Launching vials of my semen into space

Your gametes themselves will never seed life. They exist only to join with the female gametes, the ovum.

I think in order to make this work, you will have to let the semen go a bit fetid, to ensure that bacteria is mixed through the sperm cells. These bacteria then may go on the seed life, with your semen as food.

This however, will still fail, as all life must be seeded from phytobacteria which gains energy from the sun. The bacteria in your semen will not be of this kind, and will quickly die once the semen nourishing them runs out.

In short, no, this plan is not feasible.

>>8944144
eating pinaple makes your sperm taste like pineaple so if you were to eat pinaple leaves could your sperm photosynthesize then>

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>>8944109

This thread made me kek nonstop for solid 5 minutes. Thanks, OP.

>>8944148
This seems reasonable enough.

>>8944148
probably

>tfw all life on Earth is the result of some virgin loser alien jizzing and launching it into space

>>8944109
Semen, when frozen at a rate which does not immediately kill the sperm cells, usually still remains valid for ~20 years.
OP, I'm not against your proposal, I mean you'll never find a human woman so your best chance is with the void of space, but be reasonable:

How are you going to get your dickwhiz to a habitable planet within 20 years?

im going to send my cum into space as well and we'll see whose jizzians develop FTL travel first
i'm bettin on my lil guys

I'm reminded of Niven's woman of kleenex story.

>>8944279
Well I wasn't necessarily expecting the sperms themselves to survive, but I was kinda hoping organic matter in general may serve as a catalyst and I want that organic matter to be my jizz.

>>8944109
stop watching ridley scott's movies boss