||| FEMALE ASS THREAD |||
All about ass, asshole, anal is welcome.
>no contactfagging
>timestamp if you're new
Do girlfriends count?
>>24892387
Her butthole looks so inviting. guessing you guys are into anal
>>24892387
NO.
>no dumping
Can we get an ACTUALLY DECENT chart thread?
Post your age, sex and location in the reply so people can CTRL+F what they're looking for. Also actually add each-other on skype, kik, snapchat ect!!!! Make friends, find internet bfs and gfs. RATE eachother based on their charts and TALK to people if they have stuff in common with you! Don't just dumb your chart and leave, these charts are a great way of finding people similar to you. Here's the most recent template (i think). Personalize it as much as possible to make your chart stand out.
Here's my chart, I tried tidying it up down the bottom a bit but it's still kind of a clusterfuck. I'm looking for new interesting people to chat to over skype and kik. Oh yeah that's another thing, try to say what you're looking for a bit. It helps. good luck finding friends :^)
Will probably make it from scratch very soon because I'm never satisfied with the result.
>>24888867
>good music
>effort put into your chart
>good vidya
8/--
>trump
6/10
>>24889193
>too lazy to draw
too lazy to rate/10
that was easy
Soft / Flaccid thread.
>>24880520
Gorgeous cock and love the undies:3
another dick thread to hide
>>24880534
Haters gunna hate.
Fresh body rate thread
Starting with my alpha 6'8 body
your proportions are kinda weird. Why is your neck so long?
>>24877786
Okay
I'm looking to put on weight
I know abs don't count on skinny guys
I'm 135, aiming for 150-155
>>24877792
I have FAS..my mom loved her gin lol.
MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/
Welcome, one and all, to a thread of dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted for your listening pleasure.
If you're performing, be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
If you're joining us to listen, we hope you enjoy your time here with us, and do be sure to comment. Your requests are more than welcome!
Please remember to tag your post with your performer name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, such requests will often be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>Please tag requests with <<Request>> or similar
Previous thread: >>24730141
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg (embed) (embed)
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb (embed) (embed)
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j (embed) (embed)
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN (embed) (embed)
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq (embed) (embed)
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IMAGES FOR NEW THREADS
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
special note from the OP:
I am a novel performer to this particular thread interested in contributing, creating creating the thread by emulating the archived special Christmas edition. If there are any standards for starting a new thread and I have missed them, please, regulars, feel free to educate me on protocol. I'm a quick learner.
I will have something to post shortly.
That took longer than I anticipated to record, convert, download, then upload. I'm probably doing this very inefficiently; if any regular contributors have a streamlined process for making your media available, I'd be interested in hearing it, thank you. Vocaroo does not work for me for some reason.
Track: an introduction
https://clyp (dot) it/user/aondnctj
note: i don't mean to sound demanding when I say "throw requests at me," just friendly. i will be working on my own pieces as well, if there's interest.
here's also an image of a stencil I made in undergrad for a bulletin-board while I was an RA.
https://discord.gg/UHGZF
come play and talk about video games, share music, be autistic and gay
bamp
> League of Lego bread!
Server: NA
Rank s7: s4
Rank s6: g1
Main: Jg/Sup
IGN: i wil rek you
IRL name: Elizabeth
IRL age: 20
Social media: Kik
Post yours.
>>24896752
You should probably post up what you're looking for. Ranked, unranked, a lane partner, chill times, ARAM, laddering up, etc.
Server: NA
Rank s7: Unranked
Rank s6: S3
Main: Top/Bot
IGN: Large Marge
IRL name: Dan
IRL age: 31
Social media: Prefer Discord, but I have TS3, Curse, Skype, and Vent.
Looking for: Anything, really. My crew bailed near the end of season 5. Since then, I haven't been keeping up as much. My skill has deteriorated a bit, but my interest has not.
>>24896773
Added
>>24896779
I'll grab the invite once I'm actually at the computer.
Too many dick
>Snapchat friends thread
why not
cdrk33n
i dont really use it much but sometimes im funny
aneeshingwekar
soggypancakes
25/m
looking for snapchat friends to send pics of my cats to
New tinder rate thread
>>24895779
I'll be back to rate yours in a few.
Look, I know there's a lot of failed normies on this board that are too deluded to know they're already too far gone. Then there's others that know they're not normies but think /r9k/ is too autistic to browse. If you are one of these people, then give in and come chill with your fellow social rejects:
https://discord.gg/dTG7Kta
>>24895469
>failed normies
>think /r9k/ is too autistic
>social rejects
i feel like you're describing one type of person here.
>>24895469
discord requires too much effort right now otherwise Id say I fit in this beta as fuck catagory mind you I do love my r9k
this is a comfy server
Since there's tons of kik/Skype/snapchat/Instagram
Post and follow eachother!
>asl
>username
>pic of self (optional)
24/M/Aus
Yung Oxaz
Not posting a pic because I don't want the memery to be associated with me IRL
I just shitpost on famous peoples pages and post memes. I'm pretty active too. Will follow you if you follow me, I don't ever do that.
Fuck man follow me I need my existence to be validated
32 m virgin los angeles
kik: zsasza
New horny weeb thread
>Kinks
>Anime
>Vidya
>Interests
>Dom/sub
>ASL
>Contact info
Server for those who care:
https://discord.gg/9FxyYUQ
The server is usually pretty tame to be honest, not a lot of horn going on all the time
Don't join if you're undet 18.
>Kinks
Roleplay, throat fucking, restraints, face sitting, 69, tickling/rough housing, dubcon
>Anime
Serial Experiments Lain, FLCL, Zetsubou Sensei, PSG, Haibane Renmei
>Vidya
OW, Persona, Chess, Melee, Verdun
>Interests
politics, trees, hoc
>Dom/sub
Switch
>ASL
21/M/NJ
>Kinks
biting, scratching, voyeurism, degradation, spankings, pet play, feet , incest , public sex,ddlg, omorashi, humiliation, imoutoxoniichan, shy girls, grool , water sports and many many more
>Anime
future diary,stein;gate,big o, heaven's memo pad, deathnote, flcl, cowboy bebop, ben-to
>Vidya
overwatch,final fantasy series, minecraft, earthbround series, overwatch, tf2, fallout series, the elder scroll sereis, chrono trigger, FTL and other rouge likes
>Interests
shitposting, driving around, conspiracy / paranormal things music
>Dom/sub
Dom
>ASL
29/m/california
>Contact info
Skype:evldcky1
kik:mcboots
discord: Boots#8251
Just looking for someone nerdy and cute to do lewd shit and game with / watch anime stuff. Im a night owl so im usually up pretty late. Pretty easy to talk to as well. hmu
>>24894129
21, male, into anything as long as it involves a girl. Kik: saitechx
Brutally honest thread. I start
>>24892483
6
>>24892483
>>24892521
Both 7
>>24892521
7
Dick rate threat, say me what you think and be brutaly honest pls
>>24868286
Kik? 9/10
>dick rate threat
"Rate my dick or I'll fucking kill you"
>>24868290
Ty
My kik is zeigeloerres
/beard/ I didn't find one, so why don't we start?
>>24853177
Shameless self bump.
Back to the front page we go. Also, OP here. Might be an ID change.
>I'm getting a cut this week
>Have let the beard/hair turn to a mess
>More beard oil doesn't fix it