Why was he so obsessed with the hydrogen bomb?
because it's cool
he wanted to kill everyone for making fun of his eyebrows
>>9100386
posts like this is why i come to this shithole
>>9100386
>>9100350
Autism
>>9100350
Holy fuck! Why not just get your eyebrows fixed? What the hell was he thinking? Was it autism?
>>9100350
Because of the current dire geopolitical situation in which we find ourselves, that's why.
• General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
• Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.