MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans.
Be as tame, funny, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite
sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread. Be creative.
Please remember to tag your post with the request link or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
>If you're new, please post a voice sample before asking for requests of things to do. It helps knowing what you sound like!
Previous MSA thread:
>>19782511
VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/
CHIRBIT
http://www.chirbit.com/
PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/
MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
http://pastebin.com/v9d9qf3H
UPDATED SCRIPTS (OLD/NEW)
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Aki slidin' up in this parking spot like your DMs.
Changing it up today because saw some nice BMWs on the prowl and German engineering is second best only to Jap.
>>19794752
True. Not like they care anyway though lol. As long as people have dicks, it's all R34 fuel.
>>19794783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pr0O9enbEO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2gwGRacsf
A-Are you new? Gimme that name, son. And keep posting cats :3
Rabbit establishin'
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bfuL7NfxF9
Fay reporting in!
A little distracted ATM with Blanco.
>Pic related.
>>19794957
I think I have a new CD for you. Hmmm
Purple establishing ID:
Have some content:
"Good Things Come To Those Who Wait" [Msub]
http://chirb.it/tzr4HA
"Dinner Guests" [Msub]
http://chirb.it/hybgEf
"You Have a Secret" [Dom]
http://chirb.it/GssPgN
"Verbal Abuse" [Dom]
http://chirb.it/znhIqO
"A Nice Night In" [Dom]
http://chirb.it/3wFF2A
"Lazy Day" [Dom, DD/lg]
http://chirb.it/pa0G95
"Bad Pet" [Dom, Script by Ami]
http://chirb.it/rw6cmn
"Restaurant Fun"
http://chirb.it/HD91Ed
Other things, like rap, and more filth, can be found on my Chirbit:
http://www.chirbit.com/PurpleMSA
>>19795000
>new Fay CD
>>19795001
Purple I have a new cover for you to do...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7YrKkS41Gc
This is someone who followed after I tweeted Lil B
BLANCO HOT TO TROT
>>19795022
hyp'd
>>19795000
;;;3
Soda establishing ID here.
Just the female lurker of this.
Hopefully I'll make some scripts.
...
Yay, I established.
The pic is someone's representation of me.
You can say the caption aloud for yourself.
>>19794957
>keep posting cats :3
Eve here.
>gif related, i iz teh kitteh
>>19795110
Bambi here, hi bunbun :3
>>19795022
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7YrKkS41Gc
Good god that was awful. Transcribed so i'm going to rap it now.
And fuck me are they recording this using a tin of baked beans plugged into a pc with a bit of string?
>>19795145
The other songs get worse and worse....
>>19795110
Meow. Meow meow, meow.
Pic meow
>>19795171
Meow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI
>Still wants Blanco to sing 99 Luftballons
>>19795171
>>19795203
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW0vrqTuUUY
>>19795231
... Wait what
>>19795269
Yeah, I requested that a while ago but I think that's when you went to sleep.
>>19795044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kbNLkhMpAO
Forgive me, based thread
>>19795136
:3
>>19795251
>still better than the insufferable cuntbag that is John Mayer
>>19795286
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kbNLkhMpAO
My sides this was wonderful and you somehow made it less horrible.
>>19795316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKZ4DGOSPm
>>19795330
Let's see if you can win the challenge round...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WivvRLE9xtU
>>19795298
you wish for me to chew on yoru ear, come here then :3
Midnight Road Rambler checking in.
Requesting Everyman stop fapping and pump out some more memoirs;D
I need triumphant feels of rust.
>>19795283
Must be cuz I never heard of it! Shiiit does it have to be in german, I ssuuuuck at german.
>>19795286
swag
>>19795373
>requesting Everyman stop fapping
u maek me sick
>>19795395
There's an english version :P not as amazing though.
>>requesting Everyman stop fapping
>u maek me sick
Might offer to take his place, not positive yet.
>>19795373
I want Everyman to sing /while/ fapping. That'd be fun to listen too.
And I don't think we've ever heard Rambler fap on mic, though, I've been told he's sent some personal recordings...
>>19795347
>my reaction:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V4XTvzXr4S
have some awful german singing as a consolation prize:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGoK374fiT
>>19795110
Oh gawd yes kitties are my fetish. I actually have a video of my cat doing something like that. Little nigger wouldn't leave me alone until he got scratchies.
>>19795136
>>19795298
>>19795362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nlKS22mq2v
>>19795203
>Super Troopers
FUCK yes.
>>19795452
>Doesn't cut the dick off
>off
>off
>off
>off
Singer guy here.
"Cry me a River" in the style of Julie London- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eysjsQKjBB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g7a4r7mKry -The /r9k/ version of "part of your world"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03FW7ogQOdg "Feelin' good" a capella
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P7enPMVzQH - You raise me up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bOwYK7pMOs - A very unusal rendition of Creep. Lots of shitty notes in this one, but hey.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u06zRckzhP -Danny Boy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fSFLmtHTYo - "A whole new world". Girl parts included.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L3idqPlGKE Coldplay's "Fix you"
I take requests. My mic is shit. I'd love to sing/talk to you.
>>19794957
^^; sorry i went on a 11 min ramble and talked about my name twice... that's like, a party foul or something...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ftiALGyNdE
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2gwGRacsf
NDEs with water... not fun. i could get over my fear of heights, the dark, all kinds of animals, but i still don't like open water or deep/cloudy pools.
>>19795483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g0hXQJxn0I
>>19795417
I'll try it during the weekend!
>>19795505
OH! I remember you! Wondered what happened to you~ <3
MEOWING OH FUCK CUTE
although kinda made me wanna squirts you with water and lock you out of the room. Cat-owner proburemus.
>>19795475
Gif related. It's you and me.
>>19795505
Ovri is like... a fixture. She the resident baller of MSA
That cat impression is pretty good. I tried one myself:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yFo7x3Cebk
>>19795475
>>19795298
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1iQFMnDqTIl/6d4d6d6ec3bfb249
>>19795422
Oh, I had a public one out there like three days into my tenure here. Took it down though because, hey, I'm a tease.
-MRR
>>19795395
> you make me sick
Well, SOMEBODY has to try classin this place up every-once-in-a-while. I mean, DAMN. It smells like 10,000 jizz covered hookers died on a barbecue in here.
-MRR
I'm having too much fun with this lime business
Here's a poem
"Ode to MSA"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ukuhehHl0e
#onelife2live
>>19795505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tUk2MiWpmU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4YhFv7eA3
Fuck I dun it again
>>19795753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DHMBiyzUSl
>>19795706
Damn, you actually got me excited until
>Took it down though because, hey, I'm a tease.
>TFW 13 followers for Lime God
>TFW 10 of them follow Lil B
>>19795818
Maybe I'll put it up again briefly. you'll hafta watch my feed on chirbit.
or maybe I'll make a new one, who knows?
mwahahahaha>:D
>>19795845
I'll keep that in mind.
>>19795818
And actually, I don't believe I've had the official pleasure of being introduced to you Soda. Nice ta meetcha:D
>>19795818
Don't worry I'm making one sooner or later.
>>19795908
I came in...two threads ago?
No one knows my voice and I have no claim on FSA, but I just lurk between that thread and this one.
Pleasure meeting ye.
>>19795919
This thread is always lacking faps.
And I might as well restate my lol request from before that actually got a respons
>>19795505
>>19795811
KITTYCAT AND PUPPY
SITTING IN A TREE
R-E-C-O-R-D-I-N-G
alsopicrelated
>>19795734
PFFF it's faps n raps
>>19795791
;__;
beautiful and so pimp
>>19795417
faps is best
>>19795945
What request?
>>19795967
...4chan, why did you not paste it.
"If you haven't edged, do it and record."
I threw it in as a joke request, then Everyman gave us a whole 20 minutes of him doing it.
>>19795984
I really wish people weren't home right now because I could so do that.
>>19795886
Oh yeah, apparently...
my mic technique brings all the girls to the thread
cause they're like, it's better than yours
damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you
but I have to charge.
>>19794898
[spoiler] http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc&p=n#/0;3
>>19796009
>>19795998
I should also request a public/exhibitionist fap now, hah.
>>19796027
I dunno if I'd go for that one though :P
>>19795791
Beautiful...
All hail the 'Bino.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nrYqfLarNv
>>19795945
>no claim on FSA
>no voice
>demanding faps/edging
>but posts best touhou Alice
Carbonated beverage pls.
>>19795958
S-SHUT UP BAKA
>>19795958
imma make asound or a poem called fap rap now XD
>>19796009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14wQdhc337u
>>19796011
I wasn't aware Weird Al Yankovich was relevant anymore. I mean, the 90s were over 15 years ago.
>>19796075
He's still kicking and he hasn't aged a bit, it's weird.
