What happens if I stick my dick in a black hole?

You get AIDS.

>>9130746
We don't know for sure yet, but CERN is working on resolving that age old mystery.

Spaghettification

The surface of the event horizon increases in size by an amount equal to one Planck area.

Your penis membrane becomes a Calabi-Yau manifold

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>>9130746

>>9130746
Nothing, black holes are science fiction, just like everything space related. Earth, terrafirma, is all there is people. There is no place to go. Wish as you may, all made up by math nerds getting revenge.

>>9131087
>fiction, just like everything space related
Finally found another anon with an IQ over 140. Its obvious that all those "space discoveries" are all lies to make the human race more dumb for "reasons"

>>9130746
Your dick goes into spaghettification and you become a pornstar on the category monster cock.
And you might get space AIDS

>>9130746
you get bodily yanked into the black hole, penis first. your dick gets pulled longitudinally by tidal forces until itt surpasses the unprecedented length of 4 inches and even beyond. at the same time the tip of your penis starts lagging back in time, hanging, as it were, into the abyss. ultimately you become something hard to describe, a thin streak of particles falling "forever" towards the singularity. but those particles that once made up your dick will always be younger than the rest of you.

>>9131087
>>9131204
Prove it.

>>9130746
>Surgeons hate him
> He added inches with one simple trick

>>9130957
Underrated.

>>9130746
the longest dick ever

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>>9131087
>>9131204

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>>9130774
You haven't heard?
There are rumors of them researching time travel with black holes,does that mean if they will put things such as their own dicks in black holes,their dicks will be in the past/future?
What will happen to the present body?
many questions,

>>9131878
Kek

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>>9130957

>>9130746
Your dick gets crushed into a singularity and then emitted as hawking radiation for generations to enjoy for millennia

>>9130957
Kek'd

>>9130952
So you telling me I can finally live out my fetish of having a 50ft dick?

>>9130957
I lol'd.
>>9133520
Yes, but your dick's new diameter will be just a few atoms wide.

>>9133555
Would it hurt ?

>>9133813
i think your balls freezing would hurt more

It will look tiny because it occupies a greater amount of proper space per coordinate space

It will come out of a white hole
>True story