Chemistry +biogenetics

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Teach me enough to become a biochemist mastermind, /sci/.

Let's humbly start with the following:
-top 15 chemicals that improve your brain/health
-top 15 chemicals that can slowly kill you.
-how do I genocide the cockroaches? And mosquito's, flies, spiders.
-Control of hair growth.
-Control of ovulation and bio processes in general.
-A bio luminous mouse (baby tier)
-How to fireworks (Chinese tier)
-how to predict if it's going to be a boy or a girl. (Gipsy tier)
-Cooking (hardmode tier)
-Mind control/mood inhibitors(fantasy tier)