>>19796075
Inappropriate public transit chortlecacks have been had.
Thank you.
>>19796093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s179MCKQiwtQ
>>19796051
>demanding faps/edging
Lel.
I ain't demanding, I'm /requesting/!
>English nazi.
>>19796139
If thou wouldst receive,
thou must first give.
Truly, this is the path
of brotherly love
and charity.
wtf;dr: Give faps, get faps.
>>19796167
Heh.
I've never schilked before, like...
I have no idea how to schlik, and even if i did, mic is a piece of shit and won't record anything.
So all I have to give is blind hope.
and scrips later on.
>>19796167
>wtf;dr: Give faps, get faps.
>tfw everything i post on fsa goes unnoticed by msa
>>19796167
EXCLUSIVE GIF OF SODA BEING FAPPED BY A LOLI
>>19796139
>Lel
>English nazi
Yeah, forget I even said anything.
>>19796167
>
>>19796193
Eve bby pls don't even you know I marathon your stuff every night.
>>19796191
>I have no idea how to schlik...
Uh, there are instructions out there.
Wait a fucking second, how old are you?! Never schlicked, don't know HOW to schlick?
That sounds like a sad existence, no disrespect intended. I'm suddenly reminded of a 10 year old boy I knew when I was 9 who didn't know how to hold his breath...
>>19796193
pffftt. no. Ms. Soothing Lesbian wonderland and incredible drunk fap. No.
that lesbian wonderland one... I felt something... melted my icy heart
>>19796201
I approve.
>>19796219
Never bothered, I know how it works and shit - but I just never...had the desire to schlik? I get the general stuff of how to do it.
>shrugs
I've outdone myself this time...
>>19796193
I wouldn't say that's at all accurate.
Must stay away during the day.
> danger: diamonding imminent
>>19796249
the Limeinatti?
>>19796267
Illimenauti
It's beautiful
>>19796216
>>19796223
>>19796266
ty bbys
>>19796248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ac2Z9sRRmL
>>19796249
>ilimeinati
pic related
>>19796306
Just remember, you triggered my first 100-1...
>>19796349
But y u deleted it?! ;_;
Ovri here. I'll just post link to my pastebin
Warning: entering LEWD zone, proceed with caution:
Finally caught you - stalker, yandere, dub-con
Of wizards and puppies - petplay, forced bj, slight bondage
I have you now, my dear - rape, mild name-calling, forced impregnation, stalker.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM - slightly vanilla, blowjob, bribe, female initiative
The late night phonecall - late night snugglefuck cuddle session via phone, mix of lewd+vanilla.
Shall we play? - straight shota, b\s wincest, blackmail, teasing, fingering, hidden toys.
Good god, best friend - petplay, submissive male, handjob
NO LEWD ZONE:
On the coldest winter night - vanilla break-up
Hide-and-seek - yandere, obsession, psycho
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 2 - vanilla fluff, continuation (same character as in first)
Goodnight, sweetheart - yandere, abduction, substance, obsession, psycho
AND FUCKING FRESH NEW SCRIPT (Aki-nii, you'd better hurry up if you want to take this script's first time, tehehehe~)
My sweet little sister - wincest, fantasy, dragon fucking age, templars and mages, obsession, yandere, dub-con, lewd
http://pastebin.com/u/1sou
>>19796365
oh I still have it.
I figured leaving it up for a night would allow you minxes a shot at downloading it for your private collections...
and I'm a tease;D
but also a perfectionist. I feel I could have done better...
oh captcha: tagnmen exchange
>>19796219
It's difficult for a lot of women. I didn't have any orgasms until I was 20. I still need a vibrator or it's impossible.
Well, one time the vibe ran out of batteries near the end and I was able to finish just by doing the movements but I don't think that counts.
What happens if I do a fsa script?
>>19796407
Huh. Did not know that.
I guess either I've been extremely talented or the girls have been;D
No matter, I think everyone had fun...
>>19796430
World implodes, babies cry, AIDS gets cured
decide what you think is the best outcome
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MCYEDOyMd4
>>19796396
I didn't know how to download it then. I do now though.
>tfw my obsession with myspace in hs finally paid off
>tfw showin my age
>>19796407
>>19796436
I can't get off from fingering, still feels amazing though. Touching my clit does almost nothing for me at all.
>>19796455
I know I'm gonna hate myself for this... But this is to make the world implode.
First, anyone have a request for the script? I'm gonna have to use a hushed voice for this keep in mind.
>>19796481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dAuyzIP0Ci
sorry i sound so retarded :P
Snow establishing ID. Missed the last thread. Work etc.
Hide-and-seek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZJLVMZX3F3
David Mamet's Sexual Perversity in Chicago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hQ89ntBILx
One of Dark's scripts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nEHiLrLiS5
Finally caught you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7qczHuJZ2
Silence of the Lambs monologue
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWCfcNagMV
Ramsay Snow torturing Theon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dl5JvBlnjq
Random stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O6qAMIFwzg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03JXOoiPC83
Taking requests for yandere and anything else.
>>19796506
10/10 reminds me of that accent thing I posted last night. It was so painful to record. :P
>>19796481
Well, like I told Soda, watch that feed. Mwahahaha;D
And so if fingering doesn't work, what does? And why not fingering? Does it just not feel good at all or is it a matter of not being enough?
>>19796546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ERKXBqk6bw
Getting bored of shit posting constantly. I mean its only cool if you get reply's right?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s161bfqqoOUt
>>19796596
Write and recite a poem to Limes
>>19796394
My Sweet Little Sister by Ovri
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v5LvUUWeet
>31 fucking minutes
>lightheaded as fuck at the end from all that moaning and kissing
You've outdone yourself.
>>19796430
I've done a couple. Was fucking great. So much dick.
>>19796638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FpjNxA3ky7
#DEEP
>>19796685
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FpjNxA3ky7
>>19796638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wbmyfLAspu
>>19796716
My sides
>>19796571
Check for it in the selected recordings whenever they go up. If it's not featured, then I'll post it for you.
>>19796550
Yeah, but how long is it gonna stay up?
(LOL. Pun not on purpose, but definitely intended now.)
>And why not fingering? Does it just not feel good at all or is it a matter of not being enough?
It feels good, it just doesn't hit the spot. Literally. I can cum from penetration, it's just that my fingers aren't long enough for it to work. Pillow humping is my usual method. And there's no mess with it either. Lol.
Ohgodimtooshytobesayingthisshit.
>>19796550
>>19796752
kittykat/deer whimpers eyes please post it :3 im impatient =P
Hi, I'm Richard, I sing Disney songs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TcUojKa6Y3
Let me know if I should do more
>>19796638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QiiP2SJ5Nb
>>19796752
>Ohgodimtooshytobesayingthisshit
I tend to have that effect on women.
Ya know, getting them to open up their most personal selves to me.
> yup. pun.
>>19796775
top kek
>>19796775
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QiiP2SJ5Nb
You win... you win everythinh
>>19796767
Oh god oh jeez oh fuck.
Um your mic is a little shitty but i dunno what you could do about that.
Please please sing Make a Man Out of You from Mulan.
You don't even have to make it sound manly just pls...
>>19796786
>>19796790
R-Really? Not too much lime? Is there a such thing as too much lime?
We should totes do lemon-bashing poems now.
>>19796764
I'll pastebin it.
http://pastebin.com/j7Kffsfy
>>19796775
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QiiP2SJ5Nb
>the lime is above time
first line, i knew it was gonna be good
10/10 AKI BEAT MOTHERFUCKING POET
>>19796833
me singing a song form frozen :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OXS6x3aSGi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hhwm1NswoR
>>19796833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7ZvFNudNQ
>>19796881
Oh god! Those feels at the end, fuck, I forgot about that part of the song. :(
>>19796827
I actually never learned that song so here's quick recording after listening through it a couple of times (first verse only)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KGpux3KIYs
Aladdin bonus before bed because it's my favourite
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g4nPdFwi67
Be neat if someone did Jasmine with me (idea not limited to just ladies haha)
>>19796827
Also yeah, I can't do much about my shitty mic, sorry
>>19796917
i ran so far away (least you listen to me ) <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YpQdV5Znhi
>>19796972
>>19796985
Oh gawd that was scrumptious. Thank you!
But please, try and get a better mic if you can't fix it. Make sure no cell phones are near etc. That thing does you no fucking justice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pGASjaMzCY
doin a thing \(*u^)/
i'm sorry of crap mic awareness, but one of these days... i'll upgrade this mic! then it won't be swingin' round my head and catchin' on my breath and pillow and stuff...
ah, what did i miss...?
