What happens if I stick my dick in a black hole?
>>9134556
Your dick would be shredded into infinite amounts of infinitely small peices
>>9134561
>infinite amounts
Not at all. At worst you would go down to subatomic particles, but your body has a finite (although extremely large) number of those
>>9134644
would it feel good?
>>9134647
In a very special way
>>9134651
Would I be able to see my dick or would all the light be gone?
Herpes
>>9134851
eyyyyyyyy
spaghettification would take place to the point your dick is torn apart to the molecular level
>>9135852
There will be a unit of time when your dick would theoretically be bigger
>>9135862
>tfw you have the biggest dick in human history, but no-one will ever see it
>>9134556
I am imagining that you are orbiting the black hole mere inches away from its Event Horizon. I am also imagining that your erect penis covers the distance between the rest of your body and the infinite abyss of the black hole. I like to think that your dick would be cleanly ripped from the rest of your body and spaghettified. Though you would feel your penis ripped from your body you would see a permanent image of your erection standing proudly against the howling dark of deep space.
>>9134556
virgin detected
>>9134561
>infinitely small