>tfw never became a paleontologist

>paleontologist
Not a science

>>9005511
A paleontologist is a person. What is wrong with you? Do you have Turrets? It is like you said, "paleontologist are not circus!"

>>9005490
You don't want to be one. You'd just get stuck doing paper work or at the very best, etching away stone from the same most boring of fossils in a museum for years on end.

>>9005490
https://youtu.be/B7zo2zY1Zqg

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>>9005521
>Turrets
I wish I had a turret.

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>>9005521
>mfw I dont have a turret

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>>9005535
>>9005538
>tfw you see the homophoned error just as you click the post button and hope no one notices

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>>9005542

>>9005511
Prove it

>>9005511
>tfw will never be invited to Jurassic Park by John Hammond

>>9005542
>homophoned
w-wait what dialect do you have anon, it's not a homophone in mine

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>tfw am a paleontologist and need to write ~30 pages of thesis in next two weeks
JUST