hold your shit mother fuckers have you ever sat the fuck down and actually thought about jupiter
Jupter has no fucking chill niggers, its just huge as fucking shit for one.. literally iif anything goes there it gets torn to shit bits by its huge motherfucking red ass fire wind tumor rolling around on that slut.
JUPTER LITERALLY EATS OTHER PLANETS AND METEORS LIKE A FAT OBESE DUDE AT WAL MART ON A RAZOR SCOOTER HE EATS SHIT WITH HIS FUCKING HUGE GRAITY FIELD!!!
THE ASTEROID BELT... YES THAT THING THOSE ARE JUST FUCKING CRUMBS FROM JUPTERS LAST MEAL SITTING UP IN THAT BITCH JUST NOMMING ON OTHER SHIT
OH YEAH THERES LIFE HOVERING AROUND JUPTER TOO ON ITS MOON TITAN JUST SITTING RIGHT THE FUCK THERE IN ORBIT WAITING TO BE MURDED THE FUCK IT..THERE IT IS LIFE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM JUST OUT OF OUR REACH... BUT THERE IT IS JUST FUCKING SITTING THERE WAITING TO BE INHALED BY THE GIANTESS GASSY OBESE FUCK HEAD THAT JUPTER IS
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AND SATURN IS THE ONLY THING THE ONLY THE FUCKING THING KEEPING JUPTERS WRATH AT BAY WITH ITS FUCKING HUUUGE GRAVITY FIELD KEEPING IT FROM WRECKING AND CONSUMING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERTHING
IMAGINE YOU ARE OUT IN THE NIGHT SKY AND SLOWLY OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR OR TWO JUPTER GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER IN THE SKY UNTIL IT JUST FUCKING SWALLOWS US LIKE BLOOB
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS