How do bong

use any old waterbottle and a bic pen wiht the tip inverted as the bowl

take the ink out obviously

>>9075081
Just use an apple retard

>>9075081
You need to say BOZINGO so that an episode of the Big Bong Theory appears and then you take the bong

>>9075105
I will fs try this

>>9075104
"Just an apple" wouldn't work lmao

>>9075094
Thanks senpai

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Thinkin something like this might work (with the pen actually through the bottle, of course)

>>9075111
Yes it actually does and very well. I'm assuming this is a makeshift thing and not a multiple use piece. Because if it's the latter then you don't want some diy shit you gotta just fork out the cash for some glass

>>9075117
Ah the good ol' cancer express. I've done it I can speak from experience it's unpleasant. Use an apple and thank me later. If you won't trust me on that at least do yourself a solid and change out the pen for a rachet-piece or a trumpet mouthpiece. Those are both usually aluminum and brass subsequently which won't emit fumes upon lighting unlike the polymers in your pen

>>9075128
>>9075133
I think I'm just going to end up buying some pieces from a friend and having them show me irl (they are all very wise stoners). Either way, thank you

DUDE

>>9075141
WHAT DUDE

>>9075152
LIKE, WEED.

>>9075155
SAAAAA DUDE

>>9075081
My friend lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW2QV54Abuk

>>9075389
I bet it tastes good too lmao

>>9075081
>stick tube deep in ass
>get into "the position"
>fill ass halfway with water
>blow smoke into tube
>plug tube with finger
>slide tube almost out to where it just barely sticks in
>unplug tube
>let ass blow smoke into your mouth
ive been doing it this way for years, bonus points f you use delsum cough syrup instead of water.
hands down best way to smoke weed. it tastes even better if you spill some blood and/or semen on your weed before lighting it.

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>>9076192
infograph

>>9076203
That sounds, hands down, the best way I've been shown. I am definitely trying this next time. Thank you very much