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Girl: Hey big boy. You know, I think I like you... what do you do for a living?

>Oh, I'm a doctor...

Girl (thinking): Jackpot. I'm gonna let this guy cum in my ass, lick my eye, cheat on me with my sister, whatever I don't care as long as I have him.

>of mathematics

Girl: Oh, sorry I just remember today is my mom's birthday and I need to go visit her. Bye!
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*blocks your path integral*

If you're not ASHKENAZI female, keep on walking.
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Nah, everytime I say I'm a physics PhD I hear that gasp that makes them panties wet. Same for my math PhD peers.
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>>9087439
But what if she has the asskenazi?
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>>9087444
>I say I'm a physics PhD
...as though they know what is Physics.
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>>9087431
>>9088506
Is math related to science?
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Another thread for pathetic men to cry in.
Woe is me
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>>9088538
>And she never finds out you work for the NSA cracking encryption in chat apps making 200k/yr.
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>>9087431
search job as data science,finances, economics
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>>9088538
Boy: Hey cute girl. You know, I think I like you... how big are your tits?

>Oh, they are 36 double...

Boy (thinking): Jackpot. I'm going to cuddle with her, give her both rough and slow passionate sex that will make her cum each time, let her cuck me with Tyrone, whatever I don't care as long as I have her.

>A

Boy: Oh, sorry. I just remembered today is my mom's birthday and I need to go visit her. Bye!
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>>9088555
Except you do have guys who like small tits, but I've never heard a woman say "I prefer poor men"
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>>9088555
Lost me at 36. Fatty.
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>>9087431

Lol I remember one instance of a girl asking me what I do and told her I'm an engineer.
Then she "casually" asked me to go have dinner with her.

It was surreal to me, as she already has a boyfriend.
I though this was all just a meme.

Fucking gold diggers.
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How hard is it to grasp that economic success is a major fitness indicator?
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>...as though they know what is Physics.

Physics is what Physicians do, isn't it? So he's a doctor.
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>>9087444
>>9088506
>Same b0rken grammar.

Anyway, I also have a PhD in Physics but never had that experience.

>>9088924
>and told her I'm an engineer.
I heard gold diggers had a thing for engineers during the halcyon days of Dot Com but I thought that was pretty dead now.
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>>9087431
>Hey big boy.
Big words for such a tiny image girl.
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