sci memes/make fun of engineers

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Goal: Retrieve cookie jar from atop refrigerator.

Solve it in python: You are a toddler. You attempt to make a box out of those oversized lego blocks to stand upon to reach the cookie jar. You fail in making a box and instead you made a weird rectangular prism thing with a nub sticking out the back, but nobody cares. You stand on top of your creation and whack the object off the refrigerator with a stick.

Solve it in haskell: You are a retarded wizard horse whose powers reach deep into the very fabric of reality. You adjust the planck length of the universe, thus decreasing it’s sampling frequency, then take a 3 dimensional fourier transform of the top of the refrigerator in your head. Using the properties of the dark art that is arcane spatial anti-antialising, you effectivley transport the cookie jar to your hand. Not only is it in your hand now, but it always has been, and the memory of it being elsewhere is simply an illusion.