Will you fucking people answer? What happens if I swallow an isotope?

depending on the isotope and luck, radiation poisoning, cancer, heavy metal poisoning or nothing

>>9014943
Americium-241

Smoke Detector Button.

>>9014950
>Americium-241
>Specific activity~ 117 GBq/g
Nothing good will happen. Also Americium is toxic.

>>9014961
Realistically, how much time would I have before dying and how much pain will I be in?

>>9014966
Depends on how much you swallowed. As for pain, provided you swallowed a sufficient amount, I'd guess a lot of pain.

>>9014972
The contents of one or two smoke detectors I intend to buy.

>>9014972
Also, thank you.

>>9014938
your a fagot

>>9014938
Isotopes are the only things you have ever swallowed.

>>9014938
Hopefully you'll poop it out.

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>>9014976
>The contents of one or two smoke detectors I intend to buy.

>>9014950
I can't imagine what you hope to achieve by this:

"If consumed, americium-241 is excreted within a few days and only 0.05% is absorbed in the blood. From there, roughly 45% of it goes to the liver and 45% to the bones, and the remaining 10% is excreted. The uptake to the liver depends on the individual and increases with age. In the bones, americium is first deposited over cortical and trabecular surfaces and slowly redistributes over the bone with time. The biological half-life of 241Am is 50 years in the bones and 20 years in the liver, whereas in the gonads (testicles and ovaries) it remains permanently; in all these organs, americium promotes formation of cancer cells as a result of its radioactivity."

>>9015030
>>9015029
I am going to consume Americium.

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>>9015076

u will die

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>>9015076
But why?

>>9014938
You eat isotopes all the fucking time.

Carbon-12
Carbon-13
Carbon-14

>>9015076
For what purpose? Do you want to have cancer?

>>9015151
I need to die ASAP

>>9015161
Just drink yourself to death like normal people

>>9015168
No. This has to be fast.

Within weeks to months and irreversible.

>>9015170
bleach is tried and true

>>9015170
A gun does it in seconds

>>9015161
Consuming Am241 isn't going to be quick. I suppose you could grind it up into filings, but even then I doubt it'll be the answer you're looking for.

>>9015173
No gun.

>>9015172
Not doing bleach.

>>9015176
Maybe, yes.

I could put filings into some water and drink it or take the button like a tablet.

I heard that the 241 gets hot because alpha particles.

What does this mean when I swallow it and how long with it be?

Will I lose hair, nails, hearing, sight?

>>9015183
Jump from a tall building

>>9015183
Helium works too

>>9015184
afraid of heights + want my body intact.

>>9015187
>Shelling out +$100 for an exit bag system

>>9015190
You can't take your cash with you to the great beyond
if you're leaving this world, cash matters little

>>9015190
you're very picky for a suicidal person

>>9015183
Nope, I very much doubt it will be enough to give you radiation poisoning. If you eat the buttons intact I doubt you'll have any symptoms beyond an increased risk of various cancers in later life. If you file them into powder, you might achieve a degree of heavy metal poisoning - nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, stomach/abdominal pain, central nervous system dysfunction, heart problems, anemia. It's not a good way to die, and not quick.

>>9015198
What is a list of scientific ways to kill self fast?

>>9015193
>>9015192
Am broke.

>>9015193
I want to live but it doesn't matter anymore.

I have no choice now.

>>9015201
Explain your reasons for wanting to suicide before we go any further.

>>9015201
>What is a list of scientific ways to kill self fast?
Hand-made guillotine. Quick, cheap, and you'll have something to spend your time on before the great day. Try to do it so it has only the force needed to cut your head off, and no more.

>>9015271
Nah, don't cut your entire head off.
Allign the gullotine so it only slices your neck.
It will be a quick death.

Or you can try that suicide rollercoaster.

>>9015203
Helium is like $20 on Amazon, bro. Just suck some dick and you'll be able to afford it.

But seriously, if you're being this much of a faggot and need to die in such a specific way, then please off yourself sooner than later.

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>>9015076
Good luck my friend. Live life on the edge.

Realistically the best way to die would be to overdose on heroin, no?

Cyanide, faggot. It's easy to make.

Shine on, you crazy diamond

>>9015358
Lies.

>>9015201
Hang yourself. It's quick and cheap and relatively painless.

You could also get drunk (for blood thinning purposes) and hop in a warm bath and slit your wrists (remember: down the road, not across the street!). Should be pretty quick but a bit painful.

Your method won't kill you until decades have passed.

Buckle up sunshine and kill yourself.

