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>>9119502
You're now Ray Charles. Congrats

But my vision feels fine

>>9119518
No. He's Stevie Wonder.

Isn't /Sci suppose to be smart

>>9119563
No we all just pretend.

Enjoy slowly losing you vision over the next three hours. We told you not to look.

I only looked for barley a second on accident should I head to the eye doctor

>>9119537
it always does. you won't feel the damage until you wake up tomorrow morning and can't read a book

>>9119591
Emergency Room. The damage can still be undone.

But my mom keeps saying I'm fine please help anons I play violin

>>9119607
no it cant

yet u can still shitpost on /sci/?

Yeah my eyes hurt but I don't feel blind I don't know if my vision is blurry because I've been crying like the pussy I am

>>9119618
It can indeed but you have about an hour window to get to the ER and inform them of the situation.

I accidentally looked at it two times more I'm going to the er but now my vision feels a little blurry unless I blink

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>>9119502
I looked through my android, will i be okay?

>>9120183
No, your android is actually capable of an energy output brighter than the sun, you're likely going to develop terminal eye cancer from all the radiation.

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>>9120206
does eye cancer blind you?

>>9120217
No but it does usually metastasize and spread to your brain, which gives you brain cancer and that blinds you

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>>9120251
fug, it was nice knowing you /sci/ i'll be back to let you know when it's too much and I an hero.

>>9119502
guys I looked at the eclipse for a 22.6 milliseconds am I fucked the news said you would go blind if you looked at it

I looked at it for 2.5 seconds in an area with no totality

how utterly fucked am I

My eyes are fine

>>9119502
Heard of a swiss case from 2015. Went completely blind

>>9119603
i won't sleep then

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>>9120366
you're going to get alzheimers.

guys I was in the same place as the eclipse and I accidentally looked at the concrete through a glass window and it was pretty bright should I get restorative eye surgery done now or next week

Looked at it for several seconds. Now my eyes feel swolen. It was nice knowing you/sci/.

we /blind boys/ now

enjoy welder's flash, faggots

I took my dick out during the eclipse. Am I pregnant now?

Hey op here and we'll I'm fine so you're all too

>>9120849
We all already knew that.

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>>9119502
You'll be better off than the morons who looked at it with fake Chinese eclipse glasses. I can't wait for the news stories to start pouring in...

I'm just trying to calm anons who have autism like me

>>9120891
Why are you doing that? I was trying to scare them. 10 minutes of google-fu would have assuaged your concerns anyways.

Because I'm a good person

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>americans

>>9121040
its ok, we'll just go on disability :)
yay socialism

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>>9119502 >>9121063
>its ok, we'll just go on disability :)
>yay socialism
If you go partially Blind then you can get Welfare & Diversity Quotas
>Diversity Quotas n' Shieeet man

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>>9121040
note: it peaked at 11:00 am, one hour AFTER the solar eclipse

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>>9119502
Now you can get the
Diversity Quotas for Half-Blinds

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So how long will it take for the negative effects to appear? Today? Some weeks? Decades?

Please answer.

>>9121183
12 hours
you're gonna wake up blind anon

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>>9121192
Well, fuck me.

Op here update I went to the eye doctor and I'm fine but I have never had 20/20 vision untill now so the solar eclipse made my vision better remember to look at the sun anons

>>9119502
You need to look at the sun for 10 seconds unprotected before you sustain eye damage

I use to stare at the sun all the time as a kid and I turned out fine and dandy.