How do I win the lottery /sci/?

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>>9126637
>How do I win the lottery /sci/?

Track down the "honey" that just won and marry her.

>>9126637
Option 1: Buy a ticket and wait.
Option 2 (conspiracy): Be a relative of one of the jews that owns lottos so that they pick you to be the winner. Then go collect your prize. Don't forget that your pay is only 10% of the actual prize money, the rest you need to give back to your jewish relative.
Option 3: Be a born jewish. Get the trillions of dollars in your bank account and then make your own lotto. Set up the prize so that for every dollar the winner gets, you earn 2 dollars from tickets.
Option 4 (conspiracy): Be born jewish. Tell your dad who owns the federal reserve to print you 800 million dollars. Start a lotto and get the profits off ticket sales.

>>9126644
This.

Hold your nose and think of England.

>>9126637
Don't play. Instant win.

>>9126675
So what you're telling me is to create a lottery and profit from it to win the lottery.