Why doesn't this shit ever work?

Because medfags are glorified chemmonkeys.

>>9162887
Aspirin and salicylic acid are much better painkillers.

Take at your own risk though.

>>9162895
you mean acetylsalicylic acid?

>>9162887
It works well for lowering fevers, not so well for getting rid of pain. Ibuprofen is better.

Which one?
There are like 4 different compounds inf that particular presentation.

because it's a meme treatment, just get on dat dere high dose zinc

>>9162887
no codeine
try actavisa

Works very well for headache related to caffeine withdrawal. But so does caffeine...

>2017
>you still get colds

>>9162887
you trying to get high dumdum

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If you're looking to get rid of pain, try Solpadeine. It's quite good, and since it's a soluble tablet it acts faster than swallowing pills.

>>9162899
Salicylic acid is the active form of the prodrug aspirin.

>>9164196
heh... fucking bodylets.

>>9162887
>1x the recommended dose: some pain relief
>2x the recommended dose: more pain relief
>2.1x the recommended dose: liver failure
This fucking shit is more dangerous than heroin. Throw it out. Wait, that could kill someone. Throw it in Mt. Doom.
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/505/use-only-as-directed

>>9164792
How the fuck is it dangerous? Just don't overdose like a retard.

>>9165078


hi, I took tylenol tablets for about a month in a row and I developed a rash that is only now fading away (this month of tylenol was in 2016).

This stuff is addicting in that it acts as an antidepressant

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this always works pretty well for me

>>9162887
Personally I find that plain Tylenol works great for aches and pains. Dunno about the cold+flu suppressant kind though, never tried it.

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>>9162887
Aspirin, Acetaminophen, and Ibuprofen are anti-inflammatories. If your immune system is abnormal or overactive they will not work on you.

They don't do shit for any pain that is not inflammatory related. Only exception is Aspirin which is also a blood thinner which can SOMETIMES help with headaches caused by vascular constriction or mini strokes caused by blood clots.
>t. person with overactive immune system for whom none of these crap drugs work in any way.

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>>9165082
>this stuff is addicting

>>9165082
>a month in a row
>This stuff is addicting
you're stupid
>>9165407
>anti-inflammatories
paracetamol is not really an anti inflammatory drug