General dick rate thread! Let's see them meats!
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my meat
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Something new
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Op will start
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>>22821511
weed. mushrooms
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>>22821568
Yes to both
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The elephant in the (USA) room: What is everyone eating today?
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I am having Rouladen, Spätzle, Green bean casserole and Apple pie
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>>22853129
Nothing cause my only family here is dead as of a few months ago and I have no friends.
Otherwise honey ham, biscuits, green bean casserole, Mac n cheese and pumpkin pie
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>>22853154
What? You said nothing then describe what you're eating? Are you an idiot?
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attn: this is the real david thread, sponsored by the guy who made the one about big black dildos
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Is that really you arguing like a petulant child in the femdom thread? Some anon seems convinced it's your style.
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>>22853069
hi babe
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>>22853071
I don't go in femdom threads everyone there is fucking weird
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What happened to the kink threads we used to have? I'd make my own but I don't have the image for it. Anyone have?
TL:DR I want a kink thread but don't have the infographic thingy
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>>22852329
Eh, let's just post our kinks
Dom/mind break; the thought of having a partner submit to me, allowing me to fuck them as I please and eventually having their mind melt into just a wanting cock slut who desires nothing else but to worship my cock, huge turn on.
I also love skirts.
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>>22852554
I like this from the sub side ;)
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Watersports, breeding, fisting, gaping, deep throat, piercings, tattoos, catheters, speculums, choking, body modification, sensory deprivation, collars, gags, leashes,
Submissive and looking 25yrs old ftm
Kik mangrypikachu
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Rate my and my gf /soc/
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Please be kind ^^
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I-is this bait...
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Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
>gender
>age
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>mbti
>location
>ethnicity
>birthplace
>religious beliefs
>job/school
>favorite books
>favorite movies/tv
>favorite music
>favorite sports
>favorite vidya
>hobbies
>do you believe in god?
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
>what happens when you die?
>closest to death you have been?
>have you ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>worst injury you have ever had?
>most scared you have ever been?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower in morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
>favorite 4chan boards
>favorite subreddits
>are you a feminist?
>pro life or pro choice?
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
>batman or spiderman?
>4chan or reddit?
>favorite childhood game
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
>dream job
>life goals
>favorite color
>something you are really good at
>something you wish you were really good at
>favorite animal
>favorite website
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
>how many friends do you have?
>anything else you'd like to say?
>pic
>contact info
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19 / In a heterosexual relationship / East Coast, US
>ethnicity
White, German n Dutch
>birthplace
Maryland, US
>religious beliefs
Agnostic
>job/school
Studying social work, work retail. Both full time.
>favorite books
1989, Perks of Being a Wallflower? I don't read much
>favorite movies/tv
Interstellar. Psych, Dexter, Drop Dead Diva, & Bob's Burgers.
>favorite music
I only listen to Drake
>favorite vidya
WoW, H1Z1, GMod
>hobbies
Marapets
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
No
>what happens when you die?
Reincarnation
>have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>worst injury you have ever had?
Concussion
>most scared you have ever been?
Telling my parents I totaled a car
>how often do you fap?
Nonexistent
>shower before sex/oral?
Don't care
>shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No, no, and no
>favorite 4chan boards
/Soc/
>are you a feminist?
No
>pro life or pro choice?
Pro choice
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
Yes
>batman or spiderman?
Spiderman
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
$$$
>dream job
Stay at home mom
>favorite color
Orange
>favorite animal
Rhino
>favorite website
Netflix
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
Fb
>how many friends do you have?
2
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>>22851633
Some of your answers are different, looks like you've grown up...
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>A/S/L
female/usa
>Text / Mic / Cam
yes/maybe/yes
>Interests
music, reading, anime, drawing
>What boards do you use?
/mu/ /r9k/ /trash/
>Contact Info
glass.aquarium
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So I have a problem. more so a itch to scratch. it's been too long having felt a woman's touch. so long its become a burden in mind. I day dream about gripping love handles, about tasting that sweet nectar, about toying with a clit between my lips, about spending hours of touching and tracing delicate silky skin. Probably the norm but the waves of urges to just have a girl moan my name feel overwhelmed as its been some time. I've never done anything casual feeling it should be a intense intimate passion shared of equal greatness. Where are you my match I'm desperate for some real good rough love making. pic relate: me
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Take a shower, wash your face, shape your eyebrows a bit and fix that beard. Go to clubs. Boom, done. Fag.
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bam though no clubs
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>>22850945
Better.
Why no clubs?
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Indiana meet and fuck?
317 towards Richmond here
23 yo, 5'11, 150 lbs, bi
Open to guys or girls, 420 friendly.
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>tfw straight male
don't even need to post, lel
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>>22850677
Post photos, faggot. Damn.
>812
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>>22850697
Hey, you might get your dick sucked by a girl.
I'm more into fem/emo guys myself.
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DRUNK Drinking Fuck You THREAD
get drunk be drunk post drunk
the thread wow
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>>22850021
I would join you, but my #nowebcamlife makes it boring.
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>>22850021
I wish I could filter your fat, ugly face.
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>>22850025
go buy one
How can I improve my appearance so that I meet qt girls that are into me and willing to date me?
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Buy iphone6 end forbes watch
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>>22849329
Most annoying and ugly attentionwhore here.
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>>22849329
rhinoplasty would make you a universal 9.5
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Survey Thread: SHORTENED EDITION
>gender
>age
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>anything else you want to add
>pic
>contact
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>>22848672
>male
>20
>straight
>single
>ask me
>ok
>ask me
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>>22848672
>gender
f
>age
19
>sexual orientation
bi
>relationship status
single
>anything else you want to add
not really looking for sexual things
>pic
>contact
edgelordxtreme
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>>22848718
Son of a bitch i fell in love
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I've been using tinder for about 7 months, I liked about 99% of the girls and still no answer from anyone. Is tinder only useful for girls or I'm the unluckiest guy using it?
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Something like 20 percent of the guys sleep with like 70 percent of the girls, or statistics to that effect.
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>>22843955
So, have I no hope?
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>>22844519
Post your profile!!@
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Am I hot? Rate and comment on what you would do to me
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#3 Will post more on request
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5/10
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Do I look like your average gay guy?
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>>22849054
Not really. Nothing about you screams gay or anything like that. With that said, I would love to see more of you.
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Patrick Swayze is that you?
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>>22849054
50/50 i wouldnt think anything just based off a pic. but since you mentioned it i can definitely see faggot