How do I kill myself painlessly and make it look like an accident?

Wait

drowning ("lost at sea") is best

>>8983813

Take a really tedious and low paying job. Then work there for 30 years and slowly die from work related pains.

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>>8983813
break your lock, trash your room and leave signs of struggle then shoot/hang/whatever yourself somewhere where noone will find your body

depends.
you could leave a bottle of gas or dry ice open so the gasses displace the oxygen and you suffocate.
or you could get into amateur explosives and have an "accident" with a large quantity of acetone peroxide. preferably away from anyone, lets say in a forest

enlist in the military
wait for WW3 to start
get shot multiple times
you'll actually become a war hero and be HONORED for your bravery

>>8983813
Why do you want it to look like an accident?

hang yourself

>>8983813
put a belt around your neck and wack it to some german fart porn.

As long as they find you with the belt around your neck, your dick in your hand, and the loudest german fart porn blasting they'll never know it was suicide.

Plus you get to die while beating off to german fart porn.

Join the army and die for Israel.

helium accident* confined space e.g.
balloons or voice goofing

>>8983813
What? Why? If you want to kill yourself then go out on a high note man. Look, make a list of people you hate. Then get a gun and then start gunning the down, saving the last shot for yourself when the police are about to get you.

Or if you are not capable of violence then why not kill yourself, but make it look like someone you hate actually killed you? Try framing someone instead.

Make it fun.

Hit yourself over the head with a helium tank.