/sci/ humor

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I made this.

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>>8960759
That explanation made it way more harder to understand.

>>8961110
I will never know why this image never ceases to make me laugh

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bumping with some classics

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ok last one for now, may post more if there is more demand/keks

>>8961204
Moar fuck ups

>>8961110
mathematicians need to be stopped

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>>8961195
this one right here

>>8960759
>tfw
it's actually never been clearer to me how e^ix is even defined, until i took the time to read that

thank you op

>>8961183
Is this referencing something specific?

>>8961674
The twentieth century.

>>8961160
That isn't funny and that Anon is a piece of shit. Hope he was fired.

>>8960870
Saved

>>8961724

It's funny as fuck and that anon was totally right to do what he did. Everything about your post is wrong.

>>8961724
Buttpained cheating Asian detected.

>>8961176
God, I love these. Because they're so damn true.

>>8961724
I didn't realize /sci/ was now implementing diversity quotas.

>>8961195
lmao I remember this thread

>>8961172
Speaking of Achilles and tortoise:
http://www.ditext.com/carroll/tortoise.html

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>>8961776
Easily baited dumbass newfags detected

>>8960759
That's Shankar's book! I remember that vividly from my Physics class and how the book was filled with similarly styled humor throughout the text.

>>8962136
What's the answer?

>>8962146
Saved

>>8961110
KEEP. YOUR MOUTH. SHUT.

>>8961724
>"oh no le ebil racism :''''("

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>>8961176
best one yet

>>8960759
someone post algebra book with fuck in it a lot i don't have it

>>8960759
>like presidenta Obama dog
FUCKING NU MATHEMATICIANS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8962713
I have a bunch of these

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>>8962734

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>>8962736

>>8962161
classic

>>8962738

Did he ever finish the game? Is there an epilogue to this?

Anyone has the ted kaczynski citation?

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>>8962755

>>8962739
/fa/ is the most underage board on this site

>>8962147
I dunno, you could have a z-dimension such that a multiple of zero moves it up a dimension whereas something divided by zero removes a dimension, where the natural numbers are in z_0. Fractional exponents have fractional dimensions, of course. In this case, the number would be .5 (z_1). What do you think?

>>8962147
0/2=0 because 2*0=0.

>>8962697
Absolute madman

>>8962934
So 0/0=2?

>>8963581
Thanks cunt

>>8963581
autism

>>8960759
t.cringe

>>8962738
kek i remember this thread

>>8963581
not funny

>>8963591
yw

>>8963595
yeah it takes extreme autism to find 99% of that shit funny

>>8963620
agreed, most of the posts i responded to are not funny.

>>8962736
Thanks I lold for the first time in months

>>8963669
very plausible

>>8962839
You're forgetting /mu/

>>8963581
>>8963631
Doesn't like it? Get the fucking out of this thread anon

>>8963766
i'd rather you just stop posting incredibly lame jokes

>>8962839
>he has never been to /o/

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>>8963581
>only racism is funny

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>>8962839
>>8963750
i see none of you guys have been to >>>/pol/ hahahaha lmao!!!!!!!!

>>8963776
It's not though. That's the sad thing about it.

>>8963775
i also foudn the ted kaczynski one funny but i guess that proved your point even more...

>>8963581
Ban all mass repliers.

>>8963581
I agree with your analysis.
>>8963775
>booty-bothered by not being funny
>everybody who thinks I'm lame is /pol/

>>8963798
>being autistic to the point of samefagging about his shitpost

>>8963816
>this paranoid about not being liked on the internet

>>8963820
Exactly my point.

>>8963816
that's a different person. i would never call someone "booty-bothered"

my extremely helpful post identifying which if the posts ITT aren't funny and should be skipped was deleted. lame

>>8962168
Norm is a blessing. He should be writing the sylibus.

>>8962839
No, that would be /x/.

>>8961176
WINRAR

>>8962713
It's actually pronounced Oiler though :^)

>>8964170
It isn't

>>8964204
It is.

