We will never have concerned aliens come to
earth and save us from ourselves.
How do you feel about that?
>>8914587
my very cuck is trobbleling with excitedness
>>8914587
last fucking thing I wish the first contact to be is space Greenpeace
>>8914595
Hey it's a lot better than having first contact with space terrorists
>>8914614
maybe they would start funding NASA properly if that were the case
>>8914595
This. If somehow the most unlikely thing happens and we are contacted by faggy hippie aliens, the first thing I'm going to do is rape an alien to death.
>>8914587
they came when we started broadcasting off planet and setting off nukes. They saw that we were basically monkeys who can barely make fire and then left assuming we would probably either kill ourselves or sort ourselves out by the time they decided to stop back by again.
pure speculation of course.
>>8914587
>Plot twist: We are the concerned aliens
Why would they care? We like to think of ourselves as basically good and mostly well-intentioned, I guess because we want to believe our existence is valuable, and to suggests otherwise just somehow feels insulting, and we project that on these other intelligent beings. But in fact we are monstrous beasts, because all life in necessarily monstrous.
>>8914587
Altruism is a genetic disease. No space faring civilization would be altruistic.
>>8914587
>tfw no human-like ayyy gf to broach the xenophobic divide between species
>>8915682
Being destructive and short-sighted isn't a good thing. Altruism ties into wider societal cohesion and forethought, it's not really for it's own sake.
>>8915682
Altruism outside your group is a genetic disease.
>>8915696
tribalism is dumb
the reason is self evident
>>8914881
>space hippies come
>this fag rapes one to death
>they decide to turn our planet into a black hole because our race is deemed irredeemable
nice going fuckwad
>>8915682
Small amounts of altruism is healthy, what's truly evil is selflessness. Why did Ayn Rand confuse altruism with it's more extreme cousin selflessness?