/sci/ Meta Thread

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>>9053442
and flat earth
and moon hoax
and god threads
and gravity is fake
and everything else in the pic

Daily reminder that 'go back to /pol/' spammers are a worse problem for /sci/ than /pol/ crossposters.

>>9053450
>>>/pol/

>>9053445
>knives dont cut underwater
What kind of moronic conspiracy fuckery is that shit? You got a bath tub and kitchen knives im sure, just go find out.

>>9053450
No

>>9053460
>What kind of moronic conspiracy fuckery is that shit? You got a bath tub and kitchen knives im sure, just go find out.
There's a reason why sharks surface before they bit you, they can't bite you underwater

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>>9053442
t. brainlet who can't even win an argument against a retard from /pol/

>>9053468
Thats entirely false. They bite you at the surface because thats where you are. Like i said, you probably have a bathtub and kitchen knives, or at least access to those. The burden of proof lies on those making the claims. Go prove me wrong, should take 5 minutes. If you are so sure of your theory why dont you use your wrists to test it out?

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>>9053479
talking to pol is already a loss

>>9053484
>They bite you at the surface because thats where you are
so you're agreeing with me...

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>>9053486
tfw too intillgent for arguments

I've come up with a hypothesis about this board. People here who post dumb threads with obvious answers such as flat earth hypothesis or climate change denial or 1+2+3..=-1/12 is not true threads are not actually trolls, but people looking for answers. Everyone knows the best way to get an answer to a question is to get it wrong, because people want to correct it.

Example, it wanted to find out whether Dyson swarms are possible and the physics and mathematics behind are rigorous, should I be polite and make a thread saying "Are Dyson Swarms possible?" or should I say "LOL Dyson Spheres a impossible cucks"?

I should pick option 2, because the bait will attract the most outrage and therefore the most answers. I'll get people saying "Dyson swarms are more probable you fucking retard" and "but its uses known physics, here's a paper explaining" and so on.

I think most trolling on /sci/ is actually just exploiting our inherent need to correct things and give them efficient answers.

>>9053585
Welcome to 4chan

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>>9053442
>Let's address the elephant in the room. Niggers. How do we get them to stay on their plantations? I, for one am tired of "Racial equality." threads.

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L@RG3

>>9053585
Cunningham's Law
https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cunningham%27s_Law

>>9053442
>How do we get them to stay in their containment board?
Have you tried telling them to go back to /pol/?

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>>9053633
ASHKENAZI

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>>9054378
BRAIN