>>19796638
i decided since everyone else is singing.. i'd write a song about limes.. adjust your volume accordingly and sing along if you know the words.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LaBVPrfGa5
Lyrics:
>LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMME~
By turret ^_^
>>19797173
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LaBVPrfGa5
beautiful
>>19797205
omg you really think so!?!?!?!? ^/////^ thank you!!!
>>19797220
There's always beauty in chaos my friend.
>>19797023
Hnnnng!
Awaiting Aki's reply.
>>19797173
:D
>>19797023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPlFW57OHg
http://soundgasm.net/u/Aki_
http://pastebin.com/u/Aki_
>>19797273
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FPlFW57OHg
!!!!!!!! :3
imma go pass out now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0
ill make you moister than a thanksgiving turkey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ugHmuXnm7y
"Education for Leisure"
By Carol Ann Duffy
http://chirb.it/c8vqtH
>>19797273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G9uD78IUdt
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/719288/4818358196/
i'm already all ova your soundgasm tho... :>
>>19797481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s089yNHhepPO
I just realized how lost in translation that comic might be in other languages... I hope the joke isn't completely lost. Leave it to English to construct something stupidly sexy enough to work.
>>19797598
night Akirameru.
>>19797640
nini turretto <3
>air hugs
>from all the way over here where I'm safe
I keep trying with shit I want to do, but.. fuck.
I can't do it.
>>19797394
How weird would it be to ask for your Skype or Snapchat or whatever?
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1C9h3HTucJc/fb48f235f624d80d
Do I Think You're Beautiful? , Monologue
"Do I think you're beautiful?" You know I hate loaded questions. But, okay, I'll play your little game if it'll make you happy.
Your legs. Long. Shapely. There might be just the slightest bow to them, but it's not really noticeable. ... Doesn't seem to interfere with the walking. Hey, I wouldn't give the bow another thought.
And you've got one heck of a trim chest. I mean, who wants to see excess baggage in that area? Certainly not me; that's for sure. Now don't get me wrong; I could probably handle the excess if it were there, but thank God it's not. A, B, C, D. Cup sizes? ... Just letters of the alphabet to me. In fact, I don't even think about 'em, especially the letter D.
Your arms. I've always meant to tell you that I think it's really cool how you bleach your arm hair. I'm not sure I would have ever thought of that if I were a girl. Kudos.
Your neck. Hey, it's a perch for your head. What else can I say? ... except that, maybe you should have that big mole looked at, ... honey.
Your face. Love that broad skull of yours. What's the term, brachycephalic? You know, I think scientists no longer believe there is any connection between skull shape and criminal behavior. Really, I don't think anyone notices.
Ah, your hair. ... As ever-changing as the sand dunes of the Sahara. ... As unpredictable as a summer squall on the Pacific. ... As intriguing as a CNN exposé.
"Do I think you're beautiful??" Well, honey, I think I would have to say that you're ... you're fairly breathtaking!
>>19797598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q2LyESyisO
night msa!
>>19797712
you're posting the delete links to your vocaroos! :(
Wait a Minute , Monologue
Wait a minute! Just wait, I mean if your not going to give me a chance to tell my side of the story then I don't know what we're doing here. I mean come on. What is all of this if it's just going to be you berating me? I think we need to to have an open, you know, discourse. You know what I'm saying? You know? No, shut up, my chance to speak. This is my time here. Ok here we go.
I can see why you would think this is all my fault. I mean the whole thing looks a little incriminating. Sure. Yes. Of course. But who is the enabler? Huh? Oh shit, I got you there. Yeah who is the enabler. Let me tell you who. You. I never would have been in this situation if it wasn't for you. Your always bragging about your best friend and how great she is. You both parade around like you've both won little blue ribbon at the state fair. And we're best friends too. I mean I'm sorry but when you say things like your my best friend and if I ever need anything don't hesitate what am I supposed to think.
So fine yes I had sex with your best friend, and yes I feel bad, but what I am really saying here is that I'm not alone. I think all this negative energy your giving me right now, I don't think it's all about me. I think some of that might be more about you. So yeah you can end the friendship, you can never talk to me again, you can choose her over me, and by the way she may your BFF, but last night she. . .ok bad place to go. Bad place to go I understand. I'm sorry. Look all I'm saying is, all I'm saying, where are you going. Oh come on come back man. Ok It's your turn now go ahead, speak. Come back, I'm sorry.
To Kiss or Not To Kiss , Monologue
So the whole night's led up to this. One single moment of you and I, alone, with only the heavens watching us silently from up above. What should I do? Should I kiss you? I mean, I won't deny it - I've been thinking about it all night, actually long before tonight, but maybe I thought about it too much.
I do that sometimes. I mean, a kiss could be the perfect ending to this perfect evening with you - our lips locked in an embrace that says things lips can only say when they're not speaking. One single kiss, filled with passion to the point where our very souls are overflowing with it. It could be perfect. Or, it could be not so perfect.
Because sometimes I have this bad habit of reading all the signs wrong, and maybe you don't feel the same way I do. Maybe all you wanted to do was show me friendship, and I misread it. I mean, either way, if I kissed you right now, you would never think the same of me again. And, true, maybe it would be for the better, but I don't think I could stand it if it was for the worse. Because I can tell you that there is NOWHERE I would rather be, than right here, with you, right now.
And I'm not saying I would shout your name off of mountaintops, or run a mile over hot coals to get to you. I'm not saying I love you. Because I don't. Not yet, anyway. I'm just saying that for the first time in a long time, I feel happy, and the only reason I can think of for this feeling is you. So you know what? I'm gonna go with it. For the first time, I'm going to trust my instinct, and take a chance on you. I'm going to throw caution to the wind, and hope that maybe, just maybe, this one kiss opens up a door to somewhere I've been wanting to go my whole life.
>>19797739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C9h3HTucJc
I'm new to this!
>>19797745
lrn2grammar also your writing sucks.
>>19797718
I love it.
Midnight Road Rambler
>>19797718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YCo3Oj4A3x
>>19797745
I'd like it more, but
> dat incorrect "your" usage
/grammar nazi
>>19797749
Also do like.
>>19797805
Yeah, sorry about it had to do a few quick re-right in a few of them. The original is actually a "Bro, I'm sorry I slept with your girlfriend " to guy best friend. Not a "I'm sorry, I slept with your best friend (girl)" between guy and girl best friends. And the "Do I think your beautiful" one originally includes a name.
I blame my sticky/stuck "E" key, word pad, and my laziness in spell checking.
Wait A Minute:
http://picosong.com/PiUH/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LgCWr7KhI6
To Kiss or Not To Kiss
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q3XJrOvmmK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itgn9C2ZCd
Do I Think Your Beautiful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p07pCv8fJn
Might as well drop this stuff off while I'm here, cheers from another board. Stay cools bro.
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s13yu4rvPh0q/1c13b92bff94c209
I've been told I have a good voice for scary stories but I dunno how I would get into this...
>>19797756
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C9h3HTucJc
dis song!!
>>19797948
This Isn't A Script
This is me. I’m here. I’m shifting the words that you’re reading, altering them from whatever this person wrote.
I’ve been here for awhile. For as long as you can remember, anyway. Sometimes I say your name as you’re falling asleep, or whisper urgently in your ear. Do you remember the time that I screamed, throwing panic through you and setting your heart racing?
That was fun.
You’re wondering who I am. That’s only natural. Of course, you already know.
I’m you. I’m the real you. I’m the mind that existed here before you stole my body, before you forgot about being a parasite. I’m the child who looked the wrong way, asked the wrong question, saw the wrong thing… but I’m not so little any more.
You may have forgotten me, but I’m still here. I’ve always been here.
I’m going to get out
>>19797948
Thousands
You crawl into bed at around nine. Funny, that’s a little early for you, but you don’t seem to care. You toss and turn for a few minutes, before you feel it. Somebody’s watching you, you’re sure of it. You scan the room, finding nothing, but you still feel uneasy.
You lay back down, facing the room. You shut your eyes and try to sleep, but you can’t. You still feel the eyes on you, watching you.
You pull the covers over your head, and the feeling fades. You relax and close your eyes, but as soon as they shut, the feeling returns. You’re scared to move the covers, to search for the eyes that you know are watching you.
You’re terrified, but you yank the covers down, and as you do your heart skips a beat. You scan the room, seeing absolutely nothing yet again.
The feeling disappears, and you scold yourself for acting like such a child. You roll over toward the wall and quickly fall into a peaceful sleep.
But let me ask you this: Do you know how many hiding places there are in your room?
I do. Thousands.
>>19798027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ptUY0ZRKz1
The Everyman establishing.
