How does one, scientifically, turns itself into a pickle?
Combine the vinegar, water, salt, and sugar (if desired) in a container over high heat. Bring to a boil, stirring to dissolve the salt and sugar. Turn off heat and immerse yourself in the brine. Seal the container and wait at the very least one month before retrieving your pickled self.
>>9113541
Interesting theory but is there any experimental evidence of it?
>>9113561
experimentation on vegetables and chicken ovum have seen great success over the past few thousand years
>>9113561
I do have this rare deep web image, however, the page on the experiments has disappeared since I last visited.
Im gay xd
>>9113523
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little pickle thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” pickle guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking pickle. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic picklefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “MORTY, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.