Need some femanons help
Gonna leave some things on her doorstep on valentines day
Not sure what I should leave though
I was thinking
-Roses
-Edible arrangement
-box of chocolate
-teddy bear
Leave a dick pic
I think all of those are boring as all hell, but I'm also not a normie, I guess.
Wouldn't it be better to give her a gift that you think she herself would enjoy instead of the junk people get with no thought whatsoever put into it?
Does she have a favorite animal and she's into cute things? Get a plush of that instead of a random teddy.
Is she the type of girl who likes to pamper herself? Buy her a nice basket of assorted lotions and potions to have fun and test around.
Would there be some kind of hobby she enjoys a lot? Go think of something interesting related to it.
Does she like movies and TV a lot? Get her a nifty container of assorted popcorn flavors and shit to sprinkle onto said corn, son.
Leave her a map. Leave clues. Make the points on the map places you have been together. Make the places be clued by rhymes that cleverly allude to said places
West Virginia hookup thread? I can't be the only one from So. WV can I?
29/m/bi
>>23274312
26/m/ northern panhandle
>>23274391
Gawd, that's so far away.
Rate me thread.
Just call me Austin powers
>>23274304
2/10
>>23274304
5
>>23274308
4
ITT: Post best picture of youself, people rate it
go go go
NAILED IT
>>23274142
>best
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Post your username and I'll add you
Damn, nobody here uses Telegram?
We have about 15 people in here at the moment
>>23274322
Hoedy Supreme
Anantagonist
337 thread. Is there anybody out there?
>>23273962
nobody from louisiana will ever post here aside from me. its a shit state. im in 225
>>23275190
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>>23274227
kek'd
nice job
Nudes of Maine Girls?!
>>23273800
Nobody takes their clothes off in the Arctic
>>23273803
it was like 50F today
Post your kiks w/ age, sexuality and gender here.
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Interested in females and traps.
>>23273676
>ifunny
gtfo of here anon
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Its the same game, but you didnt need to know that, really! (o_O) I bought them myself, although, there was obviously no question of that.. 'member now, 3 game copies.
CONDITIONS: worse quality for the guy who posts last, thats very poor but thats the sad reality.
>>23273661
what
quick question for females generally or anyone with input
which of the 2200 online dating sites are the best? which are the botnets, or 170 dudes to 1 girl craigslist types. which are more popular with females? i like girls with a little class. not looking for 1 night stands or obese lady with 2 kids.
please help
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I'm female and I've tried a few, there are no good dating websites, then least worse one is okcupid.
Tinder is better than websites, it's not just for hookups and I think it has the highest percentage of decent looking people (both male and female)
>>23273493
> which of the 2200 online dating sites are the best?
Overall, OKCupid and Tinder. Tinder's app is complete crap if you are not an iPhonie though.
I am doing OK on OneGoodCrush but that's not for everyone.
> which are the botnets
Tinder, FriendFinder, Bumble
> 170 dudes to 1 girl craigslist types.
All of them, even the lesbian ones.
> which are more popular with females?
Meh. OKCupid is least bad, but it's not like there's a hive mind and some secret cache of us.
> i like girls with a little class.
Right Stuff Dating?
> not looking for 1 night stands
Stay off Grindr, and tread carefully on Tinder.
> or obese lady with 2 kids.
Stay off POF.
>>23275768
My problem with tinder isn't getting matched, but engaging in a conversation with someone i can't see anything in common with. That and asking out those that i chat with.
It just feels ineffective.
So for the past few days i've been lurking on chatroullete and omegle trying to find a female to fap with..but the only thing are dicks...is it normal? Not a single lady..I really want to try fap to a stranger at least once in my life.
Just a note, I do have a GF is it weird?
If you're using the 'unmoderated section' you're pretty much only gonna run into dudes. There are other ways to sort of get off with a stranger, could try Reddit (I know it gets a bad rep, but they have a 'dirty Skype' thing that you can actually meet some girls that'll just be down to fap with you).
>>23273435
yup, pretyt much the norm. You notice how everyone there either has their dick out, or is ready to take their dick out? That's why there are not women on omegle anymore.
to be fair, I was one of those guys for a while. Did it while having a gf. its such a huge time-suck and can be addictive. Was fun a few times when girls either watched or masturbated w/ me. but most of the time was spent just trying to stay horny while flipping through hundreds of other dudes jerking it.
>protip, put anime and tumblr as interest.
but seriously, just don't even bother. go out and try to get laid instead.
(sometimes I still get the urge, especially if I'm drunk at like 3am. I had to use terminal to block omegle and chatroulette, lol)
I actually fapped with a random qt asian girl on there the last time I went on. I had never done it before and it was fucking amazing. It started off as just an innocent conversation while I was at a hotel, and just lead to fapping. I was probably the hardest I have ever been. You need to experience is anon
I'm insanely attracted to my yoga teacher and really want to ask her out...
I'm 26, decent looking and interesting enough but I don't really have my shit together in life in terms of career/education and being totally self sufficient financially at the moment. I'm not especially down about anything, in fact, I have confidence that I will turn things round going forward, but with regards to potentially dating someone, this worries me.
She's mid 30s, probably has her life fairly in order if she's running a yoga business and is the most graceful, positively shining and instantly attractive woman I have ever met..that is to say, she feels a little out of my league.
My plan is to engage in a little chat in the next few lessons. and see if she would like to join me for a coffee some time, perhaps to pick her brains about the yoga. From there I could get a handle on things and see if she would like a real date.
Does this seem like a reasonable way to go about things? Does anyone have any other insight?
>>23273378
Seems reasonable.
>>23271429
>>23273378
Tell her you quit the yoga course then ask her out so there's no conflict of interest
So... you plan on behaving like a normal, sane person would?
Am I still on 4chan?
Proceed as planned, anon. Good luck.
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>>23273191
Nice. Fucking. Job.
>>23273191
Wow, amazing
Friendly reminder to be careful who you talk to on here and in messaging apps
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/02/us/virginia-tech-students-arrested-girl-killed/
>>23273180
Slightly fearmongering, but absolutely valid point.
There are only good people on the internet....
>>23273186
This.