>I am 33. Stage 2 brain cancer. High IQ 132. >Badass underground

>>9137990
I hope you mean the recent movie Deadpool and not the regular comic portrayal.

But no, sorry, the science isn't real. You'd have to somehow imprint your DNA on cancer and then have that cancer replace every cell in your body. There's no way to do that. Cancer isn't even one disease. We can't even do this with nanobots yet. Worse, your cancer may be associated with your genetics, which would make it impossible to turn you into Deadpool anyway.

>>9137990
Check out Quantum Immortality, maybe there is chance for you still. But in my universe you're a toast. Sorry.

>>9137990
Why don't you try going outside. Feed your Brian instead of your retarded ego..

>>9137990
BNCT to rid your brain of its cancer
.45 ACP to rid the world of your cancer

>>9137990
Isn't stage 2 benign? Stage 3-4 is where the trouble comes.

>>9140892
Stage determines the level of diffusion. It's already cancer because it took on multiple organs. At the moment maybe only one or two with only a few metastasis, but it can keep growing

>>9137990
Go to a proton therapy clinic.
Ask them to pray the cancer away.

>>9137990
>132
>high
Lol no

>>9137990
:)

>>9137990
>brain cancer
>high IQ
yeah right

>Little did he know, his brain cancer was the cause of his aptitude all along

>>9137990
It is your own fault you got cancer, if you are able to sense evil then you should be able to sense it within you. If you are still alive, you can still fix it.

>>9137990
>Bo staff
So staff staff?

>>9137990
I'm stupid and able to sense stupid, you're stupid

>>9141969
Stupid fuck. lol

>>9142482
If it's that good, why am I a loser if I have a 135-140 score on IQ, checked by private companies?

>>9137990
This is all because you went into higher education
http://jech.bmj.com/content/70/12/1222
>Highly educated men (≥3years university education) had increased risk of glioma
Are you rich too?
>High income was associated with higher incidence of glioma in men

You realize an IQ of 132 isn't high, right? Maybe in your home town in buttfuck nowhere, or in your undergrad psychology class, but not among worthwhile company (or in /sci/, for that matter).

It's only "high" relative to the working class plebs with whom you associate. A "high" IQ in /sci/ is 150+; there was a thread a couple of weeks ago in which we collected IQs and found the average here was 138.

What's even funnier is that you probably don't have an IQ of 132. You probably took an online test and think you're a genius. Ignorance is bliss, kid. :)

>>9143089

Please let this be pasta

>>9142249
It's very easy to sense stupid people and OP's post reeks of stupidity.

>>9137990
Op your iq could be 250. Your post is still dumb as fuck and you need to be hit in the head with a rock

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>>9143099
It is now.

Did you get headaches OP? I live in constant fear that I have cancer and my newest worry is a brain tumour

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>>9142220
>new-age manifestation mumbo jumbo you hear from psychopathic grifters
I'll show you expansion

>>9142244
We do this all the time
>chai tea
Literally tea tea