So there I was, just minding my own business...

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>>8942508

Then all of the sudden, I'm buried under a couple miles of lava.

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So I was like, "Whatever. Lava sucks but it's not the end of the world."

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Then along comes this asshole 'Al Gorgonopsian" talking about "carbon dioxide" and "methane hydrates" and this and that, and that's when things started getting weird.

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That's when I started to notice it was getting warmer every year... all of my food started to die and it got really hard to breathe...

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Soon it was raining and flooding all of the time and I could barely walk let alone find enough to eat. I couldn't even recognize my home it was like I was on another planet.

>REEEE LET THE DEMOCRATS RAISE TAXES AND SHIP JOBS OVERSEAS TO HAMSTRING ANY COMPETITION TO THEIR DONORS OR THE DINOSAURS WILL GO EXTINCT
Fuck off and read a book.

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I made it through but only just barely... pretty much all my friends died... the oceans were pink and the sky was green...

Whatever. I made it. I just hope nothing like this ever happens again. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

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250 million years later...

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Oh fuck yeah...

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Soon...

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"Carbon dioxide! Parts per million! Methane hydrate!"

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"Seriously... Siberian Arctic Shelf... Methane... 50 gigatons."

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"Fuckin chinese bullshit."

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Here we go again.

WOW THIS SERIES OF POSTS HAS REALLY OPENED MY EYES UP TO HOW GLOBAL WARMING IS EFFECTING THE WORLD!!!
THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR VALUABLE INSIGHT

I enjoyed it

>its the cambrian explosion

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Suddenly a wild alien appears.

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>>8942594

Fuckin Chinese bullshit.

really depolarized my tangerines

What's so bad about mass extinction events, anyway? History has shown that life as a whole keeps truckin' and even if it doesn't... so what?

>>8942645
>What's so bad about mass extinction events, anyway
Humanity wasn't wiped out.

>>8942645
I hate life and want it to go away for good.

>>8942683
Man, someone really musta taken a dump in your corn flakes huh?