My dad just died and I'm really sad and lonely and could use some female attention. I'm a 23 year old dude so any girls that'd wanna hit me up, my contact info is:
Skype: jdeck394
Kik: TheFunkiestMaster
>>25342204
damn it op don't start with "I want some female attention". Now they all know you're either full of shit or care more about getting laid than your dad. Wait a bit for sympathy posters to show up, ask for some of their numbers/skype names, and the ones you find out are hot chicks you THEN ask out
I'm not even in it to get laid. It's just that all my friends are guys so I have plenty of those to talk to. I have no females to talk to and it sucks. I wish I had known that advice before hand :(
>>25342204
With all due respect your dad pretty much failed as a parent if you think this is an appropriate place to look for compassion
I think I'm going to die alone.
>>25341951
Why's that
This is now a sad animal thread.
>>25341976
I destroy everything.
M(trap wannabe)/bi/sub,new here. Tell me what you'd do, roleplay with me, whatever you like, Everyone's welcome. I am super inexperienced though. Maybe you can fix that?
Skype is Joeymeowth
>>25340846
Sleep more, you have bags girl.
Concealer, get rid of those red blemishes.
Get rid of the lip-stick, it sticks out too much. If you use something make it a very subtly colour, use some gloss.
Dont wear singlets, covor your shoulders when you can.
Unfortunately because of your cheeckbones you wont ever achieve 10/10 passable, prob an 8 or 9 tho.
>>25340875
Oh also, trim those eyebrows. Day-um.
>>25340875
what about the eyebrows? too thick?
Cuck and bull meet up thread UK
Post your snapchat or kik, and what you're looking for.
I am down to fuck any of y'all motherfuckers missus
>>25340517
AHAHAHA THE TURTLES!!! LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
>>25340517
kik me boredguyuk2017 up for anything m 27 up for anything Cardiff based
would any guys with uncut dicks care to post them here? the more foreskin the better. recent events have made me crave such dicks. if you have such a dick and wouldn't mind adding me on kik, my username is gillianseedJHQ.
[p.s. my dick is cut, so enjoy a picture of a dog instead.]
>>25336009
Great post. Same boat as you. Only not a recent fascination. I was into this before it was cool. Im restoring. You better believe your sweet ass and tongue that these kinds of dicks are fun and amazing. Best luck for your thread im sure it'll take off
Would also like to see someone stroking their uncut cock and cumming for me. 24/m kik odst_agu
>>25336154
this guy's a liar, i messaged the account and he got mad. presumably being pranked. don't message this guy
Not posting my face since I know people on these boards, but is my body good enough for camming? I know chubbier girls who have found decent success.
Ive been working out regularly to lose weight, so obviously I'm willing to better myself.
>>25335882
Nope. But Im biased. Im almost 30 and have never seen one good looking naked woman
>>25335882
If you wanna lose weight go for it, but I'd jerk to this desu
>>25335882
I think youre perfectly sexy.
I've got private pics of my gf I want some one to tribute
Post your Kik if you've got a giant cock and a laptop to do them on (ie like the pic)
Anoneemaus
mickealjon
ass_wipe420
New soft/semi dick thread?
>>25298981
Nice dude. Sure why not. Myself I gotta make more pics eventually but I'll be rating in here. Bonus points for your skin tone. Size. And foreskin. 9.
>>25298981
Looks great, I don't think mine is much to look at though.
Skype fap thread
add me on skype if you want to see me masturbate
[email protected]
>>25342753
I'm male btw
I just want a girl to watch me edge and tell when to cum :(
HeyitsMatt12345
Hey join our comfy discord server!
We are looking for chatty people to join the phamily
>nsfw channels
>regular voice chats
>friendly community
https://discord.gg/vjhrTS
>>25342660
bumperino
link expired here is the new one
https://discord.gg/kb88yHF
can confirm comfy, we have cats
SEX PALACE DISCORD
I am the creator of a discord for horny people to come and hang out as they please to get their rocks off. Come hang out and if you enjoy it spread it around using this link. We are getting plenty of people coming in but trying to get some more girls. Also first thing you should do when you join is please sign up for a role. https://discord.gg/RgH7U2b
Hi, I think you may be mistaken, OP. That's not actually a Palace, but a City. Not only is it a City, but it is one of Brass. I think you may be looking for the City of Ass. Let me point you in the right direction...
Any psychologists here, /soc/? Is she happy with me?
>>25342519
Hm... Seems like she had a terrible background... She's thinking in something else...
What are some good social apps to meet people? I've used Whisper for a while but its been lacking lately
Chatous my g
Comfy E3 discussions going on in our server.
https://discord.gg/qcQeSJk
It's a very nice server for being nice
>Bethesda's show is literally a joke.
will someone please just present something that isn't a lackluster pile of rehashes?
Rate the slav jew(me)
Everyone kept giving me 5+ rates, time to get real with this pic.I could work as a miner with this pike.. Assumptions aswell
This was my best pic
>>25341484
Dude! That's a bitchin' parrot you've got there. Why is it naked? Can it talk?
Solid 3.
Can you crack sunflower seed with that thing?