>>9014938
id gose in ur tummy

Just trust me, I am better off dead.

What is this about cyanide?

I want to get the helium.

>>9014938
It would be extremely painful.

>>9015190
>afraid of heights
Honestly i used to think the same thing, but in the end i just i jumped off the balcony of my room when i had fucking enough. Luckily it wasn't premeditated and i fell in a very fortunate position, so i'm left with only minor permanent damage. Then i started realizing how much of a dumb faggot i had been a few months later.
The life is your OP, but unless you've got a serious disability or someone is threatening a family memeber/friend to push you into it then you really shouldn't. You can literally just walk the fuck away from anything and start as a hobo in another city/state; i suppose you've already thought about all of this for many weeks or even months, but eh, think more faggot.
Either way, if you're gonna be a brainlet for real i suggest the good old toaster/hair drier in the bathtub

as I've always recommended,

use up whatever savings you have left, buy a whole bunch of LSD/shrooms and MDMA, then proceed to take a heroic dose of the former and a large dose of the latter.

godspeed.

>>9016246
I've thought about this for years.

It is literally die on terms I do not want or die on my own terms now.

>>9016626
Thanks.

I have the Americium now.

>>9016246
>The life is your OP
I know it was a typo, but for some reason I feel like this could be some 2deep4me shit right here.

>>9017323
It's not gonna kill you, anon. Maybe you'll get bone cancer in twenty years, is that what you want?

>>9016626
Will that even kill you? It just sounds like you'll be having some very terrifying hallucinations.

Mushrooms and LSD are also both pretty cheap, but MDMA I'm not sure.

>>9017323
That's piss poor way to die if you want your body 'intact'

You're going to be a skeleton with peeling flesh

>>9017352
I wil do the helium thing instead but I got it anyway.

Thank you, all.

I wish you luck in your lives and future endeavors.

>>9017328
No. I wanted so much more..

Life is unfair and sometimes when they hit rock bottom, they reach a point of no return.

Where everything converges on you and it can not be stopped or escaped.

Lives, I mean.

>>9017359
You may think there is no road ahead of you, but there is always a solution. If you are being threatened because of unjust life quarrels, at the very least try to not go out alone, try to do in the same people that are trying to make you meet your maker (dont involve innocent people tho). If you fucked up bad (beats me), turn yourself up and die like a man/woman with pride in the fuck ups you did. Dont take the easy way out you pussy.

>>9017369
Understood.

I will consider this.

/sci/ is very helpful.

If only I found this place before /b/, years ago.

>>9017359
Honestly it just sounds like you're feeling sorry for yourself. Life can and does suck often, but you're never completely powerless.

If you must, try to die a glorious and beautiful death like Dinobot in Beast Wars.

How old are you op?
This sounds like the meanderings of a person in their early to mid twenties
Also DON'T
You'll hurt many people and go out like a chump

>>9017366
Radiation poisoning?

>>9017376
I literally have no options left.

My life has taken a downward spiral since being sexually assaulted by a fat girl, bullied, and wrongfully kicked out of school, sought less than acceptable means of revenge, discovered /b/, lost all sense of innocence, humanity, or security in life.

>>9017379
You are very good with stylometric analysis. I wish I knew how to do that. 19. I won't be missed.

If you are posting this here then you are not serious about killing yourself and you would have done it by now if you were. Now that you know you dont actually want to die, go see a professional

>>9017384
>19
You are a child
Don't die
Embrace life
To quote Homer
"The dizzying highs and the horrifying lows"
Life is hard
Get a helmet
If you're going through hell, keep going
Etc
Don't waste yourself bro

>>9017384
You LITERALLY have options left. At least 4 come to mind. get a job, any Legal job, get paid, bulk up (call uncle roid if needed) fast forward a bit of time you're a sick cunt now. Beat the shit out of the fat bitch that molested and beat the living shit out of the peasents that dared to cross your way, if more than 5 bullies befriend some people that are willing to beat bullies with you. Stop browsing /b/ it's more putrid than a raw sewage, seriously, stop it.
19 fucking years old, you're young as fuck even if you may have seen some shit, its nothing compared to shit you will witness be it good and bad in the future. Just keep on living and you'll eventually get better tools to fix your *now relevant troubles* like cutting paper with a sharp knife. Like the anon before me said, don't take the easy way out you pussy

>>9017393
No. You really do not get it.

I do wish to die.

My will to live overrides this.

>>9017394
This can not be stopped.

The guy who raped my girlfriend got 5 years.

He was her cousin and she was 9 and her abusive mother and his mother made this happen.

5 for several rapes.

