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I guess that depends on who's on top.

Was that supposed to be funny??

>>24533831
both perfect 20s pls show dicks in same 2-shot format

put little version of hat on brown dick pls

b u m p

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>>24533739
>>gender
m
>>ethnicity
white/euro
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>current age
30
>>the age you started
not sure when I started masturbating, but I didn't actually have an orgasm until I was 14
>>the reason you started/how you learned to
trial and error...first time I came I was rubbing my dick between the couch cushions, from there it went to pillows, and from there my hand
>>how often do masturbate
every other day or so, unless I'm busy and then maybe once or twice a week
>>how much time you spend
too long...I'm one of those people that has to find the "perfect" porn clip, it has to be something new, or whatever...it's annoying
>>what is your shortest/longest time
shortest time from flaccid to orgasm was probably two minutes, but I've never had a premature ejaculation situation in my life, so I'm usually on the long side
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
since I started? I know for sure I've gone seven days before. Probably not much further than that.
>>do you play with your nipples/breast
No
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
I put a finger in my ass before while I was jerking it. Felt kind of weird.
>>do you make an noise/mess
yes and yes, I like to see my cum shoot out, so I'm not one of these guys who cums in a sock or something
>>what toys/homemade object do you use
none
>>details of how you masturbate
always with the left hand (feels like a stranger)
>>what was your best solo/non solo orgasm
wtf, I can't remember. I had one particular gf that was into a lot of exploratory shit, so we had some good orgasms together
>>what are your kinks/fetishes
voyeur/exhibitionism, strangers, cfnm
>>what do get off to:rule34/hentai,porn,erotic stories,etc.
all kinds of porn, love clips of girls masturbating together, also my own videos of me and strangers on omegle and/or me with ex gfs
>>were you ever caught or had any close calls
I was caught by my mom once, it sucked.

>>24534515
why did it suck getting caught by your mom?

Wait till she's 18 first

Save up money in the meantime

With that you can rent a hotel and the two of you Can stay there for however long

>>24533404
Why wait untill she's 18? Age of consent is 16 here...
And even though i'm broke, money isn't the (biggest) problem, neither of us can just tell their parents that we'll be gone for a few days and not give any further explanation, so we're more looking for a way to at least get one of our parents to condone of one of us going away for a few days, and it would be even better if the other's parents can tolerate us staying together in their house.
Neither of us have a car and i don't have a driver's license so we can't be gone so short nobody will notice.

>>24533424
If you are in the U.S. It's not just age of consent it's her parents being able to have control of her being under 17, like getting you charged for kidnapping and shit like that cause you are an adult and she is a child

And since you are both so worried about your parents you are both obviously still children so get over the facade of parents and do what the fuck you want to do

Also you are 18. He your fucking license

yeah if you see this thread and you join the chat you should bump the thread though because no one else will see the thread and then it'll be just us and I mean that's not very fun so make sure you be up the thread you could even post your own kik group idc

>>24533022
Yeah no, I joined this group. And after 5 mins thirsty girls started sending me pics of themselves and trying to get me in bed.
Would not join agian

Avoid if you can.

>>24533129
:( I've made more people mods so hopefully the influx of nudes shouldn't happen again

Edgerton 23 m and f couple. Looking for a threesome partner. Female only. Kik: seamuslee

bi 23m Wauk/Milwaukee
kik is jetbit

Why is this state only filled with old people?

A guy gave me his email at a party the other day and said to contact him if I wanna fuck him. Im not interested, but i figured some of you may be. I dont know his stats, but it looked like he had a big ass. If you want his email just reply to this

>>24534350
I am fed up of veggie assplay. I want a prostate stimulator that doesn't resemble a dick, so my straight pride is not destroyed

>what you would want other anons to get you
I don't think I'd want an anon buying me one, but probably just whatever
>what you are gonna get
Probably a small cheapy dildo, easy to take and flexible enough that the position I'm in doesn't matter
>and what you have
A Kiiroo Pearl that a good friend of mine bought for me

>>24534350
>what you would want other anons to get you
A playstation 4 pro.
>and what you have
A xbox one.

forgot to mention by ontario I ment ontario canada

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>>24532922

>>24532762
You commit suicide, just like I'm about to.

>>24532762

Girl here. I would gladly fuck a 5'2" guy if he had other stuff going for him. One of my good friends is also that height and he gets more and hotter girls than anyone i've ever met because he's charismatic and awesome. I'm guessing you're just annoying or otherwise bad and they want a simple reason to not talk to you

>>24532788
"I'd glady fuck a 5'2" guy.... IF...."

This here, is what I mean. You can't just be an average every man and short, you have to be AWESOME, charismatic, rich, etc. This is how girls really feel, even when they try and make a post about how they don't really factor height in, they let it Freudian slip that they really do.

m/f? and ayyye, Augusta

>>24533412
M

Oh neat, I haven't been on a road trip but I'm planning on doing one up to Vancouver, BC from SoCal. Hopefully I can get that done next year.

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>>24531431
pass

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Will do it after more posts

>>24530925
>I think I'm around a 7, sometimes an 8 on a good day
lol, you are 3

>>24530925
That niece is fine. She single?
>>>>maximum keks

>These fucking plebs not recognising Ilya

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>>24530217
Template

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>>24530217

Great Vidya and Book Tastes Amigos

>>24530379

You need to calm the fuck down on sugar son

Tempe spic over here!
kik:brownboyforyou

Bump

I know there are more of you fucking AZ faggots here

Fucking bump

>>24506459
Previous OP approves this macro & thanks new OP for saving him the hassle of making a thread...

Also, loving to see a little Snowfall even if it's just in passing >>24506443

>not a krautist thread
I'll take it. But that macro, fuck boys. czechfag pls come back

>>24506470
I also fucked up the link to the old thread. But hey, I am glad you forgive me. Also wanted Punkz to be macroed, ofc
>>24506468
Oh, thanks