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>>8938857
HÉHÉ stupid faggots hehé

two chicks at the same time

>>8938857
>unlimited funding
Screw your question, I'm taking a bunch of non-retards to Mars and starting over.

>>8938877
Im really good at pretending to not be retarded

Killer robots that can assemble killer robots infinitely

>>8938857

Free healthcare.

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>>8938857

Step 1. Create a Deadly & Highly contagious Virus or Microbe. Develop a Cure or Vaccine for It.

Step 2. Spread Worldwide that Deadly Virus, causing a Worldwide Pandemic.

Step 3. Give the Cure or Vaccine only for a selected group of people (who pays more + the few people I care about)

Step 4. $$Profit$$

>>8938857
>what's the most unethical/dangerous thing you would try to push onto the world?
Do biology like high energy physics is done.

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>>8938882
>travelling to Mars
>second week in
>"captain, I'm afraid someone shat into the research module"
>they_float_amongst_us.png

>>8938907
>Step 4. $$Profit$$
you're killing off most of the populations and tanking economy, faggot

>>8938857
Deadly virus that target specific gene carriers.

>>8938927
You now own the world though.

>>8938927
I'm sure you'll never notice but the truth is people are renewable resource.

>>8938945
I'm sure you will never notice but your time here is limited and getting back up to the amount of people who sustain your current standard of living and generally make that fucking paper worth anything, through their work will take considerably longer

>>8938876
what the fuck is your field of study, dude

>>8938907
>implying this isnt already in development
kek

>>8938950
>make that fucking paper worth anything
>paper

Jesus fuck you are so deluded. Paper money has never been worth anything. that is why the Jews took away your resources and gave you fucking "paper".

i want to produce large amounts of strangelets and completely destroy the universe

>>8938857
Remove the metric system.

>>8938857
Probably a private army doing ecology black ops and psy ops. Nothing unethical tho

>>8938950
The living standard of the ones responsible for the purge will be quite high I'm sure. The whole world and that includes more than paper is all theirs after all.

>>8938970
good luck getting what you want, anytime you wants, with a sack of seeds, or a lump of copper ,or whatever you fucking idiot

>>8938857
A particle accelerator on the moon across the whole circumference.

Divide by zero

>>8938997
3

>>8938950
>the amount of people who sustain your current standard of living

>t. growth monger

I guess technology had nothing to do with that right?

>>8938982
>ecology black ops
what

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>>8938907

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>>8938907
>Modify a highly contagious and lethal strain of bubonic plague
>Spread it to China, Pakistan, India, and the entire African Continent
>Bribe world leaders in the Americas, Europe, and Middle East to close borders

Boom, overpopulation solved.

>>8939007
You already know too much.
We will liberate the "means of production"

1.mass produce a soylent, keep the recipe a secret
2.support world hunger for 15-20+ years
3.destroy the recipe, shut down all production
4.world hunger ends within the next half year/overpopulation solved

Prove Riemann hypothesis by exhaustion

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>>8938911
>buy some islands out at sea
>allow nations to ship criminals there
>inmates would be used for human testing of new drugs, new implants, social experiments, and such
>also be able to cheaply sample things like living human tissue
>nothing is off limits, including full umbilical stem cells, living brains in the hellish state of being disconnected from their bodies & all sensory input, controlled tensile & impact testing of living human bodies, reanimation testing for varying amounts of time after official death, and, of course, the human centipede

It seems like a whole lot of fields could be affected significantly in a short amount of time by the existence of such a testing environment.

Give $ 10 trillions to aubrey de grey 's sens

>>8939038
this

>>8938975
monster

>>8939038
Unfortunately, the powers that be consider human centipede "unethical"

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>>8938857
IQ: hereditary or environmental
solution: RCT human breeding

>>8939038
So Unit 731 on a Carribbean Island?

Clone a Neanderthal.

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>buy private island
>equip it with the best surrveilance equipment available
>kidnap large groups of people and leave them stranded on the island
>systematically introduce different variables like food/water scarcity, terrain, number of different groups, predators, availability of weapons, etc until they all die
>conduct all sorts of social experiments
>repeat over and over until I have a sufficiently large dataset covering all different aspects of society and social indicators

>>8939145
implying those experiments are scaleable

no the only way to apply datasets of social experiments to all humanity is to conduct experiments on all humanity

Kidnap a bunch of girls and probe their anus

>>8938857
Divide by zero. Thats the way I roll

>Buy a large private island
>equip it with the best surrveilance equipment available
>kidnap large groups of people and leave them stranded on the island
>treat everyone fine, give them plenty of food and comfy beds, etc..
>tell them there's a nuke buried under the island
>give each of them a "detonator"
>watch a tentative trust slowly dissolve into paranoia and chaos over a period of several weeks
>masturbate

clean up the great pacific garbage patch

>>8938971
>i want to produce large amounts of strangelets and completely destroy the universe
i'm in

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>>8941014

s-pretty good :D

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>>8938857
STD research using massive orgies with only the people I invite.