>Who I am:
http://chirb.it/Asr5P9
>The Everyman's Record Vault:
http://pastebin.com/4KXPr1jy
Now taking requests for the following:
>SFW Shenanigans and poetry
>BFE
>NSFW vanilla
>Yandere
>NSFW [F/m] sub
>NSFW [M/f] dom
>NSFW verbal abuse
>anything else on a case-by-case basis
Some pieces that I'm proud of:
>One Thief in the Marine Corps (true story, so many feels):
http://chirb.it/B2m0gv
>Terra (the true story of my first love):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZnEN8xAJ1p
>Galaxie (the true story of my first car):
http://chirb.it/PO6DNv
>Want You Gone - GladOS (Male)
http://chirb.it/yp8r81
>Baby Got Back - Sir MixAlot
http://chirb.it/yk2yGy
>NSFW - Letter to Mistress (Author unknown)
http://chirb.it/meG4yk
>NSFW - Shlick Instructions - Public Display
http://chirb.it/OkNEEk
>NSFW - The Longest Road Ahead (Script by Eve):
http://chirb.it/4cHMxx
>NSFW - Boot Camp Blowjob:
http://chirb.it/ssN2KM
An excerpt from an ancient text detailing the many wonders of wizardly ecofriendliness.
Or some BS from my last job today.
>>19798162
>>19798162
Urp. Midnight Road Rambler reporting.
It sucks because I suck, but I tried to sing in German.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RiydfZuIMx
>>19798017
http://soundgasm.net/u/BCsThrowAway/This-Isnt-A-Script
>>19798027
http://soundgasm.net/u/BCsThrowAway/Thousands
>>19795422
>I want Everyman to sing /while/ fapping.
Gimme a song.
I just want a song. I am willing to sing a song of your choice and leave it for you in FSA, where I have been posting...several songs. SING FOR MEEEEEEEE
>>19798205
We singin' in German now!
>>19798168
Also, a slow version of Rammstein's "Wo Bist Du" would be awesome.
I think I'm gonna do my own version of it after I eat my breakfast.
>>19798205
But...I want my *own* song. New song, kplsthx. None of this "I did a song further up the thread..."
>>19798194
The Star Spangled Banner.
Amazing Grace
Why? Because 'Merica! That's why!
If you finish the song early, start chanting "USA, USA, USA!"
I mean, You love your country don't ya soldier?
If you really do this, then I don't know. My head will lick explode.
>>19795373
Oh, you probably missed it... but... some femanon came into /FSA/ saying she really needed to read a Neruda poem because she'd just gone through a breakup... you could HEAR the tears on her face.
I threw some feels out there for her.
http://chirb.it/94gJnk
Shit hurt.
>>19798222
>fap while Star Spangled Banner
Sorry, but that's disrespectful.
>fap while Amazing Grace
Sorry, but that's not my religion.
You're 0 for 2, anon.
>>19798218
"Criminal" by Fiona Apple.
Make it sexy.
>>19798238
I already sang it! Check the FSA thread because I'm drunk and my linking abilities might be lacking
>>19798247
Fuck. I just woke up, and I haven't had a chance to go through all your songs.
Umm... shit. Anything Winehouse?
Preferably "Me and Mr Jones."
Also, this conversation should move back over to /FSA/.
>>19798231
Well never really expected this to be taken seriously but yeah.... Sorry if I gave any offense.
As for an actual song choice.... I really have no idea, I am just horrible with songs and music in general.
Some Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, or something? I have no idea what kind of music people masturbate to nowadays. Good luck bro.
>>19798255
I kind of hate all things Amy Winehouse ;__;
If there is not second option, I will try, but it's 4 am and I am drunk and I want my song first >_<
>>19798231
>>19798269
>Justin Timberlake
JT - "What goes around"
b/c joi?
>>19798269
>Justin Timberlake
>pic related
Don't make a request if you don't wanna hear it.
Also... is this Soda? If so, I think your ID changed.
>>19798285
Nope. Just some random guy. Cheers mate.
>>19798283
LOL, i just looked at the lyrics.
>>19798285
OMG PLS.
>>19798304
Goddamnit, this is difficult. Singing takes so much concentration that I go soft in the middle of fapping :(
I was gonna do "Sexy Back," for the record.
I'm gonna keep trying though. Maybe it'll work.
>>19798325
What's your "jam"?
>>19797273
Puppy talkin' to pussy is the cutest shit ever oh jesus
we should just make recordings of ourselves
talking to our cats.
>>19797023
Can u pls b my kitty.
Fuck why do I always miss the good gay stuff GEEZ
I couldn't fap while singing the song... so I figured I'd just sing the bridge at the end of a fap already in progress.
It worked.
http://chirb.it/hD7kxc
The Machine, Monologue
Why won't you just listen to me? Can't we just talk about this? Like we used to? Do you remember back when we would just sit and talk, about whatever popped into our heads, and we never fought or argued? We used to be so happy... Whatever happened?
Something changed- I don't know if it was you, or if it was me, but something's just not the same. It's like we're... not the same. I mean, I love you, and I know you love me, but there's just something missing. It's like we're a secondhand puzzle- we used to be beautiful and fit together perfectly, but over the years some pieces have been worn down, and some just got lost along the way.
Please don't cry, it's not your fault. Or mine. It's just that, sometimes things just don't work out like you think they will. That's life. And you know that, I don't want this to end just like you don't. But I look at you, and I see that you're not happy. That's all I really want- just to see you smile, like you used to. Even if that's not with me.
And who knows? Maybe all we need is a break. A chance to explore life on our own for a while. I just want you to be happy, because that's what you deserve. If I could take away the hurt and all the bad things out of your life, I would in a heartbeat. If only this were a perfect world, maybe things would've turned out differently. I really had hoped you would pick up the phone, but maybe you'll give me a call sometime. I'm going outta town to spend some time with my dad. If you call, I'll answer, and remember, that no matter how bad things may seem, no matter how many wrong turns you take, I will always be just a phone call away. I love you. Goodbye.
>>19798352
>It worked.
I just love how two little words are just making me smile and laugh like an idiot right now.
I'm sad that I have no song yet ;__;
>>19798360
Fuck, slight change/correction. Third paragraph last line.
>"Even if that's not with me."
to
>"Even if it's not with me."
>>19798365
Some Backstreet Boys? NSYNC? I don't know.
>>19798381
I was a HUGE BSB fan growing up
yesplease
Thiswillhopefullybeawesome.jpg
>>19798388
Well best of luck to you there. Hope you get what you're looking for.
If you want to go all out, you are gonna have to find some way to get 5 guys here willing to do it.
>>19798391
Honestly...I am just disappointed. It's been months since I've bothered coming to MSA and I see that instead of requests being fulfilled, there is much talking. I even re-recorded "Criminal" for whoever-that-was. I'm drunk, and just wanted to request a song.
I am disappoint, MSA.
>>19798397
There have been more performers than requests lately... and the anon that dumped all those scripts did so in the middle of the night, while most of us were asleep.
I think you've just got bad timing :(
>>19798411
-__-
Bad timing. Sure. I blame me being drunk and bothering to make a request which still hasn't been fulfilled... I miss my old performers.
>>19798411
>>19798416
For real though, it's like 8 PM where I'm at. Or 5 AM if you live on the West Coast. I kinda agree, bad timing.
>>19798411
Perhaps you mean more requests than performers? Otherwise there would be no issue... even my drunk self recognizes that.
>>19798429
Okay, then - I'll rescind my request. Apologies, I suppose, for wasting time here.
>>19798455
No, I mean more performers than requests... this leads to alot of rambling conversation and inside jokes, and less faps.
Also, it means that the listeners get overwhelmed by the sheer volume of content and stop requesting.
>>19798429
Post them all to a Pastebin and get thee a name!
>>19796650
Dat moaning and kissing! Hnnnng!
>>19796916
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7ZvFNudNQ
I tried channeling Ryan Gosling's character in Blue Valentine for the NY accent. Haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUUZZi4uUE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15hyVT4gYeL
~wash
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>>19794908
>>19794914
>>19795422
>>19796394
>>19797718
>>19797745
>>19797749
>>19798017
>>19798027
>>19798205
>>19798222
>>19798238
>>19798255
>>19798360
If you haven't received any requests or don't know what to do, do these! All requests are open and standing even if they've been originally requested of specific recorders.
NEW BOYS
Remember, post your voice and win a prize! The prize being a greater chance of getting requests!
GENERAL
Friendly reminder that you don't need to "Establish ID" if you're not a recorder or script writer.
Good job to everyone in here for an entertaining and productive thread!
SCRIPTS
Will
>>19797718
>>19797745
>>19797749
>>19798017
>>19798027
>>19798360
Please report to the principal's office to sign a permission slip, your content is valuable and would be a great contribution to the pastebin. Also, your name would be appreciated for the purposes of being credited.
Anyone else wishing to have their content posted to the Masterbin, please report in and sign your permission slips as well.
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So... I heard a song on the radio on my way back from work. Decided to sing it because feels.
