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It's not even remotely that simple.

I'm a 27 yo who just lost my virginity a few weeks ago. I've tried every method available to meet women and never had one express any attraction to me even if we got along. Craigslist is rarely legit and often gay guys posing as women even. I get gay guys approaching me all the time. If I were gay I'd get laid all the time as opposed to never. It's not even remotely similar

>>23612263
hm, seems bout right. I made a post and I got some hits, though admittedly they were all to my email even though I put my phone number and said to text me, and most of them were suss. I'll see how it goes, I figure I may need to bang my head against the wall for a bit but eventually something will come of it. Nothing to lose, anyway.

>>23612222
nice quads. The only chicks you'll get on craigslist are old greasy obese abominations. The rest are men pretending to be women, much like most of /soc/. Just get tinder

There were wonderfulk tattos on "rate official" yesterday ;)

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>>23611142
bad lighting

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>>23611429
Low lighting. Love this pic though.

7.5/10

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>>23611438
Heavily edited.

>>23611355
noone will contribute

The fact that OP didn't dlvr tells the fate of this post

>>23613119
go knock on your neighbours door and ask if they have any spare condoms and a banana you can borrow

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>tfw ur slightly tipsy on thursday night and posting on 4chan

>>23609600
pretty eyes, lovely beard but pls clean it off ur neck ._.

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>>23609608
You look like an actor, I dig it.
>>23609609
I want to see you in a ponytail, good looking nonetheless though.

Fuck, forgot to bring bug spray and now I'm fucked

You have a punchable face

>>23608709
fuck off emofag

>>23499598 (OP)
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by Smutomancer

I walk down the street and every guy who I meet just can't get enough of my ass.
It sways just right in my jeans so tight and is judged as the highest of class.
I've the body of a goddess shown off in my bodice, and I hope I do not sound crass,
but I'm also blessed with world-class breasts, for I am one sexy lass.
My voice? An angel's. My wit? A devil's. I own your soul and you're glad,
for in this guise, with my silver-tongued lies, I drive you willfully mad.
This I do vow, so boys hear me now, for I do wish to play.
My lust is a must, more than enough, I trust, for I am FSA.

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30/m/231

30 male 231

24 male from the 313
Kik: armyboy1221
Snap chat: detroittigers12

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>ASL
18/M/Scotland
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text/mic/cam
Yes/Yes/Maybe
>Books
I don't read as much as I should, usually Historical non fiction
>Movies
Saving Private Ryan, Avatar, The Shawshank Redemption, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Life Is Beautiful, Aliens, Loads more
>TV
Brooklyn nine nine, Star Trek, Orange is the New Black, GoT, Peaky Blinders, Trailer Park boys, Gotham, I have watched a bunch.
>Videogames
War Thunder, Mount and blade, Verdun, Red Orchestra, The Hunter, Total War, a bunch more.
>Anime (Y/N?)
I used to watch it.
>Other things you like to talk about / etc
TV, Movies, Games, Anything really.
>Languages
English, basic Spanish and very little Russian
>What you are looking for
New people to talk to, Friends and stuff, I like meeting new people to feel free to add.
>What you aren't looking for
Nothing, I'll give anybody a chance.
>Favorite boards
/soc/ /r9k/
>Pic
>Contact info
Skype: hellofriend1738

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>ASL
trap, usa
>Sexual Orientation
gay
>Relationship Status
single
>Text/mic/cam
text
>Books
the necronomicon
>Videogames
all day
>Anime (Y/N?)
halfweeb
>Other things you like to talk about / etc
i'm not picky
>Languages
english
>What you are looking for
funny people
>What you aren't looking for
baby back bitchez, females
>Contact info
sdfghjklmno

>>23595479
Kik: phycotic_lime

I love cd kik is smokesomeweed171

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>>23612711
making this thread was a good idea

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Dale515100 ;)

Hey, no pressure but If I don't get an answer in the next few minutes, this isn't going to matter. No pressure, /soc/, but if you've got any first date advice, I could use it now.

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>>23612348

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>>23612197

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OP komt net terug van /int/, ben het gekanker al weer zat.

24/m/nijmegen

Vanavond lekker naar de kanker in de kroeg en chimeidjes scoren

>>23611768

Arabier pls

Nigga buy a better shirt it makes it look like you have degenerated tits under that vest. Also, shave that head you homo.

> Wentworth Miller hairstyle
What the hell is that?

>>23611746
http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Wentworth-Miller-555x370.gif

>>23609876
If it has a hole, most guys with fuck it

>>23609876
post pics

Depends on if people are going to find out, if they are probably a 5 minimum. If nobody's going to find out, depends how freaky you get.

>>23609886
Yes on dudes worth fucking

>>23609394
21/male st8/spain
manuvcvc

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>>23609394
26/male/str8/USA -females only plz ;)
thecircleof9

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I want a friend who would want to share H, be dirty, role-play (if you could call it that), fap together and also be able to watch series together/talk about stuff and hang out, all on voice.
I'm male/20/Daddy and Weeb, cute face and avg build.

Preferably looking for a female.