Can we get a science humour thread?

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>>9143717

What kind of tree does the chemist like?

I don't know what is it?

A chemist-tree.

Hahaha

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postin' da classic

>>9143807
This need to be posted in every thread

>>9143807
>taking topology this year
>no dog sphere in my book
I feel cheated.

>>9143807
Something that bothers me when this is posted is that a dog would actually likely be a torus as there is a channel through it from the mouth to the anus. I mean we could find minute channels in between skin cells if we tried hard enough so we dont have to be autistic about it but the whole intestinal part of a dog should not be neglected in evaluating the topology of a dog.

>>9143717
Is the joke the fact that Den City sounds like density or that he doesn't know what density is?

>>9143939
I think the assumption is reasonable for this question, as it would be unpleasant to comb the dog's hair through its intestines.

>>9143958
Found the non english speaker.

Or an idiot, one of the two. It's the former.

>>9143792
>India developing Bohrok

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>>9144028

>>9143939
did you even attempt to read the text

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>>9144180
but its -1/2 you stoopid bwainlet xD

>>9143807
Topologists must be stopped

>>9143958
He knows what density is. He said mass over volume.

>>9143807
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>9143807
/r/ing the "neglects internal organs" montage

>>9143939
No you're a faggot.

Nose is two more channels to the digestive tract.

Each eye has its own channel to the nose.

And it's clearly meant to be humorous, hence the "if it keeps its mouth closed"

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>>9145482
but dog very hungry

>>9143717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaVwwuErmU&t=10s

>>9144180
this is why i became an applied physicist instead of a mathematician. they're fucking idiots, dude.

>>9144470
I love these

>>9144449
Sorry bud read it some time ago and now i just recognize it by the thumbnail will take motr care next time thank you

>>9145541
this shit is kind of confusing, how do I know the information is true with all that "humor"?

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>>9143792
METAL GEAR

>>9146303
I legitimately laughed. Kudos

>>9145571
It's too hard amirite haha

>>9146286
kek'd