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>>8963831
mods = gods

>>8963669
Up until the last 2 sentences, it actually sounded like Feynman

God i missed this threads

>>8962821
thats pretty good. what book is it from?

>>8962750
He's still working on it. He's still alive, you just need to know where to look.

>>8964914

That's pretty fascinating. The amount of detail I mean. I'm not really interested in the concept but it's inspiring me to do something similar just not centered around basement pedophilia.

>>8962738
lol this dude has been developing that for years, I remember that shit from 2011-2012 /jp/ or so

>>8964779
It isn't.

I am German, I know what a German name sounds like...

>>8965723

He was Swiss.

>>8961204
>smirked quite jewishly


every time

>>8961724
(you)

>>8965730
And?
You realize German is still spoken in Switzerland right?

If you dont believe me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonhard_Euler.

>>8965737

Hey good, now that you posted the link maybe you should hear the audio files of his name pronunciation.

>>8962713
my fucking process simulation professor kept calling it oilers and it pissed me off for some strange reason. Eulers is for plebs though. Its all about dat Ranga Katta method.

>>8965741
Thats why I posted the link, retard...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LeonhardEulerByDrsDotChRadio.ogg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:De-Leonhard_Euler.flac

First in Swiss German the second in standard German.

Also (from wikipedia) Leonhard Euler (/ˈɔJlər/ OY-lər

Dictionary (from the wikipedia sources [2]) https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Euler "Eu·ler \ˈȯi-lər\"

Could you now please stop lecturing a German about his own language?
>>8965742
Your teacher is right.

>>8965748
na who gives a shit about the gay wikipedia article. anybody that calls it "oilers" doesn't know how vowels work in english and is therefore a faggot.

also
>anyone could have edited this and put in the wrong information because its wikipedia

>>8965759
That's why I gave you THE WIKIPEDIA SOURCES.

here https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/us/euler,_leonhard the OXFORD DICTIONARY "Euler, Leonhard/ˈoilər/"
here https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Euler "Eu·ler \ˈȯi-lər\"
Are the dictionaries also wrong?

You are completely wrong and you know it, maybe next time don't try to argue with a German about his own language, while having no clue about German, you fucking idiot.

It is actually a bit hilarious how you are reacting to getting BTFO completely, "Oiler" is the ONLY correct pronunciation.

The "eu" sound at the beginning of his name is very common in other german words, I have yet to hear a single German dialect in which it wasn't spoken as "oi" but I didn't expect someone with no knowledge about German to know this...

>>8965775

>eunich
>european
>euler

btfo hans or mohammed

>>8965785
>btfo
are you RETARDED?

I know how the the "eu" sound is spoken in ENGLISH, but GERMAN IS NOT ENGLISH.

EULER IS A GERMAN NAME, I din't call Galois "gahloihs" that would be flat out retarded.

Europa (spoken "oiropa")
Eunuch (spoken "oinuch")
Euler (spoken "oiler")

Also get the fuck out of here you racist, bigoted /pol/ tard.
You racists are really so stupid, it shows when you lecture people about their won language and country.
Germany is still 90% white people (not that that is a good thing) while America is already a lot more diverse and soon to be below 50% white (thank god).

Maybe diversity will help you gain a bit more intelligence (after all even the lowest IQ person of color has a higher IQ then any white).

>>8965790
My man, he's trolling you. You're letting it work.

>>8965759
"vowels" don't work in English, they're more like word dependent and differ between dialects as well. In any case the name is Swiss-German, not English.

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>>8962161
>Without five I couldn't even count to six
This is one of the best lines to come out of /sci/, gets me everytime

>>8962882
Haha

>>8965998
but it's true, [math]6=S(5)[/math]

>>8965790
hahaha so assblasted over english pronunciation. get over it bro, you lost

>>8966921
not funny

>>8961176
i dont get it

>>8966921
you have a great sense of humour and any post that says youre autistic or you should kys is plain wrong

>>8965790
he's just pretending to be retarded to cover up for the fact that he actually didn't know how it was pronounced, so he's being >le amazing funny retard xD
but we can see through you, we know you are really retarded. just quit the act redditard.

