ITT: Stupid science jokes

>>9156608
Shouldn't it be ionic bonding?

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What is the difference between a math major and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

>>9156611
that's the joke

>>9156612
that one cut me deep

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>>9156612

>>9156612
A math major has a lot more meat on him/her than a pizza.Common now.

>>9156625
>that's the joke
That is not the joke.

>>9156641
Then please explain it then. When I read OP's joke, I thought it was a pun off of ionic bonding because hipsters love to be "ironic" to the point the atoms they are made out of are practically bonded together by it. Hence, "Ironic bonding"

>>9156653
Its funny now that you have explained it to me, thanks.

What might be really funny though, is being so autistic that you can never fully get pun's, irony or even humor, then go on an anonymous imagine board and discuss it. That would even be ironic(I think.).

Why do aliens probe things in the butt?

Because you can't spell analysis without anal.

>>9156697
So the aliens speak English?

Hey what's the different between a black hole and a tumblrina?

One of them is incredibly dense and heavy and the other is the leftover of a dead star.

>>9156753
A black hole is also incredibly dense and heavy though. So you didn't really answer your question.

>>9156796
>>9156710
What does pussy and comedy have in common?

Anon is too autistic to get either.