I... kinda got choked up the third time through the chorus. Cried a little. You can hear it, for sure... but... here it is.
http://chirb.it/fbIhvd
Honestly, this... this has me feeling a little vulnerable, but... fuck it. Posting it is cathartic.
>>19796650
Oh my. Now I'm wet XD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cDGqsGFU5m
>>19798335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qcPWy5MUh9
>Recording for New Boys 2 part 1: Interrupted Vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qtFYDyPPyy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NKETlhiMkK
warning: so loooong
>>19799140
morning ...............................>lime man
Home alone, bored, what do?
Record edging finally?
A Great Night of Something, Monologue
Hey! . . . Hey!! Oh my god . . . WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME!
Jesus, I know you're all righteous and shit and don't think you need to even pay attention to me but why don't you humor me here, ok? No no no stay with me don't look away! I want you to look right at me as I say this to you. You're going to pay attention to every word.
First off I bought the weed so I don't know what the problem is. Yes it was a gift, but it was here and you know what? No big deal, I can get more. Second, the fish was old and you never took very good care of him anyway so his days were numbered. And third, the police understood the whole thing and they said it would go on your record as a misdemeanor at the very worst. So yeah, you're a little banged up and yes it will take some time to get the stains out of the couch but it isn't worth it man.
You need to look on the bright side of things more. Look, I'm not saying I fucked up, but if I did . . Hey come on focus here buddy, don't look over there, there's nothing going on over there . . . if I did fuck up, then you have to understand that there were a whole set of circumstances that were stacked against me. No one would have believed she was underage, there was no sign that said animals not allowed, and Ricky can usually hold his shit a lot better than he did. I mean I've seen him do a lot more and end up less fucked up. So in the end maybe it's just a really good story to tell our grandkids.
>>19798830
This isn't a board I visit all to often, but if you need a name just use the name "Dasein"
More often then not I'll probably be working on some other stuff and occasionally pop in and drop some voice stuff recorded in other boards I visit.
Like this:
A Great Night of Something, Monologue
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m7XDtxQQCC
http://picosong.com/PiaZ/
>>19798950
Oh my.. Did I do that? ;3
>>19798927
;_;7
>>19798566
I think we all want a little of Gosling's accent lol
>>19799224
WOO!
Listenan.
>>19799269
Thank you very much Dasein! Is it fine for me to create a section in the Masterbin for your scripts?
>>19799299
Sure.
>>19799312
Thanks! You'll be 100% credited on the pastebin and whenever your content is posted.
Morning/afternoon thread
Wat up?
>>19799369
Still debating if I wanna record edging or not.
>>19799377
Do it!
>>19799320
Now I have to actually go work on some actual stuff, well see you guys eventually.
Later Days, everyone.
>>19798787
I love these man.
Before I go here.
Seduce The Crocodile:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j1yWv5BYNy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WMjpTanl0V
>>19799377
>>19799382
OP commands it. Now U2 must give her The Edge.
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The Masterbin has been updated!
Now containing:
> Dasein's Scripts
> Midnight Rambler's Sexy Audio Tips
Check 'em out everyone!
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>>19797707
You can add me, I don't use skype very much though but I created one for this thread.
PurpleMSA
Others in this thread feel free to add me as well.
>>19799382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uEFJRW2N7y
Rabbit edging :P
>>19799477
Oh my...
>>19799474
And that's the story of how Purple drowned in pussy and was never heard from again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LVNXoHsCQj
>>19799224
;__;
are you ready for some scary love, Kitty?
cutest little kissimirri ever oh my god
>>19799474
My god, I'ma so add you it's not even funny
I will add you so hard
it'll knock you out I swear
I am bored...
>>19799622
I too am bored. Seems most of the ladies are at work or out for the weekend.
>Tfw Lime God has 30 followers now
>>19799622
>>19799632
Psst... Over here >>19798830
Or maybe over here:
http://pastebin.com/FpESKZzK
>>19799676
Mehhh I already edged for a little, I dun wanna.
>>19799292
when i saw "listenan" i actually thought it was finnish and that blanco was doing something so i spent a good minute or two googling "listenan finnish translation" before i just kinda... "oh..."
>>19799534
s-scary? what do you mean, mamma?
requesting a ramble from anyone, maybe like 10 minutes long if you can manage. i'm still really sleepy, and that kinda thing helps... :s
catnap!
>>19799676
>already did edge and 100-1
>already sang while fapping
>already did most of Ovri's scripts
>already sang without fapping
I might get on some of Dasein's shit later. Maybe.
>>19799745
>requesting a ramble
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fd5unOBVVZ
>>19799662
#Lil 'L THELIMEGOD
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INFREQUENTLY DONE CONTENT FROM THE OLD PASTEBIN
Misc. Scripts
http://pastebin.com/R8BVjWnE
Script Ideas (HUGE IMPROV OPPORTUNITY)
http://pastebin.com/FpESKZzK
Squeesex's Scripts
http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
NoName's Scripts
http://pastebin.com/u/Nonamesoc
"Worship/Fap/Subby-goodness"
http://pastebin.com/AsrDAbQk
You Have a Secret
http://pastebin.com/7K30zYJH
"Confrontation"
http://pastebin.com/4sccXEe0
ScriptFem's "My Pet"
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
ScriptFem's Assorted Scripts (Short)
http://pastebin.com/beQJc878
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rpyXtYKGDh
~wash
>>19800104
My Little Pet (Script by ScriptFem):
http://chirb.it/w9mmz9
>wtf recaptcha?
Here u go thread... just for u.
My Pet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z7JzyJxPfm
Doll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x4NNfsPNXm
Tease
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iv7knwVVbA
Kiss
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eBcXsZExUd
Esper here, just dropping in to say "Made it to Australia in one piece..." And now I'm a bit under the influence... so I can't really request/listen/anything much because brain is not functioning properly... but I just thought I'd put it out there that I've survived the plane rides...
-Esper-
>>19794984
Waaaaaait you're here? I missed things!
-Esper-
Voodoo here, stressed by studying i want to get this tension out, i'll go look for a request to fulfill. In the meantime, have some links (everything here: http://www.chirbit.com/Voodoo)
1st the non lewd:
Questions for New Boys http://chirb.it/EwvqIB
Spleen IV (french poetry) http://chirb.it/gO3A93
On the Coldest Winter Night http://chirb.it/pM5A4z
Ezekiel 25:17 http://chirb.it/N5MDFJ
Freaky Fred's Poem http://chirb.it/ecxqh0
Poupine et Thierry (fr) http://chirb.it/6LmwOM
And now the sexy ones :
Short french improv http://chirb.it/0bebpC
Sweet kissing http://chirb.it/J9JJ25
Shall we play? http://chirb.it/mvnG04
The (Long) Road Ahead http://chirb.it/A2kHb3 (really really long, the whole script took me 37min)
Sweet teasing http://chirb.it/IHfkwc
100-1 Challenge http://chirb.it/vFP9xE
Stop Right There ! http://chirb.it/mOKDEa
Caresse au Café (strong french accent) http://chirb.it/ekx0td
If i remember correctly it's one of the 1st thing i recorded when i started, but it was on vocaroo so it's gone now i think. Now it's back again
http://chirb.it/yBPGde
>>19800666
>Dat post number.
Esper's the Devil.
>>19800104
"Confrontation"
Based on: http://pastebin.com/4sccXEe0
http://chirb.it/JnDLsI
Are ScriptFem and ScriptsbyFemanon the same person?
>>19800999
I'm not entirely sure, they've been around since before I got here.
>>19801007
Okay well, I updated the tag to attribute it to ScriptsByFemanon
>>19800999
>mfw 999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gOedRLFeaV
Fuck most doctors.
Hai guis.
>>19800999
keep posting Purple! I'm rather enjoying fapping to you (;
>>19801022
>Dat political reference.
I wanna be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
To get elected is my real test.
To rule them is my caaaauuuuse.
>>19801060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rEjgWAoBpS
>>19801057
Well, you keep fappin and i'll keep postin.
>>19801040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s105QhZe5JqR
Whats goin on the BBQ?
>>19799851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ZqGpCHkEi
>>19800313
thought u should know that like many other people in the thread i love oglaf and these are wonderful
>>19800531
>mfw no yangire to pick on me and pick slivers of my bones out of soft blunt instruments
>Q2: Achtung Baby
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00DhGvsS4qO
///LEWD/// questions also 20 frickin' minutes but i'm awake!
>>19801124
>>19800666
all of these trips
>>19801124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fqp1gJIIj7
>>19801196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xo3ObCkDJt
~wash
>>19801197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmHYnVIQeI
might be a bit loud, so sorry
>>19801124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ygs4QVfViY
How's the Lime God Project?