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post more expanding brain memes

>>8967457
>coming to lab in shorts and sandals
guilty

>>8966921
fucking imbecile, your "kind of funny" wasn't a joke, I was completely serious

>>8966921
>REALS
>just a meme

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>>8967465
That's advanced autism.

>>8966921
Go back to >>>/pol/.

>>8968510
So that's what iff means

>>8963053
0/0 = x, where x can be any number. Therefore division is undefined for 0/0. You can say it equals 2, but not meaningfully.

>>8961204
happened in my uni, I was the eagle

>>8968514
How did you not know this? What did you think it meant?

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>>8968211
kekkers

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>>8961724
incorrect try again later

>>8968546
many repeated typos

>>8968221
this is why i write all my ones as a vertical bar, especially in combination with absolute value/norm bars

>>8965957
I cringe every time this faggot tries to be funny

>>8968876
Didn't the last post this autistic get deleted?
Are you trying to catch a ban this time?

>>8968876
A U T I S M O
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>>8967457
>expanding brain

Is that supposed to be the same person?
I always interpreted this as different people

>>8968908
I found it helpful

>>8968908
he's right though

>>8968174
>isomorphic cyclic groups of order 2
Give me one (1) more redundant phrase.

>>8969029
You are the person who uses inappropriately sophisticated vocabulary with toddlers. Some redundancy helps the kids learn.

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>crashes

>>8961176
>wipes the semen off his lips
How did I not see that coming?

>>8968209
Kek

>American education

>>8968209
holy shit is this real

>>8964170
It's fucking German, so the Eu sound is like the sound you make when you get kicked in the nuts.

>>8968543

>>8962120
I'm a pleb and went to a shit uni, what's the formula on the right?

>>8968209
I thought i was stupid for starting off with trig in college, now i'm doing PDE's, but man that pic is horrifyingly true.

>>8963011
does anyone have a source on that cock pic

>>8962735
Rare

>>8970254
tensor relativistic formulation of Maxwell's equation, where [math]\partial_\alpha[/math] is the time - space derivative, [math]F^{\alpha\beta}[/math] is the electromagnetic field tensor and [math]J^\beta[/math] is the 4-current tensor, and there is an implied summation over [math]\alpha[/math]

>>8970404
Don't worry much abou that. I thought i'm stupid (i am) for not knowing anal before uni. By now, i've published 3 almost relevant papers (cited by gods) in algebraic number theory. You'll get there if you give it everything. I went through Shelah while on shitter. It's 10% dedication, 89% luck if all you want is to be cited by a genius.

>>8970440
Thanks. I'm curious now and want to look into that.

>>8968221
What's with these guys shitting on engineers? Are they a meme?

>>8970400
this

>>8964900
It's from a short paper on a niche number theory problem, I don't really remember which. I know this because I went to the same grad school as the author; this is the funniest thing a math student has ever managed to say so it gets spread around a lot.

>>8968209
It hurts how accurate this is

>>8965790
You were baited hard.
You should have known the moment he said "Ranga Katta" but I guess that, being a poseur on /sci/, you didn't know he was referring to "Runge Kutta."

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>>8969346
You know your shit's fucked up when computer sims in natural units gets you quantities in the thousands.

>>8970440
einstein summation notation was a fucking mistake

how could someone so smart do something so stupid

>>8971288
nah your just a brianlet

>>8971259
I wish I had a cute fox shikigami instead of MATLAB.

https://youtu.be/NWUlbYtvCyY?t=35m30s

>>8962697
I don't get it, halp

>>8968209
>a way of systematicly passing on knowledge in the northern part of the americas

>>8961141
Incongruity/absurdity theory is why

>>8967457
Last one means 15 moles of hydrosulfuric acid.

