Girl: Hey big boy. You know, I think I like you... what do you do for a living?
>Oh, I'm a doctor...
Girl (thinking): Jackpot. I'm gonna let this guy cum in my ass, lick my eye, cheat on me with my sister, whatever I don't care as long as I have him.
>of mathematics
Girl: Oh, sorry I just remember today is my mom's birthday and I need to go visit her. Bye!
*blocks your path integral*
If you're not ASHKENAZI female, keep on walking.
Nah, everytime I say I'm a physics PhD I hear that gasp that makes them panties wet. Same for my math PhD peers.
>>9087439
But what if she has the asskenazi?
>>9087444
>I say I'm a physics PhD
...as though they know what is Physics.
Another thread for pathetic men to cry in.
Woe is me
>>9088538
>And she never finds out you work for the NSA cracking encryption in chat apps making 200k/yr.
>>9087431
search job as data science,finances, economics
>>9088538
Boy: Hey cute girl. You know, I think I like you... how big are your tits?
>Oh, they are 36 double...
Boy (thinking): Jackpot. I'm going to cuddle with her, give her both rough and slow passionate sex that will make her cum each time, let her cuck me with Tyrone, whatever I don't care as long as I have her.
>A
Boy: Oh, sorry. I just remembered today is my mom's birthday and I need to go visit her. Bye!
>>9088555
Except you do have guys who like small tits, but I've never heard a woman say "I prefer poor men"
>>9088555
Lost me at 36. Fatty.
>>9087431
Lol I remember one instance of a girl asking me what I do and told her I'm an engineer.
Then she "casually" asked me to go have dinner with her.
It was surreal to me, as she already has a boyfriend.
I though this was all just a meme.
Fucking gold diggers.
How hard is it to grasp that economic success is a major fitness indicator?
>...as though they know what is Physics.
Physics is what Physicians do, isn't it? So he's a doctor.
>>9087431
>Hey big boy.
Big words for such a tiny image girl.