Mad world
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pFquGbUiwN
>>19801243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QSwxAraEes
>>19801266
Dunno if it's my speakers or what, but I could barely hear the vocals over the piano.
Awesome though.
>>19801196
mfw you havn't requested me to do any.
>>19801252
No comment was cut off at the start
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aC30a42dJ5
>>19801274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LkUL1ubJBi
>>19801307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H6AcQInUWp
Came off a little angrier than I meant to at the end. Uhh... oops.
>>19801040
It is okay, no one ever enjoys coming to see me to get their teeth cleaned. Heh-eheh it is okay, n-n-no offense taken at all Aki-chan.
._.
>>19801355
Away Fay is away and on a diff ip
Ps turret I loved those recordings
>>19801361
Corrupt them church bitches, Away Fay... and post results!
>>19801355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dfz3g5FrU3
>>19801339
i thought i was the only one that heard the H8chBO lol noice!
>>19801405
I've spent enough time in the UK to hear that shit from a mile away.
>>19801381
Yarrr
>>19801404
On the road. When I get home I will give you the good stuff. Vampires are cool I guess. Also yeah don't worry about the cleaning stuff I seriously get it all the time. I don't have an assistant so I just sit there and try to make terrible small talk only to awkwardly remember y'all can't respond. I bought a portable xm player with earbuds and offer it to people in hopes they take it and I don't have to force small talk.
Also thanks purple! I appreciate you backing doctors!
I will bbl
>>19801298
do something improv and make it sound like it hurt! ...if you're okay with that <:3c
>>19801339
>heych-bee-oh
my sides weren't ready
>>19801447
Yeah, but with that accent... I could listen to you force small talk over the sound of whirring dental tools all damn day.
You'd just have to ignore the tent being pitched nearby, that's all.
>>19801449
after sitting here alone by my self browsing an unmoving thread for 9 hours.. my noisy roommates have returned and thus prevented me from being able to record quality work... so.. here's a thingy i did with aki a while ago. OLD RECORDING INCOMMING!
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uo2qNoD0Ml
hopefully thatll do. if not.. tell me EXACTLY what you want and i'll have it as soon as i'm able.
>>19801504
turretto pls
>>19801040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ffgLhSBjSd
>>19801504
tsk. noisy flatmates are the worst. but those wet, popping noises? they are the other thing. the opposite thing of worst.
>tell me EXACTLY what you want
heck if i can ever tell .-.
but thanks for being such an accommodating sadist anyways!
>>19801644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m3NCGV9Wzk
>>19801630
it's ok love... it just means i have to nurse you back to health.....(so that i can break you again)
>>19801644
...best? lol
if you don't tell me.. then idk if i can give it to you.
>>19801339
>>19801405
>>19801449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HTQtxVFkoe
swine
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14VBEZvR5yS
Turning the tables on mistress
~wash
>>19800974
XD Yes. I'm the devil. Ooooh dear. XD
>>19801734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xVBGP4Nn6o
>>19801734
>HAAAAAYYYYYCH
Fuck, dude.
>>19801779
The Devil went down to Straya,
she was lookin' for a Bruce to fuck.
She was in a bind,
she was way behind,
and she was feelin' down on her luck.
>>19801779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TC8f22tBCy
>>19801801
damn you beat me to it
>>19801734
that's like saying the letter C has a sssss sound like in Cindy... XD but nah i'm just pickin.. it's rather unique. i like it. and the cockney ish sound kinda works for you... though anyone else sounds like they're gargling fukkin marbles and makes me want to hit them in the throat collapse their trachea and watch them choke on the pieces while simultaneously drowning in their own blood...BUUUUUUUUUT i digress... your accent is teh smex and you should be proud.
>>19801830
I'm tempted to write the whole song out now...
Disappeared for a while, back again. Here's my intro thingy again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iA5YGg1jN0
>>19801839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18JILMYUNx0
>>19801929
>Northern Accent
>Sounds exactly like the four boys from Liverpool
>>19802044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lW7Wbjb2SR
>>19802064
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbgzXMn9Kp
>>19800531
Unnff! So good <3
>>19799745
The kind of scary love where I cuddle you a bit too hard until you yelp while I breathe heavily with adoration<3
>>19801040
Public health care dentists man. It's like going to court every time.
>>19802125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00aBGzFCbBJ
>>19802170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c6WdABeOiO
>>19802144
DONT LIE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>19801689
>A Sub's Confession, parts 1 & 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KUNzLQU44k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLpyBISxtO
adapting scripts... dunno what i should do sometimes, i'm okay with not adapting it at all but it might be a little weird :s
>idea of my range
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sNygbgTnDC
kill me and burn my throaty songbox
>>19802144
naw i don't think it'd be too scary if you were dragging your fingers through my curly locks and letting me rest my head on your warm lap, reeling as all the while i sample the faint scent of fabric softener and cigarette smoke. cuddle as hard as you want but if you can do that you've won me ^u^
Anybody here have something really sweet and cute? Anything, like a written script or monologue or something. Nothing sexual, though. I know "I Miss You" is there but I want moar! Anything?
>>19802380
I've got a script I've been working on that is a tad sexual, but I might be able to clean it up a little if you give me a few minutes
>>19802391
Much appreciated! :D
>>19802380
http://chirb.it/a9p8cd
http://chirb.it/Ig026P
http://chirb.it/zFmII6
http://chirb.it/hhAF06
LOOOOOVE me some BFE.
>>19802398
http://pastebin.com/BSsRpfB5
I'm sure you can tell that it used to be more r-rated. Was writing it for a friend that's a lg to have her DD record for her.
>>19802297
I-I WOULD NEVER-
no wait YES I LIE TO YOU ALL THE TIME
PLS TORTURE ME I NEED TO BE PUNISHED
>>19802328
Aw I'd pet you silly, kitten~
Also well done with the sub scripts, hnngh!
And I was really surprised your voice could go that deep with the sample of your range.
>>19802328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mhH6CG6dKX
Also, that range.. Yeah, wow, don't do that. I'd like to hang on to what little masculinity I have left, kthx.
Tentin establishing with a recording of
Nightingale's "Orpheus Meets Nightengale" [script from pastebin.com/pMpTk3cg ]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05TRKUgbQvF
>>19802737
on a side note, I'm jealous of how long your nails are!
>>19802844
ikr and I love how it's all anime anime anime and then random hand pic, like wtf?
>>19802737
but oh my god dat chortling
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UJKeL5OkgT
>>19802554
>>19802697
>range, and hiding the power level thereof
and now that you know about it... please, never, *never* mention this again.
>>19802737
tentin, you got talons, son!
>>19802885
http://chirb.it/NKL7ge
>>19802965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YpMQBvHv83
>*never*
%NEVER%
>>19802554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aRcnhk2Cg1
>>19802737
Great~
P.S. scratchy scratchy
>>19802965
>>19803011
Oh my god pls I want to cuddle up with my two
BARELY
LEGAL
BOIZ
and watch movies. Good ones. Because Puppy is uncultured as fooook~
>>19803042
TURRET YOU COMPLETE ME
I am looping that in the afterlife oh god
>>19803121
>tfw "barely legal" was almost a decade ago
Incase I never get to post these, a bunch of scripts, hitting an odd assortment of fetishes. Some are shit, some are good, some aren't even started. Anyway, if you like them, take 'em.
Fuck, I didn't post the link.
http://pastebin.com/u/roadeternal
>>19803209
>Gosling eating some dope food
>Gosling eating some
>Gosling eating
Nope. This thread is now spoon gifs.
>>19803209
>gosling eating some dope food
>>19803226
>spoon gifs
OH GOD YES I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
>>19803226
That's dirty propaganda. He loves food.
>>19803259
OH FUCK YEAH!
Oh nails. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wt03cS4rkI
>>19802844
>>19802965
That picture's 4 years old, so here's an updated look.
>>19802911
Boring trivia: I recorded most of that a week ago, but I just couldn't get a decent laugh for the end. Today I was joking around with a friend before a LoL game and while experiencing lulz aplenty I jumped into Audacity to finish that.
>>19803278
THIS IS THE SHIT I LIVE FOR
THIS IS LIFE ON THE EDGE
>>19803259
>>19803226
>>19803278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1syBdImZODE
>>19803302
Spoon gifs, niggu
>>19803319
>Spoon gifs, niggu
>>19803317
Yeah niggu, spoon gifs
>>19803341
>Yeah niggu, spoon gifs
See this shit, ladies? This is what happens when you don't make requests. The thread turns into spoon gifs.
>>19803367
Well to be fair, the request post's been made and there's plenty of shit to do. I'm going to go on a fucking killer recording spree once I get this virus taken care of and Chrome stops opening new windows in my face.
I just wanna suck Ryan's dick.
>>19803393
>I just wanna suck Ryan's dick.