>>8941014
Air this as a reality show and study the public's reaction for double the science. And also my entertainment.

>>8938857
Reverse engineer the biochemistry of the toxoplasma microbe into a parasite that makes humans obey me and only me.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

>>8938857
Who is that silicon semen extractor?

Cure baldness

>>8938857
Organ cloning via fetal initiation. Its the quickest way to make an organ. Dont fall for the "3D printing" meme.

>>8938857
Quantum supercomputers with predictive modeling? I don't know. I study math. Maybe I could write down a number that causes an aneurysm when you think about it.

>>8938857
make mars a white homeland since we're not wanted here

>>8938857
Make a new AIDS, for white people.

www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/brain-magnets-decrease-faith-in-god-religion-immigrants-a6695291.html

Magnetize the entire Middle East, all of Indonesia and Northern Africa.

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>>8938935
You now own a world of 6 billion corpses.
Enjoy the smell.

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>>8938857
Self-replicating machines with no replication limits.

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>>8938857
dude, fuck this gay earth, i would go for full blown space travel and colonization. i consider this dangerous as it is brand new and almost completely uncharted territory.

also, investment in a full blown dickgirl ray gun that can give hot women a nice, big dick and ridiculous amounts of horniness so i can fulfill my /d/ fantasies. i consider this unethical as it will be used for a 100% selfish endeavor.

also,

>all these people going full blown genocide

god DAMN, i know shit's fucked, but conversion is an alternative to destruction you know.

>>8938907
step 1. form a de facto monopoly between big pharma, insurance and the government over healthcare

step 2. use this alliance to focus on "improving" the "availability" of healthcare while not doing anything to improve its QUALITY

step 3. turn it into a pay to win system where anybody with enough money and connections can buy or network their way to victory

step 4. profit

tl;dr - you just described america's healthcare system.

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I would unleash vocal cord parasites.
Initially in larval form, the parasite will enter through the throat and attach itself to the vocal cords, mimicking the host's membranes flawlessly. Upon reaching maturity, the larvae mate, triggered by sustained exposure to the specific language the parasite was attuned to. Once they copulate, they begin to feast on the host's lungs. As the hosts die, they revert to a zombie like state of dementia that violently work to ensure the parasite infects others and spreads throughout populated areas. The zombie like infected only want to carry out the will of the parasite controlling them and lose their own willpower, sense of loyalty, and sanity upon their succumbing to the parasite's control.

>>8938907
You have unlimited funding. Just make an expirement like "wut wud happen if HOUSE MADE OV SOLID GOLD!!!" then sell it

I would force all the races to compete in athletic and academic and other sorts of competitions, and collect tons of data to prove once and for all which race is the best at each task.

>>8941924
W O L B A C H I A

>>8941961
You got me

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>>8938877
>>8938882
>>8938914
This would make for an amazing show

>>8938857
Slap some engines on a huge meteor and start over, not only will there be new life forms but the earth will also grow in size for more to prosper

Most UFOs are trying to kill us when they can so therefore we should fund exploration of new alien civilizations and life.

>>8942114
We could be turned into food or zoo animals instead and I'm not taking chances, just reset the earth

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pic related on control of nuclear missiles. Unethical? maybe. Dangerous? for them.

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>>8938857
A space virus that pretty much destroy everything in the universe.

>mathematician
uh, a million dollar salary i guess

>>8942177
>mathematician

>can't come up with a bigger number than one million

>>8938857
Psychfag here.

I think we could all benefit from more fluoride if you know what I mean.

>>8939103
Roller Coaster Tycoon human breeding?

Telescope that uses our sun as a gravity lens

>>8938857
giant space lens which focuses the sun into a death ray

>>8938950
>technology that would make things more efficient is no longer purposely halted because it would reduce jobs
Sounds fine to me. Roads shouldn't have to be repaired thrice as often as they have to because people can't realize their profession is becoming less and less necessary.

>>8939153
>unlimited funding
>unlimited funding
>unlimited funding

>>8938907
This already exists

>>8943071
Science fact: in Australia, the sun is already a death ray.

