i hate neptune

>>8918760
ED SHEBON
I'M IN LUV WIF DA SHAIP OF URANUS
LMAOOO

>>8918760
Alright, I'll bite. Why do you hate Neptune, OP?

>>8918978
It reminds him of his love life.

Neptune's cool
Now Uranus, that's a boring as shit planet
Its axial tilt is 98 degrees and STILL it manages to be the least interesting planet we know of

>>8919030
Devoid of life, gaseous, and massive?

>>8919054
How can an axial tilt be more than 90°? Do they define the north pole based on spin direction or something?

>>8919101
Cold and lonely?

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>>8919054
what the hell is uranus's problem, spinning like a retard, all the other planets aren't like this. there must be something wrong

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>>8918760
OOPS I thought you said Jupiter. Sorry, guys, my bad!

>>8918760
fuck off pluto

Most people don't know but there are a LOT of planets outside of our solar system. More than you can imagine. And pretty much all of ours are boring in comparison.

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>>8919216
ITS NOT FAIR

>>8919220
I know, son. I know.

>>8919182
Uranus is autistic

>>8919107
AFAIK, yes they do just that.

Neptune has a moon with a retrograde orbit. So there's that.

>>8919216
Uranus is p interesting, I bet a lot of alien civilizations would be interested by it

Saturn is kinda cool too, although not too unique

>>8919107
Right-hand rule. Thumb up, relaxed curl of your finger shows direction of rotation, thumb points north. Uranus' north pole points south of its plane of revolution around the Sun. So it tilt is negative. Alternatively, its axial rotation has a negative period.

>>8918760
I always gravitate towards these kinds of posts.

>>8918760
: (

>>8920679
They're pretty heavy, when you think about it.

>>8918765
fpbp

>>8920785
Do you just cruise around to all the threads making the same post? Without a sage? Fuck off.

>>8918760

Neptune is my favorite planet... You don't talk to my favorite planet like that, you low masshole.

>>8919941
Wtf
I hate Neptune now

how long would a person survive on neptune?

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>>8918760
Your right neptune how about as much personality as a fidget spinner.

All about Venus and TrES-2b
And when it comes to stars i give it to
Sgr 1900+14

>>8921272
Not long. The pressure would crush you into diamonds and ice 7 before you got anywhere near the core

>>8918760
Saturn is my favorite planet

>>8919216 i bet the most of them are boring

>>8918760
If you hate it so much, why don't you just move?

>>8918760
Fucking Neptune just sits out there taunting us with its long-ass 40-year (I'm probably wrong pls correct) Hohmann transfer time.

>Oh what's that, you want to study my moons a little close?
>Too bad fuckface, if you wan't the information before you're senile, you'll have to make do with a flyby, good luck getting funding for that :^)

I want to invent a torchship-tier drive so I can fly up to his smug blue ass and stick anal-science probes all over his moon system.

>>8920679
>>8920780
GB2R

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I hate Neptune because it
broke the Titius-Bode Law.

>>8919216
Most solar systems tend to have like 20 planets, our cuck system only has fucking 8 planets with only four of them being worth exploring because they are rocky while the rest are gas balls or icy gas balls which will take us centuries to even have a probe not be destroyed by the upper atmospheric layer on those planets.

Most star systems seem to have rocky planets galore.

>>8918760

>>8922278
>Most solar systems tend to have like 20 planets
Sauce?