I don't, because I'm straight. I just enjoy watching him not eat cereal.
As for the requests post...
>>19799778
>>19803410
Road's pastebin looks pretty scrum-diddly-umptious. Already see 2 or 3 I wanna do.
>>19803209
>>19803317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wF8PPWcmyE
>>19803367
>See this shit, ladies? This is what happens when you don't make requests. The thread turns into spoon gifs.
I can live with this.
>>19803462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IzzEIyntJA
>>19803462
http://chirb.it/bbCyPF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15meF2ORT3t
>>19803786
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
>>19803447
Thank god, finally, seeing all this cereal-refusal had me really frustrated.
>>19803786
:< My condolences for the self-neutering.
>>19803893
yea.. i fixed that situation.. but i ate too much and nao i has a tummi ache -_- much annoying.. very suck.. wow.
>>19803841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UdvAcKG9vb
Rappin u say?
Eminem - Stan
http://chirb.it/6FBc7C
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N7KThlsepa
for bunbun blushes
>>19804022
What do you need help with? ;)
>>19803209
Letter From Master
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CuOHtLzIDN
Sappy Sweet Romach Shit oh god my diabetes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RMYS0vIBoB
Consensual Mindbreak
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B2zZQWhNh3
Bruh. Finish those others... <3 Especially that Rave Rape and apocalypse thingy.
>>19804068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OonC1rcix7
>>19794898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MPoKlc4H8e
I'm tired.
>>19804078
How can I help?
>>19804102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tuGfrTmF0e
>>19804112
Script?? Because I can't improv. Actually I can't really talk dirty either, lol.
>>19804142
i dont have one haha D: nvm then sorry bunbun blushes
>>19804142
me being bad blushes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LKQCphyPRS
>>19804171
I'm sorry too. :(
>>19804188
I approve!
bambi being naughty?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UTP5gOVFp5
>>19804221
Moar!!!!
>>19804241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oDIYcdl7A2
>>19804264
I'm touching myself right now.
>>19804304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04VYQJIMz1f
>>19804331
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04VYQJIMz1f
Are you close?
>>19803922
You're the Jesus of cereal, eating too much of it to make up for all the cereal the sinful Ryan Gosling has refused.
I can be your first disciple.
>>19803999
MY JAM!
>>19804072
AMAZING!
'Consensual Mindbreak' was my favorite! <3
So good, Pup, so goooood~
>>19804080
Oh my god that was beautiful!
>>19804360
no, i could try harder if you wanted mne to, are you close?
>>19804372
I'm not close yet either. Go as long and hard as you want.
But keep recordan!
>>19804364
Thank you.. someone had to do it so i figured.. why not me.. and yes.. yes you may.
Does anyone know of a script that will harvest any links put in the thread for later listening, maybe copying the text of the post with it? I could really use one of those as I've now got like almost a week of back listening to do...:/
-Midnight Road Rambler
>>19803447
>>19804404
I fucking love this!
>>19804388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11BE7HZQbxa
i wanna hear you moan =P
>>19804426
....did you tag the right post? cuz i'm a bit confused.
>>19804441
yeah, dat fuckin cereal!
>>19804468
lol my diet consists mostly of cereal salad and rice n tea so if you get off to cereal nommage i'm your person.
>>19804426
>>19804441
>>19804468
"Honey, remember that time we were fapping to each other on MSA and listening to Turret eat cereal?"
Guys I'm fucking dying hahaha I love this thread <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjED4apflD
waiting on my bunbun =p
>>19803447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ivDLZ9nWW2
>>19804509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09HNUPaQL4i
honestly... i scare myself with these random out of character recordings i do.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hKIjorZCiy
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE~
>>19804615
I'M DYING
NOOOOOO FUCK
my sides holy ow hahshasd
>>19804639
Still here, still dying
ow
(pic related, this gif truly works for everything)
>>19804615
That was funny as fuck.
bravo bro. bravo
>>19804615
I'm going to get out of read-only this time, only to say
THIS WAS FUCKING GOLDEN
ATTA TURRET-KUN YOU GO BOY
YOU DA BEST
>>19804654
i'll have you know i actually curled into the fetal position whilst recording that.
>>19804484
Haha, I was voice chatting with a guy on skype one time, and he started eating a bowl of cereal, and omggg. That crunching noise is super relaxing and oddly slightly arousing. Hahah, I don't understand it!!
>>19804509
>>19804615
>"Honey, remember that time we were fapping to each other on MSA and listening to Turret eat cereal?"
Omg, I seriously can't stop laughing!
>>19804596
>>19804701
>>19804678
I was wondering where you were.
Stalking us. Lurking the thread. The Midnight Watchwoman. The silent protector.
>>19804685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pta5UxbAI6
>>19804716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0exEzFho47o
can i hear you begging for me to cum? :3
>>19804685
Well, aren't you glad your cereal-eating contributed to this beautiful meeting of perverts? You sexy breakfasting motherfucker.
>>19804716
Neither can I, gurl, neither can I. Still dying, wishing for my last breath hahaha
>>19804736
I'm always here. Listening. Silently. Quietly. Like a ninja. Like a passing wind. Like a stranger in the night.
Taking notes and saving faps. The silent spirit guarding over the MSA.
>>19804825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1laHC6UEyHk
>>19804850
Ovri sees all. Hears all. She knows your secrets. So you better be good - or else you'll regret it.
>>19804877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mhtT6ZEROZ
>>19804736
lmfao relax bro everything will be fine..maybe... maybe i short circuited.. i think i ishould be fine nao.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LDIMFq7EGc
T_T
>>19805011
>>19805176
*silently admiring Turret-kun's rapping and singing from afar with unhealthy glint in her eyes*
Midnight Rambler, checking in.
> chirbit.com/midnightrambler
Home at last!
Audio tricks and improvised licks,
these are tots my game.
Highlight reels would include...
> Carry My Heart (feels central)
http://chirb.it/n6KM1x
> Johnny Cash's Hurt - Vocals only (feels express)
http://chirb.it/NNp5Ch
> Venture Bros (relief from feels)
http://chirb.it/AP2Gk0
> Sexy collab with Eve (unffff...)
http://chirb.it/EOJIk4
> Bad Grades (so naughty)
http://chirb.it/fkKLMP
> ASMR for Fay (careful ladies...)
http://chirb.it/zODPGk
> The Gunslinger, Ch. 1 (we audiobookin now)
http://chirb.it/5A1wme
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1EXZXsrlO
>>19803121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07XtHcGTjNH
>>19803011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m2NZe6jH1N
>>19804072
>gentle & dom
~<3
>>19805249
>ASMR record
okay, hmm, nice, gOOD
>>19806060
Thanks:D I started listening to your initial ramble, but I got interrupted pretty early in. I have to say though, your voice has great potential for unbridled madness.
Morning, /MSA/.
I've been sleeping like a normal human lately... what the fuck is this waking up at 8:30 AM with no alarm shit?
Anyway, I'm gonna be taking requests for about the next two hours... in the mean time... I need to cook breakfast.
Dead thread is dead. Bumping with my breakfast.
>>19806275
Memoirs bitch! Do 'em!
>>19806340
Goddamn. Alright.
I'm gonna put my fuckin' SOUL into some work at 9 in the morning for you.
You needy bastard.
>>19806343
Hey, where have my demands been over the past few days? As far as I can tell you ejected a gallon of cum for the insatiable ladies of MSA...
I'm finally getting around to mixing down a final version of Carry My Heart by the way. Still not 100% happy with the treatment of the monologue voice, but meh, I think it's like 95% there.
Uploading it now.
>>19806346
I've actually been doing more singing and rapping... but... yeah, I've done more than my fair share of fapping too.
I had a dream last night that Jarocar got a new mic and came back.
Fuck.
>>19806359
The sads have you eh? Mebbe I can fix that...
Gimme a minute.
>>19806359
A start.
http://chirb.it/tJw1h7
Some tongue twisters...
http://chirb.it/aKHs1B
From here.
>>19805343
I made a thing...
>>19806476
GAAAAAAAAAAAH! LIMEALANCHE!
*cowers in fear*
Something I saw a few threads ago but never got around to...
Movie Trailer: Super Drunk
http://chirb.it/O4Hcfd
>>19806505
>http://chirb.it/O4Hcfd
I wroted this
>>19806507
Hope I did it justice:D
>>19806509
ya dun good
>>19806512
Got any more?
Away Fay is still away, hung over, and depressed.
/r/ing something warm and fluffy. I think Dasein had some good scrips. Or wing something together! <3
>>19806517
That was made up on the spot :P I am in no writing mood as of right now.
>>19806521
Hey away Fay! I'll poke around...
>>19806521
Depressed?
Ohhh... away Fay... I'd record something for you right now if I didn't have to leave for work right now.
