>reaction doesn't involve stereochemistry

>>8962708
>reaction is not air sensitive
>reaction gives a quantitative yield
>reaction requires little to no further purification
>reaction doesnt involve pyrophorric materials
>reaction works reliably every time

I could go on. fuck grad school and fuck chemistry.

>Reaction doesn't require refluxing in inert nitrogen

>>8962708
>reaction doesn't include stoichiometry

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>>8962708
>reaction doesn't involve reactants

>Reaction is mixing two pre prepared reagents in solution, putting on a rotation, going out to a bar, getting a full night of sleep, coming back the next day around midmorning and observing a color change

>>8963012
I love have people work for me.

>reaction is graphene synthesis
>for your gf who is outside of town
>unfortunately you are a chemist too
>she asks you to go to her lab and conduct it
>yfw you are a theoretical chemist
>suck it up and go anyway and snythesize some moetherfucking graphene
>while she cheats on you
true story

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>Draw the most stable conformation

>>8963497
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, at least you did the classic spit catalyzed cis-trans inversion right.

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>reaction involves a 7 or 9 membered cyclo compound

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>>8964075
>reaction involved a pepe

ijuijiujoij

>>8964075
If i cant draw the product how can i be expected to make the product?!?

>>8962732
Pyrophorics are fun you pussy.
I always conduct my syntheses using the most reactive and toxic reagents possible.

>>8962708
>Wet Grignard

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>there are actual science people on /sci/

>>8964263
>chemists
>scientists

kek'd
PHYSICS
ONLY

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>going around the lab putting clean glassware in its place
>resident Walter White wannabe doing whatever in the hotte not wearing a lab coat
>Suddenly goes "FFFFFFFFF----"
>Guy's looking at his wrist
>"What happened?"
>"Spilled some piranha"
Lmao fucking dumbass will learn

>All the chemists on /sci/ are pepetards

>This needs no catalyst

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>>8964475
Halt! You have some problem with my Pepe mega colection ++ ?

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>>8962708
>>reaction doesn't involve pressures on the order of gigapascals

>>8963516
>spit catalyzed cis-trans inversion
what is this real

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>make this

>>8964222
Trips of based.
>>8965863
Doesn't saliva have some kind of isomerase?

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>draw all resonance forms
>2 benzenes

>>8962708
process simulation module doesnt involve differential equations

>having to use hydrazine, nitrobenzene or Raney-nickel

>pouring water in your lab partners acetone bottle
D E V I L I S H

>>8967116
>lab report requires you to put your name as well as your partner's name
>leave without telling my partner my name

Enjoy losing half a mark, kid.