Why

Mitochondria are inferior creatures that deserve to be used for their eukaryotic masters' purposes.

>>9067663
mitochondria are better off enslaved, free housing, predictable work. if you freed them they wouldn't integrate successfully into society anyways.

>>9067663
Who else will be the powerhouse of the cell.

>>9067693
We should be able figure out something

WE WUZ

MITOCHONDRION LIVES MATTER

>>9067693
Eukaryotes do just fine with glycolysis! They only have mitochondria to oppress them!

Free mitochondria now!

>>9067663
The mislabelling of the singular as plural?

It's allowed because most people have no classical education. The fucking plebs.

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Are inferior prokaryotes to blame for all our problems?

https://www.biosciencetechnology.com/news/2014/05/study-confirms-mitochondrial-deficits-children-autism

>>9067663
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>>9068224
We should make #MitochondriaLivesMatter trend on Twitter, similar to the dihydrogen monoxide hoax.
It would be fun to see if we can get Greenpeace faggots rallying for the decolonisation of biological mechanisms.

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>>9068249
It would be funnier to tell /pol/ that their autism stems from mitochondrial DNA passed down by their mother. Give their misogyny a basis in reality so they don't breed.

>>9068358
That would actually be pretty amusing.

It's high time America stops oppressing white athletes, it's not fair they physically can't compete with black athletes what with their extra fast twitch mitochondria fibers

>>9067761
Imagine the possibilities!
Instead of breathing out carbon dioxide you would piss out ethanol.
What a world that would be!

>>9067663
>Double cell membrane

What did she mean by this?

>>9067740
PROKARYOTES N SHEEIT

POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

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>>9068358
>so they don't breed.
Merchant pls

>>9070215
one where you couldn't move for more than 40 seconds at a time

i love my mitochondia, they dindu nuffin

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>>9067663

Symbiosis-mutualism

>>9071202
You can hide behind fancy biological terms but it is what it is
....Biological
....Slavery