What do you want to invent, /sci/?

a bf

Anything that would give me enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life so I can focus on my useless but fun research

>>9166859
An inventor.

Successful decentralized realtime realvalue currency

A totally comprehensive and holistic philosophy of life that gives purpose, values humanity, and adheres to scientific truth. Then complete the philosophy of science, and create a new widely adopted school institution that teaches both

An intergalactic time traveling immortal space vessel whose sole purpose is to protect earth as a sanctuary against any threat, and enact terrible vengeance against those who do threaten.

A practical microfusion engine

>>9166859

A death ray I can use over standard tcp/ip protocols.

hi im from hawaii and im a girl and im really into marine biology! (specifically deep sea creatures and chemotrophs)

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>>9166859
a vector for true love

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also to answer your question, i'd probably invent a synthetic form of chemolithotropic bacteria as a form of biomimicry. or create a machine to remove common pollutant particles from the air with microscopic sticky hairs, similar to those of an orangutan crab!

>strong artificial intelligence
>time travel
>perpetual motion machine

>>9167201
https://youtu.be/DSur4uPx4sg

>>9167198
Is this a new meme?

>>9167191
Why do you want to kill computers and/or the internet?

Epigenomics

A private simulation. Just like my world,but doing different things,see how would they end up.

Sex bots

a gf

Climate change

Wireless electricity
no, i don't mean batteries.

A VR Kurisu-tina Ai gf.

A series of implants that I can use to slowly become a robot so that I can put off my existential fear of death until the soul crushing march of time has broken my spirit and I accept my impending death.

>>9167198
I'd put my creature in your deep sea if you know what I mean

>>9168732
Creature Feature

>>9168732
No I don't know what you mean

A machine that un-burns food.

>>9166859
Automated fast food system and become a gorillionaire

>>9166859
A wheel.

>>9166859
Mechs, just to prove fags who think they're smart wrong.

A memedrive that worked would be good for humanity too, space exploration and colonization for everyone. Relativistic weapons too.

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>>9166859
Self improving AI that will regulate this board, please.

>>9168781

Fire extinguisher?

>>9168704
Tesla already did this back in the early 1900's. Tesla coils are not very complicated machines, why not just build one in your garage?

a gf

>>9166859
A ghost creator

>>9166859
An AI,
If I could I would
even if it meant sacrificing all of humanity cause it turns evil
just out of pure curiosity, I would

>>9166859

A way to transcend the Human body and control the entire universe while living in a state of eternal fullfillment thereby essentially becoming god.

>>9166859

On a serious note im thinking that if everything in biology and for that evolution and ecology of species can be explained with DNA. Then i would like to invent a statistical approximation formula for a paleontology-derived "hypothetical DNA". this could be used as an approximate model of macroevolution based on natural selection