Many of those things somehow made me bitter, as I had to help her. This was still ongoing abuse I had to intervene in.

Doxxing/Harassment/Cyberstalking: 1 - 3

Hacking: 5 - 19

Blackmailing Women For Jihad in the name of /b/ and Kek: Unknown

Having people like hackers and skids go after people who ruined my life and put me here, in this situation, without education, at home 24/7, displaced: Unknown

Trying to frame a corrupt teacher: Unknown and priceless living in fear.

Sexting at 17: Priceless, living in fear.

Cyberbullying others: Unknown

Having false report made on me after confronting and doxxing girl that fucking sexually assaulted me in a class of 24 other people and then later got me bullied more once she was caught by the teacher: Unknown

My life is fucked and my fate is sealed.

And a previous zoophilia pornography addiction, thanks to a board known as /b/, while I was at home, not having money for online school, not being admitted to other schools, and not having access to adult education assistance, with nothing to do, except get worse over time.

On top of being slandered and cyberbullied daily afterwards

And if Catholic schools did not kick out victims and public charters did not syoggest withdrawing student so they don't get jumoed by gang member students, rather than makimg them leave, this and many other problems now would be non-existent.

>>9017407
If you want to be dead why are you roleplaying about it on the internet? If youre going to do it then do it. If not get yourself help. People are under no obligation to help you and until you make the decision to help yourself by seeing a professional you are a burden on everybody else. Society suffers because you are making the conscious decision to be a burden. Fix yourself or off yourself but do it fast before you cost everyone time, money and emotions.

Also your problems are petty and it sounds like you are a narcissist. None of what you listed is a suicide inducing problem. You are a 19 year old with a serious mental illness and no life experience. People do it infinitely worse than you every minute of every hour and are still more appreciative of life and towards the peoplr around them.

tl;dr kill yourself you seflish, mentally ill child

>>9017411
suggest; jumped*

>>9017413
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

I am not a fucking narcissist and if my problems are serious enough to come tp thist stupid fucking place I have never been before, I obviously am not fucking roleplaying.

>>9017413
If my problems were petty, why the fuck would I ask you plebs for a way out?

>>9017413
And selfish, what a fucking literal retard.

I have NO one.

I am literally in a fucking worsening situation I can not escape alive and being dead saves me time and bullshit later.

So kindly, go fuck yourself while I figure out how to get an exit bag set up and end this shit once I get the tank.

>>9017420
Because you want attention and validation because you dont actually want to die. You are a narcissist, if only for thinking the truly petty things youve done such as "doxxing" "hacking" and "sexting at 17" are suicide worthy.

I guarantee the things youve listed are just about the only achievements youve made in the last few years. Is the shame of getting sexually assaulted by a fat girl in front of your peers causing you to stop living your life properly? Because none else of those things are even remotely important

>>9017431
This

>>9017431
No because if you had a higher IQ, you could see these are literal fucking crimes.

Nice cherrypicking and reading comprehension levels.

>>9017431
>don't want to die
>attempted many times
>came to this fucking place to do it right
>am being judged by a faggot

morphium if you can

>>9017431
My last reply to you:

If you did not cherrypick, you could probably realize I am a bitter person now with everything to lose (yet again), and I came here to ask what happens if I eat an isotope so this time, I do not fail a suicide attempt.

However, you are incorrect and I care not in catering to what you assume.

I know my intentions here.

And I know I have my answers for ending my problem now without the survival instinct in the way.

So this discussion is basically irrelevant.

If it makes you feel better, believe what you want.

But I know I would rather die than live to see my life get fucked up a second time.

Your assessment of my personality was rife with inaccuracies. I have no clue if this was literal bait or serious. However, this is petty. Debating like this over a subjective viewpoint with no fact supporting objectivity. Do you really have nothing better to do? Because I know why I came here when I made the thread. What I don't know and don't care to acknowledge is this attempt at telling me an assumed reason on why I am here, based on a small fraction of things I disclosed here as some of the many reasons I am doing this.

It is literally baffling because people like you become counselors or get into psychology and misdiagnose someone, on a condescending ego trip, based on assumptions.

>>9017466
Thanks for the extra advice but I am doing the tank.

I got a jury rigged lock on my door so I can not be saved when this shit happens.

To those who were helpful, I thank you for saving me from a fate worse than death, in a more painless and successful way than my original isotope plan.

I will now leave the thread, finish my last textlogs and be free of this nightmare.

>>9017384
>Radiation poisoning
Yes

>>9017478
I'm leaving now, but thank you for stopping me from that.

