How to be funny, entertaining, non-autistic and match your sense of humour to your audience?
Sometimes my jokes work, sometimes they completely go over the head of the girl I'm talking to.
Spoiler: some girls are autistic and won't get jokes
>>23555319
what do you do with those?
>>23555349
be mundane but really nice, like ask how their day is
Hi people, I want to report my problem.
Yesterday I went to a party with my friends and I take some drugs. After that I feel awesome and I met a girl. We talk much and I really appreciate her. She was so cool with me but she's not really beautiful. I never saw a girl like this before and I don't know what to do. She took my number but I don't have her.
>>23555264
>girl like this before
>really appreciate her.
>my number but I don't have her.
>friends
i see your problem your a stupid
>>23555264
So you don't know if you want to go at her because she's not beautiful or what?
>>23555270
He's just foreign.
>>23555264
I dont get the problem
Looking for a girl any age who would like to watch a guy jack off for her I'm 21 m USA and I would like to do it over Skype ... chris_iw is my Skype id
Self bump
Fuck
I feel lonely
My friend told me about a a girl on here in a "post your area code" thread on /r9k/ that he met, and now I want to meet her again. They both had a 604 area code and I used the email [email protected]. Please come talk me, I would really like to talk to you.
I'd recommend posting this in the Canada thread, you'll get better luck there as I (as well as many other Canadians) look for their locals there.
Don't hurt her, bro
Fuck bro
OKCupid thread.
You guys know the drill.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_Gaston_
Please critique my profile as honestly as possible. I really want to make my profile the best it can possibly be for who I am.
I'll critique yours as well for as long as this thread is up (might not be immediate though, but these threads usually last several days so I promise I'll get to you)
I took a break for a while. Between that and Match - quite a bunch of numbers (easy in NYC) but people get weird about meeting.
Going to re-do profile and get back at it when work calms down a little. Was suggested I also try Coffee & Bagel and Bumble.
okcupid.com/profile/mfnmn916
Literally just re-activated my account.
how was everyones easter? holidays don't feel too important anymore. bored now, so what's up?
come on in and chat if you'd like. just sittin' here listenin to music and eating candy.
>>23553333 just finished binge watching an anime, listening to music now and thinkin about what game to play. i cant decide
>>23553365
what anime? i've been trying to decide whether or not to play something too :/ probably just gonna go back to mass effect 1.
I'm very upset about my chin, I measured it and it is, from the bottom of my bottom lips to the bottom of my chin, 1.2 inches. Someone said that that distance is smaller than even the smallest girls measurement. Can someone please help me?
>>23551438
post chin?
>>23551462
I cant, no working camera, plus am extremely self concious.. Could a normal male here measure his chin like I did, from bottom of the bottom lip to the bottom of the chin and tell me the distance?
>>23551487
Other than surgery, just a beard can help you
Assumptions thread! Post your picture and assume things about other posters!
And here's me! I'll tell you guys my impression of you if this takes off. See you all in a bit!
assume the worst ;)
Michigan/Detroit area meet up
27 m 313
26/dick/989 Saginaw
Doubt any femanons are in this dump.
Ya I agree. Never seem to be too many, usually a sausage fest
new kik game, follow rules
kik: gurgison
Direwinterwulf
c0ndition0akland
throwthisaway7
Looking for the dirtiest pictures possible, fill my fantasy of random men sending me dirty pictures, also cum on my picture and send me the results ;)
(970) 980-3463
sprint
108.202...
Can't wait to see those pictures;)
Hey /soc/ omegle is ded, is there any better site for finding random people to get off with?
roulleteb i decent but few girls on there. just mostly cocks which always kills my boner.
too bad there is no holy grail like chatroulette or omegle anymore
I know a site good for long term sexting etc but nothing like oldschool omegle, anyone have suggestions?
Sissy kik group
Do you accept hair large sissies? I can't shave but I do enjoy being owned and dominated :3
>>23552268
Where you at???
Keller
Lewisville here. Age / sex?
>>23549547
Whats up man, HEB here
Body rate thread
Thoughts?
>>23531406
Hard to tell with the lighting. Nice cock though.
>>23531408
6.5/10. Focus on arms more and you'll be golden.