Lets say you meet some aliens, out of curiosity you decide to

>On the Jews and their lies
>Invertebrate Zoology
>Vertebrates: Comparative Anatomy, Function, Evolution
Anything on the field of physics, mathematics and chemistry would be useless to them.

Depends. What am I trying to do?Show them what humans have discovered, or show them what our cultures are like?

>>9128730
This, you need to red pill them before they come to Earth
They'll figure the rest out themselves

>>9128724
I'd pick "Footfall" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, "War of the Worlds" by H.G Wells and "Starship Troopers" by Robert Heinlein, to show them what happens to aliums who try and start something with us.

>>9128751
>"earthlings seem to be obsessed with war, and they're beginning to develop space travel"
>they glass the earth's surface and move on
thanks

A chronicle of the 20th century
Guinness book of records
Super fudge

>>9128724
>an aliens guide to fucking humans

>>9128724
>The Very Hungry Caterpillar
>One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
>Kama Sutra

>Mein Kampf A.H
>On the Jews and Their Lies M.L.
>The International Jew H.F.

>>9129980
>inb4 aliums are actually interdimensional Jews

>torah
>major prophets
>minor prophets

>>9129986
that would be awkward, wouldn't it?

>Green Eggs and Ham
>The Disney Mountains: Imagineering at Its Peak
>Detective Comics #27

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anime

>>9128730
>>9128746
Agreed.

>>9128724
>Alice in Wonderland
>The Kamasutra
>The Bible

>My first reading book illustrated for 2 to 4 yo toddler
>Dictionnary
>Grammar

What use are books to aliens if they can't read ffs ?

>>9128724
Assuming they can read them?
>Anatomy coloring book
>My cookbook
>Dune

>>9128724
>out of curiosity
Then:
Kamasutra
Mein Kampf
Dictionary

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>The Anarchists Cookbook
>Animorphs: Applegate
>Playboy, November 1972