Tell me some smart shit so I'm less dumb.

>>9049593
God is real.

Your mind = blown

>>9049593
what's that pic from, roald dahl autobiography?

>>9049606
Yes. Yes it is. I used to read it fairly often as a kid.
Did you read Roald Dhal too?

>>9049623
yes, everything he wrote, including some of his short stories.

>>9049593
Leave 4chan.
Don't come back.
You can thank me later.

The jews control the world even academia

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>>9049593
fools are bad with money. don't be bad with money

>>9049647
these are called spirographs

>>9049593
hand spin the chuck after changing gearing to confirm that the gears are indeed meshed.

nobody gets nothing out of anything

>>9049593
Pretty much all the words for "tea" in the world are one of three categories depending on the Chinese pronunciation, and other countries picked up these different words based on where in China they traded, so we get "tea" from the Dutch who got it from one of the south-eastern provinces, but a lot of other countries call it "chai" from the northern provinces. So "chai tea" means "tea tea"
Probably more of a /his/ fact but I have impostor syndrome on /sci/

>>9049854
I have a trade related language fact for you too. Scottish port towns trading with Scandinavian fishermen changed their dialect over time so it was understandable to the Scandinavians trading in their ports.
They use some of our words instead of English words, too. Cool, huh

>>9049593
Did you know that male ducks and female ducks have been at war reproductively. Male ducks have evolved explosive erections to more effective rape. Female ducks in response have evolved a long and winding reproductive track to combat duck rape.

Don't look it up

Did you know that male cats have barbed penii to more effectively remove their competitors sperm? In addition female cats can't reproduce unless they have mated with multiple males

>>9049990
Male ducks have spiral dick to counter-combat the spiral vaginas. Weird world.

>>9049921
That is cool. Thanks anon