Talk to me later. We can let the feels out then.
>>19806551
>>19806556
Thanks y'all.
Ugh I made the mistake of watching VICE's news footage of the MH17 stuff. So sad :(
>>19806566
Incoming Daesin script...
To Kiss or Not To Kiss
http://chirb.it/D90p88
>>19806598
>/Insert dreamy sigh while plopping down on her bed
Only I am nowhere near a bed, oh well same effect. Thanks Hun, that helped me out a lot. Well, on with the day! <3
>>19806626
No prob. Take it easy!
>>19806626
GURL YOU BEST BE BACK
We waitin' on skype!
>>19806644
Am I part of that we? 'cause I can get down with that.
>>19806646
we all acn
>>19806656
Yee.
>>19806476
Yo...
Bruh.
BRUH. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! THE COMING OF THE LIME!
>>19806664
>>19806476
You guys want some of this >>19806505
for a Lime God trailer?
>>19806670
Oh fuck yes
>>19806672
Write it and it shall be read.
>>19806674
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then... there was Lime God, creator of the holy trinity of citrus, Lime, Orange, and Lemon. These three basic citrus flavors have built the ground we walk upon to this day. Lime is representative of all that is good and holy. Orange is representative of all that is neutral, unchanging, and infinite. Lemon is representative of all that is evil and unholy. Watch this summer as the holy Lime bible is acted out by Morgan Freeman as Lime, Robert Downey Jr. as Orange, and Gilbert Gottfried as Lemon."
>>19806689
Oh fuck.
It's on. I still have the settings up from the last trailer... gimme 5 minutes.
>>19806689
So shall it be written; So shall it be done:
http://chirb.it/9Fy8wp
>>19806712
>http://chirb.it/9Fy8wp
Beautiful
>>19806719
Anything to be of service to our Lord and Savior of all things citrusy and good.
I'm on a roll. Any more requests?
Cover this beautiful song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD8Y18rBOg8#t=34
>Tfw he follows Lime God
>>19806796
I think I need subtitles or something.
I'd totally do this in the movie trailer voice though.
>>19806806
I don't have the willpower for that. There's just so many shitty rappers following Lime God it's fucking hilarious.
>>19806781
Talk about your feet. Just... tell me anything. Everything. I just want to hear a guy talk about his feet. :'(
>>19806820
Third play through I think I'm starting to get it.
>>19806824
Ok! Give me a few minutes...
>>19806824
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MxyVWxk1iR
>>19806840
lol, i liked this, although you just left me wanting more!
>>19806824
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Voo1hC16W
That was a long ramble about my feet
>>19806848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DD09xB6PxJ
>>19806857
I don't really understand it either, I just know what I like! I can leave you alone about it if you want ;)
>>19806855
Oh honey I could listen to you talk about your feet all day! You're so cute!
>>19806874
Bouncing it down. It went a bit longer than I thought it would. T-minus 12 minutes.
>>19806874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11VZgeFGJne
Dildo Jones establishing, after a day or two.
Questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CZhKgcqJUm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19HAVy9fQVh
100-1 Challenge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DCh95jQXH6
I Get a Kick Out of You (after Frank Sinatra)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Biw9zPyRDF
I've Got You Under My Skin
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d3CQbmMDKs
Public Ninja Schlicking (by VK)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11WByUf9Njo
>>19806901
I hope I didn't ruin feet for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTpzblFsD2
>>19806887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IwemyoXi6K
>>19806901
Damn vocaroo. Could you take longer?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QmUTrsMzVN
>>19806926
Not at all, I loved it! Are your feet ticklish?
>>19806908
Same to you: are your feet ticklish? Discuss.
>>19806960
bambi has awoken from the fields! , i really wanna go back to bed
>>19806968
[Petting intensifies]
...This is why.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gm1P0Pm9j
>>19806981
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gm1P0Pm9j
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DojJW6NTth
>>19806993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1747Zy3tJxl
>>19806986
Jesus, those tan lines...
L-Lime god pls. Not this early
>>19806953
12 whole minutes and nothing about whether they're ticklish?! Silly boy. I loved it anyway! Thank you!
>>19806930
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cUxanJAj2o
>>19806960
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JNBCA38WfT
I kinda went on a footwear tangent after a bit. Sorry. Blame Rambler.
Goin on a ramble
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NvTBKYkZAp
>>19807010
Well, I mean, I don't know what to say about feet. I could put an addendum on there about that though. Any other foot-related things you'd like to know?
>>19807009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uYSmGlLdUW
>>19807019
No, I think you covered everything else ;D
>>19807037
OK! But if it helps, my feet are only ticklish in the brief moments where I lose control over my ticklishness.
>>19806796
Back to studying
>>19807030
Genius. Why didn't I think of that?
>>19807056
haha no idea xD, i doubt it would work but youu dont know til you try xD
>>19806981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zviealPwGH
>>19806824
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uJX20n8C5F
ha ha, time for feet!
What am I doing with my life...
>>19807182
the lime god's work, son
>>19806060
:< I can't be a chainsmoking cougar? I want to be! Why can't I be that?
I'll spray you with water in a bit.
I like maaany movies. Depressing and bloody stuff is the best <3
And I will help with the script as much as I can, at least idea-wise!
>>19807182
All these limes...
>>19807233
>:< I can't be a chainsmoking cougar? I want to be!
You can be my chainsmoking cougar any day.
So uh, wtf is on over here?
>>19807316
Nothing that should concern you...
>>19807358
NO! FUCKING LIES! THERE IS ONLY ONE LIME GOD!
>>19807372
The other one is Lime Godess... can't you tell?
>>19807358
Lime Godular Modular docking?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YBMbvDTDg7
Radiohead's Creep
>>19807233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02hgoeimZdd
idk... :c
>>19807358
it's like some kind of fertility idol..
>>19807429
WHOA!!!
Someone here has to cure me of this boredom
>>19807683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c3ukZNYk49
>>19807691
Didn't understand a word of that...
>>19807700
i thought it was pretty :3
same for >>19807429
i keep checking in while cleaning but idk... tell some lime jokes? :)
>>19807726
I'm too busy with other work to record right now.
>>19807700
I'd be surprised if anyone on 4chan understood it.
>>19807726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s072FSgcv8Ev
BLANCO AND OVRI CALLING FOR FAY
LIGHT THE FAY SIGNAL
THIRD PERVERT NEEDED
>>19807440
Awww don't be so serious, I don't need to be a cougar, I still have my younger boiz don't I? <3
Aki bampin' with a request:
What does sex mean to you? Try to think more of the act itself and not the person it's with.
>>19808088
i'm kinda uptight and sad so i'm kinda letting that inflect on me, i just need to finish tidying up and take a siesta... u_u
>>19807759
...i still don't understand a word of this but it's very, very comforting... thank you.
8 mins of me babbling about complete and utter nonsense.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XJtkko2RFx
>>19808330
Aw don't be sad, I lub you, you're so cute <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xWHuRpF2Kz
DRUNKEN OVRI BUMP
I love you guys
Keep up the good work
*smooch*
>>19808651
Hey there!
You sound... otherwordly! <3
>>19808817
Does drunk Ovri have any requests?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14lI7RpmM2p
>>19808911
HA
NOTICED
I'LL REME;BER YOU FOREVER
- Drunk Blanco Bump of Russian/Finland Relations
>>19808911
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14lI7RpmM2p
Listened, now you're hoping I'm having a less good day.
>>19808938
Blanco? D-do I know you? O_O
>>19808939
Never! I hope everyone has a good day =]. I just know I've been gone for a very long time and wanted to say hello.
Work is terrible and I hate everything except the internet.
>>19808950
>I've been gone for a very long time
How long? Is this is who I think it is?
>>19808950
Uh I don't think so!
But I will always be your friend, green-man. Always.
You are the wind beneath my wings.
>>19808986
:| Who is green-man? Also, I think you started posting like... right as I left (again), or something...
>>19808978
Nope, definitely not who you're thinking of.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
NEW THREAD
>>19808988
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Alas, poor thread, I knew it well.
>>19809025
>I think you started posting like... right as I left (again), or something...
Well... this basically proves you are who I think you are.
>>19809065
I am not who you think I am, but I am someone who is someone.
*disappears as the thread reaches limit*
>>19809071
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14lI7RpmM2p
You do sound familiar, anon.
>>19809071
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? I KNOW IT'S YOU.
Nail in the coffin!
>>19808911
WHO ARE YOU GREENIE
I... your voice... i think I remember it
>>19808829
faps
ahaha
no i don't know
too drunk sorry
just wanted to tell how much I love you guys
>>19806796
>We had 4 bricks.
>We split 2, now we have 6.
>We sold 3, now we have 4.
DO YOU EVEN MATH, BRO?