Now you autists can't feel superior for understanding it without help as there's no way to prove you did.

>>8970943
It's a bit of a meme, but at the same time, engineering schools are mostly guys so....

>>8971389
The joke as explained in a previous thread was that one is a very advanced text and the other is a basic primmer.

>>8971539
brainlet detected

>>8971692
How so faggot?

>>8968174
is this loss?

>>8971698
it means 15 molar acid you fool

>>8968204
I bet that guy went on to study azides or something
absolute madman

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>>8971307
Sorry m8 you need to get your own.

>>8971718
but what if it was in 1L anon????

>>8971539
I barely passed fucking high school chemistry a year ago, remembered literally nothing and I could figure that out. Just how much of a brainlet are you? Even if you never looked at the periodic table in your life you could get it based off of context clues.

>>8971722
> 4 nand gates instead of a xor gate
xor gates are pretty niche.

>>8965759
Euler was a fucking german hence you pronounce it the german way, you retarderd burger nigger

>>8972011
well my bad he was swiss but he still has a german name

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>>8968713
lel

>>8971945
Nowhere did it say it was 1 L of solution. Why would you assume that?

>>8971539
why are you assuming that the bottle contains exactly one liter of the stuff?

>>8972055
>the number is false

Holy fucking kek, I did not expect that. Got me good, it did.

>>8961110
[NEGLECTS INTERNAL ORGANS]

>>8971539
The other anons are shitting on you for taking 15M to mean 15 moles.
I'd like to just take a second to shit on you for calling H2SO4 hydrosulfuric acid. It's just sulfuric acid. Hydrosulfuric acid would be H2S.

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>>8972899
Yeah that always pisses me off. If you treat a dog as a donut then you absolutely can comb it

>>8972055
this one never fails to make me kek

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Obligatory

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>>8972910
I knew you fags couldn't resist trying to appear smart.
Stay salty.

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>>8973566
>appear smart
>by knowing basic definitions and notation
No, your bait was just too weak

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>>8973566

>>8969029
>Give me one (1) more redundant phrase.
Not a phrase, but
>one (1)

>>8970400
>taken straight from the math jokes thread on the xkcd forum
>except now with engineers
Hello rebbit

is >>>/sci/ a dead board?

>>8961177
Tfw at 20

>>8961160
At first I was going to type

>did something bad
>gets punished

but the last sentence actually makes sense. I would be okay with this if and only if they were organized by race, but that the race itself was unknown to the grader (they only knew it was a single race, without knowing which single race it was). Technically the prof would be helping libs if they all have lots of friends of different races (that they cheat with) since everyone else would be easier to catch by comparison.

>>8975497
first: why is it set equal to 1 on the top line?
second: how did she determine what work was too much to show and what could be omitted? she didn't need to expand the sums desu
third: why would she do that

>>8975782
Are you retarded desu, it's set to 1 + ix + ... not just 1

>>8975782
The first line is probably what she wanted to prove

>>8975497
Why can't she just get Euler's identity tattooed on her like everyone else?

>>8975825
oh it's poor alignment, my bad

>>8975827
No it isn't, it wraps around to the second line

>>8962730
Topologically a circle is a square duh

>>8966004
>If 8 men were having gay sex in a row and the man in the back of the line had HIV how long of an unprotected sex session would it take the engineer to contract HIV?

>>8976408
>If 8 men were having gay sex in a row and the man in the back of the line had HIV how long of an unprotected sex session would it take the engineer to contract HIV?

Trick Question, all of them are engineers.

>>8975497
Too bad it's meaningless without proof that the series converges absolutely

>>8976414
If all of them are engineers, then they all have AIDS already.

>>8976810
or for that matter, that sinx, cosx and e^x have those series expansions

>>8968192
normie tier but still kek'd

>>8961724
>>tumblr
>>reddit