Is it true that God doesn't play dice?

>>8933120
>Is it true that God doesn't play dice?
God can't play dice if he doesn't exist

God plays with my dice cause hes a cum guzzling faggot

>>8933120
Yes, God plays chess.
Checkmate

>>8933120
dice are a illusion

It's more like roulette with a wheel numbered into the trillions.

>>8933120

According to the old testament he's a big fan of D&D. He sucks as the dungeon master tho. So yeah, he plays dice.

>>8933120
Who are you to assume what God is doing?

>>8933175
Yeah the checks are way too hard.
I hate when I meet a girl I like and have to roll the d100,000 to successfully take her to dinner.

>>8933215
>only 100000
filthy normie

>>8933120
>implying Einstein meant anything more than "the universe" by god.
Sure he was of jewish religion, but that doesn't mean he wanted to postulate a god in science.

>>8933120
not ever since I whooped his ass at dice that one day in the alley

>>8933120
God plays Solitaire

>>8933120
It's more like Poker.
You don't know if he's bluffing unless you call.

>>8933120
he has just a really good psuedorandom number generator

Can god roll a die to decide if he just rolled a die?

>>8933120
It depends on the God
For example Jehovah is not much of a gambler, but Zeus is totally down

God plays World of Warcraft

>>8933187
>to assume
This is not assumption, this is speculation.
Lrn2speculate fgt pls