What happens if you make a baby watch videos of fractals and

You'd probably make him gay or some shit

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>>9144035
He would have aquaphobia.

Just like myself.

>>9144035
Probably nothing? Sort of like how making your baby listen to Mozart doesn't actually do shit.

Have the baby listen to serialist music from Schoenberg and Webern exclusively (no Berg) and stare at a Piet Mondrian painting for several hours a day.

>>9144056
Also the only film they're allowed to watch is Arnulf Rainer

>>9144035
He will develop telekinesis.
I've seen it happen.

When one zooms in into a fractal at at a velocity "v" one creates radiation much like a moving magnet can create a voltage in a wire. The radiation produced (often gamma rays, depending on the fractal) then mutates the genes in the child's cells. Not in the sense that they get super powers like the X-Men but in that it disturbs the gene replication process of cells. Prompting dormant genes to wake up, to put it simply.

As a result the child soon starts producing a small magnetic field of his own which with practice it can concentrate it to move objects. It's rather unknown phenomena called witt enedward syndrome.

It doesn't appear to last forever though. Experiments have been made but results are inconclusive. However I suspect that long term exposure, a year or more, could in fact cause the telekinesis to be permanent. I'm sorry to say my country took my funding and I cannot perform any more experiments as of now. But you can I encourage you to do so OP. It could lead to a new era in understanding the human brain.

>>9144052
this, except the child would probably be retarded because his brunt out acid-head parents are so focused on brainwashing him