I don't want to be exposed muscle tissue on an IV drip, dying for months. Fuck that.

>>9017443
Are you actually being prosecuted for these "crimes" or are you just paranoid about it? If you are then you should see a professional, get your mental illness diagnosed and you'll receive a much lighter punishment and free rehab. Let me tell you though buddy, in the real world youre very unlikely to get punished for them and nobody other than your sheltered self would think they are serious crimes. You sound like youve lived your entire life on the internet and have no grasp on reality. A lobotomy may or may not help you

>>9017366
Check'd

All those things are things you can overcome.
If no one cares you can literally move the fuck away and no one will care.
If they cared they would already gotten you.
Just move away and idk find some small job or some shit. Not that hard.
Also don't be a pussy.

>>9015201
Jump off a tall building onto concrete
The only people who survive it didn't jump from high enough or had something to break their fall

Just landing on this thread, don't mistake me for OP, but it's so fucking selfish when normalfags like you idiots tell others not to suicide. You assume everyone has a loving family, maybe even friends, perhaps even a female companion as well, and things to offer to the world like some skill or a career. You completely ignore there are millions of people who are born into this world with nothing and they suffer their entire lives in loneliness and misery, while also constantly being a burden to the little society they have contact with by whatever little means. It's so much projecting, and is frankly disgusting. You have no real compassion or care for OP. You're just saying these things because it makes you feel somehow better, you're so selfish that you think OP has some kind of worthy life. People like OP should suicide because they suffer in vain, but people like you should suicide because you are evil. It's no surprise because the /sci/ board is full of kids in their early to mid 20s who are in college and think life is great and all. You have it the easiest any human has every walked on Earth.

>>9017531
life sucks, its YOUR duty to make it better, theres literally always something you can do to start over, work hard to make your life better, doesn't matter what you have or don't have. If anything, telling someone to kill themselves is selfish because instead of using your time to help them realize they have other options you're just pushing them down the path of least resistance

>>9014938
ya messed up, guess what, everyone does, stop beating yourself up over the past and move on with your life, there's more to living than you think. Work to make your life better - eat a healthy diet, exercise, go to church, etc (the /pol/ regimen), and you WILL see change. It'll be slow and gradual and painful, but its better than losing all your dignity and taking the easy way out. One day you'll look back and see how far you've come and be glad you didnt end it early. Don't do it OP, reconsider for a day, thats all I'm asking for, ONE day.

>>9017328
Its not meant to kill him, its meant to zap his brain into a new perspective hopefully. Hes already made up his mind on what he wants to do, so doing this little bit won't hurt him at all anyways.

>>9017579
>life sucks, its YOUR duty to make it better, theres literally always something you can do to start over, work hard to make your life better, doesn't matter what you have or don't have. If anything, telling someone to kill themselves is selfish because instead of using your time to help them realize they have other options you're just pushing them down the path of least resistance
What is it that you want? Rare Pepes? Smug anime faces? "This is bait" image macros? I know you're trolling. No one can actually be stupid enough to believe this shit. If you do get out of /sci/ and never come back.

>>9017531
If you actually read the thread you would have noticed that people pretty just much said that his situation may suck a lot and be painful, but it's relatively easy as fuck to change. He'd just have to move to another place and delete/change his socials to not have to deal with those shitty people ever again, and about the missed education, oh boy, if you're gonna kill yourself because you're not gonna get a degree at the age other people normally do, then shit is hilarious.
Passing on to his "crimes", given the amount and the fact that he hadn't been convicted yet, he probably never would have been, and even if that weren't the case i'd have expected minimal sentences.
In short, he just had to move and not jerk off mentally on those bad memories every hour of every day, he was (is, hopefully) 19 for fuck's sake

>>9016626
Whatever you do OP, don't listen to this guy. This is just going to make you comatose for what will seem like an eternity and put you out of a lot of money.

Just make a homemade exit bag. Helium tanks are dirt cheap, as painless as you can get, and will kill you in less than 10 minutes.

>>9017531
I think the age group here is wider than you think there bro

>>9014938
Where are you in the world right now

>>9017637
Electrons take the path of least resistance, so why shouldn't he!

Take this shit to /b/

>>9014938
Isotope of what, OP?

>>9017366
That guy was wrekt in an acid vat explosion, hence the missing leg. He's not the Japanese melty radiation guy.

>>9017384
>Sexually assaulted by a fat girl and kicked out of school
Elaborate or I'm going to find you and cut up your body just to spite you.

>>9017531
OP is actually retarded though. He shouldn't kill himself because of his high school drama, he should kill himself because he's a moron.