>I want to donate my body to science

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>not wanting to donate body to science

>>8951889
Never say you're a donator
They will kill you st their first chance to harvest your organs

>>8951855
Science doesn't want it

I wanna donate my body to a harem filled with lusty women.

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>I want my body to be ceremonially dumped in a hole, so the dust that's left there after it decomposes can rise back out on Judgement Day

>>8951855
Medicine isn't a Science.

Your body will be sodomized by Gore loving psychopath medical students.

you have to cover a ridiculous amount of criteria and actually pay in the thousands just so retards i.e the majority of med students get to gut you like a pig

>tfw they actually mixed up the right arms of two people once
get cremated anon, that would be my choice

>>8951951
>and actually pay in the thousands
Didn't know you have to pay to donate your body, wtf.

>Donate body to science

What this actually means is:
>Cosmetology brainlets get to practice on your decapitated head's hair.
>Med students get to mangle your corpse
>The Hospital taking care of you gets to kill you early for fresh organs

I'd rather be buried or cremated desu.

>>8951901
This is a false meme.