How do I become a professor?

Be really smart and get really lucky.

>>8922559
Many professors aren't that smart desu

>>8922559
don't have to be lucky if you settle for a backwoods university or college.

How do I become a Dean?

>>8922600
Like politics more than your career, but be good at it.

>>8922530
How do I become an fascist dictator?

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>>8922616
get a small loan of million dollars from your dad and take it from there

>>8922619
Blumf

>>8922530
1. Get your Ph.D.
2. Publish a lot
3. Get grants
4. Become a leader of research group
5. Publish a lot
6. Befriend the dean and rector.
7. Suggest that your uni should open a professor position in your field or wait for such position to pop up.
8. Send your application and get interviewed.

Would it be easier for me to become a professor if I changed my name to something Ashkenazi-sounding, like Adam Goldwasser?

>>8923461
Only if you look the part