PhD graduates ONLY. What are you up to now?

>>9050717
FIRST YEAR GRADUATE STUDENT HERE TO SHIT UP THIS THREAD FUCK THE RULES

Let's get the party started
http://www.strawpoll.me/13489268

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>>9050736
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13489268
GOOD IDEA

>>9050730

>>9050730
SECOND YEAR UNDERGRAD TURNING THIS THREAD IN TO PURE SHIT REPORTING IN.

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>>9050753
GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEE

STUPID UNDERGRADS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9050730
FUCKIN SAME FUCK YOU OP IGNORE THIS SHIT CUNT

>>9050717
PhD student here and I want to fuck up this thread just because you're such a massive cunt, OP

PEPE incoming

COMMUNITY COLLEGE FLUNK OUT SURVIVING ON DISABILITY FOR ANXIETY HERE TO FUCK UP YOUR THREAD EAT SHIT OP HAHAHAH

>>9050717
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9050717
undergrad in philosophy here, freshman, cant wait to make scientific discoveries and help humanity right guis???? STEM is awesome

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>>9050717
trying to find peace of mind before starting my post doc...

crippling exhaustion... poverty... bad health... bad teeth... can't sleep... always tired... stomach problems... alcoholism... cant concentrate... lethargy... and a whole slew of other shit...

but hey, i got a post doc (after 2 years of applying) and a phd thesis completely based off sole author publications...

>>9051337
literally the best digits i have ever gotten...

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I go to a CC I have an important message for all of you.

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>>9050736
>Let's get the party started
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13489268
Almost a day gone, time for a snapshot.

Go to admit the demographic was a surprise.

>tfw I'm a prof and I have probably had undergrads on here justifiably call me a moron due to my shitposts about vaccines and flat earth

>>9052553

>14% post docs
>27% doing a P.hD

That is not believable. /sci/ is just too stupid. People lie on the Internet. What a surprise.

>>9052577

>shitty assistant professor on 1 year contract
>calls himself a prof

>>9052577
We're on an OBLooiiid. An ooblooiid. We have pictures of other planets, which look spherical but are obloooiids. We have mountains, so therefore are not flat. We have people who've CIRCUMnavigated the earth in a hot air balloon. WE'RE AN OBLOOIIIID.

>>9052592
hot air balloons*

>>9052592
autism the post

>>9052586
>assistant prof isn't a prof

I'm about to start my third year in my PhD program and I feel like I have not really made any progress after the first 6 months or so. Fuck.

>>9050717
>PhD grads only
Anyone past 22 posting on 4chan has low-functioning autism

>>9052706
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>9052584
The title causes a rather heavy bias, don't you think?

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Two days and little in the way of new contributions. Seems most are on page 1, constantly. Also seems the /sci/ regulars are heavy duty academics.

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>>9050717


actual 3rd year PhD student in Physics here.

how do I motivate myself to learn a programming language to automate my data analysis lads?

I feel like I've lost all interest and motivation in my PhD at this point and actively wish something bad happens to me like an accident or something.

At the moment I'm just manually editing each .txt. or csv file on Microsoft Excel one by one. I've analysed over 500 files so far doing this method.

pic unrelated.

>>9050717
haha tips fedora

>>9055652

What do you mean 'manually editing'? I may be able to help with this...

>>9052553
I am currently studying and planning to do a phd. No option to pick for me. Shame because I would have thought I'm not alone in that boat.

>>9050717
Yo i see my fellow undergrads are here, sup?

>>9050717
Phd graduate here. About to go into engineering because stupid shit don't pay

>>9055666

Copy pasting a million times with my mouse

undergrad reporting in

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I just finished my masters with an 80 page thesis and am starting a phd in molecular biology in a month

A-am I allowed here?

>>9057752
this thread is for everyone, i thought OP made that clear! what was your thesis on?

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>>9057774
gene expression and selecting for diet breadth in generalist scale insects

I am going on to do stuff with bd fungus in frogs and gonna try to select for epigenetic resistance in certain lines

I'm super excited

>>9057012
write a script to automate it

fucking physicists lol

>>9057847
that sounds pretty interesting actually. Not your thesis topic, but epigenetic resistance

>>9057752
In the same boat

>>9052706
We should get rid of the 18-22 year olds in this board DESU.

How do you guys get funding?

How do grant associations decide who to give funding?

>>9050717
BA IN MATH AND UNEMPLOYED CHECKING IN

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>9052706
how do i make turn my low functioning autism into high functioning autism?

pls respond

>>9060160
drinking coffee

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>>9050717

You got a PhD OP?

What field?

>>9055652
pic is actually quite related anon
if you had a girl like that in your corner, cheering for you...

>>9052584
This thread won't attract the same demographic as the Breitbait generals.

>>9052706
25 suck my dick.

Got my BS and MS in biology and bioengineering. Got a PhD in philosophy. I go by Doctor at the uni I lecture/research at.

Lazily going for a phd in bioeng but I focus more on teaching the bioeng classes