19791029

Epic Rap Battles of History indeed. That was baller as fuck.
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>>19791118
Fun fact: I performed that song on stage with NicePeter when he did a show in Vienna, VA last month.

I was, of course, Shakespeare.
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>>19791137

TheEveryMan is IRL famous! I love those guys. Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe = gold. The writing is just incredible.
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>>19791142
>famous
Not really. He asked for an audience volunteer. I rapped in front of maybe 150 people, lol.

I'd post video, but I'm not the one who uploaded it to facebook and the privacy settings don't let me download it :(
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>>19791163

I wouldn't do that if I was you anyway. You'd be identifiable if you were to do that, which isn't the best idea.

The balls though. I definitely couldn't rap in front of like 10 people let alone 150.
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Rabbit sayin' hi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWLTNt4gzZ
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Anyhoo, content:

"Love Letter To Mistress"
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
http://chirb.it/qp9LrG

There is some background noise, unfortunately I couldn't remove it without it altering the sound too much.

I also recorded another sub script that I wrote but i'm not sure whether it's relevant to people's interests:

"Dinner Guests"
http://pastebin.com/H7uU8aBu

I'll post it if ya'll want

>>19791219

Lime Bro couldn't stay the fuck away
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>>19791236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YguNDdmVDV
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>>19791219
Hey there, Rabbit-kun. How's it going?
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>>19791191
http://chirb.it/wK5zbG

>>19791219
>>19791245
>pic related

>>19791236
There's not much demand for male sub. I did Love Letter to Mistress a while back... put alot of effort into it, too. Hardly anybody listened.
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>>19791253
There is always demand for male sub.
It's just that Love letter to Mistress as a script... ahem. A bit boring itself. Too vanilla-ish to my taste.
And I myself can't properly write male subs it seems... I can do femdom for FSA and writing it is fun, and fuck I do get off of male submissiveness. But I suck at writing scripts for Msubs.
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>>19791253
>>19791247
>>19791236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JyrmMQrTsl
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