What is the evolutionary advantage of swamp-ass? Pheromones?

warding off butt-predators

>>8974648
curb overpopulation[citation needed]

>>8974648
the great question of our time OP

>>8974648
No one has ever demonstrated that human pheromones exist
Why are you such a disgusting pig?

>>8975327
Im aware of this, but I dont believe it at all. There were chicks I knew were DTF just by something in the way they smelled before I ever had sex.

Related, but serious: what's the purpose of hemorrhoids?

>>8976336
To keep you from spending too much time on the toilet

>>8974648
Essentially you're asking why there are apocrine sweat glands located around the ass crack? It depends on the question you're asking. If I was to speculate I think it probably has a lot to do with the fact that sweating in general is advantageous and we haven't had enough evolutionary time to adapt to wearing clothes.

>>8976336
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>8974648
>What is the evolutionary advantage of swamp-ass? Pheromones?

there isn't a advantage, it's caused by wearing pants, retard.

>>8974648
We sweat around our butts because God wanted us to be gay so he added natural lubrication to our buttholes.

It also makes it smell bad because only women (the inferior sex) dislike bad smells so it keeps them away cooking or doing laundry while the manly men get it on.