I just moved to Melrose park Illinois from California about two days ago. I don't know anyone and I'm already feeling homesick. Every job I applied to so far has pretty much said the same thing "why'd you move here it's so much nicer there, go back. Only makes the sickness worse. I kinda wanna know a spot I can go to make a few new friends and enjoy some night life. Any Illinois fags close by my area can hit me with some suggestions?
>>23820739
um why did you move there?
There's a sex club in melrose park
>>23820739
Oh shit son what have you done
What chance does someone who is only five feet tall stand in this world?
Everyone only wants tall.
Muggsy Bogues is fucking 5'3". Who cares how tall you are? Fuck 'em.
>>23821095
5'3" is still more than just 5'. I would sacrifice goats to be 5'3".
>5ft tall
606 area code thread. Post snapchat, kik, etc.
kik: devantylerrr
bathoryboy
>tfw 270 area
So lonely here,
Tfw i travel all over so not sure if post. Kik snap psxburn
/FAT/ - Female Ass Thread
Females (only), post your butts
Throw up a timestamp
Clothed or nude is welcome
who's in the macro?
bump, just because I love booty
definitely bump
ITT: We post our HowHot results and rate each other.
https://howhot.io/
Am I really as bad looking at this thing tells me?
I look like hell today. Close on the age tho
>>23817993
I think it's about right. If okay means average looking. You look fine. 5/10
Now me? I am a monster apparently.
It says Ok, I'd say you're OK. slightly fat but other then that normal.
Special sc prize to the person who can guess where I'm from.
bored as hell, milf with no life. Don't have kids, people!
hit me up on snapchat if you're bored too
sc: xiistephiix
Was posting elsewhere but was directed here.
>>23823607
Just added you
hi /soc/..
do i have a big nose?
probably i need a surgery to make it look normal
tell me what do you think?
Need a less "soft focus" pic. Have a profile shot?
>>23823413
>>23823434
Doesn't look that bad to me.
Do femanons like cum? Thick and droopy or watery?
I have watery goddamned cum at the moment
something to do with my diet? or fapping too often per day? there's barely any difference between my precum and cum
I remember something about taking supplements to change the volume/thickness of cum but I can't be arsed to do that if I'm not in a relationship
>>23821953
>fapping too often per day
>per day
Yes.
>>23821953
What's your diet then? My cum is always thick. I would love to have more cum though.
Eye rate thread!!
C'mon soc, lets rate each other's eyeballs
>>23821851
6
Theres been alot of these threads lately
>>23821851
6/10
>>23822251
6.5/10
>>23822299
oh you have nice eyes 7.5/10
horny cockboy looking to hook up right now. wanna suck some dick, swallow some cum, wanna get my asshole stretched out real good, feel that cum inside my shithole... looking for very aggressive top.
need to hook up, my fuckhole needs stretching
my cunt is available on offering for first dick to claim it
better pic
Age gap thread with a dash of DD/LG. Good luck finding your match.
>age
37
>Gender
M
>Orientation
Straight
>Location
CA
>age and situation you are looking for?
A live in partner. My last has grown up and moved on by her choice. I dislike blondes. I enjoy girls and passable trans from 18 to 30
Offering room board basic expenses emotional support and mentorship in exchange for taking care of house and cock.
>not looking for
Findom,online play
>Contact info
Kik: eyesonthebuckle
>A/S/L
23/f/usa
>Sexual Orientation
str8 enough
>Relationship Status
leave me alone
>Text / Mic / Cam
text unless i lov u
>MBTI Type
infj? idk/c
>Favorite Music
i just listen to a bunch of garbage (not the band)
ugh it's effort to list it all. i like sludge stuff, post punk, shoegaze, black metal, pop, rap, punk, blues, death metal, thrash, dumb old emo stuff, goth nerd stuff, trap, lo fi junk, experimental w/e, i dont care
>Favorite Movies
blue velvet, trainspotting, over the top, the shining, oldboy, the virgin suicides, breakfast at tiffanys, blue velvet, clueless, daisies, mulholland drive, heathers, n?co z alenky, the craft, 8 1/2, con air, funny face, the fan, blue velvet
>Favorite TV Shows
twin peaks, fraiser, curb your enthusiasm, community, top of the lake, gilmore girls, peep show, 30 rock, house of cards, arrested development, empire, sons of anarchy, oz, bobs burgers, everything on food network, idk i try to watch all the shows i can
right now i'm watching daredevil and then gonna watch the wire...finally
>Favorite Books
on the road, last exit to brooklyn, south of the boarder west of the sun, mrs dalloway, the great gatsby, wasted, the jungle, the screwtape letters, infinite jest, factotum
>Favorite Vidya
idk any
>Interests
i have no interests anymore i am tired of typing
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /soc/ /cry/
>Are you a NEET?
not right now
>What languages do you speak?
english and very very limited spanish (learning)
>What are you looking for?
a friend
>What are you not looking for?
weirdos, nerds, creepy ppl, werewolves, dic pix, people that use the emoticon :3
>Contact Info
autisticgothgirl
have these threads ever worked for any guy finding a younger girl?
>>23822605
Sent you a msg on skype
What is a good dating app besides tinder? I've tried meetme and happn but no luck. Can it be my pictures or am I just not as good looking as I think I am?
>>23820516
Stop using huggies, m8.
>>23820516
>More than one pic is a selfie
Girls get away with that shit.
Men don't.
>>23820601
The pics I have is next to my friend who's a female. Girls might think she's my gf no?
Rate with words!
Post work
>>23820060
*post-work
>>23820060
7.5 Personally preferred the longer hair style, but facial structure is top tier and the shorter cut isn't half bad.
Long haired men, report in.
>>23803046
reporting
>>23803400
nice arms and dubs
>>23803400
>Dem hairy forearms
>hnnggg
C-can I see you flexing your muscles?
So femanons, who can do this?
>>23806138
Your mother.
>>23806170
No aids allowed.