Things normies say that make you cringe

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>Hey that's a nice jacobian matrix
>thanks
>too bad it's not a hessian matrix

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>>8963534
Evolution (or whatever) is JUST a theory.

But there was a study that showed that...

I have gluten sensitivity.

>>8963534
>Normies
Fuck off Reddit. Also
>I have EHS
No you don't, you have Munchausen's syndrome.

>If you need help with math, just tell me. I study engineering.

>>8965462
>Dude just soleve for dx lmao

>>8963561
I know what both of those are, but I don't understand the joke.

>>8965446
is it not a theory?
does it just bother you because of the implications?

>>8965462
>fluid mechanics isn't really needed for engineering dude

>>8965486
No you mongoloid. Theory in biological terms is equivalent to principle in physics and mathematics. You don't say hurr limits are just a theory or durr derivatives can't be proven lmao

Evolution is proven to the bone that it is the changing of allele frequency in populations over time.

>>8965493
so you're referring to natural selection as opposed to macroevolution?

>>8965507
Please, no one respond to this. They won't fuck off if they think they can get a good catch.

>>8965507
I'm referring to a population's change in allele over time due to environmental or other constraints, which is evolution. You're talking about the origin of life which is a completely different topic

>>8965510
Sorry mate, I did it. But I heard people on /sci/ is smarter than the average so let's see where this gets us

>>8965510
are you unable to defend your point without using bad arguing techniques?

>>8965446
>there was a study that showed that...
I do this very often, how do I break this shit?

>>8965513
sorry about that, I thought the other guy was you.

I do agree with that much. I think most of the time this argument just happens because each party thinks evolution means different things.

>>8965519
>asking him a question
>you
Are you feeling again newfie? I guess you need to lurk rekt threads on /gif/ or Liveleak for a while.

>>8965526
The definition I gave you is the only one used in academia.

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>>8965531

>"Hi I'm a person who only reads facebook info post lmao here's studies that make x or y look like it'll kill us/cause cancer/make me space jesus"
>"Well here's why that's retarded and why you might be too..."

>>8963534
>Mutations are bad

>GMOs will hurt my DNA

I once had a diabetic argue with me that GMO's were bad. I explained to her that GM E. coli made her insulin, and her response was, "bacteria aren't organisms you retard because they don't have mouths or eyes or leaves"

IIRC she was a theatre major.

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>>8965580

>>8965462
>I'll suck your dick while you read the textbook

>>8965462
yeah engineers take up to calc three which is like 3/4 of your pathetic major.
the rest of ours is spent on how to use math in order to do something worthwhile; we create something. uppervlassmen math majors just have a numerical semantic masturbation session.

>>8965755
mathfags btfo

>>8965755
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>8965486
The word "just" is the problem.

>>8965507
>macroevolution
This word alone is rage creating enough to be on topic

>>8965580
Where did the anti GMO meme come from?

>>8965580
just.. never talk about science with fine arts majors. generally a horrible idea

>>8963561
He's right though

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>>8965555
But I wanna be space Jesus

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>>8965580
>aren't organisms you retard because they don't have mouths or eyes or leaves

>>8965493
evolution is still only a theory dude.

>imaginary numbers are as real as reals

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>"I was really good at maths but I stopped taking it... never understood the part where they swapped numbers for letters and you had to find x"

>>8968201
t. fine arts major

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>>8965580

>>8965555
Quads boy

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>>8963534
>...that make you cringe

"I made a normie hate thread on /sci/ yesterday."

>>8965493
>derivatives can't be proven lmao
Can they not?

>>8968987
What the fuck is with newfags posting normie meme generator shit lately? Is it just one guy, or did a group of middle schoolers find /sci/?

>>8966407
Idk probably some book featured on Dr Oz, Oprah, or the View.
>>8966412
Yeah it's not something I actively try to do. It's like explaining taxes to a 2 year old.

>>8966407
It's from a larger fear of science that starts building up during the atomic age.
When people realize that our technology may be able to destroy the world, they start questioning whether or not we should be studying these mysteries.

Here, have a podcast about irradiating plants to see if we could make more mutations and better crops
http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/atom-garden-eden/