i really like the real life superhero discussion around here

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i really like the real life superhero discussion around here so let's have ourselves one now about spider-man.

any biology expert should chip in to work out some problems. first of all there are the obvious ones, a human would have a hard time lifting 20 tons, sticking to walls and predicting the future but we should be able to engineer something that's close enough to spidey.

i am thinking of something along the lines of using gorilla dna to make the man strong and durable, some cat ( or any other sensitive animal, birds work too i guess )genes in the nerve cells for the extra sensory power and that really should do it. maybe some cheetah for a higher percentage of fast twitch muscle fibers. now i don't think this is possible after the subject is born, but an embryo should be pretty fucking receptive to these kind of changes. i might be wrong tho so feel free to correct any bullshit i might have said