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>>8938857
Human eugenics/avancing humanity programs.
>http://www.t5forums.com/forum/the-vs-sections/general-discussion/respect-threads/48059-joseph-newton-respect-thread

bring total surveillance to the masses and quicken the panopticon

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>>8943130
What this anon also said >>8941873 and explore space. I'd also try to seed life as well, whether by intentional contamination or terraforming

>>8943141
How I yearn for the day when everyone is forced to confront and accept the fact that all humans are disgusting hateful perverts, so that I can finally stop worrying about the shit I post on Facebook ruining my career.

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>>8943146
And attempt to make mutagenic accelerants

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>>8943141
How exactly would you do it and what would it look like/entail pre-crime?, mass registrations? Jugdes like in Dredd? Robots?

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Adding/removing DNA, lots of it.

Try and see how much of a chimera you can make and how long you can get it to live.

>>8943165

for background i'm in CS with a specialization in mapping & satellite software sort of shit. we're a good way there already so you probably wouldn't need to do much. those things you mention sound good but wouldn't come first, but later.

for innocuous things you could push for initiatives that give open access to very high resolution satellites & imagery which are only in operation by defense, which could be applicable to other industries. continue to encourage drone remote sensing and other mapping and tracking behaviors until it's something everyone does.

on the social front, incrementally reward people (socially, features, money, whatever it takes) to normalize giving up their privacy. this is... already a ways in, but there are all sorts of lines that can be crossed. imagine something like facebook, but you get access to special features if you stream 24/7. maybe all of your keystrokes and google searches and everything is available for all the world to see in some public repository and all of your location data is publicly available, too. so instant doxxing and stalking is available for all. maybe some sort of fabricated war will cause a hysteria or witchhunt where this is seen for the good of the nation, who knows.

>unlimited funding
>master plan to make money

nice one

>>8943224
fucked formatting gg was replying to the plague inventor genius

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>>8938876

>>8938857
>economics
We already have unlimited funding.

>what's the most unethical/dangerous thing you would try to push onto the world? And how?
Give it all away to everyone.
Everyone in the world gets to name any number they like, and their wealth automatically becomes that amount.

>>8943260
>ask for the 100th busy beaver number dollars
>look in my bank account how much it actually is
>???
>profit

>>8938857
Catgirl gene splicing and cloning

CRISPR my nigga

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>>8938975
You sick fuck

>>8938857
>divide every stock by 0.
>???
>Something.

>using all available energy in this universe to run a simulated universe where I am god

>>8938857
I want to design a machine which can shut down all the cells of a human beings body but on a massive scale, like an entire population at once
That's some sci-fi shit and is literally impossible.

>>8938907
You should watch the TV show utopia

>>8938887
When we get that kind of technology, someone has to try to do that. Who's going to stop them?

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>>8939181
Probe Uranus

I work at a violin shop what the fuck do you want from me

i would build lots of large prisons and arrest people with contrary opinions to see if a lifetime discussion would always end up with a consensus or not. I guess most people would never come to a consensus, especially if the contrary positions are religious or moral.

>>8938857
>unlimited funding and green light
I'd implement /d/ in real life.

>>8938857
I would give everyone part of my unlimited funding so everyone can fuck shit up at the same time.

>>8938857
Genetically Engineered catgirls

>>8941999
Survivor: Mars when?

>>8944707
Me

>>8938857
Domesticate great apes. Imagina having a gorrilla body guard, chimp butler, and an orangutan to do things that its long arms are useful for

>>8945147
In before obvious racist joke

>>8945114
Why would catgirls be dangerous?

true AI that I would unleash immediately

>>8945218
I would imagine taking lolis and experimenting on them would be pretty unethical

But hey. That's just me.

>>8945235
Not if you modify them way before that.

>>8938857
>Chemistry
Would create soma. Face it faggots, brave new world was an utopia and a treatise on how aesthetics is for moody stoics.

>>8945461
Admit it, you just want to create a society where you can get pussy.

>>8941032
Who is this wiener wizard

>>8945511
ORGY PORGY!

>>8945523
some kind of instahoor
reverse search should do the trick my boy

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>>8945114
/thread

Quite honestly I would probably commit genocide just trying to figure out how the human brain works in detail to the point we could even replicate/create it.

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Create a virus only killing jews and muslims.

I would take EVERYONES jobs away using automation.
Laugh from your ivory towers then, cityfags.
I don't even need unlimited funding to do this.

>>8945461
found the Epsilon minus

>>8946063
Viruses don't work that way, anon.

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>>8938857

Nuke China and India and send in crews of people to salvage all hard drives, to take their technical knowledge. Solves over-population and fixes job markets worldwide.

Divert some funds to negligible senescence research and build an antimatter-initiated-fusion propelled rocket and start a century long voyage to Alpha Centari and back. I would return having only aged a few decades and would live in a